I'm a weird expert in Japan

"I don't understand what you are saying at all."

"In other words, Lian won't smile like that for me, which is why I feel disgusted. It's not your posture that is ugly, it's my heart that is ugly."

"It suddenly turned into a confession? Does the topic have to be so profound all of a sudden?" Lian was shocked. "Wait a minute, if your theory is true... then Shizhu, he--"

Shiyu was choked, "...I underestimated your divergent thinking..."

She took out a handkerchief and wiped her lips. "Anyway, let's put the smile aside for now. Lian is very free now, right? Apart from going to the second music room for instruction, she has no other plans, right?"

As the topic progressed, Shiyu's sitting posture became increasingly pressing, and in the end Lian was leaning exaggeratedly to one side, while Shiyu leaned forward from top to bottom and looked down at him from a close distance.

"There's no reservation for that place..."

"Really?" Shiyu stepped back. "Then you can accompany me to walk around the streets after leaving school."

"why?"

"Since you can go on a date with Teacher Hanekawa, it's okay for you to play with me for a while, right? If you refuse, I will make your teacher-student date public." Shiyu hooked her finger at Lian.

"Your lines are so familiar to me that you look like a veteran who has read 200 Minotaur books...Speaking of which, please don't describe me as a socialite. I'm still playing with you. Can you be a little more ridiculous?"

It’s hard to say anything else, but at least Kasumigaoka Utaha wouldn’t really do that, Lian is still sure of that.

If she did, she wouldn't gain anything.

"Well, I tried to say it, but it doesn't seem to make any sense." Shiyu wrapped the ends of her hair around her fingers and played with them.

"You don't even write novels. Don't you have anything to do? Like... uh, that project of a bishoujo game?"

Lian was not very willing to accept the invitation and continued to look for excuses to decline.

"Please rest assured, I have prepared the most effective rejection measures. That plan cannot be carried out." Shiyu smiled nonchalantly, "So what is your answer to my proposal? Just accompany me, and I will cover all the expenses."

"Can you afford it?"

"I'll give you an estimate for now. If you can exceed this estimate, I'll find another way."

"Your obsession is truly terrifying." Lian looked at her, thinking that she might as well just agree to it, otherwise she would look pathetic.

Then, someone walked up to the vending machine and put in coins.

After their eyes met, Lian was slightly stunned.

Those were a pair of black eyes that seemed to be able to devour people.

Chapter 78: The Visitor Arrives (2)

Of course Ren knew this person, but just as Araragi Koyomi had introduced her to him, she was a person that was difficult to describe.

When you encounter some events that make you feel helpless, at a loss, and like a hot potato, even though they are clearly not related at all, you will still involuntarily associate the event with this person.

For example, opening the second drawer will open the third drawer as well, or closing the second drawer will cause the originally closed third drawer to open due to wind pressure.

To use a more common metaphor, pouring soy sauce on the pudding and eating it will give you the feeling of eating sea urchin. On the surface, they are completely unrelated, and in fact, they are completely unrelated, but when it comes to understanding and accepting, they are treated as the same thing.

A sensory paradox, or maybe you could call it a trap.

If I have to say it, this person is like a carbonated drink without juice, with the same taste, just like chemically synthesized dyes and food additives - that's the kind of person he is.

Confusion. Annoyance. Trouble.

There are also failures and regrets.

It was as if it was stored in the same drawer as these things. What was once a monster was now a human... a person.

Oshino fan.

It has nothing to do with Oshino Shinobu, nor with Oshino Meme, who coined the name Oshino Shinobu.

But it is somewhat related.

She was able to survive because she was acknowledged as the niece of Oshino Meme.

It has been five or six years since those things happened. Lian, who had met Oshino Ogi several times, felt that Oshino Ogi had not changed at all.

"Don't mind me, it's okay."

After taking out the same can of Coke from the shipping port, Oshino Osamu used his gloved hand to pull open the pull ring through the cloth.

"...Ah, when I said 'don't mind me', I didn't mean that I'm some insignificant nobody, nor that I'm here for no reason. It's just that you guys are still continuing your topic, right? Until you finish, I'll wait while drinking Coke, no matter how many cans I drink."

A friendly smile appeared on the face that was so pale and even a little unhealthy.

"No... it seems like we can't continue the topic now, right?"

"That's a shame. You two were having such a good time chatting just now. I would have enjoyed it even if I just watched from the side. It was like watching an impromptu manzai performance."

Lian slumped her shoulders and looked at Oshino Ogi, "I'm not a clown for people to watch. Even if I have to perform, it's not something like this."

"I bought a ticket to watch the concert on the first day of the Golden Week. Although I only sat in the corner, the concert hall was very good, so there was no need to spend a lot of money to buy a special seat in the middle front row, right? The so-called "the closer you are to the water, the sooner you get the moon" is nothing more than a psychological suggestion that people give themselves. For example, being able to sit in the middle, the closest position to the stage, requires paying a price that most people cannot easily accept, which brings a supreme sense of superiority."

"That's true if I have to say it."

Lian didn't care. After all, he didn't set the ticket price. He just shared the profits after the performance.

"Of course, if the seats there are free, the sense of superiority will be greater than those who pay for them. Am I right?"

This time, Oshino Ogi threw the topic to Kasumigaoka Utaha, making her feel at a loss.

The person who suddenly appeared was like the embodiment of mystery.

And, someone who seems to already know who he is.

"Lian... who is she..."

With a somewhat neutral temperament, fitted men's clothing, and a sense of weirdness born from the history of the police department.

He is a beautiful boy... although not as good as Lian, Shiyu said in her heart.

"It's a long story, but to put it simply, it's the result of self-criticism that was once made up by Inspector Araragi."

"once?"

Shi Yuguang perked up immediately when she heard the word "weird", and the "past" in it made people very curious.

"Now I'm just an ordinary human being, but the way I was born is rather strange, so I look out of tune with everyone else. But it's easy for people to accept things that are not so annoying, so no one will reject me." Oshino Ogi was still smiling, with a unique peaceful atmosphere.

"Anyway, there's nothing to be surprised about. We've seen weird things become gods before," Lian added to Shiyu.

"Well...I'm not really surprised."

Or rather, there was no need for Shiyu to be surprised anymore, because he looked like a human, and his words and actions were also like a human.

The actual biological attribute is undoubtedly human.

Oshino Ogi is indeed a human being.

"Then, why are you here, Miss Shan? Are you here to visit the school?"

Lian Ze raised questions that puzzled him.

I have the impression that Oshino Ogi, who has gained an identity, also has her own life. She came to visit Hanekawa Tsubasa for no reason... Maybe she really came to visit Hanekawa teacher...

"Oh, I didn't tell you that?" Shinobu Ogi said in a slightly surprised tone, "Starting this week, I will be working as a trainee teacher at the private Fengzhizaki Academy until the summer vacation. If I perform well enough, I may become a full-time teacher next semester."

"Teacher?!" Lian shouted, "You want to be a teacher?"

"I'd be hurt if you were so surprised. Although biologically I'm actually only six or seven years old, my reserves of knowledge and common sense are not inferior to most adults." Oshino Ogi poked his head with his hand in his sleeve and explained.

There was a hint of grievance on her expression, as if it really was the case.

"No, what I want to say is, there are so many schools in Tokyo, why did you choose this place?" Lian said again, "Of course, I'm not unwelcome, I just... I find it weird."

"Could it be that as a being with a connection to the weird, you actually have a strong sense of territory, like 'This school is my territory, all other weirdos get out of here', or something like that?"

Oshino Ogi raises a very interesting point.

This is a very interesting point of view in Kasumigaoka Utaha's opinion.

Whenever there was someone she didn't know but Shijo Lian knew, she could learn more about them through their words and actions that she couldn't understand directly.

Whether it is true or not will be judged later.

"Am I a large mammal from somewhere?" Lian could only complain like this.

"It's just an analogy." Shinobu Ogi finished speaking meaningfully, and then changed to a relaxed tone and continued: "And since you are here, I want to get familiar with the school. Can you two be my guides?"

Later, when Lian thought back to that day after school, she always felt that Oshino Osamu's words were like pressing a switch that would cause troubles one after another.

Chapter 79: Reflections on the Release

This seems to be the fifth time I have written a thank you note for the release of a product.

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Chapter 80 Chapter 1 The Natural Enemy of Lies and Concealment () [First Order Request!!!]

Generally speaking, you need someone to act as a guide to show you around a new school, and one person is enough.

However, Oshino Ogi asked Lian and Shiyu to be together at the same time, which gave people the misunderstanding that she was deliberately pursuing ostentation.

"No, that's not the case. In fact, no matter who it is, it will be enough for me to get familiar with this school. But you know, when you go to an unfamiliar environment, having someone you know around you will make you feel less nervous and at a loss than having someone you don't know. From this point of view, Ren or Hanekawa-senpai are the most suitable choices."

Then, as if seeing through this idea, Oshino Ogi gave an answer while visiting the school grounds.

There is no doubt that the reasons are sufficient and legitimate, but there is a fatal flaw.

"In that case, there's no need to invite Kasumigaoka along." Lian said, with her hands on her waist, looking at the tree in the courtyard.

Shiyu didn't have any objection, although she felt that the new teacher was a bit of a light bulb to some extent, but after all, the new teacher was very familiar with Lian, so she didn't dare to neglect him.

Besides, since she was just being guided on a tour and didn't need anyone to explain, Shiyu felt very relaxed.

"How can I not need it? How can I only ask Ren for help?" Oshino Ogi laughed, as if he had hit a funny spot that others didn't know about. "After all, Ren, you are a person with poor directions."

“……” Lian was speechless.

This time it was Shiha's turn to laugh. "I see, that's how it is. I understand what Mr. Oshino is thinking."

Because she would feel uncomfortable interacting with strangers, Lian must be present; because Lian is a directionally challenged person, Shiyu needs to follow him.

The perfect solution.

Shiyu almost forgot that he had this problem.

"How can you talk to your students like that? What do you teach?" Lian Dan closed his eyes and responded jokingly, "It can't be music, right?"

"How could that be? If you want to teach music, just let Lian go." Oshino Ogi turned around fluently while walking, "I teach mathematics."

"Numbers, mathematics..."

Lian was a little confused. He was not very clear about Oshino Ogi's homework, and Oshino Ogi himself would not mention these things on his own initiative.

But if you really do math, it does make sense.

Araragi Koyomi is best at mathematics. Oshino Ogi, who was born from his subconscious and is now completely independent, must have the same mathematical ability.

"Speaking of mathematics, do you know the 'most beautiful formula in the history of mathematics'?"