I will never give in to Miss Death

Actually, he is a mixture of four races...

I quietly complained in my mind.

Humans, elves, cat girls, succubi... or demons?

Anyway, no matter what, I hope that the final strange mode will never awaken.

"I do not know!"

As if she could sense Duoli and Yueyue's envy, Xiaomo looked a little happy: "This is what the life magic looked like when it was used. Anyway, no matter what Nuoer looks like, I like her."

Humph, you only know how to say sweet words. Why didn’t you like me when I was still an uncle? I raised my knife and it cut through. Snap, cut.

Who would be so swift and decisive when facing the person they love!

"Anyway, from today on, Lord Nuoer is also my good friend!"

Yueyue turned around and said, "Come on, come on, I opened three cans of food myself today, one dace with black bean sauce, two sardines, and the porridge is ready!"

"Have you learned to cook porridge by yourself?"

I sighed subconsciously, then turned to someone and said, "Look, Yueyue is so young, she can cook after just a few days on Earth. Dolly just needs to wait to eat. Look at other people's girlfriends, and then look at you."

"Doesn't Nuoer know how to cook?"

Xiaomo had an expression that said "I'm proud of my inability to cook": "I can cook two kinds of food. All I have to do is wait and eat."

"What two kinds of rice?"

I felt my cat ears and ahoge standing up a little. “Is this another weird metaphor?”

"Hehe, Nuo'er is still so pure and innocent. I can't help but want to eat her."

Xiaomo walked past me and said, "Usually Nuo'er cooks at home. At night, Nuo'er cooks herself delicious food and lies on the bed. I just need to wait and eat it. Isn't this cooking two kinds of meals? Nuo'er, little cook?"

"you……"

I was so angry at this guy that my teeth itched: "When I awaken my powerful ability, I will knock you down, but don't cry!"

"Okay, I'll wait for that day."

Xiaomo smiled knowingly, covered her mouth and turned around: "Now... let's have breakfast first."

I chased after him: "Wait."

"Ok?"

Xiaomo looked at me with an interested expression: "What other arrogant lines have you left to say, my little wife Nuoer?"

"That's not a tsundere line!"

I moved closer, stood on tiptoe, showing my fangs, and rubbed them against Xiaomo's soft, white face.

"All right."

After doing this set of actions, I didn't care about this guy's reaction and went straight to the kitchen: "Eat!"

Having said that, after Yueyue’s reminder, I realized that my fangs seemed to have become much more obvious because of this “cat girl form”.

Normally, whether I am in human form or elf form, I only show my canine teeth when I am super happy and smiling foolishly. Now it seems that people can see my canine teeth whenever I say something. Even if they are not fully exposed, there will be a vague pointed shape on my lips.

In addition...

I went to the kitchen and filled myself a bowl of porridge. I glanced at the people eating together outside, then tried to raise my hand to my chest and licked it with my tongue.

Rustling.

Or rather... prickly.

I turned to the small kitchen mirror and stuck out my tongue.

You can vaguely see that there are many small barbs on it.

Moreover, this organ that I usually pay little attention to seems to have many more functions.

I tried rolling my tongue, moving it up and down, and shaping it like a hand...all without any pressure.

A cat's tongue...seems to look like this.

People who raise tigers should all know that tigers mainly use their canine teeth to bite their prey. They tear large chunks of meat into pieces before eating them, and can only lick the tendons or tissues stuck to the bones with their tongues.

The natural world is not like human society, where any resource is extremely precious. So it is impossible for wild cats and tigers to catch a prey and only eat the large pieces of meat and discard the small pieces of meat on the bones. After eating the large pieces of meat, what cats have to do is to lick all the broken meat with their tongues. They do not have flexible hands like humans, so their tongues have evolved into this structure that can lick off the meat.

In other words...if the tiger is not licking you for fun, but treating you as prey, then one lick from its tongue can directly lick off a layer of skin from a creature as delicate and tender as a human.

I only knew that cats have barbs on their tongues, and that if they lick people seriously, it will hurt, but I didn't expect that the tongue is so flexible...

I looked around in the kitchen, picked up a rice dumpling, untied the rope on it, then cut the rope into small pieces with scissors and put it in my mouth.

"..."

Following instinct and experience, I tried to move the rope slightly in my mouth with my tongue, and then spit it out after a few seconds.

The rope was successfully tied into a knot.

Well, it’s very flexible…

I poured myself a glass of water, rinsed my mouth, and walked out of the kitchen with the bowl in my arms.

Each form has its own characteristics. Elves represent nature and life, with flexible bodies and sensitive perceptions. But when it comes to cat girls... there are so many changes!

"Here, this is my favorite canned spicy hairtail fish!"

After I sat down, Yueyue placed a can of fish in front of me and said, "I bought this with the tip a customer gave me the day before yesterday. It's super delicious!"

tip?

I took the can with some doubt.

To be honest, I wasn't really into canned food before this.

As for canned food... although it has a long shelf life, it is incomparable to the delicacies cooked with fresh fish when cooking.

The fish meat in the can has been soaked in the sauce for too long, so it tastes like softened bread. The meat is soft and has no chewiness. It’s okay to use it as a meal replacement occasionally to satisfy your stomach, but I can’t accept eating it every day.

Plus, I personally don’t like spicy food, so canned fish with chili peppers is really not my cup of tea.

But today, when I saw the canned food in front of me that smelled of fish and chili oil, I actually thought, "This must be an absolutely delicious food."

Eat quickly, eat quickly, eat quickly!

But it was spicy and it was canned and tasted bad.

