I'm a weird expert in Japan

"Oh..." Lian thought she would have to sit on the bench for the entire game. She looked at the boy who was holding his waist as he left the court with disappointment and asked Shi Zhu, "How did you sprain it..."

However, there seemed to be something too sharp about this question, and Shizhu glanced at Touma and Sa and leaned close to Ren's other ear.

"It seems that he went too far with his girlfriend last night..."

"...Can I say dirty words?" Lian's eyes twitched.

"Okay, but are you sure you want to tell me?" Shizhu looked at Lian, who was trying to get away with it, with a sad face.

"never mind……"

Then Shizhu stood up and went back to the venue to coordinate.

"What's going on?" Hesha didn't hear the reason.

"You deserve it." Lian took off the coat she was wearing, put it together with the sports bag next to her, and threw it to Kazusa, "Help me keep watch over it, so I don't lose it when I come back."

"Hey——!" Hesha failed to call out to Lian.

She wanted to say that she was not an apprentice of Shi Tiao Lian, and that the boys' sportswear were all smelly and full of sweat. After every physical education class, Hesha felt that she could smell the smell against the wind from seven or eight meters away.

Smell it... ?

Hesha was stunned for a moment when she thought of this.

Fragrant?

Come to think of it, that guy seemed to be quite clean, and there seemed to be some kind of fragrance on his coat and bag.

I've never seen a scent of laundry detergent before...

With the idea of ​​verifying the truth, Hesha put her hands on her clothes and lowered her head little by little, trying to confirm it without being noticed.

"Is this Shijo-san's thing?" a soft mezzo-soprano voice sounded in my ears.

Hesha looked up suddenly and saw a girl with familiar burgundy eyes. Her hair was as long as hers and tied into a ponytail for easy movement.

"Who are you?"

"Are you helping him look at things?" the other person asked again.

"That guy threw it here himself." Kazusa denied.

"Oh, give it to me then." The girl stretched out her hand.

Hesha pressed down her clothes, "Who are you——"

It wasn't like she was responsible, but it was weird to be taken by someone she didn't know.

I had heard Lian complaining to Sigong Shizhu who came to visit her in the second music room, saying that her sportswear was stolen after she changed out of physical education class.

Even she thought that guy was a bit pitiful.

"Kasumigaoka Utaha, that person's... um..." Utaha was halfway through introducing herself, "half body."

"Huh?" Hesha immediately felt that this guy had something wrong with his brain, what a pity to waste such a pretty face.

She had heard of the term "half body" before, and it was said to be a term used by people with middle school syndrome.

Little did people know that the reason Shiyu said this was because half of her weight was with Lian.

"In short, he is his acquaintance. Is this answer okay?" Shiyu asked.

"Oh."

Hesha hurriedly stuffed the thing to Shiyu, as if she was throwing away a hot potato.

Chapter 39: Anyway, we are the men who attract women (2)

I saw Kasumigaoka Utaha sitting down, clumsily folding her clothes and placing them on her bag, then she looked up at Lian on the field.

A violinist actually went out to play ball. What if he got his precious hands injured?

The problem just arose and then was quickly resolved.

Given Lian's condition, maybe even if his hand was chopped off, he would be able to recover. But Shiyu didn't want to test it.

Lian jumped up and blocked Sigong Shizhu's layup. The ball flew outside the three-point line and was snatched away by others.

Although they were opponents from different teams, the two clapped their hands before running towards the other side of the field.

"Isn't that guy handsome?" Shiyu asked with a smile without turning her head.

"do not know."

Kazusa, who believed that Kasumigaoka Utaha was really weird, refused to answer.

On the other side, Lian on the court didn't pay attention to what was happening off the court, but was playing basketball and chatting with Shizhu.

"Rumors? What rumors?"

"Aren't you very popular in this school? Both the underworld and the white world have to respect you." Lian said to Shizhu as he backed away from the sidelines.

"Ren, Shijo Ren, Utsunomiya Ren, what did I do wrong to make you disrespect me so much? You even refuse to call me godfather."

Then Shizhu began to recite the lines with great sorrow.

"He really is a gangster star..."

If it hadn't been for the foul on the field, Lian would have kicked.

"Anyway, everyone in Fengzhiqi is very nice, there's nothing unpleasant." Shizhu caught the ball and probed left and right, looking for Lian's flaws. "But to say that everyone gave me face is an exaggeration. You are slandering me, slandering me, be careful or I'll ask a lawyer to find you."

"Tsk..." Lian didn't believe it.

Then Shizhu passed the ball and said, "But you mentioned rumors. I've heard too many things. It depends on which side you are talking about. If I give the wrong information, I won't be able to save face."

"Are you an information dealer?"

"What? Don't you know that my nickname on the Internet is 'Kyujukuya Shinichi'?"

