Genshin Impact Double Penetration: Invite Furninna at the Beginning

In fact, Lin Xuan was protecting Funina.

Of course, it's also protecting yourself.

Last time I went to buy vegetables, there were so many people watching. This time when I go to the mall to eat, it will be even more exaggerated.

There is another very important point.

That is, once Liu Zhe saw Funina and Keli, he no longer had the heart to eat and probably just kept circling around them.

Maybe I will be criticized again and accused of putting women before friends and being ungrateful.

The two argued endlessly, and finally Funina lost.

She put on the clothes given by Lin Xuan and felt very dissatisfied.

"Your clothes are so big and fat, they cover up my perfect and elegant figure!"

Chapter 19: The Broken Little Green Dragon

Lin Xuan suddenly found it funny because Funina looked indeed funny in his clothes.

I don’t know why Xiao Gong looks casual and cool in her clothes, but Funina doesn’t.

Sure enough, the nickname "Sha Fu Fu" is not for nothing.

Lin Xuan handed over sunglasses and a mask. Although Funina was reluctant, she still put them on angrily.

Looking at the fully armed Funina, Lin Xuan nodded with great satisfaction.

"Well, it's good, but it feels like something is missing."

Lin Xuan stroked his chin and thought for a moment, then suddenly realized what was missing.

He walked into the room, took out a baseball cap, and put it on Furninna's head.

"Damn it, my carefully designed hairstyle!"

Even through the sunglasses, Lin Xuan could feel Funina's murderous gaze.

Just as she was about to explode, Kelly clapped her hands.

"Sister Funina is so cool!"

After hearing Klee's praise, Funina's anger finally subsided.

"Really? Kelly."

Funina walked in front of the mirror and turned around, and found that except for the fact that the clothes didn't fit her well, they were indeed very stylish.

"I know that with my temperament, I can handle any kind of clothes."

The more Furninna looked at her current outfit, the more satisfied she became, and she even became narcissistic.

Ke Li came to Lin Xuan, tugged at his trouser leg and said, "Brother Lin Xuan, what should Ke Li do?"

Funina could still barely wear Lin Xuan's clothes, but Keli obviously couldn't.

Lin Xuan thought for a moment and said, "Kelly can just leave her backpack at home and put on a mask."

Although Klee's clothes were somewhat conspicuous, she was a child after all, and it was not easy to be noticed in the crowd.

Plus, with the mask on, people would just think he's an ordinary cosplayer.

After making preparations, Lin Xuan took the two of them out to take a taxi.

At this time, Lin Xuan discovered how convenient it was to own a car.

It seems like it's time to buy a car, and it has to be an extended version.

Sitting in the car, Funina and Keli kept looking out the window.

He was interested in everything and kept asking Lin Xuan questions.

Although the online taxi driver in front didn't say anything, I could tell from the look in the rearview mirror that he was a little scared.

What era is this? There are actually people asking what starts a car.

What’s even more outrageous is that they actually asked how the street lights turned on!

The most important thing is that most of the questions were asked by the seemingly not-so-bright girl, not by the child.

He seriously suspected that this might be a fool who escaped from a mental hospital!

After the three people got off the car, the driver turned around and ran away without saying a word, for fear that they would get entangled with him.

This is the most central area of ​​Jiangcheng and also the largest commercial district.

There is a lot of traffic and people coming and going.

There are all kinds of shops on both sides of the street, and many of them have long queues.

There are also many well-known shopping malls, with various advertisements and videos playing on the big screens.

"Wow, it's so lively. Klee likes it here!"

Klee had never seen such a scene before and her eyes were dazzled.

As for Funina, she just stood there in a daze, not moving a muscle.

Even though she was wearing a mask, Lin Xuan could guess that her mouth must be wide open at this moment.

Lin Xuan is quite satisfied with their current performance.

"Okay, let's go. I'll give you some money later and you can order some food you like."

After entering the restaurant where he had agreed to meet with Liu Zhe, Lin Xuan gave him some more instructions.

"Remember, don't take off your sunglasses and mask, and don't come over to talk to me!"

Throwing 1000 yuan to Funina, Lin Xuan walked inside.

At this time, Liu Zhe had already arrived and was sitting at the table playing Genshin Impact.

Lin Xuan went over and joked, "Oh, are you still in jail in Huoben?"

Liu Zhe put down his phone and complained loudly: "Damn it, I was born pure fire, I don't have a fire injury cup at all!"

