I will never give in to Miss Death

My eyes are originally very big, and many customers have said that my eyes look like they have been specially beautified with a filter. My eyelashes are also very long, and I feel like I have the "eyelashes on top of the hair" style of Illya in "Magical Girl Illya". Moreover, these eyes are just in the range of looking particularly big and cute but not out of place. If you turn on some low-quality beauty filters on me, such as special effects like "big eyes", it will look a bit scary.

It was also because some customers discovered that "the beauty filter cannot be used on Nuoer" that my appearance was recognized by netizens on the Internet, and I was named "the first person to negatively optimize the legs with beauty filter".

Now the color of my pupils has changed, like two gems, making me... look like a child.

She's the kind of naughty little girl who steals her mother's cosmetics and makes her eyes and pupils look like a doll's.

"Nia... I can cover up these ears with my uniform beret, but what about the tail?"

Looking in the mirror, I tried to move the cat ears and tail on top of my head.

These two extra organs are now like hands or feet, controlled by my brain.

But unlike my hands and feet, they will move on their own if I am unconscious.

For example, if there is a sound outside, my ears will turn away involuntarily. When I am in a bad mood, this ear will droop down, and when it is blown by the wind, it will swing left and right, shaking off some of the fluff on it.

The same goes for the tail. Just now, when I was a little confused because I turned into a cat girl, my tail kept shaking left and right according to my mood. When I looked in the mirror, the amplitude of the shaking became smaller, and the end of the tail was slightly hooked up, and then swung in a small range.

I have read a literary work that describes this phenomenon before.

[Human lungs are divided into two types: "automatic" and "manual". Most of the time, we breathe in automatic mode.]

[And the moment you realize "I am breathing with my lungs", your breathing changes from automatic to manual]

The same is true for my ears and tail. When I was completely unaware that I had these two organs, they seemed to be different from me. Either my ears would twitch or my tail would move on its own, and when I noticed that I still had a tail, it stopped moving again.

The ears can be covered with a hat, and this tail...

There shouldn't be any problem, right? After all, everyone just thinks it's a small toy.

I remember that there seemed to be quite a few toys of this kind for sale online, both body-worn and strap-on types. The lower-level ones can swing automatically, while the more advanced ones will come with various detectors to determine the swing range and frequency of shaking based on your blood pressure and heart rate.

It's like the water-cooling fan of a computer CPU, with intelligent control. It speeds up when it's too hot, and the cat's tail wags faster when the owner is too excited.

Sometimes I really don’t understand whether humans are really studying intelligent AI for these reasons…

"How do I...how do I exit catgirl mode?"

I took off my clothes and examined my body in the mirror wearing only my underwear. After trying several times to exit "cat girl mode" without success, I looked at Xiaomo beside me for help.

My hair is very long and thick. Not only do I have bangs in front, but there are also several strands of hair hanging down on both sides of my head, just like the girls in anime. Even in human form, it is difficult to see my ears from the front. Theoretically, everyone may have adapted to my appearance. In elf form, my hair can't cover my ears, and I need to wear special earmuffs.

The ears should be fine as long as you're careful, but...what about the eyes and tail?

"I don't know?"

Xiaomo next to me looked at me with a gloating look on her face: "I've never been a cat girl."

"How can this be Nia!"

I puffed up my cheeks and said, "You are the instigator of this incident, so take responsibility!"

“Hahahaha… Nuoer, your speaking habit… your accent…”

My pretending to be angry didn’t scare Xiaomo. Instead, he came over and rubbed my ears and laughed: “What a cute tone… And this ear, it trembles when I’m angry, I can’t stand it…”

"I said!"

I used my most ferocious tone possible: "This is a very serious matter, no laughing! You'll be late for work!"

"Ah... okay, okay, sorry, I... I can't help it."

Xiao Mo seemed to be very happy for the first time in her life, and she smiled so hard that tears came out of her eyes: "Then... ask Ouyang Xue for leave and take a day off?"

"That won't work Nia."

I shook my head. "We agreed to go out together at the end of the month. How can we use up our precious vacation time now? And what if this situation doesn't just last for one day?"

"Then..."

Xiaomo thought for a moment and said, "How about Nuoer, you switch shifts with me these few days. I'll serve the customers, and you'll be in charge of the cats. Customers who usually go to play with cats don't pay much attention to the waiters. They might just think you're dressed like that to fit in with the store's theme."

Yes!

Xiaomo’s words immediately gave me a feeling of enlightenment.

Usually in the coffee shop, Xiaomo is mainly in charge of the cat side. She receives customers who come to pet the cats, issues receipts to customers who want to buy cat snacks and toys, and explains some basic knowledge about cats to them. These are all done by Xiaomo.

