I'm a weird expert in Japan

Perhaps because he felt that a simple visit was boring, Fan started a very special topic.

"What is that?" Lian was confused. "Can mathematical formulas be beautiful or ugly?"

If you ask him about music, he can proudly declare that he knows everything; if you ask him about weird knowledge, he can calmly express his erudition.

Apart from that, Shijo Lian is just an ordinary student whose academic ability is so poor that people are worried about whether he can graduate. Unless he is willing to start studying, this doubt will continue.

"There really are people who don't know." Shiyu looked at Lian in surprise.

"What? Is that common sense? Just like in daily life, it is more suitable for girls to wear pure cotton underwear, which is more hygienic and healthy?"

Shi Yu pinched her brows and said, "If you compare these two things, you will be beaten to death by people who love mathematics..."

"At least the Registrar would be happy to argue with me about this," Lian responded calmly.

"Indeed, some of Lian's current aspects are largely influenced by Araragi-senpai. If it weren't for the fact that your origins are very clear and real, I would even wonder if you came from the future, the illegitimate child of Araragi-senpai and a vampire." Shan told a bold joke without any hesitation.

"That vampire is referring to Sister Shinobu, right? And what you said is too careless. If you are not careful, you will lead the world into the crisis of destruction!" Lian retorted with a helpless smile.

Shan still smiled subtly - that was just Shan's habit.

"But considering that Lian has no talent for mathematics, this probability cannot even be infinitely close to zero. It is just pure zero."

At the end, Shan put the index fingers and thumbs of his hands together and made two circles in front of his eyes, indicating zero.

Lian was thinking about how to complain, but he noticed Shiyu writing on the soft mud with a branch, so he looked over.

"e∧(iπ)+1=0".

"…Is it necessary to write something like this specifically to mock me?" Lian half opened his eyes.

"This is the Euler formula that Mr. Shinobu mentioned just now." Shiyu threw away the branch and looked at Lian kindly, as if she was looking at a teacher who was at the bottom of the class. "Isn't it beautiful?"

"Since the final answer is equal to zero, why bother with such a complicated calculation? It might as well be called the 'muda formula' from the beginning."

Lian had just finished speaking when Fan poked her head lightly with his finger.

"You clearly understand the beauty of the formula, but you pretend not to understand it." Oshino Ogi's smile was tinged with sarcasm, "What a foolish person."

Then Shan walked forward on his own, and Lian and Shiyu could only follow behind.

"No... I really don't understand." He slumped his shoulders and complained, "After going through so many inexplicable calculations, the final result is zero. Isn't it the same as announcing that all the previous efforts have been in vain? Oh no, maybe it's a bit scary."

"That kind of shallow and ignorant yet also has a way of cognition that is too early for today's humans. Should we say it is worthy of Lian?" Shiyu said with a smile.

"Hey, the only words you want to say are the first two adjectives, and 'too early for humans' are obviously not good words!"

"No, no, no, Kasumigaoka-san, this man is just deliberately choosing ignorance. He knows everything and forgets everything at the same time. The final result is just like Euler's formula. There is only the result of 'nothing'." Oshino Ogi explained to Shiyu with a smile.

Lian couldn't tell whether the expression on that face was criticizing his words and actions, or approving of his ideas.

An Oshino fan is just an Oshino fan, and perhaps it doesn't mean anything.

"…By the way, haven't we reached the edge of the sports field? What route are you taking, Kasumigaoka?" Lian came back to her senses.

The three teachers and students had already walked to the edge of the sports field, where a part of the track and field club was training.

"It was Teacher Oshino who came here...it wasn't me who wanted to come here." Shiyu also looked innocent.

"There's nothing to see at the sports grounds, is there?"

In response to Lian's question, Oshino Ogi squinted his eyes and smiled:

"I don't know anything, you are the one who knows."

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Chapter 81 Chapter 2 The Natural Enemy of Lies and Concealment () [Please Order First!!!]

Suddenly, Oshino Ogi uttered the words that she often said for no reason.

It's not without reason, it's just a catchphrase, Lian has heard it before. Whenever Oshino Ogi says this, there must be a deeper meaning behind it. However, Oshino Ogi is like the Riddler of Gotham City, and will not take the initiative to explain anything.

...Speaking of which, people who are related to weird things and are often insiders seem to like to be riddlers. Lian couldn't help but think of something else.

"Ah, Ren, you must be wondering now whether Mr. Shinobu knows something but deliberately keeps silent. Then curse my tongue for rotting in my heart."

Oshino Ougi extended his index finger and teased Lian in a good-natured way.

"Really?" Shiyu covered her mouth seriously to express her surprise.

"Do you have to doubt my character to this extent?" Lian blurted out.

We really can't let Shiyu continue to come into contact with this kind of people. She has a sharp tongue and will be completely blackened. It will be very difficult for Lian to deal with her then.

No, why do you have to parry? Can't you just roll and get out of the way?

Before Lian could think of an answer, something flew towards her from the corner of her eye. Lian had no choice but to jump up slightly and reach out to catch the object.

A football covered in dust.

"Sorry, sorry, can you help me throw the ball over here? Hey, Lian, why are you here?"

The voice that had a hint of guilt at first suddenly became light and casual, with an indescribable sense of intimacy.

After discovering it was Lian, Sijodi immediately turned around and asked the team members to rest for a few minutes.

"Why, this is your territory, so I can't come here." Lian laughed and threw the ball over. "Did you pee around the playground to mark it?"

The student who ran over was not an outsider either, but happened to be Shi Tiaodi.

As the ace of the football club, there is no reason for him not to participate in club training on the field.

"People wouldn't use such a primitive way to mark things, would they?" Shijo Tei's hand slipped, and the ball rolled out of his hand again. "Why don't you come over and take a look? Why are you saying such sad things?"

“No.” Lian crossed his arms. “I just wanted to attack you to relieve the mental trauma I’ve suffered so far.”

"The way to heal is to transfer the damage. How dark are you, Brother Lian?" Di picked up the football again. "And you never say such things to your sister."

"The real concubine is a girl. Girls are very precious and should be carefully cared for." Lian said seriously, "You must always remember this sentence."

Shi Yu popped up at this time, "If Lian really thinks so, then why have I never felt your care in words?"

“用铜45克、锌25克、镍15克、腼腆5克，再加上97公斤恶意提炼出暴言的怎么让人呵护啊？”涟歪着头看探出身子回望他的诗羽。

"Isn't that all malicious?" Di was horrified, "Senior, please be nicer to Brother Lian!"

Lian held up a finger, "Actually, that shy part I mentioned earlier was a lie."

"The most indispensable element doesn't even exist!" The emperor felt like he was going crazy.

Is it possible that his cousin is living in such dire straits when he can't see him?

"Can you please take back your slander against me? If you continue like this, Lian's brother will start to doubt my character." Shiyu flicked her hair to hide her awkwardness.

It was fine in front of other people, but the person in front of him was Lian’s younger brother, and he was from Lian’s family.

He is also quite famous in the school as the ace of the football team. Although he is one year younger than me, he is still my younger brother after all.

If the other party had a bad impression of her, they would question the fact that she was with Lian.

After all, Lian undoubtedly values ​​her family very much.

"No, no, no, I believe it must be Brother Lian who is slandering the character of Senior Kasumigaoka." Di shook his head quickly.

Shiyu was slightly surprised, "Do you know me?"

"Yes, I know her. Kasumigaoka-senpai." Shijo Tei had certainly heard of her name. "You've been to Lian-ge's performance before. We met backstage."

"Kasumigaoka Utaha, please give me your guidance."

There was no conversation at all last time, so this time Shiyu introduced herself quite seriously in order to leave a good impression.

Well-behaved, quiet, elegant, a flower from the top of the mountain.

In an instant, all the words can be perfectly reflected in Shiyu.

