Making Genshin Impact: Let my daughter Klee shoot PV at the beginning

Karma fox fire, red peach kite.

Don't sigh at the spring, be a poet in the underworld. 】

There are hair knives.

[Many years later.]

Hu Tao: You really won't age at all, Mr. Zhongli.

Zhongli looked at Hu Tao lying on the bed and was speechless.

Hu Tao: I finally understand why the previous hall masters did not leave any ties. Because with you, Mr. Zhongli, there will be no trouble.

Many years later.

Zhongli watched as the head of the Wangsheng Hall passed by him, and for some reason he thought of a girl with plum blossoms in her eyes. 】

[This is so touching, please post it! I want to share this sweet knife with everyone! ]

[The store is out of books! ]

[I went there, but without your book, I married the bookstore owner and her daughter. Brothers, did I do the right thing? ]

[Yan Fei: You are breaking the law, do you know that? ]

There are some who are horny.

[I heard that it feels good to be touched on the chin like this, is there any big guy who wants to touch me? ]

[Next, I won’t be gentle anymore. ]

【In? Uppercut! 】

But more of them are crazy.

The comment section can be regarded as a gathering place for old perverts.

After watching this video, I couldn't help but recite a poem: Hu Yindie believes in the fragrance of blood plum, and is not afraid of the burial of thousands of souls.

The peach breath follows the gun and has nowhere to sink, guiding the dark butterfly to ferry people.

I turned into a butterfly and landed on her shoulders, and was at her mercy.

The butterfly fire rises on the dead branches of the old tree, and the solitary plum blossom is bent to show its affection.

Can you find the fragrance of the graceful dance? But the revetment leaves people with the vicissitudes of life. 】

[An acrostic poem, right? Someone needs to pee, come and wake this guy up. ]

[I have uremia, I'll go first! ]

[Walnut. …Hehehehe]

[Yes, yes. I want Walnut! I really want a lot of Walnut! Please give me your cute Walnut... I want it so much... I want Walnut, wuwu, no, I have become a fool who can't live without Walnut... Ah, I like the weird, lively Walnut... Yes, even if I have Walnut, I still feel it is not enough. I always want that cute little Walnut. I can't think of anything else except Walnut... My favorite is... Walnut. Walnut dancing and the like can't satisfy me at all... I want Walnut, please...]

[Walnut's white socks, white silk with red stripes. We all know what Walnut's feet look like, just like we know the sky is blue, but we still like the gorgeous clouds in front of the blue sky, so humans are bound to be crazy about Walnut's white socks. Because of the white socks, Walnut's feet have become proud and pure, and even a little arrogant, but it is undeniable that there is a girl's shyness in this arrogance, and she blushes quietly in places that people can't see. ]

[I am not afraid of old perverts, but I am afraid of old perverts who are educated. 】

[I have to clarify that I am not old. ]

On the other hand, Hu Tao has already started practicing her single "Ah~~".

After drawing Hu Tao, Alicia immediately wanted to see Hu Tao's voice and background story.

Hearing Walnut say, "One customer, two customers, three customers...", Alicia couldn't help laughing.

She knows who Hu Tao's clients are.

The live broadcast room also had comments like "Hu Tao's customers = dead ghosts".

I heard Walnut's line when she was being lazy: "Ahem... When the sun comes out, I bask in the sun. When the moon comes out, I bask in the moon~"

Alicia couldn't help but sing along.

It seems like there is a kind of magic that makes people want to hum along.

Because of her low favorability, after reading the currently unlocked voice lines and background stories, in order to get to know Hutao better, Alicia immediately unlocked Hutao's legendary quest.

The game quickly begins and we arrive at Wuwangpo, a place with a somewhat eerie painting style and music.

Paimon demonstrated what high emotional intelligence is.

Low EQ: I’m afraid.

High emotional intelligence: I'm not afraid, I'm just worried about your safety.

