Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

Author: Altriam

Summary:

(8k~1w+ daily updates resumed) Anime lines: Naruto → Akame ga Kill → Naruto (Type-Moon Element) → Academy City → Naruto → Chainsaw Man → Jikyo, Oregairu, Hokage → Naruto → Attack on Titan → Ultraman

Satsuki: A world without Menma is meaningless (Mangekyo Sharingan)

Naruko: Menma was dragged into the darkness by you. As long as I kill you (Tailed Beast Cloth)

Tenten: If Menma wants to destroy the world, I'll support him.

Shiro: I will only stand on Menma's side.

Ino: (Planning to imprison Menma in the basement)

Hyuga Nene, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Chino...

Hatake Kakasu, Snake Princess, Gaara, Uzumaki Nagato...

Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Sasori, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Obito…

However, Menma, who has been dating countless women and is a complete scumbag, has no interest in women. He is as paranoid as Gotham's bat and only wants to conquer the world...

They are just my tools...

This book is also known as:

I, Uzumaki Menma, have my feet on countless boats

I recommend Naruto

N equal parts of facial hemp

The Shadow of the Hatchet

Menma and his tools

The culprit of the chaos in the ninja world

Fire of Edge

Naruto: Only God knows what you will do

001 Menma, you seem a bit extreme

"If the Land of Earth attacks, first of all, Takigakure will release Tailed Beast Balls to the territories of the Land of Rain and the Land of Grass..."

"We will release the Tailed Beast Balls to the territories of the Land of Rain, the Land of Grass, and the Land of Water Trap to stop the Iwagakure army..."

"We will fight in the sky, we will fight in the sea... We, Konoha, will never surrender until our ally, Sunagakure, sheds his last drop of blood..."

In the Konoha Hokage's office, the Sandaime Hokage was shocked as he looked at the questions on the Uzumaki Menma test paper and answered them.

Danzo tapped the ground with his cane and said, "This kid has extremely evil thoughts. He can no longer be kept. Leave him to me."

His eyes were deep, as if he was thinking about something.

This type of test questions had been answered by all ninjas in the Ninja School, but this answer was the first time they had seen it.

The Konoha high-ups had given Uzumaki Menma individual test questions more than once to test his thinking.

Suppose a ninja betrays Konoha, Menma's answer is:

"The entire family of the principal offender will be executed, and all ten clans will be tortured to death; the heads of the accomplices will be cut off, and three clans will be exterminated, and the rest of the family members will be enslaved; those who knew about the crime but did not report it will be hanged in public, and their relatives will be exiled 3,000 miles away."

"The Blood Mist Village has already sacrificed thousands of ninjas. We should also be prepared, right? If something happens to the ninja village, everyone will die. Are you mentally prepared?"

The questions that tested his loyalty to Konoha all gave similar answers: he supported Konoha without exception, but...

But, how should I put it? The Sandaime Hokage could confirm his loyalty to Konoha, but he always felt something was wrong.

However, this idea was exactly what Danzo wanted, and it felt like he had found a successor who was even better than his master.

Even Danzo, who had done so many bad things and taken so much blame, thought: You seem a little extreme.

Yes, Hiruzen and Danzo praised Itachi because "she did something that made the enemy happy", and "the thinking of the Hokage" was the highest evaluation given to her.

Hiruzen and Danzo praised Menma because he always did something beyond their expectations. Their evaluation of Menma was: How come your ideas are even more weird than mine? Let me sort it out first.

The Sandaime Hokage tapped the cigarette holder on the table a few times, "No, leave this matter to my Anbu. I won't bother you anymore."

"Huruzen, you will regret this." Danzo snorted coldly and turned away.

As the door closed, only the old man was left in the office. He looked at the two Ninja School student information sheets on the table:

Uzumaki Menma, male, age 11...

Naruto Namikaze, female, age 11...

During the Nine-Tails Rebellion, the Fourth Hokage sacrificed his life so that Konoha could gain two Jinchūriki, namely them.

Naruko was chosen as the light side, inherited the name of the Fourth Hokage, and lived on as the "Hero's Daughter".

Menma was chosen to become the symbol of monsters and the object of hatred for the people of Konoha.

Although they are siblings and have very similar personalities, their talents are very different.

It’s not that Naruko’s talent is poor. Her talent is not inferior to that of Uchiha Satsuki, a genius among her peers.

With careful companionship, Naruko Namikaze is the dazzling "Golden Princess of Konoha", recognized as the strongest of the new generation.

However, Uzumaki Menma's talent is like a dimensionality reduction attack.

Even Jiraiya commented on him: Just like his father, any genius of the same generation, whether Uchiha or Hyuga, would feel ashamed in front of him.

However, it seems that due to the environmental factors since childhood, his personality is very distorted.

In the alley, three short, fat and thin guys who always like to bully their peers, this time they meet the person they never want to meet: Uzumaki Menma!

This is a very cute little blond boy: he has blond hair and extended sideburns just like Minato Namikaze in the past, and he has a small braid tied at the back like White Fang of Konoha (the rubber band was given by Ino).

Although his image looks very similar to the Golden Flash in his childhood, he appears to be more lively and sunny than the feminine young Minato.

Lower body: Ordinary ninja boots, leggings, ninja pants (but with lots of pockets).

Upper body: tight turtleneck sweater, black vest (still with many pockets), and two sleeve ribbons tied on the arms (the same style as Minato Namikaze).

