It doesn't matter what the lord is.

I had no choice but to recall and found that I didn't know anyone in Yunhai. The only people I remembered were my arrogant sisters. But I was really disgusted when I was asked to say my sisters' names. After thinking hard, I finally remembered a name that I remembered in my mind and said to Xiao Huang:

"How could I possibly lie to you? Bai Huang, you've heard of this name, right?"

Xiao Huang was stunned.

She looked completely shocked. I waved my hand in front of her eyes twice, but she didn't even notice. She just stared at me with her eyes wide open. It took her a long time to come back to her senses and ask me:

"Have you met her?"

I made up something:

"Of course I have. She is a beautiful, well-educated and good girl. She is simply an ideal girlfriend. From the moment I saw her, I felt that I had found my soulmate. After that, no matter what kind of girl came to me, I could not be tempted at all."

Xiao Huang thought about it and said bluntly:

"I think you should just forget it. She's hard to chase."

“Nothing is difficult in this world if one sets his mind to it.”

I patted Xiao Huang's shoulder and changed the subject in time:

"So you can do it, too. As long as you want to do it, any kind of courtesan will be easy to get. Then we'll both become rich overnight, you can be your rich woman, and I can be my rich man, and we'll reach the peak of our lives together, isn't that wonderful? Without further ado, first learn to call me brother, then learn to sing. Time is short, so stop eating and drinking. I'll train you here to be a great courtesan, and don't throw me away when you become rich in the future, because I'm counting on this money to support my retirement."

Xiao Huang lowered his head and thought for a while, then said:

"Okay. But I have to warn you in advance that this Oiran election is full of hidden talents. Although you have many skills that are hard to see through, you can't be careless."

I sat back in my chair and asked:

"Are there any favorites or anything like that?"

Xiao Huang asked:

"Why are you asking?"

I smiled:

"Nothing to do, just researching how to poison or assassinate them. Anyway, just make them leave."

Xiao Huang picked up the pillow and threw it at my pillow:

"Can you please have a little face?"

"Why do you need that... Never mind. Anyway, my grandson once said, if you know yourself and your enemy, you can fight a hundred battles without danger. Do you understand?"

"I don't care if you are my grandson or not, but you can't use dirty tricks!"

"Good good..."

After repeated assurances, Xiao Huang analyzed with me:

"I heard that the top girl in the Jade House can sing and play chess, has skin as white as snow, and can play the guitar and sing. Can she be the oiran?"

I answered:

"The top chef in Jadeite House is no longer a virgin. Virgin chefs are the most popular in this world, so the one in Jadeite House must be an otaku."

Xiao Huang further analyzed:

"It is said that Lord Tiancheng has a maid who is kept in seclusion and unknown to the world. She suddenly becomes a sensation and is known to the world. Could she be the most beautiful woman?"

I answered:

"What a crap maid, I've never heard of her. You're nothing like her, not even an oiran."

Xiao Huang said:

"That prostitute in Yihong Courtyard, whose beauty is worth a fortune, can attract so many people without any makeup, can she be the oiran?"

I answered:

"It's hard to buy a beautiful woman's smile with a lot of money. No one wants someone who is too cold, not an otaku."

Xiao Huang paused and asked tentatively:

"Then, Yunhai Baihuang, who is both literary and martial, extremely intelligent, quick-witted, well-versed in ancient and modern knowledge, has a chivalrous demeanor, is good at fighting for the weak, and is a natural beauty. Everyone who sees her feels ashamed of themselves. Can such a wonderful woman be called an oiran?"

Why does this person use so many modifiers?

Ah, I understand. Did Xiao Huang feel inferior because I mentioned Bai Huang just now? This is not good. How can someone who wants to compete for the oiran not have some self-confidence?

I slammed the table and yelled:

"What kind of idiot wants to be a fucking courtesan?!"

Xiao Huang picked up the pillow, stepped on the mattress, jumped high and fell, hitting me on the head.

This person is crazy!

11. Are you my cross-dressing boss?

After some analysis, I came to a conclusion.

That means Xiao Huang’s championship is secure.

As long as she studies hard and doesn't mess around, she will be a stable otaku.

Finally, Xiao Huang said to me:

"In fact, there is another person who is the most beautiful, but she is destined not to be an oiran."

I asked:

"What the hell? A conspiracy? A secret operation?"

Xiao Huang shook his head:

"Because it is said to be a man."

"A man dressed as a crossdresser??"

Xiao Huang tilted his head:

"I don't really understand. I heard it from my brother. The man works in a brothel and often performs by the river. If you're interested, you can go and see him, but you can't afford it. He was left in the brothel, and the ransom price is 9,999 gold coins. This time he was thrown into an auction, and the asking price is also this number."