As soon as Lin Xuan sat down, Liu Zhe stared at him.

"Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not gay!"

Lin Xuan protected his chest. This look was too terrifying.

Liu Zhe pushed his glasses and shook his head, "Something's wrong. Where have you been all this time?"

Lin Xuan said with a guilty conscience: "Just, looking for a job at home."

"It's strange, why do you seem to have become more handsome, and your face is full of rosy glow."

Liu Zhe did not doubt it, but just muttered something in a low voice.

Lin Xuan smiled secretly in his heart, thinking that if you could become friends with Funina and the others, you would also be very happy.

The two of them chatted while eating, although Liu Zhe was the one talking nonstop most of the time.

On the other side, Furninda and Klee were not so comfortable.

Looking at the menu, Funina was very confused.

This made it difficult for her because the names of the dishes in this restaurant were a bit strange and many of the dishes did not have pictures.

It’s difficult. Why don’t we just give up?

The waitress standing next to her had a smile on her face, but after standing there for 10 minutes, her smile became somewhat distorted.

Seeing Funina flipping through the menu, the waiter finally couldn't help it.

"Ma'am, it looks like you need our recommendation."

If it were an ordinary person, he would have asked the waiter to recommend it long ago.

But sometimes, Funina is not only stupid, but also a little stubborn.

In order to maintain her face, she tilted her neck and said, "Of course not, I'm just struggling."

The waiter didn't expose it, and asked with a professional fake smile: "So, what dishes do you like?"

"Well, let's start with the little blue dragon that is shattered to pieces."

The waiter took notes and asked, "This dish is also called smashed cucumber. Are you sure, sir?"

Funina was shocked. Why did a simple dish of smashed cucumber have such an exaggerated name?

But since I have chosen to pretend, I have to pretend to the end.

Let it be torn into pieces, just think of this little blue dragon as Villette.

"Since I said so, then of course I want it!"

Klee on the side didn't seem to be holding on at all, she just thought that Sister Funina was so amazing!

After taking a look at the menu, Funina finally ordered the second dish: "Oh, and another one called Volcano Snow."

The waiter kindly reminded again: "This is salad tomatoes."

Funina almost couldn't help slamming the table. She really wanted to call their boss over and ask him how the name was chosen.

"I know, it's not like I haven't tried it before, just order this!"

The waiter wrote it down based on the idea that customers are God.

For the third dish, Funina had done her homework.

She swore that she would never order cold dishes again!

After repeated selections, she finally ordered the third dish.

"As for the third dish, let's have a peerless double pepper, that's all!"

Two dishes for three people is about enough.

After the waiter wrote it down, he turned around and shouted to the kitchen, "Table 13, one serving each of smashed cucumber, salad tomato, and stir-fried green and red peppers!"

Funina almost couldn't catch her breath.

Soon, both of their dishes were served.

Looking at the dishes in front of her, Keli asked curiously, "Sister Funing Nana, it turns out you like to eat vegetables!"

"Ahahaha...yes, eating more vegetables is good, and it can help you stay in shape."

"Keli, remember this. From now on, when we eat, Keli will always pick up some vegetables for Sister Funina to eat!"

There was an innocent and pure smile on Klee's face, and she had no idea that Funina was about to collapse.

Chapter 20 Whose Wife

Furninna already felt regretful. She shouldn't have developed such an inexplicable sense of self-esteem.

Lin Xuan gave Funingna 1000 yuan, but in the end, neither of them spent even 100 yuan.

"Keli, can you hear what Lin Xuan and the others are saying?"

Because the restaurant was too noisy and Lin Xuan was some distance away, Funina couldn't hear what they were saying at all.

And Klee did not disappoint Funina.

Those elf ears seemed to have special abilities, and they could actually hear what Lin Xuan and the other person were talking about.

"Yeah~ Brother Lin Xuan said he doesn't play Genshin Impact that much now because Funina is crooked."

"Then the fat brother said, 'You dream of having Funina, calling her your wife every day, so why don't you spend money on her?'"

"Brother Lin Xuan also said that when he was planning to take out a loan to buy krypton gold, his computer exploded."

With a bang, Funina slammed the table and jumped up, scaring the nearby guests.

"Lin Xuan is so rude. He actually said such shameless words!"

Although there were some words that Funina didn't understand, there was no way she couldn't understand the word "wife".

What’s even more infuriating is that when Lin Xuan said that she was his wife, he had no expression on his face.

This shows that Lin Xuan has said this behind his back countless times.