I'm a weird expert in Japan

This time, An Yi took a step forward and said, "Anyway, please let me say this one last time. I'll wait for you in the audio-visual classroom after school!"

Although the voice is loud, it gives people a feeling of being powerful on the outside but weak on the inside.

After saying this, he ran away from the rooftop.

There is no doubt that it is an instinctive fear of becoming food for bats.

——Even if it’s just a possibility.

After seeing the rooftop door closed, Lian Fei stood up and listened carefully, and said, "Thanks to you, I have been completely stigmatized."

However, Shiyu did not choke back, and looked stunned, "Why now, Tomoya-kun?"

She wasn't answering Lian, it was more like she was talking to herself.

"Yeah, I wanted to say that, too." Lian floated up and down in the air, "He said he would take me to see the police after school. If you plan to accept his invitation, will it delay my visit?"

"Are you in a hurry?" Shiyu picked up the bag beside her, opened it, and took out a pineapple bun wrapped in plastic paper.

"You would be anxious too if it were you." Lian was speechless.

Shiyu smiled and stretched out her hand, motioning Lian to fall into her palm.

Once there is a first time, there will be a second time. After Shiyu caught Lian, she gently placed her hands on her legs. "Have you read my book?"

"Why are you asking?"

"Just now I saw that you seemed to react to the name 'Xia Shizi'."

"Because I've read that book, but I didn't expect it to be you." Lian fiddled with his head with his claws.

"What do you think?"

"Not bad." Lian said casually.

"Is it."

A bat who claims to have been human and is familiar with Lady Chatterley's Lover may have actually read his own book.

If Lian was indeed cursed to become this kind of human...

Shiyu suddenly thought of someone.

But judging by this guy's attitude, he probably won't admit it.

He pinched a small piece of pineapple bun and handed it over.

"What?" Lian looked at the piece of bread that was almost as big as her head.

“Feed the pet.”

"I don't remember being your pet."

"Come on, tell me." Shiyu slowed down her tone, "I want to be Miss Kasumigaoka's dog."

"Are you a bad woman from somewhere? And I'm a bat, not a dog!"

"I finally accepted the fact that I am a bat."

"I'm not a bat either!" Lian corrected hastily, snatching the piece of bread and eating it.

Shiyu looked at Lian holding a piece of bread in her paws and eating it, and unexpectedly found it very cute. She couldn't help but poke her pointy ears with her hands.

"Don't touch me, or I'll bite you!"

"Just bite it. Rabies vaccine is not expensive. I can afford it."

"I may not be a human, but you are a real dog." Lian said in a hurry.

Shiyu didn't take it seriously and laughed happily, "What was the name of the police officer you asked me to meet? Araragi Koyomi?"

"No... I've been mispronounced many times since my student days in the police department..." Lian corrected him while eating, "It tastes good."

"It's because this name is so hard to pronounce that I bit my tongue."

"You did it on purpose."

"Bite the lottery."

"I didn't mean to do that!" Lian sighed after complaining, "Mr. Li had a hard time when he was young."

"Oh? Tell me."

"This is a long story."

"Then keep your story short."

"A shorter lunch break wouldn't be enough."

"Then let's skip class this afternoon. Anyway, Mr. Hanekawa, the first Chinese class in the afternoon, is not very strict."

"You are a writer, right? At least don't skip Chinese!" Lian Yi said sternly.

"If you skip class, I can take you to see the police."

"Uh..." Lian was in a dilemma.

"By the way, can that police officer help you solve your current problem?"

"The short answer is 'yes'."

"Hmm..." Shiyu made a meaningful sound, "It sounds like a lot of details are being concealed."

"The devil is in the details." Lian licked his paw and said, "Anyway, I don't want to continue like this. The Police Department is the only one I can ask for help now."

Shiyu picked up the juice, took a sip, and handed it to Lian.

"Forget about this. Aren't you afraid of getting contaminated with germs?"

"Then I'll just fall to the floor."

"Let alone the idea that you treat me as a stray cat, at least please keep the rooftop clean!" Lian said, and suddenly stopped.

