Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

"I have my own things to do!" Ino said impatiently. She deliberately made Sakura notice Satsuki, and pretended that she did not see Satsuki.

As expected, Sakura was fooled. Whenever she noticed someone she liked, her IQ would drop to zero.

She pushed Ino out of the school gate and said to her with a smile: "Well, since you have something to do, hurry up and leave!"

Then, after walking a distance away, Sakura immediately made an excuse to leave so that she could monopolize the man she liked, Satsuki-kun, completely unaware that this was just a trap set by Ino.

This is Ino's plan of "openly cultivating Satsuki and secretly winning over Menma": she usually pretends that she also likes Satsuki-kun, and deliberately creates the atmosphere that "Satsuki-kun is the best".

Let all the girls in school go and fight for Satsuki. This way, Menma will be his and he won't have any rivals in love.

The golden hair was tied into a ponytail and hung behind her back, and the bangs looked like clouds in the sky or cotton candy.

Naturally, her body has not yet developed much, but her figure is good enough among girls of the same age.

The contours of the body and the golden ratio that show the charm of women are already reflected in the girl.

Close to perfect, white, delicate, free and easy, with the temperament of a cosmos.

The short skirt and belly-revealing high-necked vest are very fashionable. The youthful hormones of the beautiful girl are constantly tempting men of the same age.

This is the eldest daughter of the Yamanaka family of Konoha, who is famous for her spiritual mystical arts: Yamanaka Ino.

What if she was wearing revealing clothes? The bandages acted as underwear and safety pants to cover her up tightly.

Menma used to complain: Isn’t it tiring to wear the bandage?

On the steps of the park, Ino was gently bandaging the wound on his hand, while at the same time lecturing him.

"Really? I got into a fight with someone again."

"What kind of fight is this? Can doing something that is righteous and brave be called a fight?"

"How dare you talk back." Ino tapped his forehead with her hand.

Although they are in the same grade, Ino is indeed one year older than Menma and looks like an older sister.

"Please take care of your body!" Ino asked with concern.

However, in the eyes of the conscienceless Menma, there are only three types of people, things, and objects in this world: my tools, those who have not yet become my tools, and tools that I want to destroy...

004 The originator of Konoha’s political joke: Menma Uzumaki!

Menma does not overestimate himself, but underestimates himself. He always accurately evaluates others and incorrectly evaluates himself.

Is Jinchūriki a secret of the ninja village?

As Menma once said: The Official Secrets Act is not intended to protect secrets, but to protect officials.

Why on earth would the Hyuga, Yamanaka, Aburame, and Kurama families allow the daughters of their clan leaders to get close to this guy?

There is a bright moon outside the window and the night sky is as dark as ink. If you look carefully, you can see beautiful stars.

However, Ino, who was lying on the desk, did not have the leisure to appreciate these things. She just kept scratching her head and sighing.

She changed the paper she was writing on one after another, writing less and less, and the ballpoint pen in her hand was about to break...

Is it because it's too hot?

This is impossible.

Not to mention that her room has air conditioning, a ninja's heat resistance is not enough to make her sweat profusely because of this temperature.

Is it because the homework is too difficult?

This is even more impossible.

Ino's academic ability is second only to Sakura. Before Sakura awakened, Ino had always been the top student in the school.

Moreover, her declining grades were just a deliberate disguise in order to get closer to Menma's plan.

"There are so many girls around this idiot and they are so troublesome!" Ino gritted her teeth and said the reason why she was angry.

That wide forehead is really annoying...

Sakura always contacts him regardless of the occasion or the priority, even though he already has Satsuki. What a greedy bastard!

The women of the Hyuga family have also started to dress up carefully recently...

Even the timid Hinata started to compete with me. Do you really think I'm easy to bully?

The first two are nothing but petty thieves, but the one who hides the most is Naruko Namikaze, who poses the greatest threat.

The look in Naruko's eyes when she looked at Menma Mingming was full of greed, that look was as greedy and bottomless as a giant dragon occupying treasure!