"No, no, it's me who wants to ask senior like Kasumigaoka to take care of my brother." Di agreed with a smile.

"It's better to say that he takes care of me a lot." Shiyu was shy at the right level.

The emperor widened his eyes and said in a rhythmic voice, "Oh~~~~~"

"Oh your head!"

Then he was kicked by Lian.

"Don't be fooled by her. This guy is not a gentle and reliable archangel. He is just a devil who plays with people's hearts."

"But I'm still quite surprised that you're so caring, Brother Lian."

Lian didn't use much force, so Di stepped aside and continued to stand there and talk.

"Who do you think taught you musical skills?" Lian smiled as brightly as a spring mountain, with veins bulging on his forehead.

"...Ahahaha..." The emperor laughed dryly, "By the way, what on earth are you guys doing here--"

He also noticed that the "young man" who came with Lian and Shiyu was looking at this side with a smile on his face.

"Well..." Lian shrugged.

Shiyu coughed and explained softly, pinching her throat: "This is the new intern teacher, Shinobu Ogi. It seems that she knew Lian before. She happened to meet us and together they became the teacher's guide for a tour of the school."

After the introduction, Oshino Ogi just smiled and nodded in greeting without saying much, as if he still intended to be a background board.

"Oh, I see—" Di reacted and moved closer to Lian, "Is this really not the mission of Mr. Hanekawa? Brother Lian, you are an old mission master."

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll beat you up." Lian raised his hand, and his fingers closed one by one, making a very exaggerated crunching sound.

Emperor retreated again and again, "No, no, no—"

"Forget it. You still have to train. Is it really okay for you to talk to me here?" Lian raised an eyebrow. "You went out for a training camp during the Golden Week. The day of the selection competition is coming soon, right?"

"Well... it's almost here." Di forced a smile, "Brother Lian will come to see us then, right?"

"Well, go and refuel with your sister." Lian pursed his lips and looked at the reluctant Sijo Tei, "By the way... can I ask you something?"

"what?"

"If a football team goes on the field, there should be more than eleven players, right?"

"Including the substitutes, there are about 17 or 18 players who can play."

"Really..." Lian nodded slowly and sighed, "Then why are there so few people in the football club today? They have just started training, right?"

Chapter 82: Predators of Delay and Procrastination (1)

Although he possesses physical strength and athleticism that would be the envy of any athlete, Lian has no intention of showing them off, nor does he intend to make full use of them in any sport.

Getting good grades in physical education classes in a perfunctory manner and coping with all things that require physical activity in a perfunctory manner are the basic coping strategies in human society.

Therefore, Lian knew very little about sports. Even basketball was just an elective course she took not long ago and she had only learned some basic rules.

It has been half a year since Ren came to the private Fengzhizaki Academy, and during this time he has hardly ever been to the sports field.

Even though he knew that Di was joining the football club here.

On the other hand, Shijo Tei did not force his brother to come over to watch him train. After all, Lian was not interested, and if he rashly showed up at the sidelines of the sports field, it would attract extra attention and disrupt everyone's practice.

If there is any sport that Lian is relatively familiar with, it is football.

Rules, number of players, winning and losing decisions, foul decisions, Lian tried to understand the most basic knowledge as much as possible because he didn't want to be clueless when facing his younger brother.

However, because he had never been here before, Lian began to have doubts about the football club.

"Why are there so few people in the soccer club?"

Formal matches require eleven players to play. During training, considering the number of players, it is common to divide the starting lineup and substitutes into two groups for training.

However, at a glance, most of the members who were playing football on the field just now and now went to the sidelines to drink water and rest, totaled only fifteen or sixteen people.

Lian quickly confirmed this fact with his extraordinary vision.

The reason is simple. Tei, who was supposed to study at Shuchiin, came to Toyonosaki simply because he wanted to play football with his friends and enter the national competition, so he studied here.

In exchange, he even scored the highest in the country on mock exams to win his parents' approval.

And if the football club he was fighting for was such a weak and under-represented club, Lian would also be worried.