I will never give in to Miss Death

"Wait a mininute."

After giving Xiaomo a look while sitting on the chair, I stood up and walked towards the service desk on the first floor and picked up the landline phone there.

“You’re still working on your day off…”

Elodie, who had just changed into a maid outfit, came down from the second floor. Seeing me using the landline to make a call, she looked a little emotional: "Nuo'er is almost like Sister Ouyang."

"It's just a side thing."

I smiled and said, "We are just waiting for the food to be served anyway."

"beep--"

After a while, the call was connected, and an impatient voice came from the other end: "Hello? Who is this?"

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Yin Xiamo, who was drinking tea elegantly, lean towards me slightly and move one hand slightly, as if she was listening to something.

It seems that if the people over there dare to be mean to me, this guy will really get angry...

"Hello, this is Shangjing Maid Cafe. I'm the waitress here, Yin Nuoer. Excuse me, you ordered a signature chicken nugget, a chicken drumstick, and a small box of egg tarts here yesterday, right?"

"Yes, it's me."

As usual, after hearing my voice, the young man on the other end of the phone softened his initially impatient tone a little: "I gave you a bad review and you're just responding now? It's been so long..."

"I'm really sorry. The store was quite busy yesterday. Due to the hot weather, fried egg tarts and other foods will become damp and change the taste if left in the delivery box for a long time..."

"Then why don't you ask the delivery guy to be faster? I spent more than 30 yuan? And it took 35 minutes to deliver? Not to mention the small amount of food, it also tastes bad. How are you going to deal with this?"

"We have already applied for a full refund for you. Do you think this is okay?"

"Okay, whatever you want. Anyway, I won't buy things here anymore."

"Beep beep..."

Ah...I'm hung up.

I was used to these things, so I took out my phone, looked through it, and dialed the second number.

"Hello, this is the Shangjing Cat Cafe, I'm Nuoer, the waitress here..."

"It's about the bad reviews, right? Don't come to me. I won't delete it no matter what you say. The soup is spilled. I, the consumer, will not pay for your problems. The customer is God, understand?"

"Well... about the soup, you can actually contact the courier to handle it, or we can refund you..."

"Will the soup spill if you don't package it well? Stop talking, I don't want to hear your explanation. Tell your boss that I won't tolerate you even if you are a girl. Goodbye, don't bother me, get out!"

"Beep beep..."

The second time the phone was hung up, my first reaction was to look at Xiaomo.

However, I was still a step too slow - with a trace of afterimage, the girl who was originally drinking tea elegantly on the first floor had disappeared.

"He ran away again."

Sighing helplessly in my heart, I put down the phone and returned to my seat.

No matter when or what the situation is, Xiaomo always protects me very much.

Normally when people come to the restaurant to dine, there are very few people "making trouble" in the restaurant because of the environment and the fact that there are no minor problems like food spoiling due to long delivery times. In addition, we communicate with each other face to face, so even if a customer is dissatisfied with the food in the store or has any emotions, Ouyang Xue and I can basically solve it. If it is a big man like those "Zhao family's men" who came to make trouble before, Xiaomo will take action directly. If the target is me, I will beat him up at the very least, and at the worst, I will be sentenced to decades of life or directly executed.

When ordering takeout, communicating over the phone is not face-to-face, and some people tend to speak in a "unpleasant" way. If they give a bad review and they are still "aggressive" to me after I have proposed a solution, Xiaomo will not be able to stand it and will leave on the spot, and I cannot persuade them.

As for where she went or what she did, I don't know.

All I know is that when Xiaomo comes back, those who were “mean to me” will call me soon, crying and apologizing, asking for forgiveness.

This is still a slightly restrained result. According to Xiaomo herself, in theory, she doesn't want to let anyone who hates me or dares to make me suffer injustice keep his life. As long as I open my mouth, rivers of blood will flow.

That night, I learned some of Xiaomo's past from Filo Gabriel. The hero had a gentle personality and believed in "conquering others with virtue." After the hero was killed by a traitor, Xiaomo turned completely evil and acted extremely cruelly. Although she inherited the hero's mantle and led the allied forces to re-launch the Demon King War, she was also given the title of "tyrant" because of her vigorous and decisive way of doing things.

The "tyrant" of the other world, the "god of death" of the earth, one can imagine how terrible Xiaomo's true self, or "Heimo"'s true character is.

