Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

2. Cast a wide net: Make friends like a social terrorist, but don’t invest too much energy in it. Get to know more social animals at the lowest cost.

When the fairy accuses you of bowing your head, you better really bow your head.

However, is this really the case?

So Easy?

Is this method really effective for Miss Kakuzu, who is nearly a hundred years old?

On this day, at the entrance of the restaurant, Kakuzu who came out met a little girl as expected.

About 10 to 12 years old?

She looks as delicate as a doll, with short red hair that reaches her shoulders.

The beautiful dress made her look like a little princess rather than a ninja.

Passersby all cast their eyes on her, and some would think: If my daughter dressed like this, she would be very cute, right?

Before they knew it, they had arrived at a deserted place.

Avoided ninjutsu surveillance, avoided ninja tracking...

This is not a difficult task for legendary ninjas like them.

Kakuzu put his left hand on his waist and held his forehead with his right hand, showing a distressed look: "Really, can't you dress less to attract attention?"

"I think this is beautiful! This is what art should be like."

"Tsk." Kakuzu smacked his lips and said, "I don't want to care about your quirks. And what's more! You don't really want me to teach that little brat ninjutsu, do you?"

"That's the deal between us, isn't it?"

"No, what good would it do you to teach that brat ninjutsu?"

The little girl raised her head at a 45-degree angle and looked into the distance, as if she was looking at something, but there was nothing in her sight.

She thought for a while and said, "In short, that guy is the prey I chose. You have to help me keep him safe, and I will pay you."

Beautiful looks, elegant temperament, and the notoriety of the Red Sand Scorpion make up a poppy-like charm.

Konoha's snake, red sand's scorpion...

They are all murderous executioners, they all roam the ninja world in the name of "poison", and they all firmly believe in eternal life.

The former used living people as experimental subjects...

The latter uses living people as artworks...

They are not bound by worldly morals or laws.

The Third Kazekage died at the hands of Scorpion, and the Fourth Kazekage died at the hands of Snake.

They confirmed each other like a mirror, with many similarities and correspondences, even the encounter with that guy was so similar.

That happened several years ago:

It was midsummer, and a little red-haired girl who looked only six or seven years old was surrounded by a group of older children.

Someone was playing with her hair like this, and curiously complained, "Hey, your hair color is weird!"

Someone questioned her fiercely: "Tell me, where are you from? I have never seen you before. Are you a spy sent by other ninja villages?"

"That's it!"

"Say it!"

They were talking at once, arguing, pulling and pushing each other.

But even though her collar was grabbed, the little girl's expression remained cold.

Because she was thinking:

Want to kill them?

But there is no point...

Not even qualified to be a doll...

Then, the light appeared.

"Hey, bastard, how can you bully others? Bullying is wrong." (Shanghai Translation Mandarin)

One punch, two punches, three punches...

Just like the hero in a fairy tale, he defeated all the bad guys and saved the princess.

It was a light that could move even snakes and scorpions, just like the sun.

But, am I not the real bad guy?

The mission this time is to collect information about Konoha.

"Are you OK?"

"fine."

The fingers touched and met the palm.

It was clearly just the contact of the prosthetic limbs, but my heart was beating wildly, as if something was awakened in my heart.

I want to possess him, to make him my own.

The boy's concern made her feel as warm as the sun.

After that, she would always meet this guy whenever she wandered around Konoha.

Although he is just a child, he has more knowledge than an adult.

She also asked him tentatively: "Do you want to try replacing body parts with puppets?"

In response to her recommendation, Menma would ask, "But even objects will eventually wither, right?"

Scorpion replied: "At least it can survive longer than a fragile body..."

"How is it possible! How can the body be so fragile and inconvenient?"

"I firmly believe that human beings can rely on their own strength to become..."

"The ultimate life form."

Ever since she became Scorpion of the Red Sand, no one has dared to deny her art to her face.

Not even the leader.

Even the Kazekage deserves to die.

However, this boy clearly denied her idea, but...

She didn't feel disgusted at all.

When the boy asked about her identity, she fooled him by saying that she was "a family member of the entourage from Uzushio Village visiting Konoha" (Uzushio Village still exists in this book).

He believed it.

He had no doubts.

Because, according to the boy’s weird logic: I can’t prove that she is real, but I can’t prove that she is fake either.

Well, it’s better to believe this kind of thing.

Anyway, I don’t lose anything.

Shortly thereafter, Scorpion confirmed that the child was the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki.

The Jinchūriki had his tailed beast extracted, and the result was that he lost his life.

Watching the boy's departing figure, Scorpion muttered to himself, "I'll make this guy into a beautiful puppet when the time comes."

Then, the second encounter...

At that time, Uchiha was still around, and the young man was still doing all kinds of cheating and fraudulent side jobs.

For example......

I heard that someone was buying a bicycle and went to buy a helmet from him.

I heard that someone has insomnia, so I went to him to buy sleeping pills.

Shamelessly euphemizing their actions as: "This is called the market, get the lead time right!"

This afternoon, the young man was squatting with a pair of crutches on the road that students from the Ninja School had to take after school.

Scorpion looked at him like he was an idiot and reminded him, "This is a ninja village. Even if someone is injured, they will go to the hospital for treatment. No one will buy your crutches."

Menma patted his chest and said, "Just wait and see. Today I will find someone with good legs and feet and sell the kidnapper to him!"

What confidence...

What a high-spirited...

The childishness that belongs to his age, the wisdom that does not belong to his age, and the mercenary and shamelessness of a street person all appear in him at the same time.

Unconsciously, Scorpio had developed a strong interest in this child who was nearly thirty years younger than her.

"If you need money, why don't you just rob it?"

"With your skills, you can easily collect money from those kids, right?"

"Why bother with such a low-level trick?"

Menma responded righteously:

"I am a law-abiding and good citizen!"

"And what's more! How can this be called a lie? The words are so harsh."

"This is called the free market. Business is the greatest charity."

Sophistry, such a rogue, but...

But I don't feel disgusted.

No, there are other important things to do. Let's go see if there are any good puppet materials.

With this thought in mind, Scorpion said, "I'm leaving."

But as soon as she took a step, she was caught by Menma.

At that moment, my heart began to beat again.

"Wait! Wait! Why are you leaving? Help me shout twice!"

There was no prey found throughout the afternoon.

In the end, he didn't squat on the students, but he squatted on an unexpected person and successfully sold the pair of crutches to him.

As for who the victim was...

Of course it’s Ebisu.

Mian Mahjong praised these two crutches to the sky, describing them in sales terms as:

"The senior monk in the temple saw that I was destined to be with him and gave me some ninja tools..."

"It is rumored that the Sage of Six Paths used it..."

"When Madara was recuperating after his legs were broken by Hashirama, he used this pair of crutches..."

"It is rumored that the secret book of ninjutsu to become a peerless master is in this pair of crutches..."

Not only Ebisu, but Sasori also showed great interest in the boy's words and was somewhat skeptical.

Just like that, Menma offered a price of 1 billion taels.

In the end, after a fierce bargaining match between the two, Ebisu bought the pair of crutches for 100,000 ryo.

The transaction was completed, and Ebisu ran home instantly, holding his cane as if he had found a treasure.

Menma was counting the money on the spot, muttering to himself, "Oh, I gave it away for nothing!"

About seven days later, Ebisu realized that he had been deceived, and in a fit of rage, he reported Menma to the police.

Since then, Konoha has had new additional laws.

The money was recovered, but the dignity was lost.