Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

In the xx year of Konoha, the poster of Konoha Medical Department read: "Never let a wounded patient die."

A ninja saw this and said, "Ah, you're not allowed to do that?"

If the above ones are still considered mild, then the ones below are already a joke on the dead and a joke in hell.

like this......

Ninja A: The Ninja Village has issued an order prohibiting the shouting of the Fourth Hokage's legacy at assemblies: "Nothing is more precious than fellow Ninja Village members and family members."

Ninja B: Ah, why?

Ninja A: Because until now, the people at the gathering always shout, "Nothing! Nothing!"

Or maybe it's like this...

Question: How many types of Uchiha are there?

Answer: There are two types, optimists and pessimists.

Q: How do they differ from each other?

Answer: The pessimistic Uchiha have long been exiled overseas, while the optimistic Uchiha are in the Konoha Cemetery.

But all of that pales in comparison to this truly dangerous statement.

Ninja A: If the ship of the Sandaime Hokage, Danzo Shimura, En Mitomon, and Koharu Utane capsized at sea, who could be rescued?

Ninja B: Konoha.

All in all, thanks to Menma's fabrication of these unsaid words, Konoha, which originally did not require any regulation for freedom of speech, has added many speech regulation regulations.

After "This can't be said, that can't be said", the only popular sayings in Konoha are:

Damn, let's fight with the Land of Thunder, the Land of Earth, the Land of Wind, the Land of Water, the Land of Fields, the Land of Rain, the Land of Grass, the Land of Rivers, the Land of Taki, the Land of Snow, the Land of Iron, the Land of Bears, the Land of Ghosts, the Land of Birds, the Land of the Sea, the Hidden Cloud Village, the Hidden Rock Village, the Hidden Sand Village, the Hidden Mist Village, the Hidden Sound Village, the Hidden Rain Village, the Hidden Grass Village, and the Hidden Taki Village!!!

Or maybe it's just a hyperthyroidism-like song of praise:

The Land of Lightning lacks water and electricity, and it is impossible to survive there. Konoha's 2000 ninjas are greater than Kumogakure's 3000 ninjas. The girls in Konoha are the most valuable and suitable for marriage. We can marry Princess Tsunade to the Raikage.

The Genin of Konoha eats better than the ninjas of Kumogakure, giving Kumogakure a little Konoha shock, this is Konoha!

And, the best way to break up the Ninja Village is to overdraw and consume the love for the village in advance:

Who said that the Kumogakure messenger robbed Miss Hyuga? Hyuga Hiashi? Which family are you from? Yo, I negotiated with the Raikage a few days ago, which is interesting~

Today I saw someone say that the Cloud Village envoy asked Hinata to pay with his life, and many people couldn't bear to see it. I want to say a few words that will get you scolded: I think that although it is wrong for Cloud Village to ask Hinata to pay with his life, even if he paid with his life, it has certain progressive significance. I also call on all parties to calm down and make a careful analysis and explanation of the matter of the Cloud Village envoy asking Hinata to pay with his life.

005 Namikaze Naruko! You are indeed the runaway girl of Konoha!

However, putting aside these repetitive jokes, Menma does have some real works, for example, the part of the analysis of the politics of the various countries in the ninja world:

Bureaucracy is the product of the transitional historical stage from feudal society to the next society (capitalist society). The more stubborn a country's traditional feudal relations are, the more difficult it is for its free space to develop, and the more its bureaucracy in this transitional stage will be a mixture of autocracy and feudalism, and the more persistent and blatant its manifestations will be.

It was not until the Third Shinobi World War that the Fire Nation established its autocratic rule. Most of the country's primitive autonomous governments were eliminated, and people with close relations with the daimyo were appointed to manage the country's administration.

Although the daimyo nominally held the legislative and administrative powers of the country, his entire work, apart from games and hunting, was nothing more than signing, stamping and receiving guests.

All important internal issues are resolved by the ministers, who direct the national administration through various ministries.

This seems to be a clearly hierarchical official system, but in practice, according to my description, it is as follows:

No matter how small an official or soldier is, even a eunuch who manages the shoes of a daimyo, can arbitrarily violate the orders of the state law for his own benefit.

The essence of bureaucracy is to ignore reality and focus on form.

Problems that can be solved by lower-level government agencies and do not require detailed regulations are submitted to higher-level agencies to extend the time.

It's a very small problem, but if you quibble over it, you won't get a final solution.

Although there are many government agencies, they are slow in handling affairs and treat the people like cattle and horses. As a result, the phenomena of robbery, inducement, bribery, contempt for the law, cunning and fraud are becoming more and more frequent and are escalating to the point where they are out of control.

Supervisory agencies use various methods to cover up officials' taint, and they sometimes replace officials...

But that creates an impression in the minds of the people that the government is also against bureaucracy. In fact, it is because it is afraid of public unrest, so it monitors the people in the name of supervisory officials.

Regardless of the form of the supervisory body, there are secret deployments in the central government and there must be many secret organizations in various localities.

Although all countries have bureaucracy, there are also great differences. After the Fire Nation won several foreign wars, feudal militarism was encouraged and the power of merchants became stronger, so it had to be covered up with an incomplete constitution.

On the contrary, everything would of course be in another form: after the Kingdom of Wind failed in the foreign war, it used various means such as reforming internal affairs, liberating slaves, and cutting military spending to calm the domestic criticism and anger.

This is just the end of this article.

When the Konoha high-ranking officials saw this argument, they were deeply impressed. Regardless of whether it was right or wrong, it was already a remarkable thing that a child of a few years old could write such things. Moreover, if they asked themselves honestly, they would not be able to write this article.

Although these issues are understood to some extent, no one has been able to express them in such clear and organized words.

Ninja doesn't want to rebel?

Ninja has no ambition?

That is just the current situation. It always takes great courage and guts to be the first person to try something new.

Hashirama did not rebel because these nobles were truly one-generation nobles, and people respected them. No one was willing to risk the world's condemnation and pull them down from the statues. The shackles of the mind restricted people's actions.

But what happens when, as time goes on, the ninjas discover that these traditional nobles are just paper tigers?

The Mizukage was able to puppet the daimyo, and the rebel ninjas of Sunagakure and Konoha were able to capture small countries. As time went by, the prestige of the traditional aristocracy had completely disappeared.

Having said that, it would be a big mistake to conclude that the boy has a high emotional intelligence based on the results of his words and actions.

Because he has done all of the following:

Naruto picks up food and I turn the table...

I won't drink if the Hokage toasts me...

I'll sit first before the Hokage...

Naruto sake I drink...

Naruto draws a card and I draw it myself......

The Hokage lifted the curtain and I got into the sedan chair...

The Hokage walks and I ride in a sedan...

I chat while the Hokage talks...

I'm talking nonsense about Naruto's private affairs...

Naruto's little secret I touched randomly...

The reason is: as long as you don't treat the principal as an outsider, the principal will not treat you as an outsider. This is a good idea, President.

Although this logic always seems a bit wrong when you think about it carefully, but judging from the results, it seems to be true?

The more heartless, shameless, and outspoken he acted, and the more he was not afraid of offending people, the more tolerant and indulgent the Hokage would be towards him.

Naruko's personality is dual and two-sided. She is calm, always has a confident smile on her face, is elegant in manners, and well-spoken. However, these are not the real her. They are just the mask called "the Fourth Hokage" that she wears all the time.

Only one person knows her true side...

She would only show her true nature without any scruples in front of that person...

That's right, to be honest, it's not like Naruko and Menma have never met each other.

It is not difficult to understand. This ninja village is not big. No matter how hard they are tried to separate them, they will meet each other eventually.

However, the situation when the two met was: he didn't know she was Namikaze Naruko, and she didn't know he was Uzumaki Menma, and they didn't know each other's identity and name.

Moreover, the two had actually fought each other. In Menma's opinion, fighting was like eating, and there was nothing to worry about. However, for Naruko, the memory of it was still fresh even after several years.

Time goes back to when Naruko was still a little loli of seven or eight years old. At that time, she had to attend various classes every day and learn various knowledge.

Such as: theoretical knowledge of ninja, ninja fighting, etiquette of aristocratic women, and even flower arrangement must be learned.

Playing is a child's nature. Having inherited part of Kushina's personality, it was difficult for her to calm down at this age. Hence, she couldn't bear the boredom of the training and sneaked out during the flower arrangement class.

Among the groups of people, the little girl walking leisurely forward was particularly eye-catching.

The girl who walked past the crowd and out of their sight obviously lived up to their expectations. She inadvertently exuded a nobility that seemed to permeate the atmosphere around her. Her alluring sweetness made every inch of land she stepped on rush to offer their loyalty to her.

The soft, shining, smooth blonde hair was tied into two ponytails, the facial features were as delicate as a high-end doll, and the face had a soft and elegant smile that could be seen from any angle. It was like a perfect work of God recreated on earth.

Miss Naruko, who had long been accustomed to the keen attention, walked gracefully on the sidewalk filled with scorching sun. She now had only one thought: to find a cool place, otherwise she would turn into a melting hachimi.

"Hey~ Isn't this Naruko-chan? Come here, come here, sister has delicious food here."

"Naruko! Take whatever you want!"

Whenever Naruko passed by on the street, the wave of kindness from people would make her feel at a loss as to what to do, and by the time she realized what was happening, there were already a lot more things in her arms.

But just as she passed an alley, she heard such intermittent conversation coming from inside.

"Woo woo woo, I won't dare to do it again, just spare us!"

"Yes, yes! We have realized our mistake, please let us go."

"This is our pocket money..."

Naruko stopped and went in curiously, only to see this scene: three short, fat and thin people were kneeling on the ground, with bruised faces and noses, begging for mercy from a blond shota who was younger than them.

"Hey, how can you bully people so casually!" Mingzi put the things in her hand on the ground and walked straight over.

"Huh?" Menma tilted his head and looked at the girl with twin blonde tails who appeared out of nowhere with a puzzled look.

And I don’t know if it’s because he took the gunpowder or because he didn’t eat and was hungry, but Menma is now furious.

"Who are you sending it to?"

"You work for the Master?"

"I'll kill you in three days and scatter your ashes!"

Menma starts with these three qualities in a row.

Then, one doesn't ask the reason, and the other doesn't explain. When two "high emotional intelligence" people come together, the result is naturally self-evident.

The two men started arguing, and before they had even said a few words, they started fighting each other, as if water and fire were incompatible.

If I were to describe Naruko's character in one sentence, it would be: a burning fire hidden beneath the calm surface of a lake.

On the surface, it seems that Naruko has inherited the character of the Fourth Hokage. Her every move is polite, elegant and beautiful, just like a princess.

In fact, this is just a mask that Naruko wears to deal with other people's eyes. Her real personality is as fierce and domineering as Kushina.

However, due to the constraints of her identity, she could not normally show these things and could only hide this side of her in her heart.

There is a characteristic of ninja's physical skills, they all more or less like high-position leg techniques, but this is not difficult to understand, because they are usually highly mobile, they can fight when they want to fight and retreat when they want to retreat, and jumping around to show off their skills has become their habit.

However, Menma, who was good at close combat, was good at such fancy moves. He blocked Naruko's high leg attack with his hand and then used an arm-lifting and peeling motion to attack.

Bend sideways and step through the crotch, create conditions, unite waist and hips, work together from top to bottom, and grab the person out like a wild horse with its mane spread.

If the high leg is picked up or pulled, the balance will definitely be lost, but the law of "high leg will be hit" does not apply to the agile ninja.

Mingzi is even more agile and nimble. She can still adjust her posture with one hand when she lands.

Her skills were even more bizarre. Her moves were completely unconventional. She would kick in the air, turn around and kick sideways. After kicking at a tricky angle, she could then do a weird flip in the air and kick again.

Menma ducked to dodge the first kick, bent his arms to block the second kick, used the momentum to flip backwards to create distance, while Naruko landed steadily on the ground.

Their physical skills are no longer what a Genin can do. Apart from the limitations of their young, underdeveloped bodies such as strength and speed, their techniques and moves are already among the best among ninjas.

Even if Kakashi Hatake, the "No. 1 Jonin of Konoha" among the current Konoha ninjas, saw them, he would be amazed at their beautiful skills, right?

In the street fight, neither of them used ninjutsu. It was unclear whether they wanted to stop when necessary or they were worried that using ninjutsu would make a "children's fight" become more serious.

In the evening, the figure with double ponytails shuttled back and forth across the rooftops. Her disheveled appearance showed that she had been punched many times by the other party, which was why she had to avoid other people's eyes.

On Menma's side, he also covered his right eye with a dark circle, limped along with the help of the wall, and cursed.

"You really are the running girl of Konoha. You are so babyish. With that flying kick, I almost got kicked off the line by Li Ning."

"You play dirty tricks on me, remember you will suffer the consequences."

"Write in your diary when you get home!"

By the way, Menma, who is not a normal person, likes to write a diary very much. He is narrow-minded and will make sarcastic remarks about Konoha in his diary whenever he is angry.

What? You want to flatter Konoha? Which bastard said that? Am I that kind of person? Do you understand what I mean by "honest advice is unpleasant to the ear"?

So, today's Menma Diary has the following content: