I'm a weird expert in Japan

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"Then call the speech police."

"Even if they are real police, they may not be able to do anything to you." Lian was speechless. "Anyway, don't say this kind of thing to a man casually, otherwise that man will crawl over to you even if he has to -"

"Done?"

"It's humane destruction!" Lian raised his voice and said firmly, "Don't you have anything else in your mind?"

"Who made me face a naked bat? And if a bat turns into a human, it will be a naked human." Shiyu took the schoolbag behind her. "JK is walking and chatting with a naked guy. If it appears on TV, it must be completely mosaiced and broadcast late at night, right?"

"Just this point of JK is a complete failure!"

"what……"

"what?"

pat-

"Oh……"

A slight female scream was heard.

It is neither as soft as a beautiful girl, nor as absolutely generous as a lady from a noble family, but it sounds clear, as if small water drops are bouncing on not-so-solid ice, the clear sound of breaking out of a shell.

Shiyu wanted to remind Lian that it was not safe to hover backwards like this, but before she could open her mouth, Lian, who had already reached the corner, bumped into someone.

And he is a teacher in the school.

"Teacher Hanekawa..." She greeted the teacher named Hanekawa Tsubasa.

This teacher is responsible for the Chinese classes of Shiyu's class, as well as several other classes.

She simply tied her long hair with a rubber band and wore a pair of frameless round glasses. She looked well behaved, serious, and had a very high reputation among the students.

Still very young, seems to be less than 25 years old.

With a teacher like this, even Shiyu, who is very casual towards school teachers, can't help but be cautious in front of Mr. Hanekawa Tsubasa.

But right now, the reason why Shiyu felt like she was walking on thin ice was because of Lian.

The ripple hit teacher Hanekawa's forehead, and she unconsciously caught it with her hand while falling.

"It hurts, it hurts..." Teacher Hanekawa opened her eyes, "It's Kasumigaoka-san, haven't you gone home yet?"

As soon as the teacher finished speaking, he noticed the object in his hand.

"Huh? Why are there bats in the school?"

"This is..." Shiyu was about to explain.

Lian had revived and was uttering incoherent groans.

I thought this guy would let the cat out of the bag, but Lian seemed to wake up faster. After seeing Teacher Hanekawa, he showed an embarrassed expression that could be seen at a glance.

"Ah...what a well-behaved bat." Teacher Hanekawa stretched out his finger to touch it with great interest.

Then, Shiyu saw a very inappropriate situation. When teacher Hanekawa's fingers touched her forehead, Lian's expression showed shyness and satisfaction, as if she had experienced the greatest bliss in the world.

"Is this Kasumigaoka-san's pet?" Teacher Hanekawa raised her head and smiled. "Pets are not allowed in school."

Shiyu looked away and explained calmly, "I found this at school and was just about to release it."

"I see." Teacher Hanekawa nodded continuously, seeming to accept this statement, and returned Lian to Shiyu.

When Shiyu reached out her hand to hold Lian, Teacher Hanekawa leaned down again, stared at Lian and said with a smile: "See you another day, cute little bat-kun."

Lian nodded subconsciously.

"You even nodded, how cute--" Teacher Hanekawa praised.

Although she felt that there was something behind the words, Shiyu still chose to leave as soon as possible, "I still have to go to the club, so I'll excuse myself first."

"Well, go home early."

"Yes."

I dismissed the teacher unexpectedly easily. Although the last words were worrying, now——

"You seem to be in heat now, your whole body is starting to turn red."

"Eh? Is this true?" Lian checked himself hurriedly, "No! I'm not a lobster!"

"Then it's a crab in heat."

"Hey……"

"So you like that type." Shiyu said faintly.

Lian waved her claws, "What are you talking about... That teacher is pretty and gentle, completely different from that sharp-tongued JK."

"Then why don't you go find Mr. Hanekawa?"

"That's right." Lian said and flew up to chase after him.

But the next second, Shiyu caught him, "ERO Heat Source, please stop harassing the teacher."

"Has my status been reduced from a biological being to an organic being?"

"You heard it right."

"I really doubt how you have survived all these years without being beaten to death."

"How can we treat humans the same way as we treat animals that obey our desires?"

"...I don't want to continue complaining about this joke..."

