"What's the origin?"
"She's either a pedophile or a male servant. Where else could she come from? She's a bastard. Waiting for a man to buy her to play with? She doesn't look like a real man at all. She's delicate and tender, and her voice is like a woman's. What's the point?"
"Brother, you can analyze it, but what does it mean when there's a tent in the crotch?"
"Shh..."
There were many conversations mixed with laughter.
Everyone cheered and shouted to the actor on the stage who couldn't tell whether I was a man or a woman:
"One more song! One more song!"
The actor stepped forward, bowed to everyone, and said in a clear opera voice:
"I'm going to take a break now, please go back, everyone. I'll come earlier tomorrow."
It sounds very pleasant.
Everyone laughed and shouted:
"Hey! Actor, I heard you are a man? Take off your clothes and show us!"
"That's right, are you afraid of being naked as a man?"
"Here's a reward for you!"
I watched with great interest. He had a gentle smile on his face and said to the audience:
"You can't take it off. You can't take it off. But if you give me some money, I can sing one more song."
There was another round of laughter in the crowd. Many people took out silver and copper coins from their pockets and threw them at the actor. Many of them threw them deliberately at the actor. When the money hit his face, he just smiled, bent down, picked up the money and put it in his pocket.
I thought he was interested, and after a moment's thought, I threw the bag of gold coins from my arms up to him. It landed right in front of him, and he reached out to pick it up. But at that moment, he frowned, untied the bag, and showed a look of surprise. He held the bag in his hand and asked,
"Who gave this to you?"
I shouted to him from a distance:
"Sing something cheerful!"
He looked at me and smiled sweetly.
I rely on.
Wait, wait a minute.
Are you really a boy?
This is a heart-pounding feeling. This is definitely a heart-pounding feeling.
At that moment, I actually felt that my money was well spent.
It was an indescribable feeling, just like the moment when a flower that had been cultivated for a long time bloomed in front of my eyes, the joy that penetrated my soul, the joy that made my eyes wet with tears. No wonder Xiao Huang said that this person might be the most beautiful girl, this person was too good-looking. Ninety-eight points or more, a hundred points when she smiled. No, a hundred points when she smiled.
People around me asked me:
"What did you give?"
I said:
"Money."
"how much is it?"
"I want you to take care of it."
The man said patiently:
"You are a newcomer. Don't give too much money to male actors, otherwise they will think you have special preferences. Look around you."
I looked around and found that the people around me were quickly distancing themselves from me.
I reluctantly bowed to the brother who reminded me and said:
"Thank you very much. This is my first time here and I didn't know the rules. I'm sorry to have embarrassed you all."
The man held the fan and sighed softly:
"It's okay. I hope he can get out of this misery soon."
"sea of bitterness?"
I asked a question without asking.
The man smiled bitterly and said:
"That person is the servant of Lord Tiancheng. It is said that he offended his master and was sent to Yunhai brothel to sell his smiles. Ten thousand gold coins, who is willing to pay so much money to buy a man? Buying a beauty with ten thousand gold coins is a story that will be passed down through the ages, but buying a man is a laughing stock that will be passed down through the ages. He can only earn money little by little by himself, hoping that one day he can redeem himself. But we, the audience, dare not spend too much money on a man, otherwise we will be laughed at by the people around us... Life is really hard."
I said jokingly:
"you like him?"
The man shook his head and replied:
"I just feel sorry for him."
The actor on the stage sang:
"Dong dong qiang, dong dong qiang, the gongs and drums are roaring to celebrate the new cool~~ Yo hey~~ Hey, celebrate the new cool~~"
It is really festive.
13. Dance, Xiao Huang!
To be honest, I don't mind the gay rumors. No matter if it's a man or a woman, just buy it if you like it. Why care so much? The core idea is still two words, no money. Ten thousand gold coins, one hundred million, damn, one hundred million to buy an actor, is it worth it? Whether it's worth it or not is another question, do I have that much money?
After listening to him sing a song, I waved to him and left.
The next morning, I arrived at the hotel on time and Xiao Huang was already waiting there.
"Your home is close to here?"
I asked casually, and Xiao Huang answered somewhat awkwardly:
"Ah, I guess so, haha."
I changed the subject and said with a smile:
"I went to the riverside to see the actor last night."
Xiao Huang asked:
"Doesn't it look good?"
I nodded:
"To be honest, it's pretty, much prettier than you."
Xiao Huang picked up the pillow.
I quickly added:
"But to be honest, it looks a bit weird for a grown man to dress like this."
Xiao Huang put down the pillow and sighed:
"He is also a poor man."
"What's the story behind this?"
"What story can I know?"
Even so, Xiao Huang still said:
"It's not really a secret. Almost everyone in the entire Yunhai Capital knows about it. It would be strange if you didn't know about it."
I said casually:
"Oh, I'm from the country."
Xiao Huang did not pursue the matter and simply said:
"That man was a servant of Lord Tiancheng, but he was not an actor before. He told Lord Tiancheng that the Tiancheng territory was in big trouble and needed reform. The primary targets of the reform were Lord Tiancheng's two sons. The lord was famous for indulging his sons, and he even turned a blind eye to his eldest son's love of eating beautiful women. The servant's proposal of such a reform theory naturally angered his master, and then he was dressed in women's clothes and thrown into the theater to perform."
I stroked my chin:
"Is this person so stupid?"
Xiao Huang said:
"Yes. He said that his master had done him a favor in the past, and he was willing to risk his life to say these words. How could Lord Tiancheng listen to him? He wanted to put the interests of his nobles at risk for the benefit of the poor people? He didn't have the courage or awareness to do so. So it was hard for that little actor."
I smiled and said:
"It's nice though. He's cute in women's clothes."
Xiao Huang pouted and said:
"Then go find him to cooperate. Don't come to me."
I laughed along:
"How can that be possible? He is just a cheap courtesan. He is just a piece of cow dung that sets off your beautiful flower."
Xiao Huang put his hands on his waist and said:
"That's more like it! What are we going to learn today?"
"Learn to dance."
I played a jazz piece for her first, but Xiao Huang said it was too difficult.
I danced another ancient style piece, and Xiao Huang said it was boring.
I performed a ballet piece, and Xiao Huang said it was not good either.
I performed another home dance, but Xiao Huang said he couldn't appreciate it.
In the end, I found that she seemed to be watching the show with the mentality of eating spectators, so I forcibly dragged her out of the bed and asked her to learn the simplest tango with me.
"Come on, one click, two clicks, three clicks, go~"
Xiao Huang learned it quickly.
The learning speed is much faster than I thought. It is totally different from yesterday when I called him brother but couldn't learn it no matter how hard I tried.
I have another evaluation of Xiao Huang, which is that he is strong in body but simple-minded.
"It's ok, Xiao Huang. You have already reached a certain level now. The only problem is that your dancing lacks emotion and is a little stiff. You need to include some love in it."
Xiao Huang said straightforwardly:
"Looking at you I can't feel any love at all."
"This is too hurtful!"
After complaining, I had to say:
"Then don't look at me, look at the window. Come, I'll teach you a few more phrases you can use during the election. Ahem, learn from me."
I cleared my throat and shouted:
"I love you!"
Xiao Huang learned:
"I love you!"
"Can you please vote for me?"
"Can you please vote for me?"
"Thank you everyone! mua~! I love you guys so much!"
"thank you all……"
"Brother, please vote for me. It's for your benefit, right?"
"Little brother..."
After some operations, I asked Xiao Huang:
"how do you feel?"
Xiao Huang covered his mouth and said frankly:
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