Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

Just like what she showed before: she can not only block the crystal ball surveillance of the Naruto Telescope Technique, but also use illusion to create false phenomena.

But that's all. Don't expect her to be of any help in battle. Even warnings of danger depend on her mood.

Menma vaguely remembered that not long ago, when he was hiding in a trash can in a panic, she was laughing happily beside him. She was simply a happy person.

Hard, fist hard...

If I couldn't beat her now...

Wait, wait, wait until I become stronger, I will beat you up severely!

This is one of Menma's beliefs in becoming stronger so far: before conquering the world, he must first beat Tamamo and see her get down from her seat with a bruised face and apologize to him.

There are three sources of knowledge about facial numbness:

1. Very trivial memories of oneself: It seems to be knowledge from another world, but it is very trivial, like being hit on the head, and the information is very incomplete.

All in all, it was precisely because of these memories that he never felt a sense of belonging to this world.

Menma has always missed the world where "although it's 996, 007, you won't lose your life at any time, you can have enough food and clothing, and every day you either go to work to screw screws or play games online."

Instead of living in this super-social hell where "the weak will die, and the strong may also die", you have to exercise until you are exhausted every day just to lower the death rate.

2. The memory of the Nine-Tails: Tamamo can extract the scenes from the past that appear before her eyes, but she needs Menma to keep trying to please her, flatter her, and say all the nice things he can.

3. Information from books: textbooks from ninja schools, books from libraries, and newspapers from newsstands.

All of this can be recorded by Tamamo using the mirror, but whether it is recording or viewing, the fox maiden's nod is still required.

4. In terms of personal connections: Mian Ma will shamelessly try to get close to people, scold them the first time, then they will become strangers, then they will become familiar with each other.

Especially this trick, in short, this trick is particularly effective for people of the same age.

Children do discriminate against others because of their family education, but compared to adults, children's ideas are much easier to change.

Children who have not experienced the Nine-Tails attack have no sense of reality about "yōkai" and "monsters", but they are deeply afraid of "Konoha Fat Tiger" whose fists can really hit them.

To put it bluntly, if you feed them spicy strips a few more times, or have a few fights with them, or chat with them a few more times, they will be happy, and it is easy to increase their favorability.

The fights we had as children will surge through our minds as precious memories, with endless aftertastes before we die.

The easiest time to develop true feelings in life is childhood: children lack knowledge, are not as scheming, and do not have the more complicated and dirty desires and worries of adults.

One of the four great ironies of life: being classmates together.

Even if you are in a high position and are considered a winner by others, won't you still miss the friendship you made in your childhood?

There are countless cases in the world that Menma remembers, and in this world there seem to be some people who specifically adopt orphans, and repay them with their lives for a meal. I won’t say who it is (Snake Princess: A-choo~)

Therefore, Menma never hesitates to gain the favor of children of the same age, and shamelessly makes friends with the children of aristocratic families.

Menma firmly believes that these connections will be of great help to him.

Generally speaking, the longer a group's leader is in office, the more entrenched he or she becomes and the higher his or her prestige.

As long as the leader has not reached an old age where he is insane, or has not done anything stupid that has lost the support of the people, there is almost always a high margin of tolerance for error.

But how many years can he live? The strong people in this world generally don't live long, and generally don't die well.

The world's population is over 100 million, which means that even if you work hard to get one in 10 million, the death rate in battle is still there. It's outrageous.

Therefore, Menma, who thinks he has a normal mind, has a normal goal: to lie down.

But the means by which he achieves his goal is: rebellion!

Only by conquering the world can you transform it into an environment where you can lie down comfortably, eat and wait for death.

As for those who stand in his way, they will have to be physically destroyed by him as the necessary price for realizing his ideal.

In order to perfect his stupid persona, he also deliberately "fell in love" with someone who would never date him: Haruno Sakura.

In the morning, the boy was washing up and looking at himself in the mirror. He felt that he looked like a dog and reflected on whether it was worth it for him to do something as embarrassing as a paratrooper.

This dog-licking personality only needs to persist for a few more months. Once she graduates from the Ninja School, she will no longer be of any use to you. You can still punch her a couple of times to vent your anger when you get the chance.

"Alas, everything is for existence, and existence is everything." He shook his head and sighed at how difficult it is to survive in this world.

By the way, his emotional intelligence in this area is surprisingly low, and he is completely unaware of the girls who are secretly observing him and have a crush on him.

Or perhaps he himself has no interest in women or romance.

