I will never give in to Miss Death
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Xiaomo said helplessly, then took out Duoli and Yueyue's ID cards, health certificates and other certificates and gave them to the two of them: "I've already told you the uses of these certificates, remember?"
"Remember!"
Yueyue, who was chewing on a small fish, grabbed her ID and said, "Thank you, Master Momo!"
“It’s an honor to be able to help.”
Dolly also took the certificate, looking expectant: "When can we start work?"
I noticed that Dolly and Yueyue’s ID cards were both Gabriel’s samples, which means that in the setting, Yin Xiamo gave these two people foreign identities.
Dolly's English name is Dolly, which means doll in English. It is more colloquial and usually used to describe someone who is cute. Yueyue's name is Lilith, which, although not quite consistent with "moon" and "moonlit night", can also be translated as "night demon" and "goddess of the night", which is in line with the meaning of the name Yueyue.
Then, both of them have the Chinese surname Yin, which is a bit ridiculous. It seems that Xiaomo doesn't care at all about others coming to check their household registration.
Of course, with Xiaomo's abilities, she is not afraid of these.
"The store manager is still discussing the clothing with the designer, but I have already asked the general manager about this matter, and he has given me full responsibility."
Seeing Duoli and Yueyue were eager to try, I sat down in front of them and asked, "Has Xiaomo told you about the details of the takeaway?"
The marathon started at around ten in the morning. It was a distance of more than 3 kilometers. I remember that professional athletes would need to run for about three hours. Ordinary people who run regularly and have received certain training could run for less than four hours. The race started at ten o'clock, and it is now two or three o'clock. Four hours have indeed passed, and the top ten should have been selected.
It’s just that I didn’t see it because I was sleeping, so I don’t know what noun these two little guys chose.
Anyway, I don't need to guess to know that if they run seriously, Dolly and Yueyue will definitely be the first place, there is no suspense about it. Although they are not as exaggerated as Philo Gabriel, they are more or less descendants of "heroes". The physical fitness of people from the other world is completely not on the same level as that of the earth. At least after watching Gabriel playing games and knowing that girls like her have brains comparable to supercomputers, I have realized the gap between ordinary people and them.
What's more, Dolly is a professional horse girl over there, and how much time they can run in depends entirely on their mood.
If nothing unexpected happens, after watching the two of them finish the race, Xiaomo probably took the time to take the two little ones for a walk, bought some carrots and cucumbers, and went back home to give Yueyue a big bag of small fish that her family had just bought at the comic convention.
I glanced at the carrots and cucumbers in Dolly's hands.
In Kamihama City, some larger chain fruit stores sell these "fruit radishes" and "fruit cucumbers". For example, there is such a fruit store next to the cake shop not far from the small street downstairs from our building.
Fruit carrots do not need to be cooked when you buy them, you can eat them raw, and the same goes for cucumbers. Fruit carrots and cucumbers are generally small and look very appetizing, although I personally feel that this type of food has more marketing elements. After all, whether it is carrots or fruits... they can actually be eaten directly, just like tomatoes. You don't have to specifically distinguish between fruits and vegetables, you can just eat them directly after buying them at the market.
This is just like ordinary paper being repackaged and labeled "baby tissue" and sold for twice as much.
As for the bag of small fish in Yueyue's hand... If I'm not mistaken, it should be the one we bought at the comic convention with the guy with glasses. His name is Zheng Zishen. He was eating his birthday cake in the car on the way back from the hospital. That was our first meeting. He later resigned and opened his own snack franchise store, what is it called... Paparoti Snacks. Xiaomo and I bought a lot of snacks in his small store near the bathroom at the comic convention, including a big bag of small fish.
Spicy small fish, spiced squid shreds, honey-sauce eel... these are all specialties of Kamihama City. After all, it is a coastal city with abundant seafood. Some fishermen go out to sea to fish and sell the big fish to ordinary people. The very small fish are difficult to cook, so they are given to factories that specialize in producing them. They are fried and served with some sauce. Although the packaging is simple, it is really delicious.
“I told you, we’ve learned how to use smartphones and applets!”
Duoli showed me her new phone and said, "We still owe money to Momo-sama, so we must work hard to repay Momo-sama's help!"
I also bought them new cell phones...Neither Gabriel nor Philo received this treatment.
I gave Xiaomo an expression that said, "You seem to be very good at taking care of children."
If you don't pursue fashion and hardware level, a smart phone that can access the Internet and install various apps is not expensive now. You can buy one for a few thousand yuan. Even if you give one to Duoli and Yueyue, Xiaomo can afford it alone.
“I don’t know how to register as a rider online.”
After noticing my gaze, Yin Xiamo felt a little embarrassed: "Denuoer, you are responsible for this."
"No problem, this is easy, just give me your phone."
After taking their cell phones, I scanned the QR code on the desktop, installed the store’s delivery system for them, and then applied to become deliverymen.
