Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

In other words, Loki is still the second prince of Asgard, and as the second prince, hasn't Loki always wanted Odin's throne?

Odin gave it to Loki!

But Odin is not a fool. He told Loki that he gave Loki a one-year probation period. If he does well, then Loki will be the king of Asgard. If he doesn't do well, then sorry, he will be you. Your abilities are insufficient, and don't say anything about your father's favoritism in the future.

What can Loki say? What he has been dreaming about has suddenly come true!

Loki was even dizzy when he took the Eternal Spear from Odin, and suspected that he was dreaming!

As for why Odin agreed with Loki to sit in that position, it was very simple. I really thought that Odin just sat on the throne, but no, it was not!

Although all people in Asgard are martial, this does not mean that there are no civil servants in Asgard. There are so many barbarians who need to eat, clothe, weapons, shelter, and even need to mediate conflicts.

While the king has supreme power, he also has a set of heavy shackles!

While enjoying the admiration of all people, it also represents endless responsibilities!

It was as beautiful and comfortable as Loki imagined. Since Loki wanted it, Odin wouldn't mind letting Loki feel the heavy responsibility on his body.

And the most important thing is that Odin also said that during the one-year inspection period, I believe that with the existence of this inspection period, Loki can also do his best to deal with the things that a king should deal with.

After hearing the arrangements of Odin and Frigga, Sherlock twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely and silently crossed himself to Thor and Loki.

Even Sherlock could imagine Thor being impoverished and Loki being upset by all kinds of worries.

Especially Loki, do you really think it’s that easy to be the king?

Just look at the ancient emperor from Rabbit. The schedule is no less than that of 007's hard-working wage earner every day. Even the most primitive desire of human beings to reproduce has become a formulaic work content. Just think about Sherlock All have scalp numbness.

Moreover, Loki's hairline is already very high, so he takes over Odin's affairs again? Well, I hope that next time we meet, Loki won't have a terrible hairstyle like the Mediterranean.

However, there is one thing to say. Through the conversation between the two of them, especially the conversation with Frigga, Sherlock once again confirmed one thing, that is, among all his potions, the Elixir of Fortune definitely stands out among all the potions. existence at the top.

Even the entries brought by the Elixir of Fortune are not as simple as Sherlock imagined. Take Frigga's [Everything Returns to Zero] as an example. Although Sherlock already valued this entry, the fact is that It proved that Sherlock still underestimated this entry.

In this entry, not only various states are directly eliminated, but even some emotions that affect rational judgment are directly eliminated by this entry.

In other words, under the influence of this entry, Frigga at that time was completely like a female version of Colonel Chu Xuan who was transformed into a robot and had absolute rationality.

Just thinking about it was enough to give Sherlock goosebumps.

Of course, since the two of them were already here, and they came in time for a holiday like Christmas, Sherlock naturally couldn't refuse them. After introducing their identities to everyone, the two of them moved into Xia Lu's apartment naturally. In the Locke family's training ground.

But what Sherlock never expected was that the professions chosen by the two were too weird.

Odin happily chose a position as a dormitory manager in a student dormitory building. The reason was that he liked to see these young people sweating like rain, and he liked to interact with young children.

As for Frigga, well, Frigga is even weirder. She chose to become the dormitory aunt of the Black Widows. She even relied on her outstanding personality charm and her own maternal aura to make her become the hostess in just a few days. This group of black widows voluntarily changed their name to Mother Frigga!

Odin expressed a little jealousy over this, and even bluntly said that his group of boys were just on vacation, and he would definitely not be worse than Frigga when they came back.

Although Odin has not yet been promoted to the 'father' of a student, Odin has completely let himself go when he comes to the earth. The students are on vacation anyway, and Odin, who has nothing to do, is eyeing Sherlock's vegetable garden. .

In Odin's words, Odin and the gardener are both Ding, there's not much difference.

Looking at Sherlock and all the Avengers, Tony felt a bit bitter, especially Tony, who always looked at the old couple with strange eyes. He even told Sherlock in private more than once that he finally knew about Thor and Why are the Loki brothers so weird?

Chapter 357 Christmas Party (Part )

The arrival of Odin and Frigga did not affect the preparations for the Christmas party at Sherlock's house. In addition to the necessary Christmas atmosphere, the rest of the Christmas party was nothing more than gifts, food and wine.

Don't worry about the food. Except for Sherlock, the only unlucky guy in the audience who knows how to eat Chinese food, he will definitely play. The rest will be decided by drawing lots.

