Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

After arranging Daisy, Sherlock found Jane again and arranged Jane directly into Frigga's room. Under Jane's disbelieving gaze, he also gave Jane a copy of "The Actor's Book". Self-cultivation".

After all, when the spicy chicken shreds really arrive, it will really be time to test the acting skills of Jane and Frigga. Frigga Sherlock is not worried at all.

After all, identity and age are at stake here. Compared with Jane, Frigga has really eaten more salt than Jane has eaten. She can crush Jane in acting simply by relying on her life experience. .

And compared to Jane's role, Frigga's role is undoubtedly much simpler. Therefore, Sherlock is still very worried about Jane's acting skills.

Even after giving Jane the book "Actor's Self-cultivation", he didn't forget to tell Jane to say goodbye to a person named Natalie Portman. According to Sherlock, this person is the god of acting. The Oscar-certified actress is still inextricably linked to you.

If you say goodbye, you may be able to possess Natalie Portman at the critical moment and contribute Oscar-winning acting skills.

Of course, Jane always looked dubious about Sherlock's statement. After all, Jane did not live in a vacuum. In Hollywood, Jane did not even know that there was another movie queen named Natalie Portman.

But for some reason, Jane felt that Natalie Portman in Sherlock's mouth always had a very familiar feeling. It seemed that she had known this person for a long time, but she couldn't remember it. a feeling of.

Of course, these were all Sherlock's evil intentions. He didn't pay attention to Jane who seemed to want to ask who this Natalie Portman was. Sherlock picked up the wand and used transfiguration on Frigga's door. A door opened on the opposite side that looked like a cabinet for cleaning tools.

After completing the transformation, Sherlock fixed his transformation technique, opened the cabinet door and began to cast the traceless expansion spell in the small cabinet.

Standing behind Sherlock, Jane almost watched with her own eyes as the cabinet that could only hold a broom and a mop gradually began to expand under the influence of Sherlock's magic, and finally became almost the same as the room opposite.

"This unscientific!!!!"

Seeing Sherlock's magic up close for the first time, Jane's outlook was almost shattered. As a Ph.D. in physics, Sherlock's magic just now was completely dancing crazily on the basis of physics.

After hearing Jane's shouting, Sherlock rolled his eyes helplessly. How should I put it, it's a common problem in science. When Tony yelled this sentence, Sherlock's ears almost went numb.

After rolling his eyes helplessly, Sherlock said perfunctorily to Jane without looking back.

"But it's magic!"

Chapter 340 Preparation before the war

Sherlock's subsequent behavior was even more crazy based on Jane's world view, and he even came up with subject three.

After completing the expansion of the room, he took out five or six wireless cameras, and many monitors and wireless signal amplifiers began to work in the room.

This is why Sherlock always likes to stuff some random gadgets into his library, but this time he didn't expect that he would actually use them.

Under Jane's disbelieving and extremely complicated gaze, Sherlock quickly assembled the cameras and connected them. Sherlock calmly placed one on the roof not far from the corridor under Jane's gaze.

The remaining ones, Sherlock used a transformation technique to make these cameras grow legs and feet, and ran out quickly with Jane's expression on his face.

This batch of cameras Sherlock bought were not cheap ones. Many of them had infrared lenses. Serious infrared lenses that could see thermal imaging.

Sherlock put these cameras at the highest point of the palace, facing the entrance of the Rainbow Bridge. In this way, even if Spicy Chicken Silly came in quietly like a little devil, Sherlock could still see it through infrared.

Except for the two cells where prisoners were held, the rest were scattered throughout the palace.

Sherlock himself is constantly debugging signals in the room he expanded. Don't tell me, Sherlock's transformation skills are really good, and the positions he found for those cameras are really good.

Jane felt a little stupid. After all, the camera's long legs seemed to be a weird combination of cyberpunk and Lord of the Rings.

It caused a severe impact on Jane's outlook on life, and this impact did not ease even after the arrival of God Queen Frigga.

Of course, Sherlock didn't care that much. After taking care of the camera, Sherlock started to perform another kind of magic in front of the two of them.

That's right, it's the famous Loyalty Curse. Sherlock regards himself as the secret keeper.

It stands to reason that the Red Loyalty Curse cannot be cast when there are people present, but after Sherlock's experiment, fortunately with the blessing of Marvel's cosmic laws, the Red Loyalty Curse has also been strengthened to the epic level like eating a big melon.

