Genshin Impact Double Penetration: Invite Furninna at the Beginning

It's so rude. It's so rude.

Damn it, it’s so damn damn!

This made Funina so angry that she was about to cause trouble for Lin Xuan.

Just at this moment Liu Zhe hurriedly stood up, said hello to Lin Xuan and left.

Fu Ningna didn't care about her promise to Lin Xuan. She took off her sunglasses and mask and walked over aggressively.

"Lin Xuan!" she asked loudly, "How could you say such words just now!"

Lin Xuan looked innocent: "What did I say?"

"You're still pretending. You just told him..."

When the words came to her lips, Funina was too embarrassed to continue.

Lin Xuan is shameless, but I do have my dignity!

"say what?"

Lin Xuan's face was still full of confusion.

Seeing that Lin Xuan was still pretending to be stupid, Fu Nina said angrily: "You just said that I am your wife, right!"

As soon as these words were spoken, they instantly attracted the attention of all the guests.

Lin Xuan was dumbfounded and couldn't understand why Funina's ears were so good.

And those who understand will understand. Isn’t this how all Genshin Impact players communicate with each other?

Oh, this is the cultural difference!

Facing a group of onlookers, Lin Xuan could only explain in a panic: "No, I was just joking."

"Humph, my first impression of you was right. You are a bad guy!"

"I shouldn't have accepted your invitation, what a disrespectful person!"

Furninda became more and more excited as she spoke, and she even took off her hat.

"Hiss~Funina!"

"It seems that I drank too much and actually saw Funina. I'll have two more glasses to sober up..."

"Wait, that seems to be Klee next to us!"

Now, Furninna’s entire face was exposed, and even Klee next to her was discovered.

It wasn't until someone forgot to turn off the flash when taking a photo that Funina realized it.

"My two ancestors, you really don't listen to me at all!"

Lin Xuan quickly got up, hugged Keli and pulled Funina and ran out.

Fortunately, Lin Xuan's physical condition has been strengthened and he easily shook these people off.

In the corner, Funina was still dissatisfied with what Lin Xuan said.

Even though Lin Xuan explained again and again, Funina only calmed down a little.

"I don't care. Even so, you can't say I'm yours..."

Lin Xuan scratched his head and admitted his mistake: "Mine, mine..."

"You still said that!"

Furninna raised her little fist in warning.

Lin Xuan immediately changed his words: "It's not mine, it's not mine."

He always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't put his finger on it.

Soon, he realized the problem.

"No, we are so far away, how did you hear me talking? Eavesdropping, right?"

Faced with Lin Xuan's questioning, Funina's momentum immediately weakened.

"Um, this..."

She wanted to get away with it, but Ke Li confessed herself.

"Well, I'm sorry, Brother Lin Xuan, it has nothing to do with Sister Funina. It's just that Ke Li wanted to hear what Brother Lin Xuan was saying..."

Lin Xuan was not stupid. He knew it was Funina's idea as soon as he heard it.

But I have a problem with that too, I should talk about calling my wife behind her back...

"I'm wrong, let's go."

Seeing Lin Xuan walking forward, Fu Nina followed him and said, "No way, you're going back so early? I'm still angry!"

"Of course not. I just wanted to pick out some clothes for you. Otherwise, it would be inconvenient to go out."

After getting this answer, both Funina and Klee were very happy.

Girls, no matter how old they are, have no resistance to new clothes.

This is the most prosperous area in Jiangcheng, where all kinds of clothing can be found.

Lin Xuan brought the two of them to a shopping mall and quickly found a store that suited their styles.

"Welcome to Kirishima Lodge!"

As you can tell from the name, this is a JK store.

Of course, in addition to JK, there are many other clothes of similar styles.

"Wow, so many little skirts, so pretty!"

Klee had never seen any store in Mondstadt that had so many skirts, so of course she was very happy.

"This, this is too much!"

Funina couldn't help but sigh, envying the girls on Blue Star from the bottom of her heart.

Lin Xuan knew that they would definitely like this style.

Furninda wandered through the different little skirts and soon became dazzled by the choices.

And with the recommendation of the store clerk, Funina finally made a decision.

"Then this one will do!"