"How to take orders and deliver them, do you know all of this?"
After helping them with the relevant paperwork, I returned the phone to Duoli and Yueyue: "I have never been a rider before, so these are only theoretical."
"We watched the video. We watched it with Momo-sama."
Dolly said, "It should be no problem. After receiving the order, the phone will plan a delivery route for us. We can just deliver the food along this route, right?"
That being said, the route planned by the system is mechanical after all. The actual road conditions may not be the same as on the system map. Some customers are located in very remote areas. Duoli and Yueyue have just come from another world and are not familiar with the situation here. If they can't find the way...
"Are you sure you want to just run?"
"Yes, let's run. We'll find Ouyang or Su Yunjin later and ask them to prepare a backpack for delivering the food, or just disinfect the cat bags in the store instead."
Yin Xiamo blurted out: "Dolly is very fast. If you use acceleration magic, you can think of it as an F1 car delivering food. Moreover, this car is not restricted by terrain and will not be stuck in traffic. It will take no more than minutes to reach the city of Shenbin."
"What about Yueyue?"
I was a little worried: "Yueyue also has to deliver food... Isn't she a centaur girl?"
"There's even less need to worry about Yueyue. Although she's not as fast as Duoli, she has the advantage of race."
"Racial superiority?"
"You can give a performance."
As she spoke, Yin Xiamo picked up a disposable cup, filled it with some tea, and placed it between the two cat ears on Yueyue's head.
"From the big banyan tree outside, to the roof of this house, and then come down."
"it is good!"
Under my gaze, Yueyue ran out of the coffee shop carrying the disposable cup of tea and out of the surveillance range.
I quickly followed him out.
Then... I saw Yueyue using her hands and feet to quickly climb up the big banyan tree outside the store. She climbed to the top of the tree very agilely in one breath, then landed on the roof of the coffee shop with a big jump, stretched her body, and finally jumped down very easily.
Yin Xiamo walked over and picked up the disposable cup above Yueyue's head without a drop of tea spilling out.
"Look, the cat tribe has a racial advantage. As long as she avoids surveillance and people's eyes, she doesn't even need to take the elevator to go upstairs."
"..."
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No. 317 Different World Trio
Yueyue's performance gave me a deeper understanding of the body control ability of people from other worlds.
I originally thought that cases like Gabriel were just exceptions. Gabriel could draw three identical horizontal lines on a computer screen with precise control of her hands, simply because she had lived for thousands of years and had a brain like a supercomputer. However, I didn't expect that the cat girl Yueyue, who was only a hundred years old, could achieve such body control.
You know, a disposable paper cup doesn't have any fixed points, so it won't be very heavy when filled with tea. What's more, this thing is placed directly on the head, and Yueyue's head is not flat.
Apart from anything else, even if Xiaomo put a water cup on my head and asked me to walk two steps on flat ground, I cannot guarantee that the cup will not tilt.
Yueyue could actually run very fast on the open space with a paper cup on her head, climb onto a tree branch with a few jumps, then fly across the blue sky, reach the roof of the coffee shop and jump down.
I can do this set of movements if I practice a little, but if you ask me to run and jump like this with a cup of water on my head... I think it would be impossible.
At least so far I have never seen any human being able to do this, unless they are acrobats specially trained for this.
"How's that? Is this okay? Can this be considered as reaching the entry level of delivering food?"
After making a circle, the cat girl Yueyue took the cup off her head as if to seek credit, and looked at me expectantly: "Lady Momo and I have seen the skyscrapers of humans in the city, and roughly estimated the height and surface design of those buildings. In most cases, it should be no problem to climb up!"
Good man, it turns out you are an... assassin?
I looked at the cat girl in front of me, and then looked at Dolly on the side.
Then Dolly should be considered... a warrior?
After spending a few months with Xiaomo, I learned that there is a magic similar to "murderous intent perception" in the other world. It seems to be achieved through the sixth sense and magical resonance. The effect of this passive magic is also very straightforward, which is to sense whether there is anyone looking at you within a certain range around you.
When this magic is practiced to a high level, it can also "predict" the sight lines of people around, just like the script in the game. The script detects that some characters in the game were originally walking to the right, and suddenly turned back for a few pixels, and then the enemy raised his hand and made a gesture to release a skill. The script will immediately infer which direction the enemy's skill will be fired, and then issue a warning.
The murderous intent sensing magic in the other world has a similar effect. When walking on the street, Xiaomo can sense how many people are looking at her. She can also predict when these people will look over, where everyone's blind spots are, where the cameras' blind spots are, and finally deduce an area that will not be seen by anyone and will not be captured by the camera.
“I took them to an internship.”
