Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

Her mind was full of all kinds of thoughts: When will this guy do something to me?

At first, Menma did many excessive things to her in order to train her into a tool.

She acquiesced to this...

This guy is craving for his own body.

Therefore, she was prepared to sacrifice her chastity and avenge her father and brother at all costs.

However, until now, he has not taken any action, and it is Miss Ibis who is restless.

Why, why, how long will this bastard wait?

Menma only used her as a tool, but...

Sigma men are often more attractive.

Denying that women have the charm to attract men will only regard "pursuing women" as a means, and will never regard "pursuing women" as an end.

This is the ceremony where Miss Toki officially ascends the throne in her true identity. Today she is wearing a beautiful and majestic dress.

This outfit is similar to what Xiaoxue wore when she ascended the throne, but hers seems to be more luxurious, which may be due to differences in regional cultural customs.

She had heavy makeup on her face, which made her look different from her usual girlish look, more beautiful and mature.

The queen's aura can be revealed immediately...

At least it looks more shocking from the outside.

The succession ceremony is over.

At the ceremony, Naruko spoke to the ministers as the representative of Konoha: "On behalf of the Land of Fire and the Konoha ninjas of the Land of Fire, I will recognize Miss Toki as the Daimyo of the Land of Birds."

"I hereby inform you that if a rebellion occurs in the Bird Country, our ally, our country will not sit idly by and will take necessary military action."

She took out a lot of speech manuscripts from her pocket and read them carefully:

"Correct, direct, pertinent, elegant, objective, complete, three-dimensional, comprehensive, reasonable, dialectical, metaphysical, appealing to both the elite and the masses, incisive, hitting the nail on the head..."

"Wrong, indirect, false, vulgar, subjective, incomplete, flat, one-sided, isolated, dialectical, refined and vulgar, far from the topic, ineffable, insignificant, critical, targeted..."

"One with unique meaning, one with knowledge and virtue, one with backup energy, one like a lightning whirlwind, one at four in the morning, one who calls a mouse a duck, one in a bound volume, one with backup hidden energy..."

Sound familiar?

Because these were all written by Menma.

Come to think of it, with Mingzi's level, how could he possibly write such a high-level scholarly work?

It took about two hours, during which time Naruko drank a few sips of water.

although......

It was all nonsense and empty talk, but still no minister dared to ask her to come down.

Clap, clap, clap! The applause was thunderous.

After all, he was an "envoy from a superior country", so even if he was just a little devil, these civil and military officials did not dare to act rashly.

Because those powerful officials and generals had been purged.

Miss Toki has her revenge, and Naruko and the others have completed their mission...

Everyone has a bright future, a happy ending, everyone has a bright future, it seems like that?

The nutritious content of this ceremony, apart from the queen's enthronement, was the reading of evidence of Hong Ming's crimes: planning an armed rebellion, embezzlement and theft, squandering state property, eating, drinking and having fun, and living a decadent and corrupt life...

They stole large color TV sets, cameras, muskets, high-end watches, solar lighters, and once took away 35 cartons of high-end cigarettes, 60 boxes of chocolate candies with liqueur fillings, and more than 20 bottles of canned pickles...

In addition, the cases of Hongming and Mengzong were merged and they were listed as rebel groups.

The day came when Meng Zong was escorted to be executed. Ningning and Tiantian's injuries had almost healed, and they supervised the execution process at the execution ground.

On the rooftop, Menma asked Naruko, "Have you learned it?"

This is dirty politics...

In fact, Menma expected Naruko to answer like Retsukaioh: I will definitely use it next time.

However, Naruko was confused and asked, "Huh? Learned what?"

"You are not worthy of being consulted."

Menma leaves angrily.

Naruko looked confused, not understanding why he was angry, and….

What does this mean?

The boy's secret mission had been completed. He returned to his ninja village and to the prison room, where he continued to stay as a prisoner.

Sit cross-legged on the bed, facing the wall.

Being in prison is not without its benefits. The young man gets a rare moment of peace and quiet, where he can calm himself down.

Five colors blind the eyes...

The five tones are deafening...

The five flavors are refreshing...

Galloping across the fields is a maddening experience...

Rare goods hinder people's travel...

These are all external interferences.

Only when you wipe the dirt off the mirror can you see the road.

What do I really want?

woman?

Saving others? Being needed by others?

Yes, it is the latter.

Saving you is saving me?

Saving you has nothing to do with you!

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it?

I'm sorry, I did that on purpose!

lv1: I reflect...

lv2: It's not my fault...

lv3: Heaven created all things to nourish man...

lv4: My intentions are good...

lv5: My heart is as clear as a mirror and all my actions are just...

