Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

People's energy is limited. As long as you care too much about something and cannot rationally restrain and control this emotion, you will naturally have less energy to focus on other things.

Even revenge was thrown out of his mind, and revenge was not as important as love.

As time goes by, everyone has more or less realized the fact that "Satsuki is a girl", and although they don't say it out loud, everyone knows it tacitly.

This is not unusual, right? At least in this world, it seems that women dressing up as men is a common thing.

However, only Sakura is still in the dark.

Love-brain will lower a person's IQ, make people immersed in "what they believe in" and lose their rational decision-making ability.

For example: Now Satsuki can be identified as a girl from her appearance, and her hair is getting longer and longer, but Sakura just can't think of the possibility that "Satsuki is a girl".

"Satsuki! You're back!"

Satsuki, who was looking for Menma on the street, suddenly heard this familiar voice.

She looked in the direction of the voice: yes, it was Sakura, running back waving her hands.

Until now, she is still annoyed by this person.

Being angry, the limited time we have is even less.

After finally getting rid of Sakura, she finally found Menma fishing by the Minamiga River.

What is the proof that you are in love with someone?

Just like Feiyangyang, right?

The essence of social animals is to lick each other. Unity is their nature, but the things they lick are different.

Satsuki, without hesitation, taught Menma the Chidori that he had learned with great difficulty.

But this doesn't seem to count as licking, because at least...

She licked it, didn't she? They were already in a relationship.

Watching the person I like trying hard to learn the ninjutsu I taught him: making hand seals, with his palms facing upwards, using all his strength but only able to emit a weak electric current...

Failed.

This is not surprising because Menma does not have lightning-attribute chakra. The chakra attributes he currently possesses are: fire, wind, and earth.

Not long after, he muttered with dissatisfaction on his face: "Sure enough, this is the only extent I can do."

"It's already amazing, it's just the first time."

Zuo Yue took out a handkerchief from her pocket and walked forward to wipe his sweat. Her clumsy movements seemed like she had just learned how to do this.

The corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise slightly, revealing a sweet smile that was rarely seen.

There is no jealousy, no negative emotions like in the past, only the feeling of pride that "my man is so good".

This is a satisfaction and happiness that cannot be described in words. I want time to stop at this moment.

Falling in love softened her cold and arrogant personality and made her more and more like her mother.

Before falling in love, she was as arrogant as a girl...

After falling in love, she is as virtuous as a wife...

Make time just to see him.

Such an impatient Satsuki didn't even notice the mature feminine scent on Menma's body, because she was so satisfied and eager to complete the task.

However, even though Satsuki was immersed in happiness, she was seen by Uchiha Itachi, who had already arrived in Konoha but was hiding somewhere unknown.

Although they are sisters, their hairstyles are completely different. They have smooth hair and wear it in a ponytail at the back.

The nasolabial folds do not affect her beauty, but make her appearance more charming. This should be a strange thing that only appears in the two-dimensional world, right?

Uchiha Itachi, on the surface, seems to be the rare embodiment of rationality and reason among the Uchiha people, but in fact, there is an extremely crazy monster hidden in her heart.

She can kill her entire family for the sake of "righteousness".

Is this the way of the ninja?

Well, this is closer to the way of the samurai, the "loyalty" that is beneficial to oneself and advocated and praised by noble lords.

The ninjas in this world originated from the Ninja Sect created by the Six Paths Sage, and have their own philosophies: peace, self-cultivation, and chakra as a means of mental communication.

At this time, ninjutsu had not yet emerged as a system, and the Ninja Sect was just a very niche religion.

This religion was split due to the issue of succession, and the disciples of the religion gradually went out to set up their own sects, forming families linked by blood, and the ninja clan also came from this.

The theory of the Ninja Sect was not backward when it was first established. It was a new thing that broke the status quo.

However, as time went by, it inevitably degenerated into a thing of "family rule", a tool for the inheritance of bloodline and the nobility.

Uchiha Itachi, what exactly is she loyal to?

What does she think is righteousness?

In a forest in the northwest of the Land of Fire, heavy rain was pouring down and a famous Konoha Genin was running breathlessly.

He looked panicked, as if he had done something wrong and was afraid of being caught by someone. In his hand, he was tightly grasping the hilt of a sword without a blade.

Morino Date is the younger brother of Morino Ibiki, who holds absolute leadership over Konoha's Torture Department.

There are different ranks among the senior ninjas, and the gap is like that between General Pan Feng and General Lu Bu.

It is not difficult to understand that the military of small countries is weak, while the military of big countries is strong.

Konoha has enough talent in its reserves to allow it to create the job title of special jonin.

According to Menma: Konoha's special jonin and even chunin can become jonin in other countries. Konoha only has small wins, medium wins, and big wins.

Midori Aoi, a Chunin of Konohagakure, is the instructor of Morino Date. He instigated Date to steal the forbidden book of seals and the Thunder God's Sword of the Second Hokage.

By the way, if the Fourth Hokage used the Rasengan to pair with the Flying Thunder God Technique, the Second Hokage used the Thunder God Sword to pair with the Flying Thunder God Technique.

The power of Thunder God's Sword + Flying Thunder God Slash is enough to rival Raikiri. As a perception-type ninja, the second-generation Hokage does not need the Sharingan to adapt to high-speed movement.

Although he only got the Sword of Thunder God, Midori Aoi also wanted to use it as a token of his allegiance to defect to the Hidden Rain Village and become a Jonin.

Of course, Ida was unwilling to betray Konoha. This was not difficult to understand. His brother was a special jonin in charge of the interrogation department, and his family also had a place in Konoha.

Traitors are shameful. Morality has weight, and it takes sufficient interest to make people turn against you.

However, when Satsuki arrived...

She only found the bodies of Midori and Morinoida.

There was no trace of the so-called Thor's sword.

After recovering from his illness, Menma's equipment was updated: the short knife behind him was no longer there, and was replaced by a long sword.

This is a new sword forged from the short sword given by Xi Yan and the Thunder God's Sword that appeared in his house one day. Menma calls it "the best sword in the village" and "the Thunder Sword".

Although its design is like a horizontal straight knife with a one-way blade, it is still a sword.

What? Are you still asking? I can call a mouse a duck, a deer a horse, but I can't call a knife a sword?

However, Menma, who is just a young boy now, is not suitable for carrying this adult sword. It looks very unharmonious just carrying it on his back, and it would also be inconvenient to move, so he usually keeps it in a scroll.

Menma would often complain: "That short sword is actually quite easy to use. If I had known, I wouldn't have fused it, and I wouldn't have unfused it."

Jonin, Chunin, and Genin, these are the levels of ninjas.

This is a military rank that symbolizes strength.

Strength includes intelligence, knowledge, military force, and other aspects of assessment.

To be able to be promoted, one must naturally have the ability to meet the requirements.

What about those who didn’t get promoted?

We can't completely deny it.

For example: Some people may just be good at fighting, like Kai's father, Mighty Dai.

His martial arts prowess is undoubtedly unquestionable, but it is limited to the level of "being able to fight", that is, he has no problem in head-on confrontation, and he can even fight against a Chunin.

The strong body he trained with all his might is better than many Chunins.

Eight Gates of Ninjutsu (A-level), which is enough to prove that there is no problem with his fighting ability.

He is just too biased.

Ninjas need to deal with a variety of complex situations and complete a variety of complicated tasks.

Might Dai lacks these qualities, so much so that he is unable to pass the Chunin examination.

This is a character flaw.

His character is contrary to that of a ninja who uses despicable means, and he is more suitable to be a martial artist.

For example, some people clearly have the ability to be promoted to a jonin, but they do not take the assessment or submit an application, like the Genin Maruboshi Kosuke.

Compared with other young jonin, his talent is mediocre.

When he was young, it was even more impossible for him to be compared with legendary ninjas like the Sandaime and the Fourth Hokage.

He has many disabilities: his left foot is a prosthetic limb and his left eye is also an artificial eye.

But he lived a long time.

The years of honing his skills have made him as powerful as a jonin.

Years of practice and actual combat have made his physical skills superb.

Ordinary ninjas can only see the flash of the sword and then lose their lives.

He is an expert in Konoha-ryu swordsmanship and has mastered the ultimate secret of the combination of illusion and swordsmanship developed by the Second Hokage: Konoha-ryu·Ryu (S-rank).

His mastery of ninjutsu has also reached the pinnacle, and he has mastered many advanced ninjutsu taught by the Hokage himself, such as: Water Style: Water Dragon Bullet (B-level), Water Style: Water Array Wall (B-level), and Shuriken Shadow Clone Technique (A-level).

His strength improves with experience...

According to Menma: It’s nothing, it’s just a matter of practice.

He can deal with all kinds of situations calmly and has gone through countless life-and-death tests.

Menma learned the Konoha-style swordsmanship from this old man.

Mao Yue Xi Gao? Who is that? I don't know her well.

In the morning, he had been asking Gu Jie for advice on swordsmanship, listening to the elder's posture level and life experience.

In the afternoon, he was going to ask the rebellious ninja sister (Kakuzu) for ninjutsu.

Ever since he had fully exploited Kakashi Hatake's value, Menma has been looking for new people to exploit.

Finally, during the Chunin Exams, he found it.

That rebellious ninja lady I met before?

Day 1: "Big sister, big sister, can I treat you to milk tea? The first cup of milk tea in autumn!"

The next day: "Big sister, big sister, can I treat you to a grilled sausage? The first grilled sausage of autumn!"

Day 3: "Big sister, big sister, I bought a bunch of flowers for you! The first bunch of chrysanthemums in autumn!"

Day 4: "Big sister, big sister, I..."

(All of this is fireworks money)

052 A cuter little loli: Scorpion of the red sand

Faced with this offensive that was almost sexual harassment, finally, Kakuzu-san...Kakuzu-san compromised.

She agreed: "Okay."

The ABC tips for gaining favor never go out of date: 1. Being persistent, 2. Being persistent, 3. Throwing a tantrum.

If you fail, you lose face.

It worked, +1 for the toolbox tool.

Brother Ni's tactics are version selection, which is the conclusion drawn by Menma after hundreds of battles and practices: fairies defeat national men, and Brother Ni defeats fairies.

Defame Brother Ni, understand Brother Ni, become Brother Ni, surpass Brother Ni.

In addition, the stalking strategy also requires two tactics:

1. Don’t be too serious about any relationship, but make the other person think that you are serious about the relationship.