I'm a weird expert in Japan

"Let's end it soon." Lian waved his hand unhappily.

Turning over the manuscript page by page, Lian vaguely felt that Shizhu's painting skills were becoming more and more sophisticated. Some details would not look out of place even if they were not drawn by Eriri.

Chapter 76 Chapter 2 Lian's Day Off ()

He said casually:

"I'm thinking, why don't you just open a counseling room in the school? You can solve any problem in a few words."

"……Why?"

"You are so good at judging people."

Shizhu suppressed his expression and smiled nonchalantly, "People's hearts are ever-changing. To put it bluntly, it's nothing more than love, desire, obsession, and hatred. If you understand these things, there's nothing you can't understand."

"Really? Then I really still don't understand." Lian narrowed her eyes, ignoring the looming darkness, and continued to maintain a lazy tone, "You clearly know that I am half a vampire, but you still spend the Golden Week here openly. I really don't understand people like you. I'm not a cute girl."

"But it's pretty COOL!" Shizhu gave a thumbs up and returned to his usual heartless smile.

Lian looked at Shizhu for a long time before she smiled and shook her head, "I just don't understand this..."

I am neither afraid nor in awe of it, nor am I interested in it. I just think it is very cool.

Perhaps he was so confident and bold because he had not encountered any strange things, Lian thought for no reason.

When I think of a girl who has encountered something strange and is now taking the initiative to go deeper...

Whether it is out of blessings for friends or out of personal reluctance to part with friends.

He didn't want Shizhu and Yinglili to be found by monsters.

After all, people like them who have everything they want really don't have a taste for weird things.

"I said--"

"I haven't finished reading it yet. It's over forty pages long this time."

"I mean your phone is on, not even vibrating..." Shizhu continued, "No one is rushing you."

Lian sat up and saw that the screen of the mobile phone on the sofa was on. It seemed like someone called, but there was no ringtone.

It seemed that he accidentally turned on the silent mode.

Anyway, sometimes I feel that the volume of a video is too loud so I turn it down, but the video happens to be stuck and buffering, so I accidentally adjust the ringtone volume and end up muting it completely.

Lian had indeed visited a website with the letter P in its prefix using her mobile phone.

Things are Pixiv (serious).

"Hey whoosh..."

Lian stretched out her leg with great effort, reached the phone, held it between her two toes, lifted it up, released it, and reached out to take it.

pat--!

The phone hit Lian in the face.

"This is a way of answering the phone that is far too early for humans today..." Shizhu said, pinching his nose.

Lian glared at Shizhu and said, "You're the only one who talks too much. Why don't you debut as a gossip VTB and call yourself 'The Ugly Bamboo of the Sun'?"

"And then make it into super beautiful 3D?" said Shizhu.

"Then I'll be the second one to log you in as a member." Lian held up two fingers.

Shizhu looked extremely regretful, "There's actually a second one. I respect you so much."

"……forget it."

Lian glanced at the figure eating heartily in the kitchen, then sat up speechlessly and answered the phone.

"Hello? Ah... what? Oh... that's okay, you just ate too much, right, you'll be fine after two days of starvation... Don't yell, I'm telling the truth, okay, okay, bye."

He held the phone far away and hung up the call as if he was hiding from the sound.

"What's wrong? Did you have a fight with your girlfriend? Your response is too... asking for a fight, right?" Shizhu frowned slightly.

"If I told you that the person calling was Kasumigaoka, would you still feel that way?"

"Oh, that's okay." Shizhu sat back immediately.

"What's going on? Shijo finally quarreled with Kasumigaoka?" Eriri looked like she was just looking for trouble. "I told you that woman is no good. You should find someone else."

Lian tapped his head with his phone, "What kind of family are these? First they pushed people's heads together, then they said it wasn't okay and told us to pull them apart?"

“I didn’t press it—”

"I do not have either."

Shizhu and Eriri defended themselves with innocent expressions that were almost identical.

"Anyway, that's not the case." Lian didn't know how to explain.

"Anyway, it looks like it's a big deal..." Shizhu said curiously, "Kasumigaoka-senpai already calls you 'Lian', how did you two become so familiar with each other?"

"It's nothing..." Lian turned away, "Besides, she called me by my name without my permission. Isn't it something that can be decided with just a touch of the lips?"

Some things are really hard to explain in detail, especially when it comes to the reasons why strange things happen.

For both of them, it was just a concept of writing a few words.

Lian had only explained the symptoms of Xuecai's body before as being poisoned by a strange toxin.

Since there is no connection from the beginning, try not to let them know too much.

From beginning to end, Lian had this attitude towards the two people in front of him.

"Nothing, what? There must be something wrong." Shizhu stretched out his hand, "For example, you hid something in the gymnasium warehouse, and then your senior found out that it was yours-"

"The talented piano boy who transferred to our school half a year ago turned out to be an LSP and spent a lot of money to date me in order to keep my mouth shut." Eriri said a long sentence in one breath.

"Well, just add quotation marks and you can start writing." Shizhu agreed deeply.

"Let's submit it to the Fantastic Award of the Fuzugawa." Eriri pinched her chin and smiled like an uncle, "It's just right to annoy Kasumigaoka Utaha."

"In that case, the title of the book has to be more suitable for all ages, otherwise the editor will not approve it." Shizhu continued to analyze.

Then the second pillow was thrown at Shizhu and Eriri who were discussing something there, but Shizhu kicked it away.

