I will never give in to Miss Death

Completely different from usual days, today Sikong Yue wore a soft and beautiful little skirt, her graceful long legs were wrapped in white silk stockings, her hands were wearing white gloves, and she wore a beautiful jewel necklace on her chest. Even her long golden hair was tied up with a ribbon into twin ponytails like a young lady.

The most important thing is that her little skirt can't cover the huge thing on the girl's chest at all.

A pair of snow-white balls, with a soft groove clearly visible in the middle...

If the giggling Xiong Xiong before just made me feel that she had big breasts, then now she really is that kind of... blonde big-breasted lady.

Not only has the image changed, but even the temperament is completely different from before.

【Illustration——Painter: Annai】

This... is Xiongxiong Sikongyue, right?

"So early today?"

After a brief moment of daze, I walked towards the blonde lady at the window and asked, "Is there any big event today?"

"Well, isn't Su Yunjin planning to hold a competition here? Our company is responsible for providing the prizes and organizing a few small activities. It was a bit sudden so I didn't have time to tell you."

Sikong Yue took a sip of tea elegantly: "Our people will come to help after they finish dealing with the matters at the comic exhibition."

"Happy Dragon Boat Festival, everyone should do your best today!"

"..."

……

No. 295 can call the wind and rain, drive thunder and lightning!

This is the first time I see the place where I work become so popular.

People who were attracted by yesterday’s live broadcast room, people who were attracted by the dancing and singing at the comic exhibition, and people who were attracted by Su Yunjin’s advertisement.

Before ten o'clock in the morning, the number of people in the coffee shop had reached the scale of the discount promotion on the opening day, and the trend is still increasing.

If Ouyang Xue had not taken the opinions of the audience who left messages under the official account into account, there really would not be enough seats.

"What's this cat's name? Timon? Why does it have such a strange name?"

"Timon? I know Timon, the meerkat from The Lion King. And what's the name of this cat? Mosquito Bag? I don't know about that. Is it the kind of mosquito that buzzes around?"

"How exactly do cat snacks sell? Just follow the price list on these shelves... Can humans eat them?"

As usual, customers who come to the store for the first time will be attracted by the lazy cats in the cat living area. Boys may be more reserved, but most girls will run over when they see the cats, take out their mobile phones and take pictures. They will stand about half a meter away from the cats, watching the people around them touching the cats, looking hesitant.

Then Yin Xiamo would walk over and say, "Hello, what can I do for you?"

"This cat..."

Then the girls would tentatively point at the cats and ask, "Can I touch it? Do you want money?"

"There is no charge for playing with the pets in the store, only for feeding and using toys."

Yin Xiamo would explain to them: "The specific charges are on the shelf next to it, and they are marked. If you need anything, just press the button next to it and I will appear."

"That……"

Many girls still hesitate at this time: "If I touch them, will I be bitten? Or scratched or something? I don't want to get an injection..."

"All pets in our store have received vaccinations and booster shots, their nails are trimmed every day, and almost all pets are not aggressive. The pet with the worst temper, Building 3, will only break away and ignore you when you touch its sensitive parts. But you need to be careful not to force pets to do things they don't like, and you can't use violence."

At this time, Yin Xiamo would take out a booklet and say, "It will be very troublesome if pets or people are injured due to violent treatment of pets, so please get along with each other in a friendly manner."

"what is this?"

"This book contains the names of all the pets in the store and their preferences. You can roughly tell their moods by the color of the collars they wear. A beige collar means this cat has almost no temper and you can touch or hug it at will. A green collar means this cat doesn't like certain parts of its body to be touched. A blue collar means this cat has its own personality. A red collar means this cat has a bad temper and you need to be careful."

Yin Xiamo guided the girl who came in to read the manual while comparing the contents in the book with the cats in the store: "For example, the tabby cat in front of you, Mosquito Bag, its name means that its owner was bitten by mosquitoes outside when he tried to catch a cat. Mosquito Bag wears a blue collar and has his own personality. Just like what is said in the book, Mosquito Bag doesn't like to be held in the arms while lying down, doesn't like to have his hands, feet and tail grabbed, and his favorite food is dried fish. He doesn't like canned beef..."

"Can cats eat human food? Like rice dumplings? My dog ​​seems to eat whatever I eat."

