Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

However, the plan of several people was not told to Odin in the end. After all, as the king of Asgard, Odin undoubtedly had more things to consider, and Odin was also entering his twilight years.

Compared to Odin a few years ago, Odin in his old age is undoubtedly more kind and more indecisive.

After the two discussed it in a hurry, everyone was satisfied. Only Thor, who was still unable to speak, was left with an anxious look on his face and pointed at his mouth.

Seeing that Thor was almost suffering from internal injuries from holding it in, Sherlock finally couldn't bear it and continued to let this stupid guy with a golden retriever appearance but a bad temperament continue to hold it in.

In the end, Thor's magic was lifted with a wave of the wand, but what Sherlock never expected was that Thor's first words after he could speak were to come up and hug Sherlock's shoulders, with a serious look on his face. asked.

"Sherlock, you are actually the wizard who stood by my side during the Battle of New York? Oh my God! You actually hid it from me! Damn it, did you ever regard me as a good friend?"

It was better that Thor didn't say this. After he finished speaking, except for Frigga, who put her hand on her forehead helplessly, the rest of the people present looked at Thor with speechless expressions.

You just now realize that there is something wrong with Sherlock. Good guy, the beatings you received when you were on earth were all in vain.

Chapter 337: A three-person trip? (Part )

Frigga was speechless about her stupid son. After going up and kicking Thor, she rolled her eyes helplessly and left the room.

As the queen of Asgard, Frigga knows very well that eggs must not be put in one basket. Although she has believed Sherlock's so-called "prophecy", this does not mean that Frigga will not do other things. preparation.

After all, the more prepared you are, the more calmly you will be able to deal with emergencies. This is an eternal truth, isn’t it?

After Frigga left, the atmosphere in the whole room became more relaxed. After all, although Jane's current situation was dangerous, it was not that dangerous.

It's not like he's going to have to die tomorrow. In addition, Sherlock and his mother have already discussed the follow-up plan, so Thor's worries are temporarily relieved.

With his mind at ease, Sol pulled Jianli and ran out without any hesitation. Sol had too many things that he wanted to share with Jane.

The two of them left Frigga's room with pink bubbles all the way, leaving only Daisy and Sherlock standing there with big eyes and small eyes.

Just when Daisy was angrily scolding Jane in her mind that she was also a heterosexual and inhumane bastard of the same style, and almost dug out a complete Asgardian palace with her toes on the ground, Sherlock sighed helplessly. In one breath, he said to Daisy.

"Come with me, I'll find someone to arrange accommodation for you."

After all, this was not Sherlock's first time here, and he was very familiar with arranging accommodation.

After arranging accommodation for Daisy, Sherlock also arranged a room for himself. After a night's rest, Sherlock was surprised to find that everyone was so inexplicably idle.

After all, no one knows when that damn dark elf will send their so-called 'general' over.

But it’s good to have some free time. Anyway, everyone from Thor to Sherlock is quite satisfied.

There are too many places that Sol wants to take Jane to visit, and there are too many friends that he wants to introduce to Jane.

So for three days in a row, you could almost see Thor and Jane spreading dog food everywhere in Asgard. Even later, Thor was no longer satisfied with simply spreading dog food, but began to take the initiative He started stuffing dog food into other people's mouths.

The most typical example is that this mother-in-law always takes Jane to a friend's party to get to know (show off) to know (show off) to know (show off) to know (show off).

As a result, Sol's group of single friends saw Sol and Jane as if they had seen the god of plague, and turned around and left without even hesitating.

Although Jane was a little embarrassed, but thinking that these were Sol's good friends since childhood, and this is where Sol grew up, she was not so repelled. After all, you have to pet your own dog, right? .

However, Thor was not overly self-conscious and even took Jane to Asgard's cell to show off his wife in front of his brother Loki.

It can only be said that Loki was miserable. Others could turn around and leave. Loki only had a bigger place in the cell, so he couldn't even hide.

In the end, Thor succeeded in getting Loki to break his defense, and he yelled at Thor and Jane. Seeing that his brother had broken his defense, Thor laughed heartlessly.

But this scene seemed a bit strange to Jane. The younger brother broke his guard and yelled, but the elder brother laughed heartily through the glass. After holding it in for a long time, he finally said, "You two brothers have such a good relationship."

Of course, leaving aside Jane and Sol, a pair of anti-dog lovers who like to torture dogs at every turn, Daisy's life is not bad these days.

After all, strictly speaking, this is Daisy's first trip outside the world, and it's still a serious interstellar trip. Everything about Asgard is enough to drive Daisy crazy.

From architecture to culture, from history to geography, everything about Asgard is different from anywhere else on Earth.

Especially history. You must know that in Asgard, it is extremely difficult for you as an outsider to gain knowledge. Just look at Sherlock's last experience in the palace library.

But history alone, as long as you think about it, you can gain it no matter where you are in Asgard, and the most important thing is that the entire history of Asgard will sound like a glorious and majestic story to a native earthling. epic fairy tale.

Even after learning about the history, Daisy dared to swear that the history of Asgard on earth, whether it is written as a book or made into a movie, would definitely be a rare masterpiece. It would win an Oscar for best screenwriter or something. It's as simple as playing.

Of course, what makes Daisy feel crazy the most is the jewelry and environment of Asgard. The extremely precious gems on earth are actually as cheap as stones here in Asgard.

After all, Asgard is a serious cosmic-level civilization. For the extremely precious jewelry on the earth, it is indeed no different from a stone to a cosmic-level civilization.

After all, the resources in the universe are unlimited. It is difficult to guarantee that there will be a planet that is entirely composed of gems. It may be raining diamonds from the sky, or it may be buried in the soil with imperial green.

Therefore, the price of gems in Asgard is not expensive, and it can even be said that it is almost the same as giving it away for free. The only jewelry that is more expensive than gems is pearls, which require living things and time to produce.

Similarly, the price of gold is not expensive. Even compared to the price on earth, the gold here is as cheap as silver on earth.

Although gold is the universal currency of the universe, for a truly cosmic-level civilization, even precious gold can be obtained through mining on countless planets. It just takes a little effort, so the price of gold is not. Not very high.

These two points are almost making Daisy's lips even harder to suppress than AK's.

However, the real reason that made Daisy become perverse and even wanted to stay in Asgard and not leave was Asgard's cosmetics.

After all, all people in Asgard are martial, and even women are extremely martial beings. Therefore, they don't actually have many cosmetics like lipstick and eye shadow here.

Even in terms of categories, categories, and color codes, any cosmetics company on earth can beat Asgard.

Asgardian women really don’t wear makeup if they don’t wear it. After all, if the makeup gets sweaty and gets into the eyes during a battle, it may affect the battle, but it can’t stand up to other people’s skin care products and other cosmetics. Wearing makeup is not makeup, but people take care of themselves.

Those skin care products, just by looking at the ingredient list, you can tell that this thing is ahead of the skin care products on earth. I don’t know how many versions there are. Those are alien products that can make people confused just by looking at their names. Asgard Germany's skin care products are really great.

Even the classification is more detailed than the classification of skin care products on earth. God knows, when Daisy ran to Sherlock excitedly one evening and started to introduce to Sherlock a skin care product that could only remove the brackets on his face, Sherlock's expression looked so damn broken.

Chapter 338: A three-person trip? (Part )

Of course, the other three people were having such a good time, so Sherlock naturally wouldn't cry and think about all sorts of things, but compared to the pure play style of the other three, Sherlock was more It belongs to a business batch style of play.

What did Sherlock do? This guy set up a stall between the palace and the training ground without a blushing face or a heartbeat.

That's right, Sherlock went to Asgard to practice Tan'er, and he practiced things that are absolutely illegal on earth.

Apart from some of the earth's specialty gadgets that soldiers, guards and warriors can buy back, most of what Sherlock sells are weapons and accessories.

After all, the last time he came here, Sherlock bought a lot of weapons, including his mother's plain guns. This time, Sherlock brought the accessories.

Not to mention that although Sherlock has been a hawk in this life, but the money-making spirit that belongs to rabbits is still strong in his bones, Sherlock is very successful in selling things.

What? Not enough ammo life? Look, this thing is called an expansion magazine, which can satisfy your dream of having a blast at once.

What? If that's not enough, come on, come on, look over, there is also the hundred-round drum that you dream of, two drums are guaranteed to make the barrel of your gun red!

What? Not sure? No problem, look here. The newly released laser sight is equipped with a Picatinny rail. It is easy to install and use. You can shoot wherever you point it, saving you the trouble of aiming in the future!

What? If you dislike having no melee capability, here comes a complete set of bayonets that can be used with firearms. It supports customization and modification, ensuring that it can shoot and cut, and can do both long-range and melee combat without delay.

What? Do you still think it’s not personalized enough? Comrade, you have a lot to ask for, but it doesn’t matter. Gunsmith Xiaoxia provides online services. Whether you want to engrave or change the color, we provide one-stop service for the entire process, and there are even kits to improve the performance of the firearm! As long as the price is in place, nothing is non-negotiable.

Of course, not everyone dislikes the low power of firearms. Sherlock naturally has ways to deal with it. Fortunately, Sherlock has a sufficient inventory this time. Sherlock has everything of any caliber.

Aren't you Asgardians physically strong? Come on, you can hold the mortar in your hand and use it as a pistol. It supports on-site modification, ensuring that every modification will make no noise.

If you complain that the arrow is not straight enough, no problem. Sherlock can even dismantle the anti-aircraft gun, modify it and put it in the customer's hand. Anyway, there is no such thing as a military court laying down an anti-aircraft gun here, so come and fix it.

Even this time, Sherlock brought Gatling with him, a large-caliber Gatling cannon, equipped with armor-piercing depleted uranium bullets, let alone people, even her mother's silicon-based life Optimus Prime When he comes, he has to kneel down and call daddy.

Of course, as for the price, I can only say that everyone understands it.

Regardless of the fact that Asgardian warriors have always liked melee combat from ancient times to the present, that is just because they like it. If they really have to fight hand to hand, even if they like melee combat, killing the opponent must be their top priority.

Therefore, Sherlock's stall has a constant flow of people coming and going from morning to night.

Of course, someone really bought those two Gatling cannons used to suppress the battle, and not only did they buy them, Sherlock also gave them a personalized service.

According to the customer's request, two huge blades were attached to the upper and lower sides of the Gatling cannon, turning it into a serious giant sword.

As for the people who buy Gatling cannons, well, they are our old friends. They are the timid warriors who stood up with two M16s when Asgard was about to be destroyed in the original plot.

Don't tell me, maybe it's because he was the first to buy weapons from Sherlock last time. With the firearms purchased from Sherlock, this guy is really confident.

The guy who was so proud of Sherlock's success would naturally not let go of the opportunity to get closer. This time, the Gatling cannon that Sherlock took out was pocketed by this guy who lost everything.

Of course, Sherlock is not unkind to old customers. In the end, after some conversation, Sherlock not only provided personalized customization services, but also provided a lightweight modification service.

To put it bluntly, some magic patterns are put on the firearm. On the one hand, it is to reduce the overall weight. After all, this thing is a machine gun. Coupled with the two huge blades, the overall weight is very important for a strong body. For Asgardians, it is considered a heavy sword.

Even in line with the principle of a good man going to the end and sending the Buddha to the West, Sherlock also gave the ammunition box a wave of expansion with the Traceless Expansion Spell and weight reduction with the Floatation Spell.

Don't tell me, this guy originally had the image of a big bald head, and coupled with the Gatling cannon with a big blade, he felt a bit like the Gatling Bodhisattva who saved the suffering.

Sherlock even imagined that this guy was holding up two Gatling guns with a sinister look on his face, while shouting, "Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, six pure depleted uranium bullets, one breath of 36,000 revolutions, great compassion to save the world." 'The appearance at that time, I don't know why I always feel a bit inconsistent.

After thinking about it, out of his own bad taste, Shylock gave the guy another cassock as a gift and told him that the cloak had a blessing effect. He watched the guy happily change into Tang Seng Tong on the spot. Using a stylish red cassock as a cloak, Sherlock thought about it again. Well, this time he got it right.

I don’t know if this counts as giving Hela a little shock from the earth.

Of course, if Sherlock's business is doing well this time, he will naturally gain a lot. This time, Sherlock is not just focusing on weapons and armors. These things have little effect on Sherlock.

After all, there are still many of these gadgets in Sherlock's library. This time, Sherlock focused on collecting money.

Of course, it is not the local currency of Asgard. Sherlock mainly focuses on antiques, precious metals, special weapons, and gems the size of pigeon eggs.

If there is no good person in business, a laser pointer, even a serious military version, would only cost US$1000 to US$2000, which is considered top-of-the-line among the best on the planet.

Sherlock is considered a high-end guy in Asgard. Based on the idea that Asgard's gold and jewelry are worthless, the price of the things Sherlock sells is higher than that of a profiteer on earth. Want profiteers.

