I'm a weird expert in Japan

Could it be that he just had a cognitive impairment and mistook Kasumigaoka Utaha for Touma Kazusa?

But what do these two people have in common besides their hair being almost the same length?

For example, the bust size is very close?

"Tōuma-san has to leave first because of something. I'll keep your things for you." Shiyu stood up with her bag in hand. "Are you happy? Are you surprised?"

"It's surprising..." Lian put the towel around her neck and wiped her face with one end. "By the way, can you take the gym class? Have you regained your weight?"

"No, I was just sitting there watching." Shiyu looked relaxed, "Anyway, just tell the teacher that you're not feeling well or have a stomachache or something like that and it'll be fine."

"It's so convenient..." Lian turned away, "Why is it that every time I say I have a stomachache, the physical education teacher asks me to run ten laps on the playground..."

"You asked for it." Shiyu looked at Lian as if she was an idiot.

Of course it's possible that he didn't understand, he was just using this as an excuse to express his feelings.

"No change at all?" Lian looked Shiyu up and down.

"No, it's been about a week since then." Shiyu spread her hands, "There is no change at all, and I don't know why, I don't have enough strength. It's a bit tiring to carry my schoolbag to school every day."

Hearing this, Lian took her bag and said unhappily, "Why did you take it? You're lucky. If you only lost five kilograms, this outfit would be heavy for you."

"I just want to express my gratitude." Shiyu looked away and whispered sincerely.

"You don't owe me anything, why thank me--" Lian thought it was exaggerated.

He was wondering how kind Kasumigaoka Utaha was that he was willing to repay her kindness even though his health was not normal.

"Do you have the Crane attribute?"

"It's a pity that I can neither wash clothes nor cook, but I am confident that I can marry you."

"Self-selling?" Lian complained helplessly and hung the bag on his shoulder.

"Then it's time to go." Shiyu asked.

Physical education class is the second period in the afternoon, and then it is time for club activities, or time to go home from school.

"You go first. Today it's my turn to organize the gym equipment." He pointed to the several basketballs scattered around the basketball court.

After saying that, Lian ran over, picked up the basketballs one by one, and then threw them accurately into the basket.

Because there were many beginners, during the class, although they were divided into groups, almost everyone, regardless of gender, had one.

Soon, the basketball hoop that looked like it could accommodate two boys and serve as a transport vehicle was filled with basketballs. When Lian threw the last ball, it was accidentally bounced out.

"what……"

As soon as she finished speaking, the ball that rolled to the side was picked up by Shiyu.

"You haven't left yet..." He watched Shiyu put the ball into the basket.

Shi Yu didn't care. "I don't have any club activities anyway, and I'll go home directly after school. Besides, students are not prohibited from staying in the gym before closing."

"What you said makes a lot of sense. I'm speechless." Lian dragged the ball-frame cart towards the warehouse door in the corner.

The sports warehouse at Toyonosaki is connected to the gymnasium, so it is convenient to take and put supplies.

"So your friend didn't help you?"

"Are you talking about Shizhu?" Lian walked around and pushed the car into a corner. "That guy was sweating all over, just like he just had a fight with someone."

In the second half of the practice game, Shizhu faced double-teaming by at least four people every time he got the ball, and even he had to feel the hardship.

"Now that you mention it, you're not sweating at all."

"what?"

Lian turned around and found that Shiyu was already close to her. She leaned forward slightly and came over to smell the scent.

"You're a pervert!"

To be honest, he was a little scared and quickly waved his hand to drive Shiyu away.

Thinking about her explosive remarks every time, Si Tiao Lian really wanted to know where this person's bottom line was.

"Nothing--" Shiyu moved closer.

As expected, there was no peculiar smell on Lian's body; only the smell of sweat mixed with the smell of laundry detergent and shampoo.

No wonder Touma Kazusa looked like she wanted to smell the clothes just now...

It really doesn't stink.

Shiyu originally wanted to remind Lian that there was a pervert next to him.

However, this "accusation" was really unfounded, so she chose to shut up and swallow it.

“Do you have a low metabolism?”

"It's hard to say whether it's higher or lower, it's just like this." Lian pressed Shiyu's forehead, trying to push her thirty centimeters away.

At this time, someone else came in. They were two unfamiliar girls who were chatting with great interest.

"…Um, have you heard of this spell that is very popular right now?"

"No way, do you still believe in spells? It doesn't match you at all, Senior—"

"That's too much. I only found out about this from what Kanako and the others were saying."

"Eh? Is that true? Am I not keeping up with the latest trends? Tell me now, or it will be embarrassing to say you didn't know about it later."

The girls looked like they had just finished their physical education class and were chatting about all sorts of things.

However, some of the key words in the topic were very special, which made Lian stunned and curious about their subsequent conversation.

Shiyu, who was unaware of the situation, noticed that Lian had stopped moving. Although she heard the conversation, she didn't pay much attention to it and was about to ask Lian what he was doing.