What he is focused on is a greater cause, which concerns his own life and death, and the fate of the world.

In order to escape the fate of death, he must become the strongest in the world and conquer the world. This is the weird logic that belongs only to this young man.

This is what the so-called bloody love triangle is like: Menma (pretends to) like Sakura → Sakura likes Satsuki → Satsuki, who is disguised as a man, likes Menma.

Menma concluded based on his analysis of the limited information available: In this world, chakra is an almost omnipotent energy source with extremely high energy efficiency, which is far higher than oil and natural gas.

If the optimal solution of the ideal state is used: this mysterious power can completely achieve a great abundance of food and even materials, making the words "hunger" and "famine" only exist in historical archaeology, and the space-time magic will enable mankind to enter the era of the sea of ​​stars.

Okay, let’s not talk about these long-term things for now.

In this world, there are industrial facilities such as air conditioners, televisions, and refrigerators, and the medical ninjutsu that uses chakra is much more advanced than the most advanced medical technology in the world he remembers.

Many medical diseases that were difficult to cure in that world were easily solved by medical ninjas in this world. Even the regeneration of severed limbs was so simple in the eyes of cutting-edge ninjutsu in this world.

However, this world clearly has the power to allow humans to live a happy life, but it instead causes people to fall into endless suffering.

The world's political system is extremely immature, and its political and economic theories are very backward.

The Will of Fire, this thing is actually the most advanced in this world. This is outrageous, but it is not incomprehensible.

It’s not that there are no advanced places in this world.

Branding and burning, crushing and crushing, stabbing, shackles, pulling and hanging, these extremely cruel tortures are becoming more cruel.

Compared with the world outside Konoha, isn’t Konoha the light of humanity in this world?

If a ninja wants to kill you, he will give you a quick death. If a ninja uses illusion to get your confession, it is really too "civilized".

It is precisely because the others are even worse that other countries and ninja villages still regard the Land of Fire and Konoha as the "Central Kingdom" and "Rome" to emulate.

It's terrible, it's so terrible, everything is so terrible.

In this world, wars, unrest, and famine often occur, and the internal distribution mechanism of the country is completely unbalanced.

Take Konoha for example: Konoha lives an industrialized modern life, with telephone poles and household appliances everywhere.

However, the population of the Land of Fire is as high as hundreds of millions. How much is the population of Konoha compared to that of the Land of Fire?

The vast majority of the Fire Nation's population are agricultural, and countless people do not have electrical appliances at home and still live in poverty in the agricultural era.

And this is the current situation of self-cultivating farmers. The situation of the landless refugees who have lost their land will be even worse.

Whenever there was a war, there were countless refugees and corpses everywhere.

The massacre caused by war is secondary, because what is even more serious is the collapse of the production system caused by the war.

The farmlands will be barren, the harvest will be poor, and the disaster that will follow will be a tragic scene of "bones exposed in the wild, and no roosters crowing for thousands of miles."

Therefore, Menma roughly concluded that Konoha was already in the top 1% of the world, and even more outrageous.

Menma had a detailed understanding of the situation in this world: the feudal land lords controlled the grassroots, and the daimyo was actually just the head of the landlord, the biggest landlord.

The pure feudal era: there was only clan consciousness, and national consciousness had not yet awakened. Loyalty to the monarch and filial piety to relatives were the most important things, and benevolence was not extended to the common people, and punishment was not imposed on the officials.

In the era when ninja villages had not yet been established, ninja families were hired by feudal lords from all over the country to fight.

Some of these ninja families continued to grow and gradually became able to stand on their own.

Finally one day, there was a man who united all the ninja families in the country and stopped the ninja families from killing each other.

A collection of ninja families, a ninja village, appeared.

This man entered into an employment relationship with the country's daimyo in the name of ninja, thus ending the chaotic Warring States period.

Subsequently, ninjas from various countries followed suit, and the world went from a melee to a state of fighting among the top five.

So, is this Hashirama's fault?

He has the terrifying power to easily massacre hundreds of millions of people without being sanctioned. He could just transform himself into a county and do even more cruel things.

You don’t have to bear any moral shackles and don’t have to be picked on by the world.

People are very forgiving towards the wicked, but they are more harsh towards the righteous.

The evil of humanity is reflected in video games: individuals have absolute, unrestrained power, unpunished power, and are free to do whatever cruel things they want.

In reality, what would ordinary people with this kind of power do?