Shiyu also raised her head, "Ah, someone is playing the piano."

"The Black Key Etude..."

"It's music again this time. You always come up with something new for me." Shiyu narrowed her eyes and gently tickled the other's abdomen.

"Don't, don't touch it... It's very ticklish here..." Lian laughed breathlessly.

Shiyu didn't care and continued to tickle him. She finally stopped when Lian had no strength left to laugh and lay straight on her legs as if he was about to die.

"There's always a chance of something happening. What if you can't change back?"

"do not know."

"Don't you want to find an owner?"

"I won't be your dog... Don't even think about it in this life..." Lian complained weakly.

"Then in the next life, I will give you a horrifying memory that you will never forget even if you enter Yomi Hirasaka."

"You are indeed a demon!"

"So why did you fall back to this situation?" Shiyu did not insist and asked while biting the pineapple bun.

"Didn't I say it was cursed?"

"By whom?"

"I don't know. When I came to my senses, I had turned into a bat." Lian looked at himself helplessly.

"Is that police inspector an expert on this subject?"

"No, but it's right to find him."

"This kind of uncertain statement is really worrying." Shiyu looked thoughtful.

"Don't be too curious about 'weirdness'. You will regret it when you get entangled by it." Lian said something like a warning.

"Are you warning me?"

"It's a reminder, as a way of repaying you for taking care of me temporarily."

"What a loyal bat."

"I've told you many times... I'm not a bat..." Lian said this, but she started rolling on Shiyu's legs like a tamed pet bat. "Don't just ask me, is that guy with glasses your ex-boyfriend?"

"No."

"That's my secret crush."

"Not at all."

"Can you be more uncooperative?"

"can."

"..."

Lian was speechless for a moment, and Shiyu's smile deepened, poking Lian's abdomen with her fingers.

“Oh… stop it… I’m so happy…” Lian screamed in ecstasy.

"Stop screaming... You smell like a virgin."

"Then why don't you demonstrate to someone who is not a virgin...wait, are you finally acknowledging the fact that I am a human being?"

"No, virgin bat."

"A virgin or a bat? Choose one for me!"

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Section 4 Chapter 1 A problematic journey ()

A lot of things were said, but the option of "going to the audio-visual classroom" was added to the itinerary for meeting the police.

In addition, Kasumigaoka Utaha would lie down and sleep during class, and no one would call her after school.

Only after the classroom was completely empty could Lian crawl out of the drawer and wake Shiyu up with her claws.

"I thought you had returned to your human form and dared to shout in the classroom, but it turns out you are still the same."

Kasumigaoka Utaha yawned and uttered words that sounded slightly disappointed.

Of course, the tone was more like gloating.

"I would like to." Lian flapped his wings. "Now that he has regained his human form, he is also naked. If this is the diving department, I would consider it."

"Then shall I prepare you another glass of water of life?"

"Do you think a mere flammable oolong tea can do anything to me?" Lian snorted indifferently, "Didn't I say that I had to go to the audio-visual classroom? If you don't want to go, then get on the road quickly."

"That's an unlucky thing to say."

"Then go quickly."

“This time it’s getting really erotic.”

"It's because your mind is full of these things that everything I say sounds abnormal." Lian exclaimed.

Shiyu raised her arms, stretched, picked up the schoolbag hanging on the table, stood up and walked out of the classroom.

"You look very bad."

"Why are you suddenly concerned about me? What's wrong with you?" Shi Yudan asked with a smile, closing her eyes.

"If you fall down on the road, I can't help you call the police."

"Can't you contact that deputy inspector yourself?" Shiyu pinched her chin, "Is it possible that I'm the only one who can understand what you're saying? Even though it's a bit cliché, it's still very much to my taste."

"You have a strong possessiveness." Lian felt powerless. "I only talked to you because I let it slip. After all, anyone would scream out when seeing a naked woman appear in their field of vision."

"If it's a man, he would consider jumping on her before screaming."

"That's just a pervert or a sex demon."

"It's a pity that Mr. Bat is just an inhumane bat."

"Do you know what verbal violence is?"