"I'm Orihara Izaya, isn't it just a nickname I picked when I was playing Watch Dogs 2?" Lian was shocked. "No, why should I call myself Orihara Izaya? Wouldn't that mean I lose to you?"

"I just found out." Shizhu looked regretful.

So Lian decided to use a positive attitude to look forward to everything, put the topic aside and get back to the main topic.

"Rumors...are they the kind that seem so serious but have no basis in fact and no one has actually seen them?" he asked Shizhu. "The stranger, the better."

"Ah? For example, there's always piano music coming out of the second music room, but Touma-senpai isn't there at all."

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll beat you up. She's not the only one who can play the piano." Lian gritted her teeth.

"Okay, okay." Shizhu waved his hand, "But there are indeed rumors about the Seven Wonders in school."

"The plot of 'Intuition' is really good," Lian said.

"That's right, after all, he is Tanigawa Ryu." Shizhu said.

"No, what I wanted to say is, how come there is also one in Fengzhizaki..." Lian immediately came to his senses.

He felt that every school in Japan had this kind of thing, and the content might even be identical.

Although sometimes there are some strange types.

For example, there are stones that are inexplicably worshipped, or there is a bunch of lilies placed on the rooftop for unknown reasons, and so on.

But without exception, these things were spread by the students themselves, making them sound miraculous.

Ultimately, it is a completely human-caused misunderstanding.

By the way, those two things were all told to Lian by Mr. Hanekawa, who said that they happened at Naoetsu High School.

And the instigator of all this was Araragi Koyomi.

"Anyway, you don't want this kind of rumor, do you?"

"I don't know. Tell me first." Lian said.

"What can it be?" Shizhu said, "It's nothing more than what I just described. Anyway, they are all weird stories, such as a classroom starting to play Debussy's "Moonlight" in the middle of the night, and occasionally Beethoven's."

The teacher blew the timeout whistle, and Lian and Shizhu stood on the sidelines to rest for two minutes.

“It’s quite complete…”

"For example, when you look in the mirror at midnight, you can see your future self," Shizhu said, "but as for Lian, I probably can't see it anymore."

He was referring to the fact that Lian had a lifespan far exceeding that of humans.

Shizhu knew Lian's secret, but didn't care, and Lian was used to having someone who knew the secret.

"Well... I'm pretty much set at this age." Lian scratched his head, "I might as well look forward to a knight war in the mirror."

"If that happens, please call me."

"No way..." Lian was almost speechless.

But we should still be cautious about this hypothesis. If someone was swallowed by the mirror, that would be a different matter.

After all, mirror weirdness does exist, and the world inside and outside are completely reversed.

"For example, there is Orichalcum steel inside a statue in the school."

"That legendary metal detector that can tell whether there is any metal at once..."

Shizhu's answers became more and more ridiculous, and Lian became more and more powerless.

Shi Zhu saw this point at a glance, "In short, it's obvious that these are all rumors or groundless rumors."

"Well..." Lian decided not to listen to the seven wonders anymore.

"But, apart from this, there seems to be some strange spell popular among some girls recently."

"Oh?"

The sudden information made Lian very concerned.

"But I don't know the details, because the few girls who can talk to me all heard about it from others." Shi Zhu spread his hands, "Anyway, it is said that this spell can make a relationship go smoothly."

"...Hmm..." Lian heard this and glanced at Eriri who didn't have time to come over, "You don't plan to investigate it and use it for yourself."

"why?"

"It's very convenient, isn't it? Just pray and you can use it?" Lian asked.

"Is that stupid?" Shi Zhu disagreed. "Is there such a cheap thing in the world? And even if it really exists, we have to consider whether there is any harm, right?"

"That's in line with what Uncle-sama thought."

"Besides, relying on spells to guide or twist one's mind is just a fake in the end, isn't it?"

"As long as there is the will to become the real thing, the fake thing is more real than the real thing." Lian suggested.

Shizhu looked disgusted and said, "That's not something you would say at all."

"I really didn't say that." Lian admitted honestly, "The person who said that is a fraudster who dares to deceive even the gods."

"Can we trust what that kind of person says?" Shizhu grinned.

Lian leaned down to stretch her body and answered casually: "Well..."

But before he could continue asking, the teacher blew the whistle.

Because their slacking off was so obvious just now, both of them were reminded by the teacher not to be lazy.

Until the game ended and get out of class was over, the two had no chance to chat in detail.

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Chapter 40 Chapter 1 Goo, Kill Me ()

It was not until the end of physical education class when everyone was dismissed that Shijo Lian noticed that the person who was helping to watch his clothes and bag had been replaced.

"Um..." Shiyu calmly opened his bag, took out the towel on top, and handed it to Lian together with the sportswear.

"Why are you here? Or have you been here all along?"

Lian looked around the gymnasium. Everyone was leaving one after another, and there was no sign of Touma and Sa at all.