Then I set a flag, saying that there will always be such a plot in horror stories, in the wilderness, with dim light, and a person suddenly appears in the darkness.

Then, Old Meng appeared behind him.

Both were scared to death by each other.

Alicia laughed and said, “Just now Paimon said he wasn’t scared, but now he’s covering his eyes in fear.

But this reminds me of the scene in the Hu Tao PV where the treasure-stealing group leader and Hu Tao's ghost were scared by each other, and Paimon and the ghost were both floating objects. "

Paimeng then said that her intuition told her that the people she met here would not be ordinary people, but most likely ghosts.

As a result, when the Traveler went up to communicate, Paimon found that the other party was just an ordinary person who was frightened. He suddenly became like the ghost in Hu Tao's PV after driving away the Fatui, and he felt that he was capable again.

Hearing Paimon say that he looked very friendly, Alicia couldn't help but complain: "In this wilderness, seeing a flying floating object, anyone would think it is something unclean."

Lao Meng had the same idea.

When he heard Paimon say that he would not do anything to him and told him not to be nervous and to do nothing and just relax, he became even more scared. He thought that if he did not behave himself, the other party would be ruthless, so he ran away.

Following along, the Traveler and Paimon also met Walnut.

Upon learning that the traveler was an adventurer, Kurumi was very happy and said that he was the highest level guest.

Both the Traveler and Paimon denied that they were not guests and had nothing to do but to go to the Hall of Rebirth.

But Walnut said: "Everyone is destined to be my guest when they are born into this world. Even if they are not now, they will be sooner or later. Wangsheng Hall welcomes reservations. We are your best choice without any worries."

He also said that reservations should be made more accurately. Even if you can't decide on a date of death, it's best to tell them in advance, otherwise you'll be disappointed when you see them alive and kicking.

When Paimeng heard these "outrageous" remarks, he was so shocked that he became incoherent.

Seeing this, the audience was delighted.

【Zhongli: Then you have to wait again. 】

[Ying: Are you sure? I've lived for at least a few hundred years, let me know! ]

[She wishes I were dead, she has me in her heart! ]

[Hutao, your little mouth is really filled with honey! ]

[Someone, come and kill me to help Master Hu boost his sales]

Afterwards, Hu Tao said that she could help ask even the people in the underworld that he couldn't ask, to help him find his brother.

So I and Paimon became Hu Tao's partners and returned to Liyue Harbor to discuss business with the Adventurer's Guild.

Thinking of what Walnut once said, "Because adventurers are the high-quality customers of the Wangsheng Hall," Alicia had already anticipated the business of this Adventurer's Association.

So she began to look forward to the next plot.

It will definitely be interesting

Chapter 1: Funeral PV: Alysia cries with a knife! My wife, don't cry! (Please order all)

When they arrived at the Adventurer's Guild and saw Hu Tao, Sister Lan, the Liyue branch leader, frowned and said helplessly, "Ah, it's you again. I told you that we are not interested in this kind of cooperation."

But Hu Tao pulled her grandfather out and said that she had made a very cost-effective new plan this time.

Specifically, the Wangsheng Hall will give priority to processing the requests of the Adventurer's Association, and will give away 100 special wooden boxes in the first batch. It also supports on-site recycling services. The business scope covers most areas of Liyue. Although there are additional charges in some dangerous areas, they are also very cheap~...

Walnut blah blah talked about Datong, which, to put it simply, is a long-distance funeral service.

Sister Lan was so angry that she could hardly hold it in anymore.

"I think... you totally don't understand what I mean."

But Hu Tao said that she completely understood. She just wanted to bargain. She got it. However, the discount offered by Wangsheng Hall was already very large. It was necessary to prepare for a rainy day as it was inevitable to encounter accidents when going out.

Sister Lan was very impatient and directly advised them to quit.

But Hu Tao still did not give up, and added a 30% discount for groups of ten or more.

Seeing this, Alicia couldn't help but sigh.

"For Walnut, it is an inevitable and common thing, but for others, it is something they really want to avoid talking about.

What on earth did Hu Tao go through to be able to be so indifferent to life and death now?"

Alicia always pays attention to the points that others cannot.

The audience couldn't hold it any longer.

[Fuck, I never thought the funeral business could be so exaggerated.]

[Is this how the Wangshengtang business is marketed? Cooperate with the Adventurer Association to deliver urns to people in advance, plus provide on-site recycling services? ]

[Fuck, 30% off for 10 deaths, I am dying of laughter! ]

[As for preparing for a rainy day, most people would go to the Bubu Lu, not the Wangsheng Hall. ]

[I understand. Hu Tao actually sells insurance.]

[I think what Hu Tao said is very right. Adventurers are always courting death. If they are not careful, their bodies will be exposed in the wilderness. They may even turn into evil spirits like zombies. It would be a good idea to buy a corpse collection and cremation business.]

However, there were also comments expressing disgust that Master Hu always talked about life and death and told black jokes.

Alicia saw this and expressed her opinion on it.

"Everyone has their own opinions. You can't deny everything just because you don't like it.

For example, I really like Hu Tao's personality traits of being indifferent to life and death and having an open mind.

Just like Walnut said, everyone will die eventually, birth, old age, sickness and death are all up to fate.

Some people are always very taboo about this, and they frown when they mention the word death. But this cannot change the fact that people will die eventually. On the contrary, those who avoid this and that every day seem a bit old-fashioned.

Death will not disappear just because you don't mention it, and good luck will not happen just because you talk about it to yourself often.

I think Hu Tao wants to express an optimistic attitude towards life and death, and also a struggle against the old customs. As a representative of the new generation of Liyue, you must have the courage to break the rules.

Hu Tao didn't mean to curse anyone to death, he was just joking in a dark humorous way. He also said that he was arranging the business in advance, which meant that he just booked the funeral and would arrange it after the death. He didn't curse anyone to hold the funeral now.

Didn't the ancient Egyptian pharaohs and Ying Zheng also start planning their funerals when they were alive? After their death, they were buried with great ceremony and grandeur. Funerals are a serious matter and should be carefully selected and planned in advance by the deceased himself.

Of course, it is normal for some people to dislike something. No one or thing can be liked by everyone.

Even so, we cannot deny that the overall tone of Hu Tao’s character is positive, smiling at life and death, and open-minded and free and easy. ”

Upon hearing this, the audience expressed their understanding, but some also refuted it.

[Some people can be liked by everyone, such as Miss Pink Fairy, who seems to be the collection of all the good things in the world. 】

【I will always love Alicia! 】

【There are some things that no one hates, such as money. 】

Seeing that many comments said that they liked her, Alicia smiled happily and then continued to live broadcast the Walnut Legend mission.

"Humph, if they refuse such a good thing, they will be the ones who suffer.

Whatever you don’t want to face, it will happen sooner or later.”

After the failure of the business expansion for the Adventurer's Association, Hu Tao, Ye and others returned to the Hall of Rebirth.

Hu Tao said that if Wangshengtang did not expand its business, its customers would become fewer and fewer. In order to make Wangshengtang's business prosperous, it must keep pace with the times and think of various ways to expand its business.

For example, they posted flyers everywhere, but they were cleaned up by the Qianyan Army.

For example, we held a "Past Life Experience Meeting", but no one showed up.

In the end, we found that the traditional method is the most practical, which is to visit potential customers door to door, look for possible cooperation people and organizations, and expand business.

In addition, Walnut came up with a good idea.

It means writing an advertisement on a wooden sign and giving away gifts when you make a purchase by presenting the sign.

Paimon asked with some stammering what he would get for free with the purchase.

Walnut Face smiled as a matter of course and said, "Hehe, of course it's a sturdy and durable "another home".