As soon as he opened his mouth a little, Lian covered it. He pulled him around and held him in his arms, and together they hid towards the saddle horse box next to them.

Those two girls are coming over to play volleyball, and if they see there are people here.

The topic will definitely change.

In the dimly lit warehouse, the two girls were only concerned with putting things away and chatting, without thinking that there were other people here.

"Hey, do you want to tell me?" a girl started to keep the secret.

Lian couldn't help but complain, if you want to say something, just say it, why are JKs nowadays so long-winded.

"Tell me quickly, what exactly is this spell?" The other girl's curiosity was undoubtedly aroused. "Senior, please tell me quickly--"

Then the usual bickering ensued.

A girl begged, and the person being begged kept it a secret with a giggle.

Behind the sports equipment, Shiyu, who was hugged by Lian, had no intention of listening to these things. Her mouth was covered, her wrists were grabbed together, and her legs were locked from the face.

It's like a wrestler losing his freedom.

Coupled with the aura of the four ripples, Shiyu felt that her mind was almost going blank and she was unable to think about what was happening.

Chapter 41 Chapter 2 Goo, Kill Me ()

After arguing for a while, the girl who knew the situation finally said, "Oh, I heard it seems to be a spell related to love."

"Eh, it's about love."

"That's right, I heard that if you make a wish, love will come true."

"Ah... that's just like making a wish at a shrine—" The girl who heard this was obviously disappointed.

Then the girl who was called the senior began to hum proudly.

"It's not that simple. It's said that you have to cast the spell yourself. You can't get it by going to the shrine." Another girl said, "It seems that once you make a wish, the snake god will possess the person you like. Within two weeks, the other person will change their mind, and it will be easy to confess to them."

"Wow……"

"Isn't it exciting?"

"Well, if I give it to Shijo-senpai, he'll like me."

"You are really wishful thinking..." the senior joked with a smile.

"So, how do we perform that spell?"

"I don't know. Everyone is talking about it, but Nanzi and the others only know this much."

"Well……"

"Hey, don't look so miserable. Why do you have to like that famous person? Just find a nice guy to date."

"But Shijo-senpai is very handsome..."

"Rather than being handsome, it's better to say that he's good-looking..."

The topic gradually ended in the conversation, and the two girls left the gymnasium's warehouse. Lian, who was only a few horse boxes away from them, heard everything clearly.

The general content is actually easy to understand. It is nothing more than the love topic that girls are keen on nowadays.

And it’s about how to realize love.

These partial ripples will be filtered directly...but there is only one word that cannot be ignored.

"Snake God".

According to existing cases, snakes are definitely not so gentle and tender-hearted as to help people realize their love affairs.

But they actually said that.

Could it be that the rumors formed into a tiny belief and then developed into new and strange forms?

It makes sense logically, but it's too far-fetched.

As he was thinking about something, he suddenly felt a soft presence in his arms twisting restlessly.

"Ok?"

Lian, who subconsciously controlled Shiyu's actions, only then realized the status of the two.

It was so subtle... so subtle that it couldn't be more subtle, and it could almost be seen as Lian's failed attempt to do something evil.

"Feel sorry……"

Lian let go of her hands and feet, and Shiyu suddenly sat up and took a long breath.

"I thought I would have to give away my first time in such a messy place..."

"At this time, you should say that you thought you were going to die here! What's going on in your brain?" Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Shiyu brushed her hair, "Really? You're so rough! My hair is all messed up."

"I've already said sorry...the situation is very urgent..." Lian stood up helplessly and reached out to pull Shiyu.

"Your emergency situation means holding the most beautiful girl in the school and eavesdropping on other girls' conversations?" Shiyu held Lian's hand and was pulled up by him. "It's really interesting."

"...Let's put aside the fact that you took advantage of the chaos to claim the title of No. 1 and then stepped on others..." Lian retracted her hand and put it in her pocket, "Have you heard what they said?"

"what?"

"Just the topic just now."

"Didn't you hear it? Isn't it just the most boring love topic? Going to a shrine or chanting some spell to bless your relationship to be successful or something like that." Shiyu didn't take it seriously.

If such a thing really existed, she would have used it long ago... No, that's not right, it should be said that it's a good thing that it doesn't exist.

Otherwise, if I had hired the wrong person, nothing would be happening now.

Lian, who was completely unaware of Shiyu's dilemma, was thoughtfully planning to leave the pile of sporting goods.

Shizhu mentioned the same thing before, but this time it was clearer.

Less than two weeks.

If the spell really existed and was cast, it would take only a short time to take effect.

"Pull me."

The place where the two girls had parked the dolly just now blocked the exit, trapping the two of them inside and forcing them to climb out.

“Oh——” Lian turned around and caught Shiyu’s wrist.

However, just as Shiyu climbed over the pommel horse box, Lian took a step back and accidentally stepped on a tennis ball that was not properly placed.