I will never give in to Miss Death

"..."

"Puch..."

After a brief silence, the girl in front of him slowly put on her clothes: "I was just kidding."

"call……"

I took a deep breath as if I was relieved, and then felt a little empty inside.

"How does it feel?"

Seeing that I was a little flustered, Yin Xiamo casually brought the herbs in front of me and said, "This is not catnip, it's just ordinary wheat."

"Eh?"

I was a little dumbfounded: "Then you..."

"Catnip is just a psychological suggestion, just like...well, Nuoer has become a girl and will find it natural to wear women's clothes."

Yin Xiamo organized her words a little: "Or... one day a doctor suddenly tells a patient that he doesn't have much time left and to do what he wants. The patient may also calmly return to being his true self, such as confessing his love to the girl he loves, or boldly quitting his job and traveling around the world, even if he doesn't have a terminal illness."

"That……"

I asked tentatively, "The catnip before was because you, Xiaomo, hinted that I have cat girl genes in my body, so that I... have this subconscious feeling?"

"Not entirely. After all, Nuoer, you do have cat genes in your body."

Yin Xiamo smiled and said, "But at least you are in the elf state now, and the genes of the cat-ear tribe cannot affect you. But just now, did you also have reactions such as accelerated heartbeat and flushed face?"

It seems... maybe... a little bit?

"Now the old man in this world has finally gotten the best ending."

Yin Xiamo patted the wheat leaves on her body, took my hand and stood up: "Let's go to Yue'erlan Island to meet the two little guys."

"Two little ones?"

I was a little curious: "Do you know who the other one is?"

"The distance in this space is a little clearer now. Although I'm not 100% sure, it's pretty close."

Yin Xiamo yawned: "Someone from the Beast Ear Tribe."

"The Beast Ear Tribe?"

I was stunned for a moment: "That's... the cat girl you just mentioned, the one that hid in the tree thousands of years ago and watched the hero look for her?"

"That cat girl is thousands of years old, she must be too lazy to move. This time it's a younger aura, about the same age as Dolly."

Yin Xiamo squatted down with her back to me: "I guess it should be Dolly's friend, a loli cat girl or something like that."

Loli cat girl?!

I lay on Yin Xiamo's back: "Why is there a loli cat girl here?"

"I'm not sure yet. Maybe Dolly just decided to ask her good friend to come over to play. You know cats have changeable personalities. It's hard to guess what they're thinking."

Yin Xiamo carried me on her back and jumped towards the sea in front of us, flying towards Yueerlan Island.

I turned slightly and waved towards the beach where two old men were standing behind me.

"Is it okay to let that little kitty girl come over here?"

"What does it matter? There are already a lot of people here. It's nothing more than one more pet."

Yin Xiamo was silent for a moment: "I only pay attention to you, you know."

Well……

I buried my little head in the girl's shoulder.

"Me too."

"..."

……

[This month, because my wisdom teeth were pushing against my front teeth, I had to go to the hospital every few days to have my teeth extracted and have surgery. Every time I went, I had to get several injections of anesthesia. After I came back, I felt dizzy and half of my face was numb. The pain started after the anesthesia wore off.

I had a tooth pulled these days and probably got a slight infection. My throat hurts, my nose hurts, and half of my head hurts. I feel very uncomfortable. My mind is a little unclear. It’s hard for me to concentrate on typing. I make more and more typos. I suspect that I got stupid from taking anesthesia four or five times a month…

I started having a low-grade fever today, and I have a headache and sore throat. I don't know if it's inflammation after tooth extraction or a cold, so the update will be a little unstable.

But this book will definitely not be discontinued. Sometimes it may be less than 3000 words, and when it is in good condition, it will be 7000 to 8000 words.

I'm really sorry, sorry everyone, I will adjust as soon as possible T^T】

No, 305, that thing will bankrupt you!

The scenery on Yueerlan Island is still the same as I remember, full of tranquility, peace, warmth, and a familiar atmosphere that seems to come from my hometown.

In Elf mode, my deep love for nature will be expanded. Natural landscapes that I am not very sensitive to in normal human mode, such as the moon in the sky, the sandy beach near the riverbed, the coast washed by silver beaches, and the lawn on the shore, are like the most beautiful and happy harbor in my dreams. Just watching them quietly will make me feel relaxed and happy.

Especially the hills and hillsides on Yueerlan Island are covered with green plants. Normally, my favorite color is blue, the pure light blue like the sapphire sky. However, in elf mode, I seem to prefer grass green and leaf green.

I even hope...if possible, I can sleep in the forest at night, on the top of a big tree, on the lawn on the shore, or in an open space deep in the bushes.

Of course, reason told me that if I really slept in that kind of place, even if my natural elven physique allowed me to resist the harassment of various mosquitoes and beasts, what if someone passed by nearby in the middle of the night... I might really be picked up and carried away while I was defenseless in my sleep.

It is this relatively contradictory mood and nature that makes me feel that the elf mode is completely incompatible with the hustle and bustle, bright lights and feasting world of humans.

Elves really should live in the forest, just as fish need to swim in the sea and birds yearn for the sky.

"Be careful, there are a lot of sleeping lizards around here."

Holding me in her arms, she flew all the way over the sea, and finally passed through the Bagua pool in front of Yueerlan Island and landed on the beach by the sea. As usual, Yin Xiamo put me on the lawn a little behind the beach.

"Although Nuoer in Elf Mode can minimize the lizards' vigilance against you, if you accidentally step on their tails... under stress reaction, some lizards will probably still bite Nuoer's white and tender calves."

"I'll definitely run away before that happens!"

Unconvinced, I lowered my head and looked at what Xiaomo called my "white and tender calves" and stretched my little feet: "Just a few lizards!"

As time goes by, this place seems more and more like my second home.

After landing, I carefully checked the ground around me and stretched.

Recently, after get off work every day, Xiaomo and I would go to Nannai Tower to talk. However, that place is still "human territory" after all, so we didn't stay there for long. However, Yueerlan Island is the "no man's land" agreed upon in advance by Xiaomo and Ye Yuqing. We can do whatever we want here. After get off work, if there is still a lot of time, Xiaomo and I will come here. Anyway, the distance is not far - not far for Xiaomo who can fly quickly.

"Just a few lizards?"

Yin Xiamo pointed with amusement at the big lizard that was sleeping not far away: "An ordinary lizard is equal to 0.5 Nuoer in human form, but in elf mode, Nuoer's combat power will be reduced by another %. And look at so many lizards here, what if they are all annoyed... I don't mind watching someone being chased all over the mountain here."

Uh……

Am I really only as powerful as two lizards?

I cast a curious look at the largest lizard over there.

Well... Marine iguanas weigh an average of 12 to 15 kilograms and are about 80 centimeters long on average. A few male marine iguanas can grow up to 150 centimeters...

I don’t know if the “largest marine iguana” introduced on the website includes its tail. If it doesn’t, if it is the largest marine iguana, with a weight of 20 kg and a body length of 150 cm, I really... seem to... be unable to beat it with my bare hands?

After all, this thing is really big, heavy enough, and the chassis is very stable.

If I don't have a weapon, how can I fight it? Should I just bite it with my teeth?

No... Why would I want to provoke a marine iguana? Even if it was the prototype of the movie "Godzilla", this animal is a vegetarian, just like a small dinosaur, or a docile herbivorous dinosaur like the Giraffidae. Even if I really stepped on their tails, these guys would at most run away, right? How could they turn around and bite me, let alone cause "public outrage".

I realized something and glared at the girl next to me.

Yin Xiamo gave me a look that said "Little cats are so easy to fool."

"Kakakaka..."

"呲呲呲..."

Under the moonlight, in addition to the marine iguanas over there, as I went ashore, many large crabs and conchs that were originally looking for food on the shore made all kinds of strange noises. However, perhaps because of the "intimacy enhancement" attribute of my elf mode, they did not run away, but just looked at me curiously.

"嘤嘤嘤!"

In the semicircular sea behind them that reflected the bright moon, several killer whales were swimming around, their fins exposed above the sea breaking through the surface of the water, creating streaks of waves.

"I don't have time to play with you guys tonight..."

After waving to a few killer whales, I turned to the direction of the "Dragon King Temple" on Yueerlan Island: "Are those foxes still there?"

After visiting the island from time to time this month, I have gotten to know the nearby killer whales. This creature feels like a little bully in the ocean. Relying on its top of the food chain, it does nothing every day. It either plays with nearby fish or looks for me on the shore to play in the water.

I have the impression that these killer whales often catch two kinds of fish, rays and manta rays, for me. Although there are living tools on the shore, I can usually bring some salt to grill the fish, but... rays and manta rays are really not tasty at all, with little meat, like scavengers. I would rather they do like the first time and throw a swordfish up, or sardines if that doesn't work.

The most important thing is that the call of the killer whale is quite cute. It is a very standard "嘤嘤嘤" sound. When playing with them, I feel like they are kittens. Their 嘤嘤 sounds are so cute that I can't bear not to play with them.

"Based on my current perception... there are only little foxes. The mother fox has gone out to look for food."

Under the moonlight, Yin Xiamo seemed to use some kind of "reconnaissance" magic on the island: "Do you miss those little foxes?"

"No, then let's go up and wait for the racehorse you mentioned... uh, Dolly, and the child from the Beast-eared Tribe."

I took out my phone and checked the time: "11 o'clock, when can they come over?"

"Around 11:."

"Luckily I just used Sister Ouyang's computer to update a chapter of the novel, otherwise I would have stopped updating."

I put away my phone: "Let's go."

Under the moonlight, I took a step forward, then stopped as if I remembered something, turned around, and stretched out my hand to the girl behind me: "My dear wife."

"Call husband."

"What? I am obviously the one..."

“Not anymore.”

Yin Xiamo took a step forward and took my hand: "It's about time for Nuo'er to give up. What's so good about being a man? You might as well be my little pet."

"Is my fate so tragic that my only option is a pet?"

"Or being my wife is fine."

Yin Xiamo did not comment: "If there is danger in this world in the future, I will be responsible for going out to fight, and Nuoer will take good care of the house."

"Is there still any danger in this world?"

"No."

Yin Xiamo shook his head: "So I don't need to go out to fight, I have to bully my wife at home every day."

"What a scumbag! In your eyes, your wife is just for bullying."

"This bully is not that bully. Others want me to bully them but they don't have the chance yet."

While playing, Yin Xiamo and I walked along the path at the foot of the mountain to the halfway point, and came to the "Dragon King Temple" that Ye Yuqing's construction team had helped build.

Just like the previous times I came here, since no one comes to this island, not much has changed here, except... there are a lot more leaves in the open space in front of the shrine, making it look a bit deserted.

"Little Fox!"

I walked through the mottled moonlit path and entered the shrine. I pushed open the small wooden door on one side and asked, "Are you guys in there?"

Although it is night now, the elves' excellent eyesight combined with the moonlight and starlight allow me to see the situation in the shrine very clearly.

Under my gaze, in the den made by the mother fox with fallen leaves and weeds at the end of the small house, several little foxes were looking at Yin Xiamo and me with timid little eyes. After confirming that we were the "good people" who often came to play nearby and fed them fish, the little foxes crawled out of the den, stuck out their tongues, and kept calling "hmm" and "ah-ah" at us. Two slightly larger foxes even kept nudging my hands with their heads.

Foxes are canines, so in most cases there's nothing wrong with treating them like dogs, but their barks are cuter than dogs', and they're more clingy and... more charming.

These little guys have eyeliner in their eyes, giving them the "charm" of a girl with makeup on. Sometimes when I look at them I have a feeling that... well, it's really not King Zhou's fault in ancient times.

"Xiao Mo, did the hero have a relationship with a vixen before... ahem, a fox lady?"

After patting the heads of a few little foxes, I took out a box of milk from the backpack behind me, tore it open, and then turned the edge of the paper milk box over so that the little foxes could easily drink the milk inside. Then I put the milk box on the ground: "Could it be that fox lady who comes this time?"

"It's okay to call her a vixen. Don't worry, I'll protect you."

Yin Xiamo smiled slightly: "Vixen take pleasure in playing with human nature, and put profit first. To be honest, at that time, I trusted that the female fox would not be really tempted by the hero."

"Eh? Why?"

“Because they are not the same kind of people.”

Yin Xiamo looked very relaxed: "The hero and you... are both good kids. As for the male heroes, to put it nicely, they are focused, but to put it bluntly, they are wooden and blockheaded."

I subconsciously asked, “What about me?”