I'm a weird expert in Japan

Teacher Hanekawa was already a rare talent in her high school when she was a student, and after graduation she had all kinds of amazing experiences.

It is rumored that before coming to Fengzhizaki, Mr. Hanekawa was the leader of an organization called the Erasing Border Front, and he single-handedly mediated a war in a certain area in the southern Mediterranean, turning those two countries into one country.

Because of this feat, Hanekawa Tsubasa was even banned from returning to Japan for a time.

As for how he was able to return to Japan and why he became a teacher in an ordinary high school like the private Toyonosaki Gakuen, naturally no one knows the details.

Those things are also exaggerated to the point where almost no one believes them.

Of course, Lian was one of the few exceptions who believed it.

——Because it is true.

Lian quickly got out of the car and walked around to the sidewalk. "Something happened... so I couldn't attend the opening ceremony. I will explain to the school later."

"Can you really explain this to the school?" Teacher Hanekawa's eyes were full of smiles, as if he had seen through Lian's words. "Explain it without any fabrication?"

"...I'm afraid..." Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Anyway, it looks like it's going well. I thought it would take a few more days, and I've already figured out how to help you deal with it." Teacher Hanekawa said in a relaxed tone, "I thought it would take a few more days."

"I don't want to stay like that forever." Lian spread her hands, knowing that Teacher Hanekawa probably already knew about it.

"I thought you didn't come to the entrance ceremony because you had a performance announcement or something." Teacher Hanekawa opened his eyes and looked at Lian's profile, "but you bumped into Shijo-kun who turned into a bat."

"Ahahaha..." Lian laughed awkwardly, "As expected, I can't hide it from Mr. Hanekawa. You know everything."

"I don't know everything, I only know what I know." Teacher Hanekawa said seriously: "Just pretending not to recognize you in front of Kasumigaoka-san is already very hard."

"Stop lying, teacher, do you think this kind of thing is hard?" Lian expressed his doubt without disguising it.

"Yes, pretend not to know someone in front of someone you know." Hanekawa nodded, "So Shijo-kun also needs to learn to avoid this situation."

"Even though I know this is teacher's advice, it sounds like a foreshadowing to me." Lian half-opened his eyes and wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead.

"Anyway, not all foreshadowing can be successfully resolved, especially in life." Teacher Hanekawa raised his finger and added earnestly.

"Yes, yes—" Lian agreed half seriously, "Teacher Hanekawa, are you going to school now? If it's on the way, why not take my car?"

"I say, as a teacher, I feel that it's not quite appropriate for students to drive to school by themselves." Teacher Hanekawa poked Lian's forehead with his finger with a slightly serious look.

Lian touched the back of her neck and quickly defended herself, "Ah, the school doesn't have any rules that prohibit students from driving to school. If there are no rules, then there is no prohibition. Since there is no prohibition, and I have a driver's license, of course I can legally drive to school."

"Logistically, there is no problem with this, but if you always drive to and from school by yourself, you won't be able to move around with other students." Teacher Hanekawa reminded helplessly, "I am worried about your interpersonal relationships at school."

"It's okay, it's just driving a car or something." Lian said, "At worst, I won't drive tomorrow and try to take the train to school."

Teacher Hanekawa smiled with satisfaction. "I'm not criticizing you here because I want you to do something. I'm just stating my opinion. As for how to do it, it's up to Shijo-kun to decide."

"Oh..." Lian slumped her shoulders.

"But since we've met, it's not a problem to give me a ride." Hanekawa Tsubasa glanced at his watch. "I'm sorry to bother you, Shijo-kun, because the teacher has morning roll call later."

"Hey? Do you want a ride?" Lian asked happily.

"If what Shijo-kun said just now was just polite talk, then the teacher will really have a headache."

"No, no, that's not a polite remark." Lian opened the car door and said, "Please get in."

"Thank you." Hanekawa Tsubasa sat in the passenger seat.

Then Lian ran back to the driver's seat briskly, opened the door, got in, started the car and continued to drive to school.

"So in the end, Shijo-kun is cursed?"

"It must be a curse, but Aunt Oshino refuses to explain the details." Lian muttered.

After solving the curse on Lian, Lian was about to offer honey tarts and golden chocolate donuts as a thank you gift, but Shinobu Oshino unceremoniously drained Lian's blood.

——The vampire directly cleaned out all the donuts in Mister Donut.

In terms of quantity, there were enough donuts to fill an adult bathtub for her to bathe in.

Although Lian was not short of money, she still felt a little uncomfortable when being blackmailed.

Especially the fact that Araragi Koyomi, the deputy inspector, turned a blind eye to all this and covered it up...regardless of whether the police can arrest vampires.

In short, Ren, who was bleeding heavily, decided to start referring to Araragi Koyomi as a "dereliction of duty police officer" from now on.

Section 11 Chapter 2 Driving to school is also a kind of Versailles (confusion) ()

And when Hanekawa heard Lian complaining about Shinobu Oshino, he laughed softly a few times.

"Since it is a curse, we can always find its origin. The teacher will also use his free time to look up information."

Lian was stunned for a moment, and said with a bit of embarrassment: "If it was something else, it would be fine, but to involve Mr. Hanekawa in this matter is too..."

"Don't worry about it. Although I haven't seen this level of curse many times since the day I came into contact with the 'weirdness'." Teacher Hanekawa's voice was very soft, but also full of calmness. "Who set the curse, why did they choose Shijo-kun, and what purpose they want to achieve through this curse, no matter which one is very important, isn't it?"

"I know why I was chosen..." Lian laughed dryly.

"But even so, it only eliminates one of the problems. There are still several problems waiting to be solved."

"Regarding this point... I have already asked the police officer to investigate." Lian continued, "Teacher, you see, the police know things that ordinary people don't know."

"But the police have all kinds of restrictions, right?" Teacher Hanekawa said, "And if the inspector is busy, he may not have the chance to investigate this matter."

Lian sighed, "Teacher doesn't approve?"

"No, I mean it will be more convenient for the teacher." Teacher Hanekawa smiled, "Within a small part of my ability."

“Then how big must this small part be…” Lian complained in a low voice.

"What?" Hanekawa couldn't hear clearly.

"Nothing." Lian shook his head quickly.

The campus of Private Toyonosaki Academy is slightly away from the bustling neighborhood, and the closer you get to the school, the fewer cars you can see.

The road was smooth and after a brief chat with Teacher Hanekawa, the car arrived at the entrance to the special parking lot next to the school.

"It's earlier than expected, thank you, Shijo-kun." Teacher Hanekawa raised his wrist to look at his watch.

"Nothing." Lian smiled awkwardly, "I hope the teacher can understand why I drove here."

"I think I am convinced to some extent in this case." Teacher Hanekawa seemed to think for a few seconds, "Let's not discuss this matter for now. Just make your own decision, Shijo-kun."

"Right, right? Next time if the teacher is going somewhere, you can tell me—" Lian said enthusiastically: "The teacher has my cell phone number anyway."

"I'll consider it. After all, I don't travel far on holidays. I can just take the subway if I want to go to nearby places."

Lian and Teacher Hanekawa were walking and talking. When they walked out of the parking lot gate and were about to join the other students heading to the school, the figure of Kasumigaoka Utaha came into their sight.

"Ah, good morning, Kasumigaoka--" Lian didn't think much about it, just raised her hand and greeted.

However, Shiyu just glanced at him, nodded to Teacher Hanekawa, and continued walking forward without saying a word.

"What... so indifferent..." Lian didn't chase after him, but just walked there and complained.

"It's like she doesn't even know you." After seeing this, Hanekawa lowered her voice and asked, "Wasn't it Kasumigaoka who helped you before? Did Shijo-kun bully her?"

"Who bullies her..." Lian said innocently, "She bullies me more than anything else. She always bullies me."

"In bat form, it can indeed be caught with one hand."

"Teacher Hanekawa..." Lian responded a little weakly.

Knowing that the teacher was joking, he didn't really feel that he was being wronged.