Fortunately, the Xiaomo that I am in contact with now is a gentler clone, otherwise if I were to face Xiaomo's real body directly in this state... I would feel like a newborn kitten, at the mercy of others.

Of course, generally only people who are "aggressive towards me" can force Xiaomo to take action. This has only happened once or twice this month. In most cases, when I called for a "follow-up visit", the attitude of the person on the other end of the phone was quite good. After listening to our solutions, they expressed their willingness to accept a settlement or delete the negative reviews.

Those who remain arrogant throughout, like the guy who just added the word "get lost" before hanging up the phone in a fierce manner, will definitely make Xiaomo unhappy, and then she will take action.

"Noer's water tofu, vegetables and chicken rice—"

When I got back to my seat, Ouyang Xue came over with a plate in her arms. Seeing the empty seat next to me, she couldn't help but ask curiously, "Where's your Xiaomo?"

"what……"

I said awkwardly: "Xiaomo went out, maybe to pick up a package."

"What did she buy you?"

Ouyang Xue glanced at the bell on my neck and didn't ask any more questions. Instead, she put the bell on the table and changed the subject: "Have you gone downstairs to see the members of the professional teams?"

"not yet."

I shook my head. “I just went back to the two people who gave bad reviews. The first one said he was willing to accept a refund, but didn’t say he would delete the review. The second one was… a bit more aggressive.”

"You guys take a break today, so don't worry about work. Bad reviews don't matter. Society is a pressure cooker right now, and many people get angry online."

Ouyang Xue turned around and said, "Then you guys eat first, I'm going to get busy."

"Uh-huh."

After Ouyang Xue left, Yin Xiamo appeared at the door of the coffee shop soon after. Then I saw Elodie coming down from upstairs and pressed the answer button on the headset: "Ah? Oh... I, I'm not, Nuo'er is not at work today, did she call you just now?"

"Ah... Actually, it's nothing. You don't have to do this. Really, you don't have to. Actually, we also have problems with food packaging..."

"Well, okay, it's okay, welcome to come next time."

Watching Yin Xiamo walk gracefully to my side, sit down, and then pick up the cutlery, I glared at this guy: "Bossy."

"Ok?"

Hearing what I said, Yin Xiamo raised her head and asked, "What did the little guy say?"

"I said you are too overbearing..."

As I ate my meal, I muttered to myself, “You are abusing God’s power!”

"I don't care. Anyone who dares to disrespect Nuo'er will be punished by God."

The girl leaned close to my ear and said, "It's already the greatest blessing for them to be able to talk to Nuo'er, but they are still not satisfied..."

Huh...why does it feel like this guy has suddenly become a little yandere?

Or does it seem like she has always been like this?

"Okay, okay, you are the scary Miss Death, you have the final say."

In this regard, I could only lower my head, scoop a piece of tofu from my bowl with a spoon and put it in Xiaomo's bowl: "Here, you have to finish it."

"Is this Nuo'er's way of hinting to me that I can eat your tofu tonight?"

Yin Xiamo narrowed her eyes: "I understand."

"You know nothing!"

I took out a spoon and tapped her on the head: "Eat your meal properly! I just can't finish it!"

"Well……"

"Don't moan, I know it doesn't hurt you at all!"

"Actually, it still hurts a little when the kitten bites me."

I looked up. “Really?”

"Of course, poor Nuo'er's little tooth is so small and soft, yet it has to face a terrifying god like me. Seeing Nuo'er's little tooth in pain, I feel pain in my heart too..."

"bite--"

"Ah! I was just kidding, don't bite me. I'm no different from an ordinary person in my normal state... Let go, quick, quick!"

"..."

After having dinner with Xiaomo, we went to see Dingman Mosquito Pack them, said hello to the kittens, and then went down to the basement along the aisle behind the cat climbing frame.

Just as Ouyang Xue said, a lot of people came here at this time. Many computers that looked like they had just been installed had been started up, and the surrounding LED tubes and various night lights were turned on. The style of the entire floor was completely incompatible with the scene on the first floor, as if one had traveled to the future world.

"Isn't this too powerful? What kind of super expert is this girl? It would be a shame if she didn't become a professional player..."

"This gun control, this body movement, are we really playing the same game? If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have thought it was cheating."

