I'm a weird expert in Japan

"Oh, it's pretty good." Shiyu said casually, "By the way, my name is——"

She then wrote "Kasumigaoka Utaha" on it.

"Kasumigaoka Utaha, please remember this."

"Are you looking down on me?" Lian looked speechless... or powerless.

"Yeah." Shiyu answered very sincerely.

"Damn it!" Lian cursed.

"It can speak English... It's better than a parrot." Shiyu praised it and clapped her hands softly, "Oh no, since it's a bat, it's not surprising that it can speak English. How about saying something in Romanian?"

"Cogito, ergo sum."

"It's actually Latin, 'I think, therefore I am'. This bat is very philosophical." Shiyu continued to clap.

Lian looked at Shiyu clapping her hands in silence. She suddenly put down her pen and paper, pulled over a chair and sat opposite the bed, crossed her legs and supported her chin with one hand, looking at Lian in front of her.

"So, what are you trying to do by sneaking into my room in the middle of the night? Are you planning to transform back into a human and attack me while I'm asleep?"

"What if it is?"

"I will bite off everything on your body that can be bitten off."

"Nice teeth." Lian laughed.

Shiyu also smiled, "So what's going on?"

"I've already said that this was an accident. I was just turned into a bat, and while escaping, I accidentally flew into an open window and ended up knocking myself out."

"What a reckless... natural bat man."

"It was very reckless." Lian did not deny it, "But it is also a fact that I have turned into a bat now."

"So is there anything I can do?"

"So kind?"

"No, I'm just asking, not necessarily helping." Shiyu said lazily, "Besides, if it's like the frog prince in the fairy tale, who needs a princess' kiss to recover, I can't help you."

"You're not a princess. Even if there is such a method, it's not your turn."

"It seems you don't know where you stand yet, Mr. Bat."

Shiyu said, reaching out to grab Lian.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Lian dodged backwards and flapped his bat wings to leave the bed.

"Uh-oh——"

Lian, who was not used to flying, turned around the room randomly like a paper airplane out of control.

Crack! Bang! Boom!

Small objects in the room kept being knocked over, so much so that Shiyu couldn't bear to watch.

She closed her eyes.

Until the sound died down, Shiyu raised her eyes again, found Lian who had fainted on the floor next to the bookshelf, and picked her up.

"Ahh... I just wanted to scare you, is there any need to hide like this?"

Lian shook his head a few times before opening his eyes. "Anyway, you have captured me now. You can kill me or chop me up as you please."

"Then just flush it down the toilet. It shouldn't clog it."

"Are you a demon?!"

"How could that be? I am an archangel, responsible for punishing demons."

"It seems that this is the end for me." Lian looked away, "How can the heaven be so unkind to me?"

"Zhuge Kongming?" Shiyu put Lian back on the bed. "I'm beginning to believe that you are actually a human being, Bat Lian."

"It sounds as cool as Batman, but I'm not a bat!" Lian held his head with his claws.

"So back to the topic just now, do you really need a kiss from a woman? Or a man? Or a shemale? The last one is a bit difficult, but I can help you find a shemale bar."

“…I don’t need any of them.”

Lian put down her claws and told Shiyu word by word:

"Just call the police."

Chapter 2: The Eavesdropper Hiding in the Hair (1)

"He actually fell asleep during the commendation ceremony at the entrance ceremony. How dignified."

During the lunch break after the opening ceremony, Kasumigaoka sat on a bench on the rooftop reading a book and waiting for the afternoon class to start.

An unscrupulous voice sounded in my ears.

It was last night, when she was taking a shower, a little bat broke into the room and called itself "Lian".

It was flapping its wings and hovering above her right shoulder, talking about random things.

"Anyway, the teacher turns a blind eye to my affairs. As long as I can produce good results, no one will have any objections."

"At least I can see that the teachers' expressions are very reluctant."

"Can you see it?"

"Who put me in the pocket of my skirt?"

"Yeah, who is it? It's better to just stay in the bag."

"Don't you have any mercy at all?"

"Yes, I am doing you a favor by chatting with you like this." Shiyu turned the page of the book, "You are the first person who dares to disturb me when I am reading... a bat?"

“Hopefully there will be a second one in the future.”

"So, talking bats are a species, right? Please introduce them to me."

"I am a human being!"

"I hope there's a bat that speaks less arrogantly." Shiyu responded calmly.

"What a coincidence. I also want to see if there are any talking bats." Lian descended a little, hovering between her and the pages of the book. "Lady Chatterley's Lover, is it really a good idea to read such a book in school?"

"Just because you can say something like that doesn't mean you've seen it too?"

"A wonderful book in every sense of the word. Be careful not to let others see it."

"Anyway, the lecherous Mr. Bat probably only went there for the sake of the many descriptions of that kind of thing in the book."