"There's also this thing. I guess it's just hype."

I shrugged my shoulders and continued to teach Xiao Huang pronunciation.

"Your voice should be as coquettish as possible, but not too coquettish or disgusting. It should be a little charming and energetic, which is your advantage. Men like women who are cool outside but charming in bed, women who are honest with others but kind to themselves, and girls who are pure and flawless and know everything. It just so happens that your age fits all their fantasies. You can be charming and act like a queen, or cute and act like a loli. So your voice must be energetic, with three to four points of charm. Come, learn from me, Brother Deli~"

"Brother Deli~"

"Again!"

"Brother Deli~"

"Brother Deli~"

"Brother Deli~"

After practicing it about seven or eight hundred times, I nodded:

"Almost. Go back and practice tonight, and I'll teach you how to dance tomorrow."

Xiao Huang looked at me with suspicion:

"Can you still dance?"

I said unhappily:

"Better than someone like you who can't even dance. Really, you have absolutely zero woman power. I don't know how you managed to survive before."

Seeing this guy picking up the pillow again, I shouted:

"Stop! Goodbye!"

Xiao Huang put down the pillow and said:

"Wait, what about the makeup on my face?"

I said "Oh", then came back and said:

"I would have forgotten if you hadn't told me. I need to take this makeup off, otherwise it's bad for my skin."

Xiao Huang hurriedly covered his face and said:

"I don't want to take my makeup off!"

I said with a grim smile:

"Hahaha, it's too late. Your fairy experience card has expired. From now on, you must return to your original appearance!"

Xiao Huang kept waving his hands:

“No! No—wuuuuu…don’t…ah!!”

I used a wet towel to cleanly wipe off all the makeup on her face.

Xiao Huang lay on his side on the bed, looking like he was about to cry, as if I had done something bad.

I said:

"Don't worry, I will put your makeup back on at the banquet the day after tomorrow."

Xiao Huang jumped up from the bed, rushed over to grab my arm, and said with tears in his eyes:

"Teach me! Teach me how to--"

I thought about it, took out the half-written "Principles of Chemistry for Junior High Schools" from my arms, and threw it in front of her.

"Young man, do you want to become stronger? Do you want the power to become beautiful? Go find it. I have buried all the secrets in this book. Learn it, and then you will become stronger."

Xiao Huang picked up the book expectantly, and I took the opportunity to say:

"Remember to wait for me here tomorrow morning!"

Then I slipped away.

I only heard Xiao Huang behind me saying:

"Trinitro, methylbenzene, benzene...what is this symbol? Um...come back!!"

What are you coming back for? You just slipped away.

I knew she couldn't understand it, and I was too lazy to explain it to her. It was good enough to arouse her curiosity. It could also be revenge for this guy hitting me with a pillow.

After leaving the hotel, I realized it was already late.

I walked slowly to the riverside, intending to see the night before going back, but unexpectedly I heard the sound of opera in the distance as soon as I arrived.

There were really huge crowds of people.

The laughter can be heard everywhere.

I also became curious. Didn’t Xiao Huang say that there was a transvestite actress who was very popular?

It just so happens that I have nothing to do right now, so it would be nice to go over and take a look.

12. Ten gold coins can buy a handsome man’s smile

The sea of ​​clouds more or less resembles the "city that never sleeps" in my original world.

Although there were no electric lights, thousands of lanterns burned quietly at night, illuminating the deserted night. The riverside was especially lit up, with people drinking, singing, and cheering. The bustling crowds were also a feature of this cloud-sea capital. Now it happened that all the lords had gathered here. To put it in an analogy, it felt like the Olympics.

I walked along the river to the stage. It was a large painted boat moored on the shore, with all kinds of actors performing on it. The main actor stood in the center, and it was really amazing at first glance. He sang in a false voice, and it was hard to tell whether he was a man or a woman. He dressed like a woman, and the lyrics he sang were full of sorrow, which seemed a bit out of place in this cheerful night.

"I still remember the youthful days, the drizzle, and where are we going in our past and present lives."

"Now I am old, and I prefer to recall my youth. My frail body is like a withered willow. Please throw it away. Even if you throw it into the river, you will not find it."

"There are so many things in the past and present that cannot be found..."

I stood there, watching him singing and dancing, and shook my head after a long time.

"Have you heard of him? That guy is a man."

"Male? He's so handsome."

"Are you interested? Go and redeem it with money. It's 10,000 gold coins."

"Ten thousand gold coins??? He can't be made of gold."

"Who knows? Rich people can definitely afford it. But it's embarrassing for a man to rely on this to become famous."