"No, cats are pure carnivores like tigers, and most of their food is meat. Dogs are omnivores, so they can eat rice."

"Oh, then I...I have one last question."

"Please say."

"That maid over there also has a collar with a bell around her neck. What does the yellow bell mean? I don't see it in the instructions. Where can I touch it?"

"Noer is not for sale, but the yellow bell also means she has a good personality. She is the best-tempered cat in the store."

Then a similar conversation was heard by me passing by——

"Yin Xiamo!"

"I'm not a cat, okay! I don't have the best temper either! I'm super fierce! Don't listen to her, big sister!"

In order to cope with today's battle, I switched to elf mode.

Normally my main job in the coffee shop is to deliver meals to customers, with cooking as a supplement. However, today is a little different. The focus of my work has shifted to "cooking" and "reception".

In general, the meaning of "performance" may be greater.

I just make rice dumplings and glutinous rice at the kitchen door, answer questions from customers who come in, say hello to everyone, and show my best and sunniest side to everyone. I leave the job of delivering meals to Ouyang Xue, Li Chen and Su Yunjin, and they don't need to do too much physically demanding work.

To put it more bluntly... being a mascot.

When customers come in, they see a cute little elf girl making rice dumplings at the door, or chasing naughty kittens and picking them up from the sweeping robot, or chasing balls of hair that fell from the cats, and hurriedly saying "Welcome" to the customers who come in. Even the worst mood will suddenly improve, greatly increasing their desire to consume.

The Elf Mode itself greatly increases my endurance and mental strength at the expense of my weight and strength.

Especially the "mental energy". When I work in a coffee shop, I have to keep smiling when I meet customers, and show them my best side. I have to appear energetic the whole time. This will make me very tired after a long time. This is the consumption of "mental energy".

The "Heart of Nature" in Elf Mode can ensure full coverage of mental power every day.

Just like Xiaomo said, in the elf mode, the whole world seems to be filtered through a layer of beautiful filters in my eyes, and I feel like... there is no difficulty that I cannot overcome. Even in a busy coffee shop, I feel like I am lazily basking in the sun on a sunny prairie.

Although... well, I myself didn't know what the "Heart of Nature" was, and I "awakened" without knowing what it was.

Perhaps "magic" itself is such a wonderful structure.

"Why is Nuoer cosplaying as an elf today?"

"Is this Yin Nuoer? Is she using her real name? Is this true? Is there anyone else called this?"

"White-haired Loli is great! This fake hair feels like real hair, a bit like Chino, can I take a picture?"

In elf mode, my ears will become longer and my long hair will turn into the color of the forest blue sky. The main colors are light blue and white, with some green and white gradient colors, which looks a bit dreamy.

But my hair is still mostly light white. From a distance, customers often say I am a "white-haired elf."

"Nuo'er, did that customer just give you a hard time and say something strange to you?"

"Eh? How did Sister Philo know?"

"Your mood is reflected in your ears."

Later, with Philo's suggestion, I discovered another characteristic of my ears in "elf mode", which is that they will change involuntarily with the change of mood.

I can't control my ears in normal human form, but in this mode I can move them slightly, mainly to put them in three states: upright, balanced, and drooped.

Philo said that the elves' ears are slightly upturned when they are serious, and will be relatively flat under normal circumstances or when they are very happy. However, when they are in a low mood or a little unhappy, or have a little trouble, their ears will droop, which is particularly obvious.

Philo's job today is to debug the coffee on the second floor. In principle, when a cup of milk tea is ready, he will press the bell, and the loudspeaker above the second floor will broadcast a reminder that "Customer No. XX's milk tea is ready, please pick up the order with the copy." If the customer requests, Ouyang Xue or Li Chen will help deliver the milk tea.

As for Gabriel, she was dragged by Su Yunjin and the people from the professional teams to an underground e-sports "game". God knows how crazy those people will be by then.

Sikong Yue, who came to the coffee shop early in the morning and ordered a small cake, was wearing a gorgeous princess dress and sat in the window seat almost the whole morning, typing on the laptop screen, tilting her head from time to time to think about problems, with a full princess temperament.

I was busy until I had time to rest in the afternoon. When Xiaomo and I took some food and sat down next to Sikongyue to eat, I found out that she had been practicing the internal test copy strategy released by "Age of Aquarius" for the entire morning.

"Thank you for your hard work."

