It doesn't matter what the lord is.

"No. I'll put on some lip balm during the Chinese New Year, but I usually look like this."

"Have you taken care of your skin? It seems like your skin is in good condition."

"There are some."

After chatting casually, I called the waiter of the hotel in, gave him ten gold coins, and asked him to bring me some common cosmetics on the market one by one. Then he should also get me a set of props used by actors to dress up, and go to the tailor shop to get me some colorful cloth. The rest is considered a tip.

The waiter left full of surprise.

Xiao Huang frowned and said:

"Does it cost that much?"

I poured a cup of tea, drank it slowly, and said:

"You are too young, Xiao Huang. Putting on makeup is no less than a war for girls. Women dress up to please themselves. But in my opinion, there are still too few types of cosmetics on the market. Rouge, lipstick, flower ornaments, there are only a few things. The core idea is to apply it on the face, on the mouth, on the forehead. This is not acceptable. It is too primitive. Next, I will let you understand what real makeup is."

About half an hour later, the waiter, accompanied by seven or eight strong men, carried two full boxes of things into the hotel.

For the first time, a look of fear appeared on Xiao Huang's face, a look of fear she had not shown even when facing the three strong men in the alley.

I clapped my hands, closed it, and walked towards the bewildered girl with a grim smile.

9. Call me Onii-chan first

Cleansing type, skin care type, basic type, beauty type, and therapeutic type.

For skin, hair, beauty, hair removal, breast enhancement, bodybuilding, deodorization, freckle removal, and sun protection.

Liquids, lotions, creams, powders, oils.

Hairdressing, skin care, makeup, manicure, lip gloss.

Facial cleanser, bath gel, shampoo, toner, perfume, cleansing water, essence, stock solution, hair conditioner, essence milk, facial cream, foundation cream, shampoo cream, concealer, hair treatment cream, essence cream, primer, scented powder, loose powder, cleansing powder, honeyed powder, pressed powder, lipstick, hair wax, body oil, hair oil, essence oil, eye shadow, cooling agent, eyebrow pencil, mascara, cosmetic contact lenses, face-slimming cream, lip gloss, lip liner.

And all kinds of pendants. All kinds of dresses.

All kinds of shoes. All kinds of bags.

Is beauty so easy to obtain?

For many girls, yes. What can you do if you are born beautiful? Like Alaya or Felita, they have a good foundation. As long as they don't do things like staying up late and overeating, they will naturally stand out.

Xiao Huang is also a natural beauty.

But how do we tell who is prettier among these top beauties?

At this time, everyone's shortcomings may be infinitely magnified.

Which girl has a slightly bigger mouth, which girl has a slightly rounder face, which girl has a worse skin, which girl has a few freckles on her face... these may all be the reasons for her to be eliminated in the final round. In my opinion, cosmetics or artificial beauty are not shameful, but a way to adapt to society and a result of natural selection.

If we want to survive in a world where appearance matters, what can we do without these things?

After sorting the whole box of cosmetics, I started to mix them continuously.

It is impossible to completely recreate the cosmetics of the original world because there are many chemical raw materials that I don't have at all.

But in this world, it is possible to replace many things.

There were bottles and cans everywhere around me, and all kinds of liquids were splashed everywhere.

Xiao Huang has completely shrunk to the innermost part of the bed, like a poor little lamb.

"Don't come over here! I would never put this stuff on my face!"

Facing her scolding, I approached her with a grin and gave her a curl first.

Long straight black hair is too unremarkable in this era.

Then I held her face up by force and started to draw and trim her eyebrows.

Then he helped her apply various cosmetics in order, and adjusted them bit by bit.

It took about four or five hours.

Finally, I collapsed on the bed with exhaustion, but I still hurriedly started making clothes for her. The current clothes were too plain, so I planned to incorporate some modern elements. After helping her determine her measurements by looking, smelling, asking, and touching, I started to cut the clothes. Xiao Huang sat cross-legged on the bed, looking at me curiously, and said:

“You know everything.”

"No, I just know a little bit. I learned it from my mom."

In my previous life, my mother said that girls don't want to get old, so it's normal to use cosmetics. I thought that if I had a girlfriend in the future, I could help her by learning more. But it turned out that I was overthinking, and I didn't have a girlfriend at all.

Xiao Huang said:

"Can I look in the mirror now?"

I replied:

"No. You need to wait until I'm done. Once you're dressed, it will be the biggest shock when you suddenly look in the mirror."

Xiao Huang leaned against the head of the bed, twisting the ends of her curly hair with her fingers with great interest.

Another two hours passed before I finally finished cutting the clothes for her.

But after Xiao Huang put on the clothes, he put his hands on his hips and asked me angrily:

"What is this! Why is she showing so much? Half of her breasts are exposed. This is too... shameless."