Also, there was a bandage wrapped around his hand (given by Hanabi).

He was carrying a weight (sent by Tiantian), but it was not as obvious as Xiao Li's. The weight was either hidden by his clothes or clamped in his shoes.

By the way, he actually has many, many different kinds of tokens of love given to him by girls.

This little boy looked younger than them and was a head shorter than them, but he made them hug each other, and their legs were shaking with fear.

"Hey, you still dare to go and complain, right?" The little blond boy swung his fist (Qiaoye/Yanlong), making a crisp sound of bones rubbing against each other.

In a blink of an eye, the three little devils became bruised and swollen, and had to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy.

"This is our pocket money, please let us go, Master Menma Uzumaki!"

So, there was this ending: Menma was happily walking home carrying large and small bags of food.

Menma's thoughts are not extreme. As we can see, he is actually a good person?

Punish evil ≈ promote good

Emmm, according to this logic, it should count, right?

At least that's how he evaluates himself: My intention was good, but there were problems with the execution.

I am a kind person, but I may mean well but end up doing bad things.

I'm cute, please give me money.

As for the previous answer, it is just like what the Third Hokage felt:

While in Konoha, Menma has to disguise himself, just like humans facing the Trisolarans. Under the ubiquitous surveillance, he has to hide his true thoughts deep in his heart.

He rebelled, made enemies everywhere, and was known to everyone. Only the Uchiha had a thick-skinned and ruthless character written all over his face.

You need to play dumb: There is no harm in this. A cheerful and optimistic appearance can also help to promote positive feedback and adjust your mental state.

I need to show the fanatical side of a convert to Konoha: there is no harm in this, at most I will be scolded as a bootlicker.

Since I can't read minds and can't touch the G-spot, all I can do is mindlessly flatter and show my loyalty.

According to what Menma once said: "To show complete support, you must make people feel that you are his friend. In short, you must stand behind someone before you can stab him in the back."

Therefore, it is necessary to deliberately reveal weaknesses and shortcomings and even give others a handle: no one is perfect, and only people with shortcomings and various minor flaws can make others trust them more.

Children are at an age when adults are most likely to relax their guard and build trust, and we need to make full use of this.

You need to create a stable personality for yourself: one that is realistic, lacks scheming, and is easy to be exploited and controlled.

In short, hide what you can, and if you can't hide it, just expose it actively. If you are discovered hiding, it will only increase suspicion.

However, he now faces a major problem:

"Well! We can talk about rebellion later. Now that things have come to this, let's eat first." Menma muttered to himself.

At home, in front of the hot pot table, he picked up his chopsticks, but was deflected by an afterimage that was almost invisible to the naked eye.

"Hmm? Where are the etiquettes I taught you?"

The one who said this was the beautiful woman sitting opposite Menma: a stunning face and long pink hair.

That’s right, the pink-haired girl in front of you is none other than the nine-tailed demon fox that terrifies the ninja world: Tamamonomae.

The reason why the Nine-Tail became like this: Don’t ask! Menma himself doesn’t know what this thing is!

In short, she is the Nine-Tailed Fox.

Moreover, there are many similar beings within Menma's body, and they all call themselves "Nine-Tailed Fox" without exception.

Tamamo looked at him with a warning look, but the boy shrugged it off, "Humph, reactionary ethics should have been overthrown long ago."

Then, he was severely punished by Tamamo with a fox tail.

By the way, Tamamo's fox tail is very fragrant, soft and furry.

Yes, he had to please the difficult fox in front of him, otherwise he wouldn't be able to eat peacefully.

Then, he, who was still very tough, surrendered obediently the next second.

Just like Aru, he put his hands together, closed his eyes and said devoutly: "With gratitude for the food, I will start eating."

Eh? What's the problem? I'm just a kid! Is it shameful to succumb to a fox demon woman who's over a thousand years old? (Hands on hips/looks proud)

At the same time, the crystal ball on the Hokage's desk was showing the scene of Menma's home, but...

This picture is completely different from what actually happened. The scene shown above is: Menma is sleeping on the bed.jpg

002 This fox actually wants to seduce me with its beauty?

Tamamo is the Nine-Tailed Fox, but the Nine-Tailed Fox is more than just Tamamo.

Literally, there are many Nine-Tailed Foxes in Menma's body, and each of them claims to be the Nine-Tailed Fox.

Of course, so far, this is the only one that Menma has been able to see in the real world, and it was he who begged for it.

Tamamonomae, this was the name she introduced herself with, but that was all. Apart from that, she did not elaborate on her identity in detail.

She calls Menma "master~", and in return, she asks Menma to call her "Sister Tamamo".

Whether Menma doesn't call her "Tamamo-sister" because he's shy, embarrassed, or for some other reason, she will not agree with Menma calling him "master~".

Menma's comment on this behavior is: This fox's XP seems to be even weirder than his own.

So what is her role? So far, nothing but chatting.

They can't teach you ninjutsu, they can't teach you taijutsu, they can't teach you genjutsu, they can't help you in fights, and they'll occasionally give you bad advice.

Oh, right, she even wants you to cook for her, even though she doesn’t even need to eat. But she still says seriously, “Eh? If you want to be my mistress, you can’t do it without knowing how to cook.”

The food burden is not much +1

Oh, but fortunately, she is not completely useless.