Seeing Xiaomo and I coming over for dinner, Sikong Yue made some room near the window and pulled the curtains up to block out some of the sunlight: "How do you feel? It seems like there's always people coming and going downstairs."

"There were twice as many people as on the day we opened for business."

I pointed out the window and picked up the five-color glutinous rice that had just come out of the steamer and added a little sugar: "Even the platform outside is full of people."

Although it is summer now and the average temperature is over 30, the coffee shop is located not far from the sea in Minami Nagi District, surrounded by many green plants and often has sea breezes blowing, so there are still many people willing to dine outside the store.

Some people don't like cats and are not interested in the two-dimensional atmosphere in the store. They just come to try the rice dumplings and glutinous rice in our store because they think they are cheap and affordable. Naturally, these people would not mind going outside to enjoy the sea breeze and have breakfast and lunch.

“What is the general gameplay of this game?”

While eating, I handed the other small bowl of colorful glutinous rice prepared for Sikong Yue to the little princess: "Is it okay?"

"There's a little problem."

Sikong Yue took the sticky rice and said, "My laptop from three years ago is a little bit slow to run this game... Thank you, is this sweet?"

“Each color tastes different, and none of them are very sweet.”

I took out some sugar: "If you like sweet, you can add some."

"it is good."

Sikong Yue took the small bottle of sugar and tried to pour a little into the small plate of glutinous rice that was evenly divided into five parts: "Add it directly?"

"correct."

I smiled and said, "Add as much as you like."

"You like sweets just like Noel."

Yin Xiamo next to her said with emotion: "She used to like the wafer biscuit called Crunchy Shark very much. The outer layer is full of sugar, dairy products and cocoa butter. One piece is like an energy bomb."

“But it can keep you from getting hungry!”

I said unconvincedly, "It can also treat hypoglycemia! I've survived many times with the help of Crunchy Shark!"

"You were so busy typing that you forgot to eat?"

Yin Xiamo said with an expression that said, "Don't I understand you?" "After waking up, I think of a good idea and sit down in front of the computer and start typing away for hours. By the time I feel dizzy, it's too late. I'm either rummaging through boxes and cabinets looking for Crispy Shark or going out to buy sweets. If you eat first after waking up, this won't happen."

"Uh……"

I instantly felt like my secret had been revealed: "Xiaomo, why do you even know this..."

"puff……"

Sikong Yue couldn't help laughing: "It's normal for girls to like sweets."

But I am a man, an uncle... ahem, although I am not anymore...

"I also like to eat sweets, like these, cakes, chocolates, and cookies."

In the slanting sunlight, Sikong Yue took the knife and fork and handed two small cakes that looked like they had never been eaten to me and Yin Xiamo: "My dad and his family always say that eating too much sweets will make you fat, but I never seem to gain much weight."

I subconsciously said, "You are fat in your chest and thighs, right?"

Damn it, why are there so many girls with super big breasts around me?

Ouyang Xue is like this, my former editor Lan Jiajia is like this, not to mention that Filo is a dragon from another world, even Xiong Xiong is like this.

Sikong Yue is... a bear. He should be above F, right? Or G?

No, why would I envy their breasts? I am an uncle at heart, and uncles shouldn't care about these things, right?

Yes, I don’t mind at all, not at all…

"Huh? Is that so?"

Under my gaze, Sikong Yue lowered her head and said, "But I remember they were quite big when I was young. When I was in elementary school, I had to wear a special sports bra when I went running during the school sports meet."

you……

"Body proportions are mostly related to a person's genes."

For some reason, Yin Xiamo, who had already started eating the cake next to her, took the initiative to explain: "It also includes fat and thin. Some people are born not to gain weight, but if they eat too much, they will gain weight. Miss Sikongyue exercises regularly, so she won't look fat even if she eats a lot."

Yes.

Yin Xiamo’s words reminded me of this.

It seems like Xiongxiong has been traveling around the world since graduation?

Before, she came to the coffee shop wearing that bear uniform. It was such hot weather and the clothes were so heavy. She must have sweated a lot from running around. Then she had to drink a lot of water, which increased her metabolism. After that, she went to Lake Kamihama to swim and play in the water. She hardly had a single day of leisure, so the sugar she ate was naturally consumed quickly.

So what are my genes like?

I gave Yin Xiamo a questioning look.