I'm a weird expert in Japan

The sound of the piano echoed in the teaching building.

"What an unromantic piano sound." Lian said suddenly.

"It sounds good, could it be that human instruments irritate Mr. Bat's overly sensitive ears?"

"I mean the way it's played, the piano is almost crying, don't you think?"

“That’s a very meaningful statement.”

"No, just the most superficial kind."

Shiyu tilted her head, "Are you mocking my superficial knowledge of music?"

"How did you know that!" Lian exclaimed in disbelief.

"...I actually lost the verbal battle to a bat. What a huge shame."

"He actually admitted defeat..." Lian was surprised again.

"Don't be complacent. I'm afraid there aren't many things you can be complacent about." Shi Yu said bluntly, "Giving up a little bit won't diminish the fact that I've won against you many times."

"Your competitive spirit is really... based on very strange things."

"Yeah, I also think it's unreasonable to be competitive with a bat."

"You know it's irrational, but you still say it."

"Because Mr. Bat doesn't seem to have many friends. After all, there are no friends of his kind who can talk. And most humans would be scared, so I had no choice but to talk to you reluctantly so that you can continue to be able to speak human language."

"Hey, don't go too far."

"Don't mind me, I'm just stating the objective facts."

"Is that my superpower?"

"Isn't it?" Shiyu exclaimed in disbelief

"You actually used my spell against me."

"Don't underestimate my learning ability. It's at least better than yours."

"After all, he is an excellent student who deserves to be commended."

"Oh? You actually admitted it honestly."

"There's no point in denying it."

"Whoosh-"

Then, Shiyu laughed happily.

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Chapter 6: The extraordinary development is more important than "catching an adulterer".

What should you generally do after encountering a supernatural event?

The more timid will seek forgiveness at a shrine or church, while the more foolish will throw themselves into the arms of vicious cults.

People with average courage might seek a talisman for peace of mind, or try to find a more scientific way.

But if it was a talking bat that said to you "I need your help", after confirming the fact that bats can speak like humans, which is not in line with modern science, it is inevitable that you would have expectations after hearing it.

For example, it starts an extraordinary journey that is beyond common sense.

Kasumigaoka Utaha had been looking forward to it secretly, especially when incredible problems had happened to her, she had already been mentally prepared enough to face the extraordinary things that might happen.

However, the bat named Lian said, "Just call the police."

It was such an ordinary request that her brain almost crashed the moment she heard it.

It's too normal.

Even though it seemed very unusual coming from a bat, nothing changed.

After a few twists and turns, after school on the day of entering the third year of high school, Kasumigaoka Utaha accompanied... or rather took this talkative bat with her, on the journey to meet the inspector named Araragi Koyomi.

"It's quite a distance to the destination. If necessary, you should find a bus and take it." Lian stopped at Shiyu's shoulder and reminded her, "I can hide in my schoolbag."

"That's a great proposal. Let's do it." Shiyu walked to the bus parked in front of the platform and went straight to the last row and sat down.

There weren't many people on the bus, and the whole bus seemed particularly deserted.

"How does it feel to take the bus?" Shiyu put her schoolbag on her thighs and let Lian fall on it. She stared at Lian with interest and said.

Lian raised her head and responded in a low voice, "It's been a while since I last said anything."

"I thought you would say it's fresh."

"Before I could drive, I would take the bus, subway or taxi."

"That's a very common answer, especially the replacement condition. Why not 'fly'?"

"How can humans fly?"

“The conditions for being able to fly are very simple. As long as you believe that you can fly, you can fly.”

"That's nothing. Idealism should have its limits..."

"By the way, this is called 'personal reality', and establishing this thing is a prerequisite for the development of super powers."

Lian couldn't make a loud sound and could only look at her speechlessly, "So it turns out to be a Chuunibyou..."

In response, Shiyu smiled happily, "Assuming that Bat-kun is a human, he should be very familiar with otaku culture."

“Well… I guess so.” Lian made a gesture similar to folding his arms, “But compared to my friends, I’m nothing.”

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Shiyu covering her mouth with an expression of surprise and doubt.

"The friend you are talking about, is that you yourself?"