What she wants in her heart must be the same as mine: to monopolize him and imprison him...

That must be the case!

It would be better to take that guy to the basement and lock him up!

This way, his life won't be threatened, and he won't have to deal with those dangerous guys. He can be my boyfriend peacefully.

A few drops of blood dripped onto the white paper. They were from her bitten lips. The sweet and fishy taste on her lips made her keep savoring it.

Does he taste like this too?

At this moment, Ino's eyes had lost their luster, as if she had made up her mind.

Menma is actually a very knowledgeable person. Although this is far from the first impression he gives people, you will have to admit this as long as you get to know him for a long time.

He skips school every day, doesn't do his homework, and leaves the exams blank, but once he gets serious he can get first place. Even if it's cheating, it's still very impressive.

By the way, during those exams, the Sandaime Hokage threatened him with "deducting all of his pocket money this month", so he had no choice but to take the exams seriously so that the Sandaime Hokage could use this to judge his level.

Suspected that he was cheating? Those who accused him of cheating had already surrendered to his fists, and those who wanted to accuse him of cheating were also scared by his fists and dared not to do so.

The adults in the circle will still call him a monster, but it doesn’t matter, their children have already surrendered to Menma.

He has already established "imperial prestige" among his peers. No matter how you think about it, it's outrageous, even Menma himself doesn't realize it, but this is the ironclad fact.

Whenever they encountered a dispute, the first thing they thought of was not to sue the parents or the teachers, but to sue Mian Ma and let him make the final decision.

"First, never act on impulse. Second, never miss any bad thing. Third, be absolutely fair and beautiful in your judgment. The referee ninja Uzumaki Menma is here to see you!" These words are often on Menma's lips when he makes judgments, and even children on the street can recite them by heart.

Also, because he was short of money and was being watched by the Sandaime Hokage, he couldn't steal other people's pocket money, so he had been doing some outrageous side jobs since he was a child.

Just like a jack of all trades: helping with homework, helping with love letters, helping with repairing pencil cases, helping with finding things, helping with reconciliation, helping with advice...

In short, there is nothing he can't do, no matter how trivial it is.

In six years, "Doraemon", "Dora Menma" and "Yanshiwu Menma-san", the titles he originally gave himself, have long been deeply rooted in the hearts of children of his age like "Konoha Fat Tiger".

Since when, the "monster" that everyone hates has captured the hearts of the people in the future.

At this age, everyone is a Menma fan: they curse Menma with their mouths, but they are very obedient and respectful to him in their hearts.

Their criticism is just because "my parents are criticizing this animation, so I can only criticize it too, so that I am not an isolated individual." They are too young to have mastered the sovereignty of public opinion.

However, if another person suddenly appears in front of them to show off, they will unconsciously compare this person with Menma, and then come to the conclusion that "they don't feel as good as Menma".

If things continue to develop in this way, it is understandable that in the next ten years, the argument that "Menma's contribution to Konoha's cultural output" will become popular.

If Mian Ma knew about the situation of Liliyuan, he would probably name them "Mian Pi", right?

If things continue to develop in this way, it is possible that the outrageous phenomenon of "all the beasts being infected with Guda's yellow cell" will appear in the near future.

Oh, yes, let’s get back to the topic of erudition. Strong academic ability is only one aspect of his vast knowledge reserves.

As for other aspects! For example, the flowery insults and various political jokes, well, they are all not in the right way.

But he especially likes to popularize science and tell stories, such as: the secrets of the Warring States period, what is the Uchiha Sharingan, how powerful the Senju clan was, the caged bird of Hyuga...

Of course, you have to pay to listen to the stories, and this was a way for him to earn a living when he was young.

Then, this side job was quickly shut down and banned by the police department, with the crime being: leaking ninja village secrets.

Although Menma always says that "the confidentiality law has never been about protecting secrets, but about protecting officials", his behavior does violate ninja taboos.

It's just like in the martial arts world, if you tell people the gossip and martial arts information about various sects, it would be strange if they didn't get anxious.