The two of them almost watched as a bubble-like thing slowly emerged from Sherlock's wand, gradually wrapping the small door and Sherlock's figure in it.

With the formation of the entire bubble, Sherlock and the small door seemed as if they had never appeared. Not only that, whether it was Frigga or Jane behind them, both of them almost forgot about the small door at this moment. exist.

In the minds of the two of them, they only remembered that Sherlock used some magic and did some things here, but they couldn't remember what exactly Sherlock did.

It wasn't until Sherlock stepped out of the protective range of the Red Loyalty Charm and told the two of them the location of the small door.

Even Frigga behind her almost couldn't control her expression.

Because after Sherlock told the two of them the location of the small room, the two of them almost instantly remembered what Sherlock had just done. Not only that, the two of them also looked eagerly at the slowly moving water on the originally flat wall. Squeezing out the small door that just disappeared.

Even Frigga, the Queen of Gods, was amazed by this scene. After all, as a witch who had lived for a long time, she could see the power of Sherlock's magic almost at a glance.

If Sherlock is not willing, even if the wall is smashed down, the small room where Sherlock hides will not be found. It is as if the power of a rule directly wipes out everyone in the world's recognition of this small room. I know the same.

"Amazing magic!"

After experiencing Sherlock's magic once, Frigga admired the magic of Sherlock's magic from the bottom of her heart, and at the same time she felt a little bit envious.

You must know that as the Queen of Asgard, Frigga can learn almost any kind of magic in the world if she thinks about it, but none of these magics have the power of Sherlock as close to rules. .

As for Jane, well, although this girl witnessed the whole process from a safe distance, Jane still looked like her world was shattered at this time. You must know that when Jane was on earth, she had seen Sherlock use it when he beat Thor. of magic.

Although Sherlock also used magic spells at that time, compared to those colorful spells, the magic that Sherlock uses now can be said to be completely beyond Jane's knowledge.

Whether it's the Red Loyalty Curse, the long-legged camera, or the Invisible Expansion Curse that makes physics non-existent, they all challenge Jane's heart of a Ph.D. in physics.

After arranging everything, several people also started to get involved in the planned arrangements. Jane kept honing her acting skills in Frigga's room holding the book Sherlock gave her.

Frigga, on the other hand, continued to follow her daily routine, practicing some of the habits she had always insisted on, except that she had an extra bag to bring some food for Sherlock and Jane.

As for Sherlock, Sherlock only came out of that small room once. This time it was because the single bed that Sherlock brought was really uncomfortable to sleep on. The large double bed was moved to the small standby room in the guest room.

Other than that, Sherlock's eyes almost never left the monitor screen.

Although in the movie, the general who had the courage to draw fire from under the cauldron almost immediately turned into something like a cursed warrior after entering the prison of Asgard's palace.

But this is the real world after all, and Spicy Chicken Shreds is not the reckless man like Thor who just rushed in with a hammer. In the real world, if you really want to attack Asgard, you need time to assemble the army.

Not only that, but certain modifications must be made to the spaceships used by the military. The most typical one is to install a layer of visual invisible camouflage on the appearance of the fleet that is the same as in the movie.

Otherwise, it would be really stupid. God knows if the army will be taken away by a single shot of Asgard's main gun when they arrive at the gate of Asgard to meet their dark god.

Spicy Chicken Shreds would not dare to bet on the small possibility that Asgard's main gun has no bullets in it.

As for Thor, well, this idiot has no acting skills and is easy to reveal his secrets. When making the plan, Frigga did not hesitate to throw this guy outside the cell as a back-up to restrain the trapped soldier. .

It's just that this arrangement inadvertently created a victim, and that person was Loki. Well, Thor's favorite thing to do now when he has nothing to do is to run in front of Loki every day and tease himself. Good brother.

This is a plan to bully Loki who knows how many people. Once Loki finds out, judging from Thor's behavior in the past few days, it is estimated that Loki will be the first to jump out and raise the flag of anti-Asgard. flag.

For no other reason than to give my good brother a good beating!

Chapter 341 War is Coming (Part )

For three whole days, Sherlock hid in his small room and spent his days watching surveillance cameras, eating, and sleeping. It was as if he had returned to his previous life as a migrant worker, where he was either eating or facing the computer screen, waiting. The drama of spicy chicken shreds kicked off.

It wasn't until the morning of the fourth day that Sherlock slept until about three o'clock in the morning, then he woke up in a daze, ran to the toilet with a cigarette in his mouth, and prepared to release the contents in his stomach last night.

