I'm a weird expert in Japan

"It turned out like this when I came to my senses?" Li leaned against the concrete pillar.

Shiyu nodded, "Then I would just break into the bedroom of a girl who had just gotten out of the bath."

"I already said it was an accident." Lian defended.

At that time, he felt an overwhelming sense of crisis that almost surrounded him. He had no time to think about the situation and could only fly around according to his instinct.

"Little girl, if you are subjected to any serious harassment, please feel free to contact the Metropolitan Police Department. I will not cover for him." Araragi said very seriously.

Lian glared at Araragi, "When you add up all the things you've done, it's really hard to escape death."

“…Can I go back now…” Shiyu felt a little tired.

She felt like she was expecting too much from the supernatural unfolding.

Apart from the unusual identities of the three people in front of him... Isn't it just a combination of a psychotic little girl and two perverts...

Although such a combination is also rare.

"Whatever you like." Lian flew up.

"Forget it, since I'm here, I might as well at least witness the moment you become a Buddha." Shiyu caught Lian back.

At this time, Araragi Koyomi was laughing there.

"why are you laughing?"

"No." Araragi restrained his expression.

"You were obviously smiling, I saw it all."

So Araragi couldn't hold it in again, "Nothing, just a little bit of memory of the past."

"Ka-ka--, this isn't new at all." Shinobu Oshino yawned, "Anyway, let's check the kid's car first, we'll find something."

After saying this, Shinobu Oshino seemed to blend into the night and disappeared in Araragi's shadow.

"Car?"

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Chapter 9 Good evening, Shijo-san

There was no time to ask why, Lian could only talk to herself.

The self before being transformed into a bat had indeed returned to the car.

My memory of the moment of the accident is very vague and I can't recall the specific details at all.

But since Shinobu Oshino said so, Araragi took Ren and Shiwa back to the car outside the building.

After opening the car door, he took out a bag from the passenger seat, and then the street lights in the distance waved in front of Lian.

"Although the car was transferred to the Ministry of Transportation, I was the only one who checked your car. These are the only sundries in the car, nothing special."

Shiyu took the bag and let Lian come closer to observe it.

There were only some facial tissues, rags, incense and cell phone cables, as well as the cell phone that was left in the car.

"By the way, your clothes fell beside the car. The person who parked next to you found it strange and called the police." Araragi continued, "The clothes are fine. They were placed in the trunk."

"Uh..." Lian was stunned.

"You're really naked." Shiyu covered her mouth and looked at Lian with disgust.

"Long-word——"

Lian flapped his wings.

"So there's nothing suspicious in the car," Araragi said, "so the rest is—"

"It's only the inside of the car." Lian landed from Shiyu's hands, jumped on the ground and crawled under the car.

Shiyu ignored the dust on the gravel ground and squatted down, using her cell phone flashlight to illuminate the inside. "Can you see?"

"It's OK." Lian's voice came from under the car, "This is much more convenient."

Shiyu couldn't lie down, so she couldn't see the specific situation.

"And it saves space. You can live in it forever as long as you have a cage."

"How long do you plan to continue this topic?"

"It will last almost until Mr. Bat admits that he is a pet." Shiyu said with a smile.

"Are you free?"

“It’s quite free in every sense.”

Listening to the two people bickering, Araragi didn't feel comfortable interrupting, so he opened the hood of the car and went around to the front to check.

But as expected, nothing was found. The engine, water tank, and other things were all normal.

Just when I thought there was nothing to discover, Lian's voice suddenly came.

"There seems to be something here..."

It sounds like he's struggling, like he's searching somewhere.

Shiyu was a little concerned and planned to lie down. Anyway, her clothes were dirty and she could make up an excuse to fool her parents.

However, Lian had already jumped out from under the car, holding a strange amulet-like bag in her two little paws, which was almost too big to cover Lian's bat body.

"Is this a talisman?" Shiyu picked up Lian and looked at her with her head tilted.

"Let me take a look at it for a moment—" Araragi Koyomi took the bag.

A stone-like touch came from inside, and he pinched the bottom and turned it over, and it fell into the palm of his hand.

An irregular stone with a very dark color, probably dark purple or dark blue, but lacking the transparency of a gemstone.

“That’s it.”

Oshino Shinobu showed up without warning and held out her hand to Koyomi.

"Could it be that this stone has cursed me?" Lian said half-doubtfully.

"Kacha, it's not that simple." Shinobu Oshino played with the stone. "This thing is just used to fix the result. It should have been in decline hundreds of years ago. I didn't expect to see it now - even though it's a defective product."

"I actually fell into this kind of defective product?"

"Even if it's a defective product, it's still troublesome." Shinobu Oshino said with a smile, "After all, the power is limited. At least the guy who released this curse didn't just want to turn you into a bat and end it."

"Then what is——"

"I don't know. I'm not your babysitter. I just held you when you were born." Shinobu Oshino said uninterestedly, "If you completely destroy this thing, your curse will be lifted."

As she said this, she was about to exert her strength, but Li quickly stopped her, "Wait a minute, Xiaonin!"

"What? You don't want the little brat to change back?"

“No…” Araragi turned his head and looked at Lian in Shiyu’s hand, “If we just let him change back like this, the situation will be very bad.”

Shinobu Oshino walked into the building with his hands behind his back, "Human rules are so troublesome."

Lian, understanding what he meant, immediately flew up and followed the jonin's steps, while Araragi picked up the bag of clothes on the passenger seat and followed.

After returning to the floor where Shinobu Oshino appeared just now, Lian landed on the ground and Araragi Koyomi put the bag of clothes next to her.

"Then let's solve it as soon as possible. The little brat is going crazy." Shinobu Oshino's expression was suddenly full of kindness, which was completely inconsistent with her appearance.

As she pronounced the words clearly, the "stone" was held in the palm of her hand.

As if a piece of wafer was crushed, a crisp sound was heard in the silent building, and fine sand slipped from the white hands.

As the sand settled, the wind picked up in the room, growing stronger and stronger. The outside of the building remained as quiet as usual, and the commotion only existed in this room.

The palm-sized bat - Lian, began to glow, like the light of fireflies, appearing one by one out of thin air and gradually gathering in that body.

Soon, the light became so bright that it was impossible to look directly at it, and Araragi Koyomi blocked it with his hands in time.

In the light, Lian's body began to change, her limbs continued to extend, and her bat wings gradually disappeared.

The body changes from bat to human.

The whole process was not slow and was completed in just a few seconds. In the end, the light completely illuminated the entire floor.

As the light faded, a slender male figure appeared in sight. He was thin but not weak, and his waist looked solid and strong.

Araragi Koyomi moved his hand away and showed a relieved expression - things could be said to be going very smoothly.

The light from the temporary power supply illuminated Lian's beautiful face.

A complexion so white that it is almost transparent.

Delicate facial features with soft lines.

Can't help but remind me of Bern Anderson in his youth.

His expression was indifferent and light, which suddenly gave people a feeling of moonlit night and clear breeze.

Lian squatted down expressionlessly and picked up her pants. She heard the sound of shoes rubbing against the ground.

Turning around, I saw Kasumigaoka Utaha looking at me with her arms folded.

The girl who should have been waiting outside was standing here.

And looked at him thoroughly.

"Oh……"

Lian gasped hoarsely, his brain began to tremble, and he could not utter complete words. He could only hurriedly put his clothes and pants on.

Lian was tripped by her shoes and fell to the ground. Araragi Koyomi couldn't help but close his eyes.

Lian struggled to put on his clothes, but saw Shiyu coming up to him and reaching out her hand.

"Good evening, Shijo-san."

She greeted in a quiet tone.

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Section 10 Chapter 1 Driving to school is also a kind of Versailles (confusion) ()

“Huh~~~~~~”

the next morning.

Lian held the steering wheel of the car, looked at the traffic light that had more than sixty seconds left and yawned.

It is the second day of school at the Private Fengzhizaki Academy, and Lian is driving her car to school.

Like Kasumigaoka Utaha, after the start of the school year, Shijo Ren was also promoted to the third grade of this school.

His fingers moved up and down on the steering wheel, feeling the convenience of returning to his human form after the curse was lifted.

At least I don't have to be controlled by anyone anymore...

Of course, if the Giant of Light descends on earth one day, that will be another story. Lian complained in his heart leisurely.

Seeing that the countdown of the red light was about to end, Lian rubbed her sleepy eyes, stepped on the accelerator pedal, and turned towards the school.

Lian was feeling very sleepy and was considering finding a place to park and take a nap when a light blue figure on the sidewalk flashed into his sight. He was so startled that all his sleepiness disappeared instantly.

He accelerated to catch up with the figure, stopped a little ahead of him, and then lowered the car window.

"Good morning, Mr. Hanekawa—"

Wearing a light blue dress and a sky blue top, Hanekawa Tsubasa stopped with her bag.

"Oh, isn't this Shijo-kun? You didn't come to school yesterday. I thought you were transferring to another school. You didn't even say hello." Hanekawa Tsubasa nodded with a warm smile.

I also bumped into Hanekawa Tsubasa yesterday.

A modern literature teacher at the private Toyonosaki Academy, he also serves as a life guidance teacher and the homeroom teacher of Lian's class.