Eat quickly, eat quickly, eat quickly!

"..."

Okay, I'll eat it.

"Thank you."

I put a large piece of fish from the can into my bowl: "Do customers still tip now?"

"Yeah, I didn't expect that either!"

Yueyue seemed a little excited. "At first we didn't dare to accept it, thinking it was some weird scam. But those customers said things like 'You guys are so cute, seeing you guys makes my bad mood better', 'I have the habit of tipping in foreign countries, just accept it, don't be polite', 'I'll be really sad if you don' and stuffed the money into our pockets, so Duoli and I had no choice but to accept it."

"correct."

Dolly nibbled on a carrot while speaking incoherently: "Some customers are really enthusiastic. After we deliver the goods to their door, they often give us something, sometimes snacks, sometimes money."

"Eh?"

I picked up a piece of fish and asked: "Are the quality of customers so high nowadays?"

"Not all of them. Some customers are actually quite aggressive. They ask us to help bring cigarettes, and say they'll give us a bad review if we don't. Some even ask us to take the rubbish down after delivering it to their door. There are all kinds of people."

Yueyue looked nonchalant: "Of course, there are still a lot of good people. Look at me and Duoli. We have received more than 200 yuan in consumption in just a few days!"

That’s quite a lot.

I took a mouthful of the porridge.

This fish is really delicious...

I don’t know if it was because of the fishy smell or for some other reason, but at this time, while eating the same food as Yueyue, I just wanted to finish the porridge quickly and then enjoy the fish.

I actually had the idea that "porridge is vegetarian and doesn't taste good."

Are cat girl mode and elf mode completely opposite?

Elves love nature and have grown up in the forest, so they mostly eat fruits. Cat girls love to eat high-protein meats such as fish and poultry, so I like to eat meat in this state.

"Just as long as you like this job."

While eating the fish, I said, "In fact, at the beginning, I was worried that you guys wouldn't be able to handle this intensity."

"This intensity is average. There are so many delicious foods every day, and I can meet all kinds of customers. It's like a vacation!"

Yueyue was as energetic as ever, with stars in her eyes. "Lady Nuoer may not know that when Duoli and I first went to their tribe, we trained for more than 15 hours a day, and all we ate were carrots, sweet potatoes, and the kind... we call it ground summer, which is big and hard. After dinner every day, I had to go to the forest to catch some rabbits to eat."

"Sweet potatoes are delicious."

Dolly was unhappy: "It's both satisfying and delicious. In my mind, it's almost on the same level as the carrots here, okay?"

Yueyue pouted and said, "I don't like the carrots here either!"

"You have to eat that too."

Duoli put a few carrots from her bowl into Yueyue's bowl, and then took a piece of fish from her can of fish: "In exchange, I'll help you eat this."

"Humph, if someone else snatched my food like this, I would definitely sneer at her! But you're my best friend, so I'll forgive you with reluctance."

"..."

Because of my "sleeping in" behavior in the morning, everyone's morning was a little simple.

Plain porridge with canned fish, some fruit, milk and dragon's milk.

But we work in the coffee shop, so it doesn’t really matter what we eat at home in the morning. If we get hungry, we can just go to the coffee shop and get something to eat from Master Wang.

"That's almost it."

After breakfast, I went to the bathroom mirror, roughly adjusted the position of my tail behind me, and put on my coffee shop uniform.

When the coffee shop staff uniforms were no longer maid outfits, it became a lot more convenient for us to dress in our daily lives. At least we could wear this outfit directly at home and go to work. When others saw it, they would at most think that this was a girl who liked cute clothes, and would not think of anything related to "second dimension", "anime" or "strange clothes".

As I expected, the beret with a ribbon that comes with the cafe uniform can perfectly cover my cat ears, and as long as I comb my hair into a style with bangs covering my ears, no one will think "Does Noer have ears?"

Dealing with the cat's tail is much more difficult. It extends from my coccyx, and almost all underwear will more or less cover the base of the tail. I can only choose styles with relatively less fabric, and then let it naturally stick out from the skirt behind me.

Anyway... Xiaomo and I will switch jobs in a while. What I will do is introduce the cats. With so many kittens around, no one's attention will definitely be on me.

"Good morning!"

Just like yesterday, in the coffee shop, I met Lan Jiajia who had just woken up from the staff lounge - she had spent the night in the coffee shop for two consecutive days, and I don’t know what she talked about with Elodie every night.

"Noer, what are you doing..."

Seeing me, Ouyang Xue, who had just finished watering the flowers, looked confused and asked, "Did you dress yourself up as a cat girl to sell them for 618?"

"How can it be!"

I subconsciously retorted, "It's just...it's just that, I lost the bet, yes, I lost the bet with Xiaomo, it's just someone's bad taste!"

After saying that, I glared at Yin Xiamo beside me.

In response, Xiaomo just covered her mouth and smiled, and didn't say anything.

"By the way, I want to switch jobs with Xiaomo today."

I walked towards Ouyang Xue and said, "I'll look after the cat while Xiaomo serves the customers."

"Sure, you can decide for yourself."

Ouyang Xue took a file from a small table at the side and said, "I forgot to tell you that Miss Sikong Yue's company sent us this last night. They said they were going to set up a graphics card sales point in our store. It's you and the uncle who sold computers before, his name was Jiang Wei or whoever, they will deliver the graphics cards here in a while."

"Since you are in charge of the cat, Nuo'er, you can sell graphics cards together. Just sit on the small stool next to the cat climbing frame."

"..."

……

No. 337 Lotus fish, delicious, cats' favorite