Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

"Then he was too tough."

As if nothing could stump him, the boy continued to propose a plan with ease: "This is the fourth step. List all his flaws, but in a tone that excuses him."

"It's like: Oh? What does that matter? It's just conscientious objection! I'm sure no one seriously questions his patriotism."

“Or: I think it’s not entirely fair for everyone to criticize him and ruin his last administration.”

"If that doesn't work, we can always hint at some other scandal."

"If he's single, it implies he's having an affair."

At this moment, Qiandao's head was already hot, and his stupid mind was unable to digest these things at all.

He only remembered to argue, saying, "But Lord Meng Zong is already married."

"Then commit adultery, with a lady who must be avoided, such as..."

Menma glanced at the ibis beside him meaningfully, and then said, "The secret of application lies in one's heart. Learn it well."

Two days later at eight o'clock in the evening, Zhu Lu pretended to hold a meeting to discuss recent events and notified Hong Ming and Meng Zong in an attempt to catch them all in one fell swoop.

After Hongming arrived, it was announced that he would be placed under isolation and investigation, but he did not resist.

When Meng Zong received the notice and rushed to the meeting in a sedan chair, his ninjas hid in the daimyo's residence.

In the corridor, the guards took the opportunity to grab him.

Meng Zong shouted, "I'm here for a meeting, what are you doing?"

He sensed a sense of crisis, and began to fight back with punches and kicks, even exposing his hidden strength, and killed two guards in succession before being subdued by Naruko who arrived shortly afterwards.

Afterwards, the old monk Meng Zong was taken into the hall with his arms twisted, and Zhu Lu, who appeared in the form of a white egret, began to read the "arrest decision" to him.

Before she finished reading, Meng Zong suddenly broke free from Ming Zi's restraints, roared, and rushed towards Menma who was five or six meters away.

But before he could pounce, Meng Zong was subdued again.

On that day, Meng Zong was taken into a basement.

This was a punishment designed by Uzumaki Menma. According to him, it was "humanitarian and caring", but the real reason was that none of the Konoha ninjas present could use high-level illusions.

Here are the specific penalties:

The torture instruments were modern, the kind that would automatically tighten with the slightest movement of the handcuffs. If you didn't struggle, it would be fine. But if you struggled hard, the handcuffs would tighten accordingly, causing your hands to swell and become unbearably painful.

There is an instrument in the house where he sleeps that can sound automatically at a fixed time. The sound is not very loud, but it feels like piercing the heart and is extremely stimulating to the human mind.

After hearing this sound, I couldn't fall asleep.

In this way, Meng Zong could not sleep day or night, and the degree of sleepiness he felt was unimaginable to others.

Once, Meng Zong was drinking boiling water and fell asleep before the water even entered his mouth.

Then there was a snap!

He opened his eyes and the water was still warm.

After arriving at the prison, the ward is inspected every two hours.

Every time I made rounds, I would talk to him and wake him up even if he fell asleep. There was no exception.

In order to get a confession, it was common to use the "round tactics" against him.

Sometimes we would fall asleep while talking, and I took the opportunity to give him injections several times (which I begged from Miss Jingyin).

Whenever I took that drug, I couldn't sleep no matter what, and I felt extremely irritated and miserable.

I firmly refused to take the injection, but they forced it on me.

The later exchange condition was: I would not give you the injection as long as you explained it well.

After three or four days, it was time for the prison to exercise again, and Meng Zong came out of the prison.

However, he had only taken a few steps when he fell to the ground like a door panel, foaming at the mouth.

Some people wanted to help him, but the supervisor immediately said, "Don't move. It's very dangerous. Just let him recover slowly on his own."

After two or three minutes, Meng Zong slowly turned sideways. His nose was bleeding, half of his face was covered with dust, and he gave a wry smile.

During the trial, Meng Zong admitted all his crimes.

Compared to Meng Zong, Hong Ming is very principled.

Hong Ming asked during the trial: "When I stayed at the front to follow Lord Lu during the war, where did you hide?"

"I am just a dog of Lord Lu. I am not afraid of you beating me."

Apparently knowing that he had no hope of survival, Hongming committed suicide in prison shortly afterwards.

Rumor has it that he left a suicide note in prison, in which he read: The peace that Lord Lu led the people to achieve has now been swallowed up by these evil people with ulterior motives. There will be endless troubles and disasters for the country and the people. Lord Lu, your subordinates are here to see you!

Of course, no one ever actually saw this suicide note.

Just like that, in just a few days, Menma overthrew the two most powerful ministers of the country without bloodshed and established the prestige of the monarch!

070 The mentor who misleads his students, Uzumaki Menma: Stand up! Don’t be a bootlicker!

Menma Uzumaki's works have the magical power to change other people's minds. He is a giant of thought in this world, and his deep darkness is spreading uncontrollably.

Moonlight Gale read the boy's works and found that his thoughts had changed since some time ago.

In the eyes of women, a man's devotion to a woman is taken for granted and looked down upon.

Women have no interest in men's suffering and efforts.

Women are just "dopamine" animals, animals that are intoxicated by the emotional value of the moment.

She will follow whoever can make her happy.

Women's sexual pleasure is several times that of men, women live longer than men, and men undertake all the hard work in the world...

In war, women lose their husbands and children, and men lose their lives...

These days, he kept thinking about these things, constantly deconstructing his own thoughts with "Menmaism".

"The unexamined life is not worth living."

So, what is my life?

Why should I pursue Mao Yue Xi Yan?

Sexual desire or love desire?

Sexual desires can be satisfied in brothels, and even slaves can be purchased...

For ninjas, satisfying sexual desire is the cheapest way to do things.

Is it the expectation of receiving love in return, filling the inner void and achieving self-satisfaction?

But she won't satisfy me, I can't get satisfaction from her.

For her, I even lost my life and became the half-human, half-ghost I am now (Reincarnation).

From a utilitarian point of view, she only brings me pain.

Unable to give up the sunk cost of feelings?

Yes, it seems that this is the only reasonable explanation.

Just like a gambler, he loses more and more, but still has the illusion of making his money back.

It was late at night and the moonlight was shining on the road, illuminating a dark figure, his body obscured by a black robe.

"Where should I go now?"

Ever since Snake Princess destroyed Otogakure, she has lifted her control over him.

At the same time, his body was also discovered by Konoha.

This means he is free, but he is also socially dead.

I can't go back to Konoha.

Family, there is no going back.

He is a wandering ghost and a walking corpse in this world.

At this time, the faint light of fire attracted him. Driven by curiosity, he rushed over and saw the messy situation.

The village was engulfed in flames, charred bodies lay at the doorsteps, and the air was filled with the smell of blood, wood smoke, and even barbecue.

At this moment, something in his heart was being awakened.

That was his childhood...

"Ahh, why do I have to be the bad guy again? I want to be a hero too!"

Yes! That was his original intention, that was what he pursued at first, that was his childhood dream.

He fantasized about becoming the protagonist of a heroic story who punished evil and promoted good, was admired by others, and left in a graceful manner.

He thought again of the perverse ideas of "that boy".

Why do men have to live in such pain? Why do women have to live in such pain?

There are more meaningful things in this world.

Men should pursue their own happiness!

People should pursue happiness. There are three main ways to pursue happiness:

1. Pursue a life of satisfaction and happiness.

2. A righteous life pursuing honor and justice.

3. A contemplative life in pursuit of truth.

"So, what am I supposed to do now?"

He turned his head and saw dense horse hoof prints and footprints spreading in that direction.

hesitate......

Decided.

Moonlight Gale walked over there, he found a new meaning in life, he chose the path of a hero.

As for joining the revolutionary army, that was a few months later.

In the boudoir today, Menma taught Miss Toki how to rule and control people as usual.

"The monarch must entrust others to handle matters that he should be responsible for, and he must be in charge of matters of granting favors. At the same time, it can be inferred that the monarch must protect the nobles, but he must not let the people resent him."

"Wouldn't that make us an evil tyrant?" Ibis asked in return.

"If there is one person who makes me unhappy, I will make everyone in the world unhappy."

Yes, he's a trained tyrant.

"Either flatter a man or crush him, for men will retaliate at the slightest wrong done them, and do nothing against fatal injuries."

"So, to strike a person, you have to strike hard enough that you don't have to worry about retaliation."

Yes, he is training a ruthless king.

"There is no other way to prevent flattery unless people know that they will not be offended by telling you the truth."

"But when people are able to tell you the truth, you have less respect for it."

Yes, he is cultivating a shameless monarch.

"Finally, protecting the king but not the country, the people can be made to accept it as a matter of course, but they cannot be made to understand why it is so."

Yes, he was cultivating an extremely cunning ruler like Yehenara.

Of course, he is only a 12-year-old boy after all and cannot always maintain such a serious image.

He would often tell jokes.

"There was a ninja in Konoha, I won't say who it was, but it took him 30 years to understand the theory proposed by the Nidaime Hokage."

"As soon as we got our feet wet, everyone started to follow the Sandaime Hokage's theory."

"You know what? Our Konoha's Sandaime Hokage is very capable. He raised the average age of the top leaders and lowered their average IQ."

But how much can the ibis hear?

No, no, no...