Needless to say, gifts. As the owner of the training ground, the lottery gifts are of course arranged by Sherlock. Sherlock is also a thief. Anyway, the training ground has been in decline, so Sherlock just took out the gift this time. Come out with the jewelry you got from doing business in Asgard.

Especially when the basketball-sized pink diamond that won the second prize appeared, Sherlock could clearly feel the eyes of the black widows behind him emitting a biting light.

So naturally the most important thing is drinks, and the matter of going out to buy drinks naturally falls on a few gentlemen.

There are now three pickup trucks in Sherlock's training ground. One is the Raptor that Sherlock once bought, the other is the Mercedes-Benz G6*6 that Tony bought to anger Sherlock, and the other is the one that Tony promised to give to Sherlock. The Raptor 6*6.

After a fierce draw and struggle, several men finally decided on the ownership of several cars.

Sherlock and Tony drove Sherlock's Raptor 6*6, Soap and Ghost chose the Mercedes-Benz G, while Hawkeye and Price could only drive the ordinary version of the Raptor.

There is a reason for the pairing. As we all know, Eagle Eye is an honest person and a son of nature who likes to be close to nature. Eagle Eye always has an old spirit of being a father.

So Hawkeye and Price inexplicably developed a magical friendship. One of them is good at archery and the other is good at sniping. It can't be said that they have nothing in common. Anyway, in Sherlock's view, their friendship is perfect. Full of weirdness.

It's like, the sympathy between middle-aged men with children?

As for Soap and Ghost, well, even though Ghost wears a skull mask all year round and looks very cold, Sherlock knows that this guy is just a pure slut.

As long as you get together with Soap in private, it will be like a large-scale cross talk show. Soap is teasing, and Ghost is complimenting. You never know what the next line will come out when the two of them are fighting each other.

As for Sherlock and Tony, it was purely their inconsistent moral integrity and flexible moral bottom lines that made them particularly compatible.

The atmosphere within the three cars is also very clear. Hawkeye and Price are having a conversation between middle-aged men, Soap and Ghost are talking about cross talk, and Sherlock, Tony, and Antonia are having fun.

What, where did Antonia come from? Well, it can only be said that this thing was in the car before Sherlock and Tony got in the car. As for why this thing was in the car, the reason is very interesting. .

As we all know, Antonia has become a disciple of the widowed sister. Normally, she is the follower behind the widowed sister, but after Anne came back, she began to covet the position of the follower behind the widowed sister.

Naturally, Antonia couldn't let her out, so the bitter days of the widow began. Amidst the private chats between Sherlock and others (some weird black widows), the orange situation started to improve from the very beginning. It turned into a love triangle.

Even as far as Sherlock knew, some black widows had begun to write fan fiction about the three of them in private, and Sherlock had even read part of it, well, it was very exciting.

The reason why Antonia appeared in Shylock's car was also very simple. The widowed sister really couldn't stand her sister and her apprentice competing behind her, so she sent them away directly and wanted to find her. Just looking for purity.

Antonia naturally followed Shylock out to buy drinks, while Anne was sent to the kitchen to help out.

Anyway, the result is not bad. Antonia also has a lively personality, and she can play with Sherlock and Tony. Just look at the way the three of them are having fun in the car now.

Only the innocent shock absorbers withstood the intense emotions of the three people.

Even Hawkeye and Price, who were following Sherlock's car, were a little confused as they watched the Raptor 6*6 jumping forward. In the end, Hawkeye thought for a long time before asking.

"I remember Tony just bought this car. Why is the shock absorber broken?"

Price, who had a deep understanding of Sherlock and Tony, two unreliable goods, replaced his roar with silence.

The three cars bought almost all the drinks in the surrounding supermarkets, even the Chinese supermarkets. When Sherlock was in the Chinese supermarket, he also staged a famous scene of Jiang Wen fooling foreigners with the Red Star Erguotou!

‘Maotai is all about fooling foreigners! Only this is true! If you drink this stuff, you won't be afraid of the atomic bomb! ’

After these words came out of Sherlock's mouth, even the most stable Price and Hawkeye were stunned by Sherlock's words, let alone others.

Of course, you must ignore the Chinese cashier standing behind the cashier not far away who has thought about almost all the sad things in his life. His thighs were almost amputated by his own pinching, and his face was so red that he didn't laugh. member.

After everyone filled the car and the compartment with drinks, they started to drive towards the training ground with satisfaction.

Of course, everyone was very high when they came, and Sherlock, Tony, and Antonia were even more high when they returned. The three of them were crying and howling along with the Christmas songs on the radio in the carriage.

