I will never give in to Miss Death

"Oh, by the way, Dolly, the cat in your arms is called Yin Nuoer. She also has the cat girl gene. If Yueyue is interested, she can also teach her how to awaken and become a qualified cat."

"..."

……

(It's over 39 degrees, my whole body aches, and I'm cold. I've been sitting in front of the computer for four or five hours deleting and revising things, and my mind is fuzzy. Sorry QAQ It will probably be shorter in the next few days, and I'll recover when the fever goes down...)

No. 307 Three cans of black bean dace can catch a cat girl

I returned to Elodie's rental house with two "little guys" who were three or four times older than me. While Xiaomo was explaining the knowledge about the earth to Dolly and Yueyue in the bedroom, I picked up the suspender pajamas that I had "stole" from the bankrupt office of Lu Xinjian, the boss of Yaedang, and went into the bathroom.

At this time, Elodi went to work in the coffee shop, Lan Jiajia took a leave to go back to her hometown to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival, Gabriel said that she would play in the underground e-sports center of the coffee shop until late at night, and Philo came back obediently. Except for me, everyone in the huge house was an "aliens", so it didn't matter what they did.

"It feels like Gabriel has completely fallen, but she is really suitable for this game."

"Momo, do you know? Gabriel is playing that new game called League of Legends. As soon as she started, she read all the hero skill data and equipment data, memorized them, and spent more than an hour simulating the best plan. Then, she quickly defeated her opponent in the actual combat practice. Those boys thought she was cheating."

"Humanity is defeated. They have no chance of winning. Gabriel's brain has always been running in energy-saving mode. Now it has reached a balanced state at best. It is still far from high-performance mode. The game is not difficult now..."

"Why does Yueyue look like the cat mother's child to me... Is he really the cat mother's child? It's nothing. When your mother was your age, she came to ask a female dragon under my command for dragon milk..."

"..."

Seeing that Duoli and Yueyue seemed to be getting along well with Xiaomo and Philo, I closed the bathroom door with confidence and turned on the water heater.

"Puch-"

Suddenly, a stream of warm water fell from the sky, covering the entire world with a layer of mist.

"Um..."

I couldn't help but moan softly as I enjoyed this moment of tranquility, letting the hot water on my head soak me completely.

I feel that elves should also like water, and the feeling of taking a bath at this time is similar to that in human mode.

It wasn't until my entire hair became wet that I took some conditioner from the small shelf next to me, tilted my head slightly, and applied it little by little to my long hair.

This small shelf was bought online by Xiaomo, who had just learned how to shop online. It can create a metal rack for placing things out of thin air on the smooth bathroom wall. The principle is very simple. First, stick on the fixing belt with built-in buckles, stick two to four, and then fix the buckles of the iron rack on it. It is said that it can support things weighing at least ten kilograms, and the price is very cheap, 9 yuan including shipping.

It can be said that in modern society, the development of industries such as food delivery and express delivery has really made the world more colorful.

After that……

Wrapping my hair temporarily with a shower cap, I took the shower gel and applied it all over my body.

Normally speaking, even if I don't take a shower now, there won't be any embarrassing problems. The elf's body even has a certain scent of flowers or trees. However, taking a shower, resting and getting up on time every day has become a habit of mine. Just think of it as... just pretending.

Xiaomo has learned this from me, unlike Filo Gabriel. These two girls really don't care about taking a bath or not. They don't even sleep.

It takes twenty minutes to wash my hair, ten minutes to take a shower, and another ten minutes to finish off my skin care routine. Compared to boys, girls spend really a lot of time in the bathroom. This is on the premise that I try to save time as much as possible. If there is a girl with hair as long as mine who is particularly fond of cleanliness, she will probably spend an hour taking a shower before going to bed every day.

"Isn't this amazing?"

"Wow! I like the setting of this world, nya."

After changing into pajamas and coming out of the bathroom, in Yin Xiamo and my room, I saw Dolly and Yueyue, who were originally reading Xiaomo's "Dream Files", seemed to have almost understood it, and both of them had blushing faces.

Xiaomo told me before that the "nightmare" ability of succubus was initially used for their "hunting". This method of committing crimes is somewhat similar to that of some vampire bats. Before biting, they will release some paralyzing saliva into the prey's body, making the prey completely unaware that they have been bitten.

Succubus also do this when they are "hunting", by forcing humans to fall asleep, unfolding a dream set by the succubus, and then the humans die in happiness, having their essence sucked away.

Later, as the evil demon king destroyed everything, making people's lives miserable and even threatening to destroy the world, the succubus could no longer bear it and joined Xiaomo's team. Their unique "dream-making" ability also spread.

Later, people discovered that this ability had a wider range of functions besides being used for "hunting", such as packaging the succubus's own knowledge to form a dream full of information, allowing people to gain a lot of knowledge and experience just by dreaming, or using it to treat patients with sleep disorders. Xiaomo and Philo have this ability to control dreams.

In other words, while I was taking a shower just now, Dolly and Yueyue had already entered the dream world set up by Xiaomo. They read the introduction of the earth and learned a lot of basic knowledge here. I think they should be able to learn the language after a few more times.

The time in dreams is not consistent with that in the outside world. Information that takes people in the outside world several hours or even a day to read may only take ten minutes to an hour in a dream.

By the way, Duoli and Yueyue both have their own unique way of speaking...

I looked at the two people in the room and walked towards Xiaomo: "Do they know almost everything?"

Although Duoli is not as tall as Xiaomo, she gives people a very mature feeling overall. Her voice is more like a mature woman, like that of a... very hardworking girl. The first impression is that "she may not succeed, but she will definitely work hard to surpass success."

As for Yueyue, she is exactly what most people think of as a "loli cat girl". She has a very childish voice and speaks a little unclearly. Although she doesn't add "meow" after every sentence, you can vaguely hear the ending sound of "mmmm", which is quite interesting to listen to.

"Lord Brave!"

"The brave hero is here!"

For example, Yueyue’s sentence “The brave man is coming” has the flavor of “The brave man is coming (yiyao)”, with the tongue curled back, like the pronunciation of “meow”, but a little analysis makes it sound like a little girl’s unstandard pronunciation.

"Hello everyone."

I waved at the two girls. "Don't call me the hero. I have no memory of him at all. Just treat him and me as two different people. Are you hungry? How about I go make something?"

"I ate it when I got here."

"Dolly ate a lot of fruit when she came here! I want to eat meat. Is there any delicious meat here?"

Yueyue came over directly and said, "It'd be better if it's a fish... There should be some in this world, right? The ones that swim in the water?"

Fish... It’s really hard for me to find fish for you in the middle of the night.

"There are canned fish."

I remembered some canned fish in black beans that I had bought when I was stockpiling food: "Canned fish is okay, right?"

"Canned fish... is it fish in a sealed container?"

Yueyue didn't seem to fully understand the language here, and hesitated for a moment: "Is it meat?"

"It's meat."

I turned and left the room: "Wait a moment."

It's amazing that Dolly, a centaur girl who eats vegetarian, and a cat girl who eats meat can become friends.

Canned fish, canned fish…got it.

I brought a small stool and stood on it, rummaged around in the kitchen cabinet, and took down two cans of grass carp.

The advantage of canned food is that it can be stored for a long time. Generally, the shelf life is more than one year. Some can be stored for three years without going bad. They can be used for emergency purposes when necessary. So when I went shopping before, I bought a few cans. However, they were not used for emergency purposes, but instead I had to use them to feed the cats.

But canned food has a big drawback for me now, that is...

"Kacha."

"Well……"

Hard.

"Click——"

Finally it was opened.

Now I really have no idea how to deal with those cans that require a lot of strength to pull out. If the pull ring breaks, I have to use a knife, and then I can only call Xiaomo over.

"Awaited!"

I poured the solids from the two cans of fish onto a small plate and heated it in the microwave. I also took some watermelon from the refrigerator and sliced ​​it. I brought the plates to the bedroom: "Canned fish for Yueyue, and watermelon for Duoli."

"Wow! What a delicious smell!"

Yueyue rushed over and took a deep breath at the fish fillet on the plate: "Is this the fish here? How is it cooked? Steamed? Grilled? It looks delicious!"

"It was prepared and stored in the factory in advance. I just heated it up a little."

I handed the plate to the cat girl: "Try it."

“Is this a fruit called watermelon?”

Dolly looked much more ladylike in comparison. She took the plate and said, "Thank you."

"It's okay. You can stay here tonight and come see where we work tomorrow."

I gestured to Xiaomo: "She has told you about the general situation here, right?"

"Ah."

Dolly took a bite of watermelon and showed a surprised expression: "The hero has done a favor to my mother. It was my mother's idea that we came here this time. She hoped that we could get training here. This will be the most precious experience in our lives. Yueyue followed here only after she knew about this..."

"Wow! This is delicious! So delicious! As expected, what Sister Momo wrote in her mew dream was correct. This is a country with great food!"

Before Duoli could finish her words, she was interrupted by Yueyue over there. The little cat girl was wolfing down the dace while looking at me and Yin Xiamo expectantly: "We should get a bounty for working here, right? If so... can I exchange my bounty for... three cans of food a day?"

Yin Xiamo's mouth twitched: "Are you sure you have finished reading the content of the mew dream I just gave you?"

"Is it too much?"

Yueyue seemed a little disappointed, but then she cheered up quickly: "Well, two cans will do!"

This isn't a matter of two or three cans, girl.

I silently did the math in my mind.

The monthly salary of maids in coffee shops is generally over 9.9 yuan, which is an average of more than 300 yuan a day. However, the locally produced canned dace in fermented black beans is only 15 yuan a can. Even the very expensive, large cans of grams are only yuan, and three cans are only more than yuan. It is a completely different concept.

"Don't worry about the bounty. The salary here is sufficient and the food is provided. Don't worry."

Yin Xiamo smiled and said, "Compared to this, after you finish eating, come with me to the opposite side to check out the bed and see if there is anything you need, pillows, quilts, etc...."

"I want to sleep on that!"

Yueyue quickly finished two cans of grass carp, jumped down from the small chair, and ran straight to Xiaomo's room opposite. After a while, she came out carrying a large cardboard box.

I recognized that it was the cardboard box that Xiaomo used when she bought a computer host. We even went in it to play the "Relax" game together. That's how I got my Tongmeng.com ID "Xiao Xia Nuo Doesn't Hide from Cardboard Boxes".

"I noticed this when I came in just now."

Yueyue was holding the cardboard box, and the cat ears on her head kept shaking.

"I want to sleep in here tonight!"

"..."

……

No. 308 There are so many cardboard boxes that you can sleep in.

During the two months working in the coffee shop, I have changed from a creature that I have only seen in the cute pet section of tongmeng.com to a cat owner who truly understands their various personalities.

As for the cat's personality, I can only describe it as "unpredictable".

This word is similar to people praising Zhuge Liang as a "genius" and Sima Yi as a "ghost". Some people describe children as having changeable personalities. In my mind, a cat's personality is "ghostly".

Cats and dogs are completely different. Some dogs may be more timid, some may be more extroverted, and some may be more aggressive, but as long as they become familiar with their owners and regard you as their real owner, even the dogs with the strongest personalities will give priority to serving their owners in front of their owners. Cats are the opposite. Personality takes priority, and no one else can stop them.

Ouyang Xue once told me the story of her previous cat raising - at that time, her cat loved to eat beef, and Ouyang Xue also treated the little ancestor very well. During holidays or when the company gave out bonuses, she would go to the supermarket to buy beef for the cat. Later, she discovered that the cat had a very strange and irritating behavior. Ouyang Xue was usually in the kitchen when cutting beef, and the kitchen door could not be closed. The cat would run in when it smelled the meat, and the cat could not wait to eat whatever Ouyang Xue cut. Later, whenever the cat saw Ouyang Xue coming back from the company, it thought that its owner had gone out to buy beef, and would jump onto the chopping board in the kitchen to guard it.

Sometimes Ouyang Xue couldn't bear to see the kitten waiting pitifully on the chopping board for meat, so she went to the market to buy some. After the meat was cut, the cat sniffed it and ran away. Ouyang Xue thought that the beef she bought was not right, so she went to a big supermarket to buy the best beef. However, no matter where she bought it, no matter how good the quality of the beef was, the cat would not wait to eat it as impatiently as it did at the beginning.

But the cat did not completely refuse to eat. Sometimes it would finish the food in one go, and sometimes it would not eat a single bite. Sometimes Ouyang Xue thought it was a bit of a waste since the food had already been cut up, so she put the food in a small bowl and sent it to the cat's bed. Sometimes the cat would eat a little bit.

The annoying thing here is that no matter how the beef Ouyang Xue brings back is, every time the cat is hungry it will run to the chopping board and meow, waiting for Ouyang Xue to cut the beef.

If Ouyang Xue cut the beef, the cat would smell it, not eat it, and walk away.

If Ouyang Xue didn't cut the beef, the cat would keep asking for food, but after buying it, she would stop meowing and refuse to eat.

Ouyang Xue thought the cat wanted her to buy some "reserve food", so she put the beef next to the cat's bed. However, the cat would rather eat the cat food than touch the beef and just waited for the meat to go bad.

They also asked the owner to buy meat, but then they didn't eat it, which was a complete waste of money.

This situation is exactly the same as what some cats in the cafe show.

When I was working in a coffee shop, I saw too many similar "completely unreasonable" cat behaviors. It felt like there was no logic in what they did.

Some cats like to push everything on the table down, but if you take the initiative to make the table very stylish and don't put anything on it, they will pick up things and put them on the table one by one.

Some cats like cardboard boxes. Even though their bodies are so big that they can’t even fit in a small express box like a mineral water bottle, they still try to squeeze in. If you give them a bigger box, they will just take a look and leave.

Because I have experience in raising and caring for cats, when I was on Yueerlan Island before, I almost instinctively felt a headache when I saw the cat girl suddenly appear.

[Isn't she unreasonable like most cats? ]

That’s what I thought at the time.

"Yueyue, your cardboard box is too small and tattered. You will catch a cold if you sleep in it at night."