Based on my experience over the past two months, if the customer comes to the restaurant to eat, they will indeed be interested in the waiter's attire. Some people even come specifically for a certain waiter. However, it is different for customers who go to pet cats. Cat cafes are snack bars, but the sales from cats are said to account for about one-third of the total revenue, and this total revenue is still data on paper. Customers who are attracted by cats to eat are not included.

Ouyang Xue or Su Yunjin and their team have a very clear strategy: open a cat cafe, and have customers come to the store to play with the cats. After a long time, you will feel hungry and thirsty, or you will not want to be idle when you see the cats eating happily, so you will go to buy a cup of milk tea or something. At this time, the snacks and drinks in the store will come in. The same is true for the e-sports area on the underground first floor. When they get hungry while playing games, our snack bar, which is the only one nearby, will definitely become the first choice of customers.

My outfit... If I wear the coffee shop uniform and take charge of the cat living area, it really won't feel out of place.

When the time comes, I will ask Ouyang Xue for a pair of Bluetooth earphones with longer battery life, put them inside the cat's ears first, and then put on a beret. There will be no problem looking at it from the outside. As for the tail behind, just let it stick out from under the skirt and swing it freely. No customer should think "Is this a real cat girl?"

Yes, this is a problem of people’s thinking habits.

I have been writing novels for so many years, and occasionally some readers would post something like "the author is a loli" in the comment section. I don't believe that there are people who really think that the author is a loli. It's impossible.

"That's it!"

After listening to Xiaomo's words, I took a deep breath in front of the mirror and then unhooked my bra.

I noticed that my chest felt a little stuffy when I got up just now.

After unhooking her bra, the two soft little rabbits on her chest swayed slightly as I watched, as if they were released and relaxed.

big.

Yes, I was right, this...breast is bigger.

I cast an inquiring look at Xiaomo beside me.

"Don't look at me."

Xiao Mo said innocently, "I've already said that magic is very random. I don't know what will happen to the cat ear rune, and I also don't know what changes will happen to Nuo'er's body in the cat ear form."

"What should I do?"

I panicked: "I can't wear any underwear anymore."

"You can wear mine first."

Xiaomo stretched out her hand and roughly gestured: "Although it is still smaller than mine, a large-sized bra is better than a small vest that is uncomfortable."

It seems like this is all it can do.

I rubbed my chest in the mirror and looked at my stomach and legs.

Apart from the most obvious parts such as the ears, eyes, and tail, I seem to have a slightly better figure in cat girl state, and this waist... My God, my waist wasn't so thin before, right?

The lower abdomen area around the belly button is very flat, with a faintly visible vest line in the middle. The belly is slightly concave. Compared with the human form, it is much thinner and the pelvis is much wider.

How should I put it, it feels a bit...very flexible?

Just like watching those older sisters practicing yoga, I always feel that such a body seems to be able to do all kinds of movements and is very flexible.

Why do I have a strange urge now?

I carefully glanced at Xiaomo who was getting her underwear from the closet next to me. I hesitated for a moment, bent down, and stretched out my hands.

“Mmmmm——”

Stretch, bend over first, then stretch your hands out, press your spine down, and lift your buttocks up...

So comfortable.

"No...No'er."

Then, Xiaomo brought the underwear over, and her tone was a little calmer: "Apart from these changes, is there anything wrong with your body? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

"I'm not uncomfortable, it's just... weird. I'm not used to this yet."

I took the bra, turned my back to the mirror, raised my hands behind my back, buttoned it up, and put on Xiaomo's bra, which was obviously much larger. "This shouldn't be temporary. It's like me going from human mode to elf mode. As long as I can't find a way to change back, I will stay in this form."

"Really?"

After I put on my clothes, Xiaomo came over, stretched out her hands, grabbed my waist, and picked me up easily.

"He weighs about the same as an elf, about 40 kilograms."

Is it actually about the same weight as an elf? !

"Master Nuo'er, Master Xiaomo!"

At this time, Yueyue's voice came from outside the door again: "I'm hungry! I want to eat fish! Eat fish! If you don't come, Duoli and I will start eating!"

"I'm coming!"

Signaling Xiaomo to put me down, I put on some clothes and opened the door: "Sorry, I got up a little late today..."

"Wow!"

Seeing my expression, Yueyue widened her bright eyes. She first looked at my cat ears and tail, then turned her back and raised her tail: "Come!"

I was dumbfounded: "Do...what?"

"It's the rule of the cat clan, when we meet for the first time, we have to make friends!"

Seeing that I didn't react, Yueyue came over directly, entangled her tail with the tail behind me, and pulled it gently.