This is Uzumaki Menma.

Five months after graduating from Ninja Academy, his mind became increasingly twisted.

However, compared to Menma, Naruko's life was just that comfortable.

After handing in the mission report, Naruko went home.

After taking a shower, she just wrapped herself in a bath towel, put on wet slippers, walked to the sofa, sat down, picked up the remote control, and started watching TV.

The prison was so quiet that night that the dripping sound of the faucet could be clearly heard. No one came to check on the prisoners anymore.

In Menma's spiritual space, Kushina sat cross-legged on the ground, holding her chin with her hands, looking at the scene in front of her helplessly, muttering: "Menma, what exactly does he want to do..."

Not long after, she shouted again in annoyance: "Hey, Kyuubi! Have you thought of a way to get out?"

"Even if I thought of it, I wouldn't tell you."

At this moment, Tamamo was sitting upright on a cushion, sipping her tea, surrounded by a beautiful sea of ​​cherry blossoms.

However, she didn't seem to be in a good mood.

She took a sip of tea and said, "It's all because of you that I've been implicated. Now even I can't leave."

"Then you are pretty useless!"

Tamamo and Kushina's argument does not affect the boy in reality.

He was still meditating, sinking himself into nothingness...

Even in prison, where he could see nothing and hear nothing, he could smell the smoke of approaching war.

This is indeed the case.

There is a battlefield sand table in the Hokage's office.

Not long before this, the Sandaime Hokage privately summoned Uzumaki Menma and asked him a question: How to be a good jonin?

Menma still gave a stable answer:

1. Diligence: Don’t be lazy, research and solve problems yourself.

2. Understand the intentions of superiors: You must truly understand the intentions of your superiors and military tasks in order to better exert your personal abilities.

3. Investigation and Research: Conduct in-depth research on the enemy situation, terrain, troop conditions, and social conditions to accumulate more knowledge and experience.

4. Be familiar with the map: Be familiar with the map, including terrain, mountains, rivers, roads, etc., which can help you make better decisions on the battlefield.

5. Think about the problem comprehensively: Whenever you are facing a battle organization, consider all aspects of the problem and find the answer to the problem so that you have no doubts.

6. Make timely decisions: Make timely decisions and be determined to fight with full preparation and confidence.

7. Maintain a good fighting style: We must have a good fighting style to better lead the troops and win the battle.

The Sandaime Hokage was very pleased with this answer, and hinted that not only could he be exonerated, but he could also be promoted to Jonin.

We can see the big picture from the small, and autumn comes when the leaves fall.

He knew that the Sandaime Hokage was currently promoting Genin to Chunin on a large scale as a preparation for a major war.

071 I cheated on you, Sazuki

A few days later, the Sandaime Hokage summoned Uzumaki Menma again and told him: "You will be publicly tried at the Jonin Conference. All the Jonins will be present at that time."

However, he also informed Menma of the recent situation in the ninja world: the people of Konoha did not seem to support the war.

This was a hint, and Menma understood the hint.

Hence, this scene...

The Konoha Council system seems to be a system established by the Second Hokage based on a certain city-state.

All the jonin and special jonin of Konoha were present, with only a few people absent, including Danzo and Jiraiya.

Present were......

Mitomon En, Utane Koharu...

The three ninjas, the medical master, Tsunade, Konoha's No. 1 jounin, Hatake Kakashi, Konoha's blue beast, Might Guy...

The heads of each family: Hinata Hiashi, Nara Shikaku, Yamanaka Inoichi, Akimichi Choza, Aburame Shiwei, Uzuki Yugao, Yuhi Azuki...

Masters of each tribe: Hyuga Iroha, Hyuga Takashi, Hyuga Xia, Yamanaka Kaze, Yamanaka Santen, Nara Yuito, Nara Suzaku, Akimichi Doto, Akimichi Sito...

(The Akimichi clan is qualified to be selected into the direct lineage of Hokage, and Jiraiya's former family had Akimichi Yoshimaru)

Special jonin: Shiranui Genma, Morino Ibiki, Mitarashi Anko...

The scene was grand and well-organized, just like the Senate and the House of Nobles in the neighboring world that Menma was familiar with.

It’s just a pity that there is a lack of atmosphere for free debate, no fighting, and it is a “unicameral system”.

Menma once wrote an article like "Analysis of Konoha's Jonin Council System", which analyzes the advantages and disadvantages in detail:

advantage:

More efficient.

It is more in line with the wishes of the ruling class (jonin, big clans).

There is no conflict within the legislature, so deadlock is less likely to occur.