"You're really good at this. Are you a stand-in?"

"I have both A for strength and speed. Of course, that's just because the maximum value on the panel is A." Shizhu made a gesture to show off his muscles.

However, he is not a muscular man, so it cannot be seen from his clothes.

"What nonsense! You have already achieved double A in strength and speed, so I cannot measure you." Lian looked at the violin and thought seriously, "How about playing a requiem for you two as a return gift for arranging my music?"

"Well... actually I don't mean to frame you." Shizhu waved his hand, "I'm just worried about whether you can get along well with others. Who you make friends with is your business, and we won't say anything. Right, Eriri?"

"Ah? Oh, I don't care." Eriri said calmly, "I just think Shijo will suffer."

"I suffered a loss? It's more like I suffered a loss to her." Lian said casually.

Shizhu and Eriri once again smiled cunningly in unison.

"For example." Lian continued to roll her eyes. "You guys are so imaginative, how about drawing a book? I want to see pure love."

"Then I'll use you and Kasumigaoka as prototypes. I've wanted to draw that woman for a long time."

"I'll definitely do it next time, I'll definitely do it next time." Shizhu smiled and threw the controller to Eriri, "I'm going to clean up the room, Zhenfei should be here soon."

"Clean up the coffee table and pick up the pillows." Lian stood up. "Sawamura, don't be idle either. Do you want Zhenfei to see your masterpiece? Do you want to become famous or continue to be a nobody?"

"Ah——" Ying Lili hurriedly dropped the controller and started to clean up.

Shizhu raised his hand at this time, "I want to poop."

"Go to hell!"

Lian threw the last pillow over.

Chapter 77: The Visitor Arrives (1)

Lian's Golden Week was spent peacefully playing with Shizhu and Eriri, and accompanied by the occasional visit of Zhenfei.

No weirdness, no trouble, and no work.

After the holiday, I returned to school and started classes again. Everything around me remained the same, but it didn't make me feel bored at all.

He did not expect weirdness to happen, nor did he want weirdness to happen.

Those things mean that someone or some people's peaceful life is disrupted.

It means that the balance of this school is broken.

"Weird or not, I'm the only one in this school."

Lian said this when Kasumigaoka Utaha came to him after school every day as usual.

"It's such a lonely statement. Obviously, if you don't say it, no one will know it." Shiyu reached into the delivery port of the vending machine and took out two cans of Coke. "Of course, even if you say it, there will be people who don't mind, like me."

“They are all people who have met Miss Woyan…” Lian was speechless.

He was almost forced by Shiyu to go to the vending machine in the corner of the first floor to buy something to drink, and it was Shiyu who treated him.

In terms of strength alone, Shiyu cannot actually do anything to Lian, but the strength within the human range is not enough to make Shiyu give up. And if she goes all out and shows her true abilities, Lian will seem too petty.

So when he took the drink, he actually didn't understand Shiyu's thoughts.

She had clearly said that nothing was unusual, but just because there was nothing unusual, Kasumigaoka Utaha even came up with a ridiculous excuse like "it's worth celebrating" and pulled him over to buy a Coke to drink together.

"Why don't you do something serious instead of celebrating this? You're a novelist, right? Don't you need to write a book?"

"The new book plan has not been submitted yet, it will take some time." Shiyu sat down next to Lian generously.

"..." Lian's face was dark. "Um, Kasumigaoka-san, this bench can accommodate up to four people of our size."

However, now Kasumigaoka Utaha deliberately squeezed next to Lian, leaving a seat that was wide enough for a bad student to sit on.

"You don't need to be ashamed of this. I just want to keep our conversation as private as possible. After all, if someone irrelevant hears it, Lian will be troubled, right?"

However, Shiyu spoke with a tone that emphasized the overall situation, and Lian didn't know how to refute her for a moment.

"That's true... But you really don't have enough time to celebrate just because everything is safe. I have to--"

"You're going to teach Touma-san piano, right?"

"You really know."

"Teacher Hanekawa told me."

"Why is the teacher talking nonsense everywhere..."

"No, she said she would only tell me about it."

"That's nothing. Are they treating you as a specific NPC and asking you to complete a message-delivering mission?" Lian really wanted to go and ask what Teacher Hanekawa was doing.

But this matter is not something that can be exposed to the public. She just used her personal relationship with Lian to help Touma and Sa return to the music department.

Saying it out loud will only make people respect Hanekawa Tsubasa's personality even more.

"Maybe she feels there's no need to hide anything. Teacher Hanekawa is really amazing. She can live so openly and honestly without making people feel tired."

"Well...that's true..." Lian couldn't help but smile.

He deeply agreed with Shiyu's evaluation.

"Can you stop laughing? It looks disgusting." Shiyu suddenly said.

“Huh?” Lian was stunned. She turned her back and curled up in a corner of the bench. “Is my smile really that disgusting? Even you say so.”

"Also? Has anyone else said that?"

"...Shizhu." Lian uttered a name.

"Oh, really..." Shiyu opened the can of Coke and said with a "chi--" sound: "What I mean by disgusting is not that Lian's smile is disgusting, but that I find it disgusting to look at it."

"Is there any difference between the two?" Lian couldn't help but ask.

"It's very simple, it's the difference between subjective and objective." Shiyu sipped her Coke and sighed comfortably, "Seeing such a beautiful smile but it's not for me, anyone would be jealous and feel disgusted for this reason."