"Let's dance the cappuccino! Our granary is empty, but our neighbor has some extra food..."

Having been led astray by Xiaomo once, I reflexively sang along while wagging my tail: "But we can't eat..."

"yeah!"

"yeah……"

"..."

……

No. 336 Katyusha's love will always belong to her

According to Yueyue, cat girls "intertwine" their tails and then pull them as a way of expressing friendship.

Because cat girls have inherited the attacking habits of cats, if they encounter a strong or particularly powerful magician or warrior, they will fight like cats, arching their bodies, with their ears standing up, their tails standing up, and their mouths open, exposing their sharp fangs as much as possible to intimidate the enemy or express their hostility.

The most important thing about this action is "facing the enemy".

Therefore, the corresponding way to express friendliness is to "turn your back to others", which is like a soldier in a war showing his back to his comrades, indicating that I recognize you and believe in you.

The cat girls' tails are on their backs, and if they turn their backs to each other, their tails will swing left and right, and they will lack corresponding interaction with their friends. So over time, the cat girls' way of expressing friendliness has become "back to back, entangled tails and pulling each other."

This behavior is somewhat similar to the human "handshake", but the emotion is much stronger than a handshake.

"Another similar way of expression is 'tiger teeth nibbling', which means slightly opening your mouth to show your fangs, and then rubbing the area just above your fangs against your friend's body."

Letting go of her tail, Yueyue showed off her fangs to me in my curious eyes, then she came closer and looked at Xiaomo: "Is it okay for me to demonstrate?"

"It's ok."

Xiaomo crossed her arms and said, "How could I care about the fight between children?"

"Since Lady Momo has agreed... that's it."

Yueyue used the flesh on her canine teeth to scratch my face, leaving a small amount of sticky liquid: "This is also a gesture to express the intimacy between good friends, especially old friends who have not seen each other for a long time."

Ah...I know this.

I thought of the cats in the coffee shop.

One of cats' habits is to mark items. Unlike in the game where they just click the middle button of the mouse and say "Mozambique is here!", cats really mark things, whether they are people or objects, as long as they like them, they will do the same as Yueyue.

If something new is moved into the coffee shop, such as a small table or chair, or a new package is received, and the cat smells a strange odor, it will go over and rub it with its fangs, leaving pheromones to indicate "I have read it, I allow it to be in my territory." If a person is marked in this way, it may be that the cat likes you very much, or it may be that the cat thinks you are a nice person and not a threat, so it just marks you as a token of its intention, as if to say, "Okay, I know you are here, sit anywhere, this is my territory."

This kind of mark cannot be washed off easily and has a very strong personal cat scent. For example, I am used to being rubbed against by Ding Man, Nian Gao and Miao Miao in the coffee shop, and my body is covered with their pheromones. Occasionally, a few wild cats run out from the Xingxing Garden community. If I touch those wild cats on the road and let them rub against my hand a few times, I will be recognized by the cats there when I return to the coffee shop. All the cats look at me with an expression that says, "You're out flirting with other girls again, aren't you?"

Cats with better tempers, such as Timon, will rub the places where the little wild cat has rubbed me frantically to cover them with their own pheromones. Cats with bad tempers, like Mosquito Bag in Building No. 3, will sneer at me directly if they realize that I "have a cat outside" and then walk away with disgust.

This scent marking has another use. Cats have glands not only on their fangs, but also around their butts and tails, and they are the strongest. However, the usage there is different from that around the fangs. When two cats meet, if one cat surrenders and actively turns its butt toward the other cat, it means "Oh, my old friend, I lost. You can get used to my smell." At this time, if the other cat goes up to smell or licks it, it means that it recognizes the cat's surrender.

It is also written in the "Cat Raising Manual" in the coffee shop that if a cat runs over and lies on the owner's belly when the owner is sleeping, you should first see which side it is used to facing you. If it is the front, it means that it feels that it has a high status in the home. If it is the back, with its butt facing your head, it means that it recognizes you as its owner.

The same is true when raising kittens. If you pick up a kitten in the wild and are afraid that the mother cat at home will not recognize it, you can put some of the kitten's urine on the adult cat's nose, or let the adult cat smell the kitten's butt first to reduce the possibility of a fight between the two sides.

Although these are the habits of cats, as for cat girls... the above habits have probably been optimized out, after all, they are too perverted.

"We were discussing last night why Lady Nuoer has a cat-like aura about her. Yueyue said it was the guidance of the gods. I think it might be because Lady Momo likes cats."

While Yueyue and I were being cute and friendly to each other, Duoli came over and said, "Lord Nuoer, are you... a mixture of three races? So rare..."