After a while, Sherlock rubbed his belly with satisfaction and walked out of the extended bathroom. Due to the limited conditions, he could not take a bath. When he was about to give himself a haircut and clean up as usual, he placed the toilet at the door. The computer displaying the monitor screen sounded a shrill alarm.

When Sherlock heard the alarm, he didn't care about his own personal hygiene. He grabbed the coat thrown on the bed and went straight to the computer. He sat in front of the screen and began to search for the source of the alarm.

Soon Sherlock discovered what was causing the alarm. The infrared camera Sherlock placed where the prisoners were held began to alarm. The reason for the alarm was simple. The camera detected an unknown high temperature.

After switching to the normal screen, Sherlock also saw what happened in the cell. Yes, the general began to transform into the strange cursed warrior alone in the cell.

Seeing that the general who was used to drain the cauldron began to transform, Sherlock decisively switched to the infrared camera facing the Rainbow Bridge. Sure enough, in the infrared camera, huge axe-like warships began to appear in the infrared camera. Near the Rainbow Bridge in Asgard.

Seeing this scene, Sherlock didn't care about anything else. He rushed to the door of Frigga's room opposite and started doing crazy tricks.

Frigga and Jane got up much earlier than Sherlock, a lazy fellow. They had already eaten breakfast and were having a heart-to-heart talk in the house, when Sherlock started banging on the door crazily.

With a look of doubt, Frigga opened the door. After Sherlock saw the door open, he immediately said to Frigga and Jane.

"Here we go, Spicy Chicken Silk is here with his army! Jane! It's time to test your acting skills!"

After saying that, Sherlock ran back to his small room without stopping. After all, according to the 'script', if everything goes well, Sherlock only needs to jump out and shout after Spicy Chicken Silk extracts the ether particles from Jane's body. surprise mother fxxker! ! ’.

Then, in front of Spicy Chicken Shreds, he just snatched away the etheric particles that she had been thinking about for a long time. The whole process could be described as murderous and heart-wrenching, with endless joy.

Sherlock left, but the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, for no other reason than that the script arranged by Sherlock was reasonable, but it was too damn nonsense.

Frigga was fine, she just had to act like she was willing to sacrifice some interests for the life of her future daughter-in-law. When the spicy chicken shreds arrived, she shouted that as long as it doesn't hurt my daughter-in-law's life, I don't care about anything else. Just interfere.

But the script Sherlock wrote to Jane, when Jane saw it for the first time, if Jane had not kept a safe distance of ten meters, Jane would have wanted to slap the script on Sherlock's face.

Do you want to take a look at what you have written?

Faced with the intimidation of Spicy Chicken Shreds, when he stepped forward and had his ether particles extracted by Spicy Chicken Shreds, he needed to show his anger at his own powerlessness, his regret for the war he brought to Asgard, and his fear that the Nine Realms were about to fall into Dark despair, moved by his mother-in-law's protection for him...

Sherlock listed ten of all kinds of complicated emotions. After reading it, Jane wanted to open her mouth and curse people, let alone a newcomer in acting.

Damn, her complex emotions are so complex that even a serious Oscar-winning actress would have trouble expressing them!

If she were her mother, if she really had such advanced acting skills, studied shitty physics, and went to Hollywood to become an actor, wouldn't her mother be cool?

To be honest, Jane was a little desperate at the time. She even wanted to ask Sherlock if he could directly use magic to create a three-point careless, three-point angry, and three-point dragon king in his eyes that looked like a crooked mouth. Thin and cool, a playful fan-shaped pattern comes out.

Faced with Jane's feeble request, Sherlock of course gave a straight-up refusal. Let's not talk about whether magic can do it. Even if it is really possible, he still wants it.

If you simply adjust and decorate the fan pattern inside the eye, wouldn't it be the dream of a middle school boy, the Mangekyō Sharingan?

Even the pattern was thought up by Sherlock in his previous life. She just followed the symbol of nuclear radiation, with the atomic bomb in the left eye, the hydrogen bomb in the right eye, and both eyes were Susan holding the Grand Czar.

When the time comes, the Hokage and Madara, who loves to dance, will hold hands and turn into ashes if they make him unhappy!

Ahem, let's get back to the business. Faced with Jane's request that "this question is too difficult and I can't do it," Sherlock didn't show any politeness at all. He threw Jane another pad, which contained all the information from ancient and modern China and foreign countries. A collection of peak acting skills.

Under Jane's desperate gaze, Sherlock uttered the coldest words with a 37-degree mouth.

"With the actor's self-cultivation in that book, the learning effect will be even better!"

Everything was planned well, but both Sherlock and Queen Frigg forgot one thing, that is, Sherlock had dumped weapons in Asgard twice.

Yes, most of Asgard's warriors like close combat, but this does not mean that Asgard has no weapons, but in their view, Asgard's energy gun is something only girls play with.

The gunpowder gun that Charlotte dumped happened to be stuck on the pain point of these barbarians.

There is a back seat! Have feedback! Physical attack! Coupled with the strong smell of gunpowder smoke, Sherlock's weapon became the secondary weapon of this group of barbarians who like close combat.

It was the secondary weapon that almost everyone had that changed the trend of the war, causing Sherlock and Frigga's originally perfect plan to turn in an unpredictable direction.

At the same time, he also thought that he was well prepared and even used a strategy, thinking that he could steal the ether particles to fight head-on.

It wasn't until Spicy Chicken Shreds left Asgard that he finally realized what he was doing.

I originally thought that I was going to use the cauldron to cooperate with a sneak attack by the scouts, but I finally realized that Asgardians use gas stoves for lighting fires, and they use gas stoves for cooking, instead of cauldrons, they use fucking black ones. The big iron pot!

Chapter 342 War is Coming (Part )

Let’s shift our perspective to the unfortunate guy called Spicy Chicken Shreds.

Through the cursed stone stuffed into the body of the general, Spicy Chicken Silk was certain that Asgard as a whole was not much different from the Asgard of thousands of years ago.

These brainless barbarians are still stupid people who like to fight in the universe. As long as their troops are gathered in place and they cooperate with the generals, let alone snatching back what should have been theirs from Asgard. Darkness is experienced by etheric particles.

If you are lucky, you can even feel the feeling of the aging Asgard Throne.

That's right, in Malajish's eyes, he didn't pay attention to the old Odin at all. Even if he couldn't really conquer the entire Asgard this time, he could still severely damage Asgard.

Let Asgard no longer be able to interfere with his act of using ether particles to plunge the entire universe into darkness. Once he really succeeds, let alone Asgard, the entire universe will be a plaything in his hands!

Anyway, Spicy Chicken Shreds feels very confident in her strategy.

It took three days to assemble the army. When the army was about to approach Asgard, the cursed stone buried in the belly of the general was activated through the unique method of the dark elves.

While waiting for his general to turn the entire palace upside down, he ordered his men to activate the invisibility device, and everyone quietly approached the palace of Asgard.

The plan was good, but Spicy Chicken Silk had been sleeping for more than a thousand years and had no idea that there was a gatekeeper in Asgard who was famous for his eyes.

Several ships of the dark elves were discovered by this conscientious gatekeeper just after passing through the rainbow gate, and he worked hard to destroy the stealth camouflage of one ship.

Seeing that the matter was exposed, Malajisi was no longer timid and ordered the entire army to attack. The spaceship crashed into the Asgard palace, allowing these Asgardian barbarians to experience the combat power of the dark elves.

But it is a pity that the scene in Malajishui's imagination of the two armies fighting each other with melee weapons, swords, and shields did not appear. Instead, only the guards in the palace had trained well after experiencing the initial panic. Su De picked up his secondary weapon and started to fight back.

Accompanied by a sound that sounded like firecrackers being set off during the New Year, the dark elves who had gathered more than a dozen ships began to fall down in large numbers, making their eyes tear open.

That is to say, Sherlock's attention at this time is focused on staring at the camera at the end of the corridor leading to Frigga's room. If Sherlock is distracted and sees this scene in the palace, he will probably laugh with snot bubbles coming out of his nose. .

This is not a fucking living expression. 'Sir, times have changed! ! 'What a vivid demonstration!

Faced with such an unprepared situation, Malajisi also lost interest in the throne belonging to Odin. The most important thing now is the ether particle that can revitalize the dark elves.

In desperation, Malajisi could only order the remaining dark elves to withstand the attack of the group of barbarians in Asgard, and he and two members of the personal guard began to rush towards the direction of the ether particles he sensed. .

What, that general who took the heat out of the cauldron?

Forget it, Zheng Huan is currently hugging Sol and writhing on the ground in the dungeon.