However, Sijo Lian really doesn’t understand now what the status of Kasumigaoka Utaha is.

After the curse was lifted yesterday, when Kasumigaoka Utaha came over and pulled him up, she directly called out his name.

Obviously, he recognized me directly on that occasion.

He admitted that he was careless and did not remind Shiyu that he would be naked when he turned back into human form.

Could it be that she felt uncomfortable because she saw a strange boy naked and didn't want to talk to me anymore?

Before officially talking to Shiyu, Lian, who didn't care much about school affairs, didn't even know there was such a person in the same grade.

Seeing her speaking wittily and sarcastically to herself, Lian thought she was a very talkative person.

Lian wouldn't mind if they didn't talk about it, but -

"Do you care a lot?" Teacher Hanekawa looked at Lian with narrowed eyes.

“Eh, ah…well…”

"Kasumigaoka-san is considered a problem student among the teachers. She has good grades, but she doesn't like to talk to people and doesn't participate actively in school activities." Hanekawa Tsubasa explained calmly, "She is one of the most talented girls in the school, so it's no surprise that Shijo-kun cares about her."

"It's not that." Lian sighed deeply, "I mean... there is 'that' aura about Kasumigaoka."

"Huh?" Hanekawa was also surprised, obviously not expecting Lian to say that.

In fact, Lian didn't notice it at first. Being cursed and turned into a bat also weakened his perception ability.

When Shinobu Oshino said that Shiwa was "very interesting", Lian almost didn't react for a moment.

But after he lifted the curse and regained his original senses, the "weird" aura on Shiyu could almost be said to be bursting out.

Lian, who was pulled up at the time, was very curious and moved closer...

"Oh..." Lian made a very low sound and paused.

"You must have noticed something 'abnormal' about Kasumigaoka-san and acted disrespectfully, didn't you?" Mr. Hanekawa, who was a few steps behind him, said helplessly, "You have to apologize properly."

"Too."

"Then the teacher will leave first, you just walk slowly." Teacher Hanekawa said in front and left.

Lian, who was walking slowly, did not continue to catch up, but instead held his chin and thought.

If Kasumigaoka Utaha was really haunted by a monster, then there would be a more easily explainable explanation for why I flew into her room unconsciously.

Just as Stand users are attracted to each other, there is also something that attracts weirdness to each other.

But the question is, does Kasumigaoka Utaha know that she is haunted by a monster?

Fortunately, after what happened before, whether she knew it or not, Lian could explain it without any prior work.

"Ah... this is so troublesome..."

Before one problem is solved another one arises, Lian couldn't help but mutter.

Then, the shoulders were held down from both sides.

"Hey, why are you sighing here so early in the morning?"

"Could it be that you are depressed here because you failed to transfer to another school?"

He heard some joking laughter from behind him, and he turned around to see clearly who was greeting him.

Sawamura Spencer Eriri, and——

Four Palace Dianthus.

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Regarding the specific setting of Shizhu, there are some changes compared to the previous book. I will sort it out later for old readers who came from the previous book. New readers can treat it as the original male second_(:з」∠)_

Section 12 Chapter 1 "I often feel out of tune with you because I am not silly enough" ()

"Kasumigao Hill?"

Hearing Lian's question, Shigong Shizhu paused slightly while writing the pencil in his hand.

"Why are you asking this person?" He twirled the 20-centimeter-long drawing pencil around his fingertips.

"If I have to say, it's not a big deal." Lian replied vaguely.

But another very casual voice joined the conversation, and the blonde girl pointed the tip of her pencil at Lian, "Say you're attracted to that woman?"

"…Why did the topic suddenly move in this direction?"

If it wasn't for the need to maintain her modeling look, Lian would have been ready to pick up the waste paper on the ground and throw it at the two people.

In the final analysis, while praising him for having a face that is not inferior to Bern Anderson, he was also asked to pose in difficult poses that can only be done by characters in the JOJO series.

Regardless of whether the painting style matches or not, my friend's excellent physical ability is not driven by this...