Seeing that I seemed to be thinking about the two of them, Xiaomo whispered outside the coffee shop, "The small program on the software will automatically plan the route according to the number of meals to be delivered. Humans do this very well. In actual operation, Duoli and Yueyue were able to perfectly avoid passers-by and surveillance. I also introduced the role of surveillance cameras to them, and they were able to deliver the meals to the simulated delivery location in advance."
"Also, it doesn't matter if you can't avoid being seen or being monitored by surveillance cameras in the city. Just slow down to the standard of a normal person running. The same goes for Yueyue. Just don't run around under the cameras."
So you guys are really planning on delivering food on the run without any transportation?
"Dolly, Yueyue."
After a moment of silence, I asked the two people in front of me the question that concerned me the most: "You came here from afar to learn forbidden magic, why? Just to... uh, deliver food like this, or to use up your energy?"
This is also what I am most concerned about at the moment.
If my estimation is correct, there is actually a very obvious difference between Earth and the other world.
It is true that the technology on Earth is very advanced, with many electronic products and things that are not found in other worlds, but no matter what, there is no magic on Earth, and it has very strict laws and various constraints. To put it in a grand way, working on Earth is to realize one's own life value, but to put it bluntly, it is to make money and satisfy one's selfish desires.
Most jobs are boring, especially those like delivering food. Although it is not as mechanical as screwing screws in a factory, delivering food is definitely not a good job.
What if Duoli and Yueyue are just kids who come here to play on a whim? They won’t be able to do this kind of work for long, and then both Xiaomo and I will be embarrassed.
"To be a warrior like my mom."
"To be a hero like my mom."
When I asked the question, the two little guys in front of me blurted out the answer almost at the same time.
Eh?
"Mom and the Brave Master have experienced countless dangers and life and death together. It is because of the Brave Master and the war at that time, the strong bond between them, and the day-to-day charge that Mom was able to become the greatest warrior in the Centaur tribe. I am very grateful to the Brave Master for giving me such an opportunity. For us Centaurs, practice, tempering the heart, and suffering are all indispensable on the road to growth."
After the two finished speaking, Dolly took the lead in adding her own opinion: "This is a job, but also a rare opportunity for cultivation. I will cherish it."
"Me too."
Yueyue continued, and she, who had always given people a "lazy" feeling before, became quite serious at this time: "Mom told me about the deeds of the brave man. I want to be a great person like mom, but an overly comfortable life can easily make me forget that history, so I came out of the Cat Forest and traveled all over the country with Dolly and came here. Before this, I could never imagine that the former hero Momo would give us such an opportunity. I believe this will become an indispensable part of my growth path."
Good man, where did you learn all this official language from...
“They should be serious.”
Yin Xiamo next to me seemed to sense my disbelief and continued, "The thoughts of the long-lived species are different from those of ordinary people here. Dozens or hundreds of years are just a moment for them. Not to mention Dolly who has a firm belief, even the cat-eared tribe... Nuoer, do you know the nine-tailed fox? Some foxes can sit in a cave for hundreds of years just to cultivate their magic power. In comparison, working on Earth is really much easier."
There is actually such a saying...
It seems that I have been deceived by human habitual thinking.
"Well, since you all have no problem, go meet the general manager here first and tell him, and then I'll go to the system backend to arrange the position."
After confirming that the two little ones really wanted to integrate into the big family here, I waved to them and entered the coffee shop.
"Then... let us work for the heroes we once were."
"..."
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No, 318 This cat bag should be able to sleep in
"A new delivery man? No problem, no problem at all."
In the basement of the coffee shop, I took Dolly and Yueyue to find Su Yunjin who was "fighting" there.
At this moment, just like yesterday, he was directing the people around him to carry out various "training" activities. Many young men who looked like big anchors had already turned on the cameras on their computers and opened the live broadcast room. Various keyboard and mouse tapping sounds could be heard one after another.
"That's the two of them, right? Are you sure they're adults?"
Seeing Duoli and Yueyue, Su Yunjin, who had dark circles under his eyes, showed obvious surprise on his face. Then, this rich second-generation young master almost subconsciously said, "I'll talk to the head office when I get back. You can arrange the salary and benefits yourself, Nuo'er. Just let me know when you've made the arrangements."
"Do you trust me so much?"
I put my hands on my hips and said, "Any arrangement is fine. Then I'll give them both a salary of 100,000 per month?"
"As long as you have this intention, Noer."
Su Yunjin said in a joking tone: "I will also try to get some money from Tongmeng.com. One hundred thousand yuan a month is not impossible."
“We don’t want such high salaries!”
Before I could say anything, Yueyue on the side said anxiously, "You only need three... oh, no, two, two cans of fish a day will do!"
"Canned fish?"
Su Yunjin was stunned when she heard this, and then she gave me a look that said, "Nuo'er, where did you kidnap this person from? Don't do anything illegal." "What canned fish?"
“It’s the black bean dace!”
Yueyue seemed a little excited: "It's especially delicious! It has black beans and big chunks of fish meat in it!"
"Me too!"
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