"Miss, you have good taste. This skirt is out of print. This is the last one."

Funina glanced at Lin Xuan, feeling proud of her unique vision.

Of course, Lin Xuan couldn't be stingy. Now that he had so much money, buying a few sets of clothes was no big deal.

But just as he was about to ask the clerk to pack up, he suddenly heard a familiar voice coming from outside the door.

"Don't be angry, Yaya, you can buy as much as you want, as long as you don't hate me."

"You said that. I didn't force you."

"What are you talking about? I did this on my own accord!"

Lin Xuan immediately recognized that this was Liu Zhe, with whom he had just had dinner!

It's so unlucky. There are more than a dozen shopping malls of all sizes nearby, and how come they happen to be bumping into each other?

Lin Xuan pulled Funina and Keli with their backs turned, and because of the skirts in the store, they were not discovered.

“This one is nice.”

"Then pack it up!"

“And I like this one, too.”

“Pack this too!”

After a brief understanding, Lin Xuan roughly knew what was going on.

Just when we were having dinner, Liu Zhe ran away because of a piece of news.

Lin Xuan was already quite puzzled, it turned out that he had gone to be a bootlicker for others!

Chapter 21: Skirt Battle

"You are such a hypocrite, you are so hypocritical..."

Seeing this scene, Lin Xuan couldn't help but complain.

Keli, who was full of curiosity, asked curiously: "Brother Lin Xuan, what is a licking dog? Is it a very powerful dog?"

Lin Xuan almost laughed out loud at Klee's question.

"Well, to some extent, it is indeed a very powerful dog."

"Not only are they extremely loyal to their goals, but they are also willing to work hard and will not leave no matter how much they are beaten or scolded."

Funina said thoughtfully: "Isn't this just a loyal dog? It's not scary at all."

Lin Xuan narrowed his eyes and smiled: "What if I say that the dog licker is not a dog, but a human?"

As Lin Xuan spoke, he kept his eyes on Liu Zhe.

At this time, even little Keri understood what it meant.

"Keli understands now. What Brother Lin Xuan means is that this fat brother is as loyal to that sister as a dog!"

Lin Xuan gave a thumbs up: "Kelly is so smart!"

Funina's expression was somewhat strange: "Although there are such plots in some novels I have read, this is the first time I have seen it in real life. It is so wonderful..."

Both Funina and Klee seemed very interested in such gossip.

So from the initial doubts, it has now become a great interest.

"Yaya, the clothes you picked are so beautiful, and they all suit you very well!"

Liu Zhe not only acts as an ATM, but also provides emotional value. The term "suck-up" is simply tailor-made for him.

After hearing this, Yaya was in a good mood and said, "You are good at talking. Next time, I will cosplay as Rem and go shopping with you!"

"Really? Yaya!"

Liu Zhe was so overjoyed that he almost jumped up.

Lin Xuan gritted his teeth and clenched his fists tightly.

"What are you doing, Lin Xuan? Are you jealous?" Funina was somewhat dissatisfied.

Obviously she and Ke Li were right next to them, so she didn't allow Lin Xuan to envy others.

Lin Xuan shook his head and expressed his thoughts.

"You don't understand. I'm just disappointed in myself!"

"This guy keeps saying that he doesn't like real girls and only likes 2D wives, but now he's turned into a dog."

"Poor Liu Zhe, he was played around by this girl."

Looking at Liu Zhe's silly grinning face, Lin Xuan really wanted to go over and slap him, Wake up!

However, Lin Xuan knew very well that the most terrifying thing about creatures like lickers is that they are self-moved.

If I go up to him and persuade him now, Liu Zhe will definitely not appreciate it. Instead, he will blame me for ruining the good thing.

Lin Xuan originally planned to pay after they finished buying the clothes.

But as luck would have it, the girl named Yaya actually picked the skirt that Funina had just liked.

"No, she's trying to grab my skirt!"

Funina reacted quickly and ran over to grab the skirt.

"Sorry, I've already taken a fancy to this dress and I was just about to pay for it."

Because Funina was wrapped tightly, Yaya took a quick glance at her and didn't take her seriously at all.

"So you haven't paid yet, right? If you haven't paid, then the dress isn't yours."

Yaya is not polite at all.