"She's alone, and neither of your teams can take her down?"

"At least those who can come here today are hunters, right? There are also several professional players. We checked into a room... and we were abused by a girl like this?"

It can be seen that most of the people in the basement are boys, and many of them are wearing uniform team uniforms, as if they are some kind of professional team. These people are in groups of three or five, sitting in boxes one after another, concentrating on operating their game characters in front of the monitors in front of them, and almost all of them are sweating profusely.

The place with the most people is behind a computer where Gabriel is sitting in the "hall".

At this time, there were seven or eight people surrounding Gabriel, many of whom were holding their phones and taking photos of the display screen and the surrounding environment.

"Look carefully, this woman's name is Xiaomei..."

"Ahem, I'm just kidding. Can the viewers in the live broadcast room see it? The lighting here has a bit of a cyberpunk feel. I guess it's paving the way for Age of Aquarius. But it doesn't matter. The anchor is currently in a maid cat cafe in Minaminagi District, Kamihama City. It's the one that's been very popular recently. You can find out by searching online. They're planning to open a new e-sports area here, which is what you see."

"I won't tell you about this e-sports area yet. Do you see this blonde girl in front of me? She is said to be the ace player invited here. She is a foreigner named Gabriel. Remember this name. I guarantee that her record will scare you to death. She is a self-propelled plug-in."

"We, the professional players, started a 40-player free-to-play battle royale competition. This girl was on her own team, and the rest of us were in groups of three. As a result, look at the number of kills this girl has so far: 21."

"The brothers who usually watch my live broadcast know what level I am at. It's a pity that I have been killed. Among these brothers present, few are lower than me. What is the status of this girl among our group of hunters? I can tell you directly, it's like a hunter plug-in with full parameters and body skills has entered the game. It's a completely one-sided killing! It's even more terrifying than the current plug-ins. Except for the lack of bullet acceleration, wall-penetrating, and flying holy spear ranger, it has everything it should have!"

Amid the noise, I found Su Yunjin, whose neck was red with excitement.

"I feel like you've lost control today."

I stood next to these people: "What's going on now?"

"Oh, I did lose my composure a bit. Gabriel-san's performance was just too good."

Su Yunjin's voice seemed a little hoarse: "You didn't come to see it just now. She beat these professional players by herself. Then everyone was dissatisfied and said that a one-on-one duel in the shooting range does not represent the actual combat level. They insisted on starting a custom game. As a result, Gabriel chose one person and one team. She wiped out three teams as soon as she landed. Now she has killed more than 20 people."

Su Yunjin gestured to the people around me who were taking photos and recording videos with their phones. "There are many anchors and very famous professional players here. If they spread the word, or if the news of 'professional players being beaten up by a girl' gets out, it will be hard for us not to become popular."

"Really?"

Seeing Su Yunjin so excited, I could only smile: "Where's Philo?"

"You mean the girl with big breasts? She's working the bar at the front desk. She just asked us for a lot of drinks and said she wanted some reference."

"Thanks."

I walked back a few steps and found the service counter. I tiptoed under the dazzling lights and climbed onto the bar.

Sure enough, just as Su Yunjin said, Philo was sorting out various wines and drinks under the table.

"Sister Philo!"

I greeted him, "How's it going here?"

"Are you back?"

Philo stood up with a bang, and the two big rabbits on his chest trembled: "Gabriel is addicted to playing, and I am studying cocktail making."

“Is it true?”

I asked tentatively, "Is there enough variety of wine here?"

"good."

Philo turned around and took out a cup from the cabinet behind him: "Would you like a drink, little one?"

"what?"

I was stunned, then quickly waved my hands: "I... I don't need it..."

"It's okay. It's my special milk wine, Dragon Milk Wine! Children can drink it too. It's not too strong. It's totally fine."

Philo bent down, took out a milk bottle from somewhere, poured all the milk in it into the cup, then took a bunch of bottles and jars, and started his "bartending stunts" in front of Xiaomo and me: "Ask Momo, is my milk wine the best?"

"what?"

Yin Xiamo was stunned at first, as if she wanted to say something, and then she seemed to have made up her mind: "Well... yes."

Are you two hiding something?

"Finish!"

I was still wondering, but Philo in front of me had already finished mixing the cocktail and brought a glass of milky white liquid to me: "Come on, Noer, drink it!"