I said righteously:

"Comrade Xiao Huang, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but why are you so conservative? Do you think you have no shame if you show a little bit of skin? Then why don't humans just cover themselves with sacks and only show their eyes? This is beauty, art, a necessary path for human development, and a form of cultural openness. You can't stand still. Come, let me show you a mirror."

I took out a huge bronze mirror from under the bed and placed it on the ground. Xiao Huang walked over with his hands on his hips, but the moment he saw the bronze mirror, the anger on his face disappeared in an instant.

She stared at the bronze mirror quietly for a long time before she asked in disbelief:

"this is me?"

It must be you, otherwise it couldn't be me.

I said unhappily:

"Right? I won't lie to you if I say so. I did the makeup myself, and I'm a little moved myself. You have a very good foundation, and you can be considered a 90-point beauty. With makeup, you'll naturally be 100 points."

I am not exaggerating. If Xiao Huang were to play now, she would have a 70% to 80% chance of winning the championship. The reason is very simple. I made up Xiao Huang according to the aesthetic standards of this era, including a certain degree of face-slimming, etc. Now she is considered to be the "Internet celebrity face" of this era, and it is not the kind of face that everyone is tired of seeing. It is a unique Internet celebrity face that meets the aesthetic standards of most people. And it is really beautiful, with thin eyebrows, almond eyes, slightly red cheeks, a round forehead, curly black hair, and trembling upturned eyelashes. When she smiles, she has two sweet dimples, which is completely loved by everyone. She looks between a queen and a loli. Paired with a low-cut evening dress, she has both the pure vitality and the charming style of an adult woman.

It's simply perfect, and the public's sweetheart was born in my hands.

Xiao Huang still spoke incoherently:

"But I don't usually do that. My sisters put on makeup, but they just... no... this is incredible. This must be magic. You used magic, didn't you?"

"It's magic in a way."

I put away the bronze mirror, pushed Xiao Huang back onto the bed, and continued my analysis:

"Then it seems that the makeup is no longer a problem. All that's left is to learn the techniques."

I looked into her eyes and said seriously:

"Call me Onii-chan first."

10. Drinking wine and talking about courtesans

"Lotus paste... sauce?"

Xiao Huang repeated it.

"Sorry, I made a mistake. I just meant to call you brother."

Xiao Huang tilted his head:

"Brother Deli~? Like this?"

I stroked my chin:

"There's no emotion. Three points is not enough."

"Brother Deli."

"Four points."

"Brother Deli!"

"Three points."

"Deli~~Brother~~Brother~~"

"Zero points."

“Derri brother brother brother brother!”

"Negative points, get out!"

After a while, Xiao Huang sat cross-legged on the bed in a domineering manner, and angrily picked up a pillow and hit me on the head:

"Neither this nor that. What style do you want?"

I replied while packing up my cosmetic bottles:

"You think it's so easy to be an Oiran? Go and look at the girls in the brothels. Every one of them smiles like a spring breeze and every one of them has a voice as sweet as honey. I tell you, men basically fall for that. If you don't learn, you will fall behind, and if you fall behind, you will be beaten. Do you understand?"

Xiao Huang said angrily:

"You're still talking? I'm not a prostitute in a brothel. Why would a decent girl like me learn those things?"

I thought about it:

"It will add spice to your life. It will help you capture your husband's heart after you get married."

Xiao Huang changed his posture, crossed his legs and said:

"Why should I please them? It's enough for them to please me."

I stroked my chin and said:

"It sounds domineering. But I don't think it's a question of pleasing or not. If you like someone, you will want to show him the best of yourself. If you want to make the other person happy, you will also feel happy. This is a very normal thing."

Xiao Huang asked:

"So you already have someone you like?"

"Yes, there used to be."

It must be something from my previous life.

Xiao Huang asked persistently:

"Who?"

I was forced into a helpless situation and could only perfunctorily say:

"You don't understand this, right? I work in Yunhaiwei after all, and there are so many girls who like me. The girls I like are naturally high-end and classy. You wouldn't know them even if I told you."

Xiao Huang pulled my arm and swung me around:

"Tell me what you think. Maybe I can be your advisor."

"It would be a disaster if you were an advisor. You don't even know what men like, let alone helping men chase girls."

Xiao Huang clasped his hands to his chest and said:

"Of course I know. You men just like girls with nice breasts and long legs. You like money, power, and a life of having three harems and six courtyards. What else can you like?"

"There's nothing wrong with you saying that."

I waved my hands at her helplessly, indicating that I didn't want to talk about this topic anymore.

Xiao Huang pulled my arm again and asked:

"So who do you like?"

This woman is really troublesome when she starts gossiping. No, should I say gossiping is a girl's nature?

In short, just make up a fake character like Liu Cuihua, the village leader, to fool people.

Just as I was about to speak, I saw Xiao Huang blinking and saying:

"Let me make it clear first, you can't lie to me, or I won't participate."

I rely on.

What kind of person is this? Do you have any professional ethics?