Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

There is a saying that goes, facts speak louder than words, but this saying does not apply here in Konoha.

Last year, I bought a bowl of ramen at a ramen restaurant and ordered duck neck. I found a rat head in it, so I went to argue with the boss.

A young girl took out a duck neck.

I put a rat head and a duck neck on the plate and said:

"This is different."

"Same, that's right."

"this......"

"Just the same, you see!"

So I ate the rat head and left.

By the way, I would like to tell everyone in a certain village in Konoha that you said that the weakness of attacking our village was the leftovers of a certain ninja village. Try adding the word "us" to Konoha and see if it works.

Now I have added it respectfully. I have read it and it makes sense.

Look!

006 Uzuki Yugao, her body and soul have become his......

Mao Yue Xigao is a beautiful woman with long purple hair with soft and smooth ends that falls to her waist like a waterfall.

His eyes were large and bright, a deep brown color, and sparkled with intelligence.

The face is gentle and beautiful, with soft contours, and the skin is as white as snow, delicate and exquisite.

Wearing an Anbu uniform, with slender fingers and fair skin, she stood there like a purple flower blooming in the sunset, exuding an intoxicating fragrance and charm.

Additionally, she is the ANBU ninja currently in charge of monitoring the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki Uzumaki Menma for five years to date.

Similarly, during these five years, she gradually accumulated merits from an ordinary member of the Anbu, her strength grew, and she became the captain of the Anbu team.

On this day, Moonlight Wind asked her to meet under the tree in the grove.

"Xiyan, I..."

"Don't yell my name while I'm on a mission."

"Sorry, I actually...I actually wanted to ask, are you free these days?"

"No."

Xiyan's attitude was as indifferent as ever, but one could clearly hear her displeasure, as if she didn't want to waste even a minute more with him.

"Then the time after that will also be..."

"I still have an important mission, please try not to disturb me."

Ji Feng stopped and stood where he was, watching Xi Yan's graceful figure gradually walking away, and sadness rose in his heart.

The afterglow of the setting sun reflected on his body, and this desolate atmosphere seemed to be announcing his failure.

Graduated from the Ninja School, passed the exam to become a Chunin, practiced Konoha-style swordsmanship, and joined the Anbu... all together...

Childhood sweethearts, an inseparable relationship that is like lovers in the eyes of others...

Even Ji Feng himself sometimes thinks like this: They should become lovers in the future, and then get married naturally, right?

When did it become like this?

His memory went back five years.

One day, the 6th team of Anbu where Yugao was located received a mission to monitor and protect the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki Uzumaki Menma.

From then on, his relationship with Xiyan became increasingly distant.

They talked about everything but had nothing in common, and now it was like this. Xiyan didn't want to say another word to him.

"That demon fox must have used some kind of magic." Ji Feng clenched his fists, with only hatred and anger in his eyes.

But is this Menma’s fault again?

Menma didn't kneel down and beg her to monitor him.

Mao Yue Yugao will never forget her first impression when she entered that room: it was messy, very messy.

But this was not just any ordinary mess, it was a kind of indescribable mess, with books and scrolls all over the floor.

She remembered what the Sandaime Hokage had said before: "Speaking of which, Menma has loved reading since he was a child! He must have inherited his father's hobby, haha."

But isn't this too much? This child is only six years old? Can he really understand these books?

She picked up a book and found that it was the same book she had read in the library two years ago.

All in all, in her eyes, these books should never be understandable to children of this age.

As the observation continued, it was found that what was piled on the ground were not only books and scrolls, but also various ninja tools.

Not long after, she discovered another interesting sign: although the room was messy, it was spotless, and every corner was incredibly clean.

(PS: In fact, Tamamo loves cleanliness, and she will clean up diligently, but Menma has this ability. He can make her hard-to-clean things messy again in one minute. The final compromise is what it is now.)

She walked over to the desk, opened the drawer, and saw the very obvious Menma diary.

Whether driven by curiosity or the needs of surveillance missions, she should open the diary and read it carefully.

This is the first page of the diary:

x year x month x day

Today, I finally learned to crawl (cross out) and can pick up a pen!

PS: Those who read my diary are orphans. You will die tonight.

The handwriting was crooked and twisted, looking a little childish, but Xiyan couldn't believe that a three-year-old could pick up a pen and write. It even made her forget the insult that should have made her angry.

Turning back the pages, I can’t say that every page is like that, but I can say that more than 70% of the content is about holding grudges.

x year x month x day

Today, it is drizzling, and my heart is just like the weather. I haven’t eaten since yesterday, and I’m cold and hungry. I will remember this grudge.

After turning over a dozen pages...

x year x month x day

It's sunny and hot outside. I've been waiting for someone to ask me out to play, but so far no one has taken me. I'll remember this.

I turned over a dozen pages...

x year x month x day

The old Hokage called me in for a lecture again today and deducted my pocket money. I will remember this grudge.

Keep turning the pages...

x year x month x day

Today I was arrested by the Uchiha clan and taken to the police station. The charge was: leaking the secrets of the ninja village. I will keep this grudge for now.

Turn the page again...

x year x month x day

I was scolded by the Hyuga clan today, but I can't beat them now. I will remember this grudge and will take revenge in the future.

Turn the page...

x year x month x day

I don’t know what to write, but I’m in a bad mood, so I’ll just take revenge first.

Of course, Menma's diary is not entirely filled with meaningless vengeance.

Occasionally, Menma would write some short essays out of boredom, but of course we cannot rule out the possibility that he did it on purpose.

These short essays all follow the same formula: How can this village be like this? I think deeply and ask myself → The old man thinks that it should be like this → The main text...

What is the main text like? Like this article "Five Methods for Controlling the People (crossed out) and Strengthening the Village":

Unify the people's art: abolish the teachings of our ancestors, burn the opinions of hundreds of schools of thought, unify the people's thoughts, make them ignorant and follow only the shadows.

The art of weakening the people: When the village is strong but the people are weak, the way to govern the village is to weaken the people. The way to weaken the people is to weaken their clan first.

The method of tiring the people out: find things to do for the people, and make them run around so that they have no time to take care of other things.

The method of humiliating the people: making the people lose their self-respect and self-confidence, instigating the people to report and expose each other, so that the people live in fear all day long and have no desire to be self-reliant and strong.

The art of poverty alleviation: depriving people of their remaining money and property except for the necessities of life will make them lose their ambition.

If the five are ineffective, kill them.

If these five can be achieved, the village will prosper and no country in the world can rival it.

The specific content also includes detailed descriptions on some aspects, such as "A village that uses good tolerance to control the evil tolerance will inevitably be in chaos and eventually be weakened", "A village that uses evil tolerance to control the good tolerance will inevitably be governed and become very strong". These words are really insane.

Xiyan was sweating coldly, thinking: This was actually written by a six-year-old child? No, this is a monster, this is a demon.

So, this is why Danzo has always wanted to get Menma Uzumaki.

Because many of his ideas coincide with Danzo's, and are even better than his.

If we say that the Sandaime's articles were like banned books and his talent was like a strategic weapon that Konoha had to use when necessary, then Danzo was to the extent of regarding his articles as treasures.

Any powerful ninjutsu will pale in comparison to these five techniques, and the tailed beasts are nothing compared to this man.

Both Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo came to the conclusion that Menma Uzumaki's own value has surpassed that of the tailed beasts.

Yes, this is not surprising, because Menma possesses knowledge from another world, knowledge that this world has never had.

But the actual situation is like this. Whether he is conscious or unconscious, if something he writes is leaked, it can cause the whole world to sigh.

Danzo understood Menma's value, but he only stopped at cognition and planning.

However, the seemingly amiable and confused old Hokage was actually exploiting his value.

The Sandaime Hokage would long ago give Menma some difficult political problems that he encountered in real life in the name of individual exams and ask him to answer them, and then decide how to implement policies based on his opinions.

For example, in a recent incident, he asked about a country that was experiencing civil unrest. Morally, Konoha should send troops to help, but from an interest perspective, Konoha should not take action.

Konoha cannot go against morality and bear the stigma of standing idly by, nor can it really get involved in this quagmire of war that has no benefits but only harms.

Yes! He doesn't want to be scolded, nor does he want to suffer losses. He wants both fame and profit. This is the true face of the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Menma secretly criticized the old man in his heart, but for the sake of that little pocket money, he didn't mind answering seriously.

“We can give them every support we can, except to help.”

"What do you mean?" the Third Hokage asked expectantly.

He was looking forward to Menma's answer, and Menma did not disappoint him.

This time he proposed a "four-stage theory" as a solution that made the experienced Sandaime Hokage dumbfounded:

“In the first phase, we declared that nothing happened.”

“The second stage is saying maybe something is going on, but we shouldn’t take action.”

“The third stage is saying maybe we should act but there’s nothing we can do.”

"Stage 4 is saying maybe something could have been done but now it's too late."

"If we have tried all four stages and still see no results, we can move on to the next stage."

"The next stage?" asked the Third Hokage.

"Try to point the finger at foreign forces, such as the Kingdom of Thunder."

Every time they talked, Menma always came up with ideas that opened Sarutobi Hiruzen's mind, and even he, an old fox in the political arena, could not help but feel a chill down his spine.

Remember Menma's weird talk last time:

"Our diplomatic goal at Konoha has not changed in sixty years: to create a divided ninja world."

"Therefore, we will unite with Uzushio to conquer Kirigakure, unite with Kumogakure to conquer Iwagakure (after the First Shinobi World War), unite with Sandagakure and Amegakure to conquer Iwagakure, and unite with Iwagakure and Soundgakure to conquer Kumogakure. Divide and conquer."

Although I wanted to refute it when I first heard it, after careful consideration, I felt that this was the correct explanation.

However, if you are conservative and lack knowledge, you will probably just feel angry when you hear these words, and think they are the words of evil heretics.