There is no shortage of morally corrupt mountain bandits in this world. Just look at their evil deeds and it's clear. The bandits' fighting power is far inferior to that of ninjas.

The fact that he restrained his own strength proved that he had a stronger heart than the rest of the world.

He doesn't want to be a big shot, he just wants to try a new route, but he doesn't have a bird's eye view and can't see the end of this route.

The era before Hashirama was even more miserable, so miserable that it was impossible to survive.

Hashirama wanted to make a change in this mess, and he dared to cut through the thorns and blaze a trail.

But his abilities were limited, he was constrained by the times, and he could only advance so far.

Just like that, he, the strongest ninja, lost his life.

He moved forward, but the people behind him started to mess up in the mud again.

They no longer made any more radical and bold attempts, and were willing to become tools for the feudal nobles to launch a reactionary war for the sake of that little commission.

Currently, the population of the Fire Nation is over 100 million, and the standing military force of the Fire Nation can reach hundreds of thousands. These are mainly non-ninja soldiers, and they are not under the jurisdiction of Konoha.

The Fire Country has tens of thousands of ninjas, but please note that this refers to the Fire Country ninjas, the ninjas scattered throughout the Fire Country, and their families do not live in Konoha.

Only in an all-out war, with the authorization of the daimyo, can Konoha call them to action and mobilize them to join the war as Konoha ninjas.

So, now you can understand how Konoha grew to a size with tens of thousands of ninjas.

Konoha is a collection of the strongest ninja families and is the aristocracy among ninjas.

To put it bluntly, a ninja born in Konoha is already a rare talent. The Chunin in Konoha Village is completely different from the Chunin in remote areas.

The Konoha Ninja School is just like the Whampoa Military Academy of a certain principal. There are dozens of people in a class, and only a few can graduate in a year. It is a completely elite education, and the exams and upgrades are difficult at the elite level.

Any Konoha ninja who graduated from this school, even if he was a Chunin, would be in charge of guarding the gate of Konoha and carrying documents for the Hokage.

Even the Konoha ninjas have a high chance of dying in battle, so what's the point?

The most powerful person, the Daimyo: The Daimyo of the Land of Lightning was assassinated, and the Daimyo of the Land of Water was controlled.

The five Kage, the most powerful ones: As strong as they are, they cannot avoid the fate of dying in battle, and each death is more miserable than the other.

This is a world of suffering with no end in sight, a world full of death, and a world where everyone is in danger, as Zhou Shuren described it, "want to be a slave but cannot."

Therefore, Menma believes that there is only one way to achieve the ultimate goal of lying down safely in life: become stronger → rebel → become Hokage → Olive Daimyo → conquer the five major countries → conquer the world → farm, farm, farm, farm, farm.

If I can't conquer the world, I might as well commit suicide if I have to live this kind of life!

Tamamo is very beautiful, extremely beautiful, so beautiful that it is beyond description. Her appearance can be described as stunningly stunning. The feminine scent full of hormones emanating from her delicate body makes any man unable to extricate himself.

She has this ability to charm men, and her reputation as a beautiful fox demon that brings disaster to the country and the people is well-deserved.

She would often seduce Menma with a frivolous tone: "Master is my husband, you can do whatever you want to me?~" and then blow fragrance into his ear.

However, Menma only asked her for various external abilities and demanded information from her, showing no interest in her body at all.

The short-lived, cheap dopamine rush of physical pleasure is taboo for ninjas from a utilitarian point of view.

Isn't this easy to understand? People's time and energy are limited. If you waste your time and energy on something, you will not be able to focus on realizing your dreams and ambitions.

And he needs pretty strong emotions to motivate himself to act, even if it is twisted hatred towards the cruel world.

Indulge in happy things? Sorry, I can't do that. All I want is to vent my anger at the world.

My ultimate goal is to conquer the world and transform it into what I want it to be.

For this, I can give everything, sacrifice my life, abandon my pleasure, and use pain as motivation.

By the way, Menma never feels ashamed of being a virgin, but is proud of it (PS: it would be against the will of heaven if he is not a virgin at this age).

How easy is it for ninjas to obtain sexual resources? It is also very easy for the world, and sex transactions are so simple.

Menma has always believed that there are only two types of people who are entangled in sexual desire: either they are sexually deficient people who find it extremely difficult to obtain sexual resources, or they are sex addicts who are addicted to the ocean of sexual desire.

The three major human desires are: sexual desire, appetite, and sleep desire.

However, Menma's desire is just one: to conquer the world.