Gold is required in tons, and gemstones smaller than the size of a pigeon egg are ignored. Antiques are fine, but only antiques from the earth are accepted. After all, Asgard's warriors He has also been to Earth before, so this is not difficult.

The only difficulty is the special weapons. After all, Sherlock wants weapons or equipment like the Meow Hammer, and most of these artifacts are actually not available to these warrior guards, and even if they are, No one would sell their main weapon for a secondary weapon.

Even so, Sherlock can be said to have made a lot of money. After all, Sherlock's price cannot be called a profiteer on earth, it should be called an open robbery.

Chapter 339 Dark Elf

Facts have proved that God still takes good care of Sherlock. Just when Sherlock almost emptied the inventory in his library, making the entire library splendid and jewel-like.

Spicy Chicken Shreds, who seemed to have seen Rabbit's Thirty-six Strategies but didn't ask for a clear explanation, sent the so-called general who was used to drain the firepower to Asgard through the Rainbow Bridge.

Out of curiosity, Sherlock also ran over and took a look. It didn't matter. After reading it, Sherlock really wanted to ask, calling this thing an elf, didn't the real elf ever resist? ?

Apart from the fact that this thing has white fur and long ears that resembles an elf, what other features can it call an elf?

It's not that Sherlock is discriminating, it's that Sherlock really doesn't understand why he calls this thing an elf. Could it be that these guys have a skin color that is comparable to Sherlock's great-grandmother who had corpse spots all over her body after seven days of death?

Or do you have a face that looks like the Himalayas, with facial cleanser stuck on your face and not evenly applied?

Or is it the big black teeth that can only be cured by fifty years of smoking and betel nut, drinking coffee and tea as water and never cleaning your teeth?

Sherlock didn't understand and was greatly shocked. He looked at the Dark Elf's 'General' who was escorted in by four Asgardian warriors with a "you're fucking kidding me" expression the whole time.

The entire surrender ceremony was held in the palace of Asgard, hosted by God King Odin and God Queen Frigga. Although Thor was also present, it was obvious that although Thor was an Asgardian Prince, but obviously, this ceremony did not use Thor's place.

As Sherlock's good friend, Thor, who was standing on the side and acted as the captain of the security team, almost saw his good brother, Sherlock, standing not far away at a glance.

Seeing the barely concealed expression of incomprehension on Sherlock's face, Thor almost immediately understood what Sherlock was thinking.

Moving quietly and quietly to Sherlock's side, Thor approached Sherlock with a mysterious look on his face and spoke to Sherlock in a voice that only two people could hear.

"Stop your unseen look. I know what you are thinking. This thing has another name among the people of Asgard, it's called the Death Elf."

It's okay that Thor didn't explain. After explaining, Sherlock's eyes widened even more, and he even quietly pointed at the 'general' standing under the throne and asked with a look of disbelief.

"That's it? Death elf?"

Seeing Sherlock's obvious expression as if you were teasing me, Thor sighed helplessly, and once again leaned into Sherlock's ear to explain to Sherlock.

"It's death, elf, not death elf. It means it's like the body of a dead elf."

This time Sherlock's face was filled with shock and confusion and 'Holy shit, are you kidding me? 'The expression suddenly disappeared.

Well, it can only be said that there are only mixed names and no wrong nicknames. The appearance of the dark elves does indeed look very much like the legendary elves who were famous for their beauty after experiencing inhuman torture. It was thrown into the water and soaked like a corpse of a giant.

I can only say that the description is no longer so apt.

Sherlock lost interest in this ritual after watching it for a while. After all, the real dark elves are not as interesting as the dark elves in the movies and TV series on earth.

Men are all holding their hair in their mouths, so Sherlock doesn't dare to think about what women are like. Anyway, in this life, Sherlock feels as if he has bid farewell to those dark elves who are famous for licking their hair in some videos. 'Yes.

You can't look directly at it at all! ! !

Of course, these are all small things. The most important thing is that Sherlock is about to get busy. The arrival of this general who is used to drain the firepower means one thing, that is, the day when the dark elves invade Asgard is not far away. .

Sherlock needs to make some preparations for his previous plan with Frigga.

After turning around to leave, Sherlock first found Daisy who was frantically shopping, and then arranged Daisy into a relatively safe room. After all, if a fight really broke out, no one would care about Daisy. .

Daisy didn't say anything. When she was in Frigga's room, Daisy was naturally the one who listened to Sherlock and Frigga's plan, but she was so worried about not being able to continue shopping in Asgard. Just a little bit of regret.