I'm a weird expert in Japan

As the original author, she is very calm.

Afterwards, Lian ordered two more cups of coffee, and Senjougahara also refilled her and Oshino Shinobu's cups.

"Well, let me introduce you first." Lian took a sip, "This is Ms. Senjougahara Kurogi. The construction site yesterday was owned by her company. And this is Kasumigaoka Utaha, who is a third-year student at the private Toyosaki Academy like me. That's why I asked Mr. Koyomi and Ms. Oshino to meet with me today."

"Although it's my turn now, it's just a minor change, not a big problem." Senjougahara glanced at Shiyu, "She's a very quiet girl. She hasn't said a word since just now. She must be a very shy type."

"Cough, puff..." Lian choked on her coffee.

Whether she is quiet or shy, these are all the most unlikely elements, but Senjougahara gave them all to Shiyu.

"Please use it." Shiyu actually pretended to do it and took out the handkerchief from her pocket again.

But she wiped the table first and then handed it to Lianyong.

"The order is completely reversed..." Lian wiped the corners of his mouth with the back of his hand.

"I think this order is fine." She pretended for less than five seconds.

If the blonde vampire girl in front of him was replaced by a muscular man who could use a stand, it would be a sure win.

It's a pity that it can't be replaced.

"What a cold-blooded woman." Lian took the handkerchief and put it aside.

Battlefield Principle had a cheerful look on his face, "My grandmother always said that it's okay to be a bit cold, as long as you can grow up strong and have a bad mouth."

"Do you want to instigate the emergence of a second Senjougahara Kuroi, Ms. Dangyi?"

"Above cuteness is swaying. That's pretty good, isn't it?"

At this time, Shiyu bowed her head and saluted towards Zhanjohara, like a student listening to a lecture, as if to express something like "I have learned a lot".

"Hey..." Lian was almost in despair.

He despaired at the fact that he had to talk to two vicious and venomous women at the same time.

It is said that only the remnants of the evil school days are left in Senjougahara.

This is not just a little bit...it can be piled up into a mountain.

Anyway, there is no way to ask for a substitution in this situation.

Then, Kasumigaoka Utaha got to the point.

"Can you please help me solve the problem? Is that true?"

Before Senjougahara could answer, Lian spoke first.

"I didn't even have the chance to explain the situation... I asked others if they could do it. The order is a bit reversed," Lian reminded.

Shiyu was stunned, "That's right..."

Since this matter concerned whether she could return to normal, her attitude became honest... or rather, much more docile.

"I just came here to listen to the situation." Senjougahara crossed his arms. "As for what to do, I have only encountered this once, so I don't have the knowledge to solve the problem—"

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Chapter 19 Chapter 2: Venomous Tongue ()

That's why Shinobu Oshino left Araragi Koyomi's shadow and briefly worked with Senjougahara.

"In short, if I were to explain this situation in one sentence," Lian pursed her lips and continued tentatively, "It's similar to your previous situation."

"similar?"

Senjougahara Kuroru, who had been handling the situation with ease until now, finally showed some surprise.

She had seen more than one kind of weirdness so far, but this was the first time...she had heard of such a thing.

"To put it simply—" Lian made a gesture of invitation.

It is faster for the parties involved to explain the matter in person.

So, Shiyu briefly recounted her experience again.

Even if Lian heard it again, she still felt that she was not being clear enough.

He failed to present the facts completely, and concealed important information that could be used to judge the situation.

"Heavy crab..." Senjougahara lowered his eyes and said this word with a slightly nostalgic expression, "It doesn't seem right."

Although five or six years have passed, as a witness, there is no reason for her not to remember the impact of "Heavy Crab".

"It's completely the opposite." Lian sighed, "But it's true. I've tested it myself."

"With my own hands..." Senjougahara was a little surprised, "So you two are in that kind of relationship. I'm sorry. It's great to be young."

"I just caught it." Lian held her head, "Besides, you are still very young..."

"You're really good at talking. No wonder people say you're so popular with the elders." Senjougahara smiled calmly, "I really hope my future children can be as well-behaved as you."

"Don't use me as an example... It's unlucky..."

After Lian responded, Shiyu took over the conversation in time.

Although there are many things worth caring about, they also need to be prioritized.

"Excuse me, what is 'heavy crab'?"

"To put it simply, it's a folk legend in Kyushu that links crabs to gods. There are many different opinions on the details, but the common point is that it makes people lose weight." Senjougahara recalled, "To put it in an extreme way, it not only takes away weight, but also eliminates a person's sense of existence, and even makes the person disappear in the end..."

"But my weight has almost doubled now." Shiyu felt puzzled.

"That's what surprised me, Shijo-kun is probably the same, right?"

Lian shrugged his shoulders, "More than that..."

It was not just an accident, he chose an example of someone he knew nearby to tell Shiyu, with the original intention of gaining her trust. But the result was an unexpected success, completely eliminating Shiyu's vigilance.

"Up until the time I encountered the crab, everything was pretty much the same as I knew, but after that—"

Just when the conversation seemed to have reached a stalemate, Shinobu Oshino suddenly spoke up.

"How about making your thinking more broad-minded? My master also gained extra weight after you regained your weight, which made him distressed for the whole day. Kaka--"

His tone was still haughty and uninhibited, but coupled with the pile of donut wrappers in front of him, he gave people the impression that he was just a somewhat arrogant brat.

"So, is it possible that heavy crabs can also cause weight gain?"

"Ka-ka, how is that possible? All oddities have their own duties. The unintentional increase is just a mistake." Shinobu Oshino half-opened her eyes, with a hint of sarcasm in her expression. "Crabs can have as many oddities as you want. Don't just think of 'heavy crabs' because of their weight."

"Then..." Lian was also confused and wanted to ask for advice.

"Anyway, let's just call it 'Hankani' for now." Shinobu Oshino named it casually, "Anyway, it's hard to explain a more complicated name, so it's easier to understand as a copy of 'heavy crab', and--"

"That guy is indeed a god." Shinobu Oshino seemed to smile, "He just casually discards the parts of himself that he doesn't need to the right humans. He is just a very irresponsible god."

Senjougahara flipped through the book quickly. "So, the little girl in front of me is unexpectedly unlucky. She met such an irresponsible god."

"Unlike the 'heavy crab', when people encounter the 'feather crab', it's not because the 'feather crab' exists there, and then after they pray, the other party will create the corresponding results for humans." Shinobu Oshino pointed her finger at Shiyu, "but when the right person appears, the 'feather crab' will choose him. In other words-"

Senjougahara continued, "It's not that Kasumigaoka-san prayed for anything, but that she was chosen by an irresponsible god."

"To put it simply, this is it. To put it simply, Kaka--"

As if deliberately emphasizing something, Shinobu Oshino was hinting in a very simple and crude way.

No, it’s not an exaggeration to say that it is an explicit statement.

As a vampire with five hundred years of experience, those golden eyes must have seen something that Ren or Senjougahara could not see.

There must be something "special" about Kasumigaoka Utaha, who was "chosen" by the gods.

And it is just right for holding the weight that the gods don't need.

"Let's put aside the inside story. Is there any solution?" Lian didn't delve into it immediately.

"You're unexpectedly motivated. Could it be that you're moved, little brat?" Shinobu Oshino smiled happily.

Shiyu couldn't help but become curious after seeing the explicit joke.

Four ripples chased him all the way to the rooftop, wanting to intervene as well.

Why did he do this?

"Do you think so?" Lian blinked.

"It's hard to say." Shinobu Oshino didn't say it clearly, "But since the little brat has this intention, it's not impossible to help... for your mother's sake."

"Yes, in that case, I will help you. Kojime would give the same answer anyway." Senjougahara seemed to have known the result. "It's not impossible to go back to your old job after a long absence."

As if it was easy, Shiyu got the promise of help.

"Thank you very much for saving me..." Shiyu lowered her head sincerely.

Even if she gets nothing in the end, she won't feel resentful.

At least, it's much more reasonable than having no one to talk to or try for the past two months.

"I'm not saving you, I'm just giving you a helping hand." Zhanzhang originally smiled, and then as if reminiscing about the past, he said, "Yeah, I wanted to say this kind of line once, it's unexpectedly very cool."

"The second half of the sentence won't sound cool if you say it out loud." Lian said with his mouth half open.

"By the way, little brat." Shinobu Oshino spoke in a tone as if she was about to give important instructions.

"Please go ahead—" Lian nodded seriously.

"One of every kind of donut in the store."

"Haven't you eaten enough yet..."

Lian opened her mouth speechlessly.

A moment later, accompanied by the sound of "Thank you for your patronage" from the cash register and the clerk, Lian saw that her wallet had become thinner.

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More blades.

Then I tried to change the title and introduction of the book. I think I will be able to change it tomorrow_(:з」∠)_ I hope you won’t be scared by then.

Chapter 20 Chapter 1 As expected, Kasumigaoka Utaha is not cute at all ()

Three hours after the meeting at the donut shop, as the moon rose high in the sky, Lian drove to the downstairs of Kasumigaoka Utaha's apartment.

The address was sent by Shiyu to Lian via mobile email, and a link to the address location was also attached.

But even so, Lian, who is so bad at finding directions that she can't find the way without GPS, still took some time to find this unfamiliar address.

Although this was his second time here, his previous visit was completely accidental and he didn't remember the route at all.

What's more, he flew in.

The high-rise apartment where Kasumigaoka Utaha lives is not very tall, at least about fifteen floors, but judging from the cleanliness of the exterior and the large garden attached to the entire building.

It is like an independent community.

The door to the lobby is now locked and you need to enter a digital password to enter.

After the correct password was entered, the glass door opened and Lian looked back at the night behind her.

It was that strange feeling again... a vague feeling...

Before going upstairs, he pressed the intercom in front of the elevator and pressed the floor where Shiyu's house was located.

After pressing it several times, I heard an impatient voice.

"Who?"

"Kasumigaoka, it's me, Shijo." Lian was also helpless, "I'm downstairs."

"Sorry... I need to wait a while. Please come up first." Shiyu sighed, "I'll open the door for you."

Then the call was hung up and the glass door in front of the elevator opened.

So Lian went upstairs to Shiyu's house, turned the handle, and entered the room as expected, took off her shoes and walked into the living room.