"Superficial, is that all you can see?" Lian flew up and flapped his wings in front of Shiyu.

"So, the Talking Lustful Heat Source has a deep understanding of this book."

“Where do you want to start?” Lian flapped her wings. She was barely in this form now. Even though the wind on the rooftop was strong, she could still control her flying posture. “Connie? Cliff? Or Mellas?”

Shiyu was about to speak, but she saw the little bat suddenly show a alert expression, then jump behind her shoulder and hide under her long hair.

"I'm talking to you--" Shiyu turned her head slightly.

Click——

The door to the rooftop was pushed open.

"Sure enough, it's here." The boy wearing glasses walked up to the rooftop carrying a paper bag and walked towards Shiyu. "What are you looking at, senior?"

"Nothing." Shiyu reached out and held down her hair.

Lian was now hidden between the back of her neck and her hair.

"Oh..." The boy with glasses put the paper bag next to her, "You haven't had lunch yet anyway."

Shiyu didn't respond and continued reading.

"Can I sit next to you?"

"If you show affection for no reason, you are either a traitor or a thief." Shi Yu asked calmly, "If you don't have any purpose, you won't come to see the woman you dumped before. So which side are you on?"

"Don't use the kind of speaking method that can easily be misunderstood! Especially the questioning method that sets up a trap with a premise!" The boy with glasses complained hurriedly.

Shiyu held the book in her hands and stopped talking.

Use this gesture to signal the other person that it is okay to continue speaking.

So the boy with glasses handed her a piece of printed paper, and she took it and looked through it.

About two minutes later, the boy continued to speak.

“How is my business plan? This is my first time writing something like this, but it would be great if you could give me some advice… And if you could agree to my more shameless requests, then I would… uh eh eh eh eh…”

The boy didn't finish his words before he began to gasp for air.

Shiyu had already crumpled up the "plan" into a ball and threw it to the other party.

"Garbage to garbage, dregs to dregs, dust to dust."

"My soul's masterpiece..." the boy screamed.

"I say, Ethics-kun."

"It's Tomoya, Tomoya Aki." He corrected his name.

"I don't hate your misdirected enthusiasm, your sad immaturity that has lost its goal, and your efforts that are completely wrong."

"It's been said in a few different ways, but it all means the same thing. Is it really that bad?"

"In short, it's 0 points. I don't have time to evaluate combustible waste here." Shiyu continued.

"Ahh... so merciless." Lian's whisper sounded in my ears.

"Shut up first." Shiyu retorted subconsciously.

"I didn't say anything." said Aki Tomoya.

Shiyu continued, "It looks like it's just a patchwork of familiar parts. The original source can be easily seen in all the places in the story. What's worse is that the quality is so low that it can't even be called a degraded copy. The more I look at it, the more regrettable it becomes. Anyway, I don't have time to play this kind of creative game with you now."

As she spoke, she caught Lian and held her in her palm, teasing her.

"Senior, you don't have time..." Akito stepped back in fear, "Do you mean you are busy raising bats now?"

Although she was very unwilling, Lian did not want to expose the fact that she could speak too much.

It was already troublesome enough for me to speak up rashly yesterday, and it is not a good thing that more and more people know about it.

He could only pretend to be a real pet bat, rolling back and forth in his palm along with Shiyu's fingers.

"My bat is hungry and needs some human blood. Would you like to contribute some, Mr. Ethics?"

"That's very dangerous!" An Yi continued to retreat, "And are you kidding me, Senior?"

"If you don't even have the courage to contact an unknown creature, please go back quickly."

An Yi was petrified. It was really hard to accept coming into contact with bats.

He felt like he had gotten to know Kasumigaoka Utaha again.

"I want to do it..." An Yi tried to squeeze out the words, "I want to work hard to get closer to the creators I admire. Shiyu-senpai, you said it before. I may have the talent of a creator, or I may not."

Shiyu's hand stopped, "...That's just social talk to fool you."

"The most talented girl in the history of Toyosaki Academy, and also the author of 'Love Metronome', with cumulative sales exceeding 50 copies, and a super popular female high school writer, Kasumi Utako!" Aki Tomoya pointed at Kasumigaoka Utako, "Your wise words are my last straw, Lord Buddha!"

Lian stopped rolling and lay on her back looking at Shiyu.

"Senior Shiyu... why are the bats a little strange..."

"Maybe he's hungry. Please, Lunlijun." Shiyu dragged him up with her palm, "Quick, show me your carotid artery."

"That joke is enough!" An Yi covered her neck again and stepped back.

Section 3 Chapter 2 The Eavesdropper Hiding in the Hair ()

"Anyway, since you know who I am, you should understand that I am very busy. Whether it's writing novels or raising bats." Shiyu glanced at An Yi slightly.