Menma continued to talk about a more heavyweight slide that could not even be touched, although he had no self-awareness of this at all.

All in all, this is why Menma hates the Uchiha: every time he thinks of a side job to make money, not long after he starts it, he is taken back by the police department for questioning, accused of a bunch of crimes, and criticized.

Many of the new provisions in Konoha's public security regulations were created because of him and were specifically aimed at him, but to put it in a more emotionally intelligent way: he made outstanding contributions to the updating and improvement of Konoha's rule of law.

In addition, both the Sandaime Hokage and Danzo attached great importance to the abilities demonstrated by Uzumaki Menma in certain aspects.

For example...

Manipulating people's minds...

I still remember the last anti-war march in Konoha. The demonstrators shouted slogans like this: "Oh oh oh, we want peace, not war. Oh oh oh, we want peace, not war!"

Amidst the waves of repetitive loud slogans, a discordant voice suddenly appeared: "Oh oh oh! We want peace, not war, except the war in the Kingdom of the Wind."

Everyone stopped and looked at this adult male.

The man spoke his truth: "Listen to me, it is righteous for us to defeat Sunagakure, isn't it?"

After discussing and arguing for a while, everyone felt that what he said made sense.

So, the slogan became: "Oh oh oh, we want peace, not war, except the war in the Kingdom of the Wind!" and it was repeated like this.

However, at this time, his untimely voice appeared again: "We want peace, not war. In addition to the war with the Wind Country, there is also a civil war in the Fire Country."

People's questioning eyes were focused on him again, and he once again gave a reasonable reason that was irrefutable: "This is the war to establish Konoha, what's the problem with that?"

So, the slogan became: "Oh, oh, peace instead of war, except for the war in the Wind Kingdom and the civil war in the Fire Kingdom."

Next, the routine continues:

"There's actually still a war with Kumogakure, isn't there?"

"Listen, I have an idea."

So, in the end, the original anti-war march turned into a war march.

The anti-war slogan became: "Oh oh oh, Heaven created all things to nourish man, man has nothing to repay Heaven, kill kill kill kill kill kill kill!"

Moreover, this adult male was none other than Menma who was transformed by using the transformation technique, and he was looking for fun without any hesitation.

There were no jonin in the crowd of demonstrators, only a few chuunin, but they were able to practice the transformation technique to the point where they could not detect any flaws even at such a close distance.

Especially at this age...

This is enough to prove his monstrous talent.

Menma, who has multiple thoughts like 1984, Animal Farm, and Humphrey, knows this very well: humans are political animals, whether it is a social need or an instinctive manifestation.

Man is a true political animal. He is not only a gregarious animal, but also an animal that can only be independent in society.

It is human nature that people who live in isolation are not able to support themselves and must satisfy their own needs. Only gods can avoid political life.

Man is naturally a social and political animal, destined to live a more gregarious life than other animals.

Man's genetic dispositions lead him to show loyalty, obedience, self-control, defense, and assistance to his fellow men.

"Benevolence, righteousness, loyalty and filial piety" are just like "treachery and meanness", they are all part of the complex political and social nature of human beings.

In short, even if humans are not naturally political animals, they are naturally social animals.

The fact today is that no matter where in the ninja world, no matter what kind of person in the world, they are born unable to escape from the historical, social, and cultural conditions created for them by history and the political community prepared for them by history.

This objective fact tells us that politics is around human beings at all times, and in order to survive better, people must create better politics.

Life is the primary prerequisite for human survival and human history. To meet material needs, material production is necessary. As a result, human material production activities have become a historical force, directing all kinds of magnificent and tragic political dramas, making humans veritable political animals.

I have heard his words before I have seen him. This is Menma's current situation in Konoha.

You might not see him in Konoha, but you've definitely heard these political jokes coming from him.

For example......

A cook wanted to fry potatoes, but she had no oil.

So she picked up a Konoha flag and waved it above the stove.

Others asked her why she did that.

She responded: "A lot of people are getting fat under this flag."

Or is it......