Section 5 Chapter 2 A problematic journey ()

Soon, Shiyu arrived at the audio-visual classroom while holding Lian in her hand.

When she opened the door, a very uninhibited female voice came from inside.

"Let me be clear, I have no intention of accepting it. I just happened to come to this classroom to check out the equipment. We will use it for class tomorrow. As for what you said, it's not wrong for me to listen to it."

This is a textbook-level tsundere speech. It would be a waste of talent not to write a popular textbook on tsundere.

"That's a really commendable ambition, Sawamura-san," said Shiha.

"Xiaxiaxiaxiaxiaxia...Kasumigaoka Utaha!" The girl screamed and rushed to the back of the classroom, looking at Utaha at the door.

"Could you please stop calling people by their full names, Sawamura Spencer Eriri-san?"

"It's the same for you... it doesn't matter if you add a honorific." Lian complained in a low voice.

Before he could finish his words, he felt Shiyu's strength increasing, so for the sake of his own safety he chose to keep silent for the time being.

The mixed-race girl in front of me, named Sawamura Spencer Eriri, has silky blonde hair like a work of art and skin as white as porcelain. She is the focus of everyone's attention wherever she goes.

"Why are you here!?"

Eriri's attention was completely on Shiyu, and she didn't even notice that she was still holding the bat in her hand.

“I want to ask this question now.”

"Could it be that you were also attacked by Renye——"

"I had a feeling when he said he wanted to make a game, but I didn't expect he would ask you to do the character design."

"What was that idiot thinking when he asked a shady girl like you to write the script?"

"If that's the case, is it okay for you, a fake lady who looks perfect but is a complete loser on the inside, to draw illustrations?"

"Who are you calling a loser? I'm not alone, after all. I'm not like you who have no friends!"

"It's about time you wake up from your fantasy. Delusions are difficult to cure."

"At the end of the day, don't just fall for what that idiot says, you lonely girl."

"I don't want to be criticized by you for doing the same thing as me."

"I want to go back."

"Really? Then please go back."

"Do you mean to stay? To believe such nonsense?"

"There's no need for me to say that to you." Shiyu raised an eyebrow.

As a result, Eriri did not go back and Shiyu remained here.

The two people seemed to be competing with each other and neither of them would give in.

Of course, Lian was glad that she hadn't been noticed.

As the clock moved from 4:30 to 5:10, the person I was waiting for still didn't show up.

"What on earth is that guy doing..." Eriri bit her fingers.

"It looks like we've been stood up." Shiyu stood up, "Or maybe he's found a new woman and is dating her..."

"Date, date, date, date--" Ying Lili's face turned red.

"What do you think? Do you want to chase after them and catch them cheating?" Shi Yu said provocatively.

At this moment, "Sicilian Dance" suddenly echoed in the classroom. Ying Lili took out her mobile phone helplessly and was instantly shocked.

"…Not good! It's already this time!"

"It's just past five o'clock. It's not even time to leave school."

"Who told you this!"

Eriri hung up her phone and ran out of the classroom.

"Ah, has the plane arrived? Can I come pick you up now?"

"Hmm...my parents are returning to their country, so why do they take it so seriously?" Shiyu was curious about Eriri's reaction and seemed to be thinking about something.

Because the force holding her loosened a lot, Lian broke free from Shiyu's hand and flew out, "Although it's almost done..."

"What?" Shiyu, who was thinking, thought she had misheard.

"Nothing, did I say we can go now?" Lian landed on her shoulder, "I've already taught you how to get in touch with the Police Department. Don't tell me you didn't remember it."

"I don't remember."

"Hey……"

"Try a joke to liven up the atmosphere. Don't be so rigid."

"Now that you've been stood up, Ms. Kasumigaoka Utaha, are you going to help me or catch the adulterer?"

Shiyu was stunned for a moment, "Why do you think I will go?"

"intuition."

"It's a beast indeed."

“Hum… hum… ahhhhhhhh——!” Lian let out a strange cry.

Shiyu covered her face, "You cooperated too much."

She stood up from her seat and walked out the door.

"Let's go and meet the deputy inspector you mentioned, and record the process of bats evolving into humans."

“Even if you write a paper, no one will believe it.”