"Unfortunately, I don't know how to split myself into two people." Lian said unhappily, "And, from the definition of a nerd, girls like you should be considered as having a sharp tongue. Of course, if you are just foul-mouthed, then just ignore what I said."

"That's really too much. I pay a lot of attention to my oral problems, and there is no bad smell at all."

"Don't change the subject—" Lian was speechless, "To be honest, I think even Marie Antoinette is more humble and polite than you."

"So she died on the guillotine."

"How come it becomes a bad inducement for you..."

"Yeah, what's going on?"

Shiyu answered with a smile and looked at the street view outside.

The setting sun just happened to shine into the car from the other side of the window, like an exquisite spotlight, pushing half of her face into the shadow, and the smile on her pretty face inexplicably appeared lonely.

Suddenly, Lian recalled what happened during the day. Although she only had classes in the afternoon, Kasumigaoka Utaha did not speak to any of her classmates on the first day of school.

This fact made her loneliness seem extremely real.

Lian was just about to change the situation of being unilaterally verbally attacked and ask about Shiyu's situation, when he noticed that a hint of surprise suddenly appeared on Shiyu's face.

Following her gaze outside, the bus was passing in front of a cafe.

At a window seat, a boy named Tomoya Aki was talking to a girl with short hair.

Bats are said to have good eyesight, but Lian cannot appreciate the benefits of this form now.

Except for slightly enhanced hearing.

Is this a date? Lian thought casually.

And connect this with the double-standing up incident in the audio-visual classroom just a moment ago.

Regardless of whether it was a date or not, breaking a date without reason is a bit... indescribable.

"Do you want to get off?" Lian asked the question that concerned him most.

If he got out of the car and rushed over now, it would be the most reasonable decision for Kasumigaoka Utaha, but it would be too painful for him.

——If we delay any longer, it will be dark. When will I be able to meet Araragi Koyomi?

“…No need.” Shiyu retracted her gaze, “I’ve already been stood up anyway.”

"Don't force it, your expression is ugly."

“How ugly is it?”

"After tracing it, I can use it to make a pattern for the Tengu mask."

"Really?" Shiyu closed her eyes.

Lian originally thought that saying something sharp would provoke Shiyu's counterattack, but she actually accepted it.

Lian, who felt that his speech was full of flaws, began to feel embarrassed.

"In the eyes of the beholder, I look like that."

"I was just joking. It's not that exaggerated." Lian made a helpless gesture. "Are you sure you don't want to get off the car?"

"Didn't I promise you something?" Shiyu stretched out her finger and stopped in front of Lian. "Although I am not a person who strictly abides by ethics, it is not my style to go back on my word after making a promise."

Having said that, another reason for giving priority to this side is the mysterious condition surrounding her.

"Just talk, don't point at me." Lian covered her mouth and nose, "My nose is starting to itch."

"If you have a nosebleed, please look away. And did you peek at my underwear?"

"Underwear? I've seen you naked before, and you only care now?"

"What do you think?"

"good body."

"It's really obscene."

"Who told you to ask? I can't tell lies." Lian glared at Shiyu.

"I thought you could give a different comment, but you turned out to be just like the other boys. Since you're a bat, I won't sue you for sexual harassment."

"It seems that getting along with a guy like you requires extraordinary patience."

Lian decided to put away her previous worry about her.

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Chapter 7: Iron-blooded, Cold-blooded, Hot-blooded Vampires (1)

Before the meeting, Kasumigaoka Utaha only called the Metropolitan Police Department, and then the call was transferred to Araragi Koyomi, and she said a few words to the other party.

"Lian wants to seek your help."

Araragi Koyomi didn't ask any questions, just agreed and specified the meeting place.

Even who Kasumigaoka Utaha was was not investigated.

Thinking back on that incident now, Shiyu still finds it very confusing.

"Could it be that the police chief is a very pushy person?" She said to Lian as she walked towards the meeting place.

One of the bases is the other person's clean and transparent high-range voice.

"Judging a person's characteristics based on his voice is too superficial, isn't it?" Lian couldn't help but express his doubts.

"But most of the time, the voice reflects the essence of the person." Shiyu said, "For example, Bat-kun is a silly character with no heart, no lungs, and no brains."

"Then I basically have nothing left, okay!"