Sherlock even performed a unique skill, singing and turning the steering wheel left and right. As the vehicle shook, the wine bottles in the compartment and trunk made regular glass collision sounds.

These neat collision sounds unexpectedly coincided with the singing of the three people crying and wolf howling, causing the three people to get even more excited.

Soap and Ghost, who were crying and following behind the three of them, looked at Sherlock's car with Soap on the steering wheel for a long time, and then asked the ghost next to him with a puzzled look on his face.

"Do you think Sherlock and the others have a broken steering wheel or did they drink in advance?"

After analyzing each other's words, the two of them agreed that Sherlock had started drinking with Tony in advance.

The two of them unanimously decided to wait until they return to the training ground to educate them on what it means to drink a car but not drive a car, drive a car but not drive a car, drink alcohol improperly, and make relatives cry!

Chapter 358 Christmas Party (Part )

Once the all-important drinks were in place, the biggest Christmas party ever held at the training ground got underway immediately.

As a former love expert and an absolute party bum, Tony naturally took on the role of adjusting the atmosphere, and what really brought the atmosphere of the entire party to a climax was Sherlock's lottery.

Unexpectedly, the first prize was won by the widowed sister Anne, and Sherlock's first prize was to fulfill one of Anne's wishes within his ability.

Don't think that this jackpot is small, you must know that Sherlock has magic. With the blessing of magic, many seemingly impossible things can be easily accomplished.

Of course, Anne didn't honor this promise immediately, saying she would wait until the party was over.

Naturally, Sherlock didn't have any objections. As the atmosphere had reached this point, Sherlock naturally wouldn't be disappointed and started drinking with his friends.

After all, Sherlock's warm ice is here, even if it is an open-air venue, nothing will happen if you really get drunk and lie down on the ground to sleep.

So Sherlock simply let go and drank, and even the two underage girls got a lot of drinks.

The only regret is that there are no fireworks in such a warm atmosphere. After all, according to Sherlock's idea, Christmas is celebrated as an adult. The absence of firecrackers always makes Sherlock feel a little less.

The laws here in Yingjiang are also very strange. You can buy and sell firearms and ammunition that can kill people at will, and even shops can be opened on the streets of downtown.

However, the management of fireworks used for fun is extremely strict. Anyway, Sherlock has not seen any fireworks set off by individuals after traveling for so long. Most of them are fireworks shows planned by the government.

Of course, people will never be choked to death by peeing. If you can't buy fireworks, there will naturally be alternatives, especially in a family like Sherlock that is a training ground and an arms dealer.

Before Sherlock was completely cut off, Sherlock's last impression was that two lolita had a spray gun in each hand, their muzzles pointed at the sky, and they were setting off dragon's breath bombs as fireworks.

Compared with the two lolita 'little flowers', Black Widow and 141 were even more playful. These beasts threw flash bombs into the sky as a nine-ring kick.

In short, it’s just wild.

The next morning, Sherlock found that he woke up next to the toilet at home. Of course, the place where he woke up was considered normal. What really made Sherlock feel collapsed was the clothes on his body.

God knows that I was wearing a sweatshirt before attending the party, but why when I woke up the next day, my clothes turned into a red Christmas-style skirt that was supposed to be worn by the steel construction team!

The most important thing is that Sherlock can't even remember what happened last night. His last memory is that two little lolita set off fireworks, and his uncle and the black widows used flash bombs as a kick.

Sherlock, who had a splitting headache, couldn't remember what happened last night after recalling it for a long time, so he simply stopped thinking about it and went to the kitchen to drink some yogurt to relieve his headache before opening his gifts.

And when Sherlock staggered out of the toilet and came to his kitchen, Sherlock felt bad.

After all, when you find a pair of high heels from nowhere in your microwave, and there is a piece of soap on the plate next to the sliced ​​bread, you don’t know who took a bite of it, you won’t feel too embarrassed. good.

And not only is it not good, it's even a little disgusting. I don't know if I ate this soap or if I vomited it out last night. Sherlock is really afraid that he won't spit it out later. Bubble, then her mother will be happy.

He opened the door of the refrigerator unsteadily. As soon as he opened the door, Sherlock was greeted by the ruthless headbutt of the little briquette. After the little briquette hit Sherlock with his head and made him squat on his butt, he stood next to Sherlock. Meow meowed.

Although Sherlock couldn't understand cat language, judging from last night's situation and the expression on the little coal ball now, Sherlock also knew that the little coal ball was scolding a lot at this time.

Fortunately, Little Briquettes is not an ordinary kitten, otherwise Sherlock would probