I will never give in to Miss Death

"You, Noer, are so cute."

"How about something more unpleasant?"

"Silly and cute."

"Hey!"

"You were the one who asked me to say something unpleasant."

Yin Xiamo felt a little aggrieved: "This is the worst word I can think of to describe Nuo'er. Otherwise... change it to soft, cute and silly?"

Isn't this pretty much the same?!

"Ok?"

As they were chatting, Yin Xiamo turned to the direction of the spring in the cave behind the island: "I arrived earlier than I expected."

"coming?"

I moved the milk box a little closer to the house so the little fox could drink it, then stood up and asked, "Are we there yet?"

"Yeah, two little guys, about your age."

Yin Xiamo took my hand and said, "Let's go."

"Ah...um..."

It took me a while to come back to my senses: "What the hell is almost as old as me?"

"It's about their temperament. These two little ones are not very big. After all, Filo and Gabriel have lived for thousands of years. They will adapt quickly here. But little Dolly is different. And if the little cat girl who came with her is her friend, she is probably the same age as Dolly."

Yin Xiamo hugged me in her arms and said, "Let's go."

Didn't you say Dolly was at least a hundred years old? How can she be as old as me?

A centenarian... ahem, now a hundred years old is not considered an old man, right? A centenarian little girl? White hair and a baby face?

"I think the two little kids will be more active. The house will be bustling then."

As she carried me toward the cave behind the hill, Yin Xiamo said with a headache, "I still have to deal with the issue of their identities."

"It's not usually quiet over there anyway."

I lay in Xiaomo's arms and looked at the stars in the sky: "It's better to have a little more fun."

"Then why not sign Dolly up for tomorrow's marathon so she doesn't run too fast and warms up a bit?"

"I think we should not try to grab the first ten spots from ordinary people, right? Just finish the race and get some toilet paper."

"A centaur girl cannot accept intentional failure."

"What should we do? Others run forty kilometers, and Dolly secretly runs two laps?"

“That seems like a good idea.”

Yin Xiamo thought thoughtfully: "Then let Duoli run for a distance before she starts running, and then participate in the marathon when she has enough strength."

This is just a waste of time!

But since you, Miss Death, have said so, I, a "Lolita"... Oh no, if Dolly is considered a child at the age of one hundred, then I have no objection as an infant.

In a trance, Yin Xiamo brought me to the entrance of the stalactite cave near the hillside behind the island. Like before, we followed the familiar path into the mountain. After walking in the slightly damp cave for a while, we came to the open space next to the spring pool.

At this time, the central magic circle here has lit up with brilliant light and is slowly rotating. All kinds of magic runes that I cannot understand are flying up and down around the magic circle.

“What is the meaning of these words?”

I tried to ask Xiaomo some knowledge about magic: "For example, those patterns and symbols, can you write them in any way you want?"

"No."

Yin Xiamo crossed her arms across her chest and thought for a while: "The generation of magic requires a lot of content, the deployment of magic, the medium for magic generation, the conditions of the caster himself, and the secrets of magic, etc."

"Before, Nuoer, you told me that I could use the computers here to do AI mapping. I learned a little bit about it. It has some similarities with the magic generation in our world. For example, the deployment of magic is just like the website deployment or local deployment of AI mapping. It requires the magic user to do a lot of planning before casting magic. The most typical one is the magic wand. After having a magic wand or magic ball that can use magic, you need a medium for magic generation. This can be simply understood as the electricity or energy of the computer. Without electricity, you can't turn on the computer. Similarly, there is no magic medium on Earth, so magic cannot be generated."

"The next step is the caster himself, who can be understood as a computer. Some people have a high talent for magic, like Nuoer, who is close to water magic. So when Nuoer uses water magic, it is equivalent to having a 4090 graphics card that is currently the most powerful for AI painting. Finally, there is the secret of magic, which can be chanted or hand-painted, just like a magic spell that requires the generation of a girl, a campus background, white stockings, a sailor suit, etc...."

Yin Xiamo pointed to the magic words that were spinning in front of her: "These are the secrets of magic. They are not any of the words we know. Some of them are similar to those in the 'Divine Realm'. Even in our world, no one has been able to decipher all the magic words. There is no magic that is exactly the same in the world, not even the same spell."

As if to make me understand, Yin Xiamo raised her hand and pointed to a stalactite in front of her: "Do you see that stone?"

I nodded: "Yeah."

"Okay, then I will generate lightning magic now and input the magic secrets: electric shock, falling from the sky, weak current, strong photocurrent, direct current, 12V intensity..."

As Xiaomo continued to chant, a circular rotating magic circle appeared in front of her outstretched hand, and then the words on the magic circle began to increase rapidly.

"20 meters in front of the target, 3 meters horizontally, one attack, color purple..."

"Small electric shock!"

As Yin Xiamo finished speaking, an arc of electricity flashed, and a bolt of lightning fell on the stalactite in front. It was purple with a bluish tint, and very bright. It struck the stalactite from top to bottom, leaving a charred mark.

"Well, I didn't specify this magic in detail, so many parameters are random."

After using the legendary magic in front of me, Xiao Mo withdrew her hand and said, "Are you satisfied, little guy? You can't learn these things now. I tell you these just to satisfy your endless curiosity!"

"Om-"

As he was speaking, the magic circle on the water surface not far away burst into two colors, orange and purple. Then, in a strong magical wave, two small figures flew up into the sky from under the magic circle as if they were thrown out by something. Then, as if they could not maintain their balance, the two little guys fell into the shallow water with two "pops" and "chi" sounds, one on the left and one on the right.

"Meow!"

One of them was a girl with long orange hair, cat ears on her head, and wearing a leather-like outfit that was commonly seen in anime and manga. She came out of the water first, and then swam to the shore with a "puff puff puff" speed. "I hate water!"

Orange cat?

"Ah ha ha……"

On the other side, a girl with short purple-brown hair and a tuft of white hair on her forehead also stood up: "It's all wet now..."

This... should be the centaur girl? In human mode?

"Both of you."

Seeing that the two had successfully flown out of the magic circle, Yin Xiamo stepped forward -

"Welcome to the wasteland where good and evil intertwine!"

"..."

……

No. 306 Cat spinning in circles

The two girls who flew out of the magic circle, like Filo Gabriel, both had obvious "beautiful girl faces".

I don't know how to describe this feeling. It's like... there's a sense of incongruity that they are obviously different from ordinary humans on Earth. I believe that most people who have come to the coffee shop in the past two months should have this experience when seeing Xiaomo and me.

They are too beautiful, have perfect bodies, and have no obvious flaws, so when you take one look at them, the thought that comes to your mind instinctively is “Are they from the 2D world?”

Because Xiaomo, Filo Gabriel and I, our looks and body proportions are really different from those of ordinary people. It's like a professional modeler has built an ideal female body in the studio according to the golden ratio, and a face that fits his or her fantasy of a beautiful girl.

This is also the reason why people often comment that Xiaomo and I are “like dolls”.

Her legs were long, her calves were very slender compared to ordinary people, with elegant curves, a slender waist, and a clear equilateral triangle outline between her upper and lower body. This was already a very perfect figure for an ordinary person, coupled with a clean, white face without any blemishes, not even acne or freckles...

Currently in the coffee shop, I am the cute type, like a kitten, and people can't have any ill will towards me at first glance. Yin Xiamo is the girlish type who is more like a mature sister, with a beautiful face and a sweet voice. The closest image to me in the two-dimensional world is Kuroyukihime in "Accel World" or Kasumigaoka Utaha in "How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend". When necessary or when I am angry, Xiaomo gives me the feeling of Mrs. Yoel in "Spy Playing House".

As for Filo... her personality is more like that of an ordinary girl. She is friendly to everyone. When she saw me for the first time, she laughed out loud. She is very hearty, but most of the time she is very gentle. She is more like the protagonist Dragon Thor in "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid".

There's no need to mention Gabriel, she's a carbon copy of the heroine in the anime "Gabriel's Fall", even her name is the same, and now she's still addicted to games in the coffee shop.

And now, here come these two...

I carefully observed the two girls who flew out of the magic circle.

The girl who flew out first had a pair of obvious cat ears and was wearing a very classic outfit of an adventurer from another world. Her hair was very long and the overall color was light orange. She looked like a very famous cat in this world, "Kuna no Soybean".

At this moment, the cat girl stood up from the water with a sad face, and then swam towards the shore at the speed of light, her movements as agile as a husky that had broken free from its reins.

On the other side, the girl with short hair and a small braid, dark brown hair, two... uh, horse ears on her head? The girl with horse ears, wearing a small skirt and unique boots, and a tuft of white hair in the middle of her head looked much more "gentle". She just stood up slowly from the water, wrung out her clothes and made a bitter face: "Wow, I have to wash clothes again next time. I hate washing clothes the most..."

If nothing unexpected happens, this person should be the centaur girl Dolly that Xiaomo mentioned.

Her hair is so special. It's the first time I see hair with two different colors. Two colors would be fine, but it's really unheard of that there's only a patch of white hair in the middle.

It's like watching the "Black and White Horned Dragon" or the Cannon Orchid in "Blade & Soul".

"Oooooh... It's so wet and sticky, I can't stand it!"

Just as I was trying to figure out which way to go to catch these two people by the pool, the cat girl on the side suddenly shouted, "Big word explosion!"

With a loud "boom", the girl, who was estimated to be between 1.5 and 1.6 meters tall, suddenly burst into flames, illuminating the entire cave and scaring me who was standing next to the pool.

It's burning!

This...what's going on?

Fire magic?

What about the fire magic that burns yourself? Did you pronounce the spell wrong when you were chanting it? For example, "extremely detailed CG, extremely detailed 8K wallpaper, (((1girl))), (solo), fire, kill my self, etc."

"Calm down. I can find you some clean clothes when we get back."

Compared to my stunned expression, Yin Xiamo seemed much calmer. She slowly walked towards the two of them and said, "Thank you for your hard journey. There is no magic supply here, so please do not use large-scale magic at will!"

"Eh?"

The cat girl, whose entire body was on fire, froze for a moment. In the rising steam, the cat ears on her head trembled, and the blazing flames quickly dimmed. "No mana supply? Impossible? This... is this your barrier?"

"This is a world called Earth, um... or rather, the planet we are currently on is called Earth, and this world is called 'Universe', and it belongs to the Zero Demon World."

"Zero Demon?!"

The cat girl was shocked: "Dolly said it was fun here!"

"Dolly."

Yin Xiamo turned to the centaur girl over there: "Is this your friend?"

"Oh yes, he's my best friend!"

Duoli said as she stepped on the water and ran over here, splashing a series of water in an instant. She looked full of energy. "Sister Momo, her name is Yueyue. Because the night she was born, the sky happened to be full of three moons, so her mother gave her this name."

Yin Xiamo was silent for a moment: "Just her?"

"Yes, Yueyue has no brothers or sisters."

Dolly turned to me curiously: "Is this... an elf?"

"The hero I discussed with you before."

Yin Xiamo glanced at me and said, "But she doesn't remember anything about the past. Just treat her as a young elf. She is less than 30 years old now and is your sister!"

Xiaomo... why is your statement so weird...

By the way, every time someone from another world comes over and I introduce them to them as "this is the girl whose gender has changed, the hero", I always feel... so embarrassed.

"Lord Brave!"

Hearing this, Dolly rushed over and threw me to the ground: "What a cute brave man, let me hug you!"

As she spoke, Dolly kept rubbing her little face against me.

Occasionally, when her hair brushes against my face, I always feel... "so hard".

Human hair is soft, but Dolly's short brown hair with twin ponytails doesn't seem to be soft. It gives me the feeling of touching the hair of a large wild animal.

"You are still very young, brave man. Don't be too enthusiastic."

Yin Xiamo turned to the cat girl who had almost burned her clothes with the fire magic "Big Word Explosion": "Hmm... Yueyue, you look like you are about a hundred years old, a high-level fire magician... Why did you suddenly think of coming here to play with Dolly?"

"Yueyue and I have a very good relationship. She is the only one on the cat side who can keep up with me, so I brought her out of the cat forest."

Dolly said proudly: "Yueyue even participated in our tribe's marathon! Although she didn't get a place...ah, you smell so good, brave man, can I have a kiss?"

Why can even a centaur girl from another world bully me!

I was held so tightly that I couldn't even move, and I felt like crying but had no tears. I could only let this energetic centaur girl ravage me in all ways.

"Okay, now that you're all here, let's leave first, go back to the human city, walk around and take a look, and I'll explain the situation here in detail to you."

Seeing that I was being bullied, Yin Xiamo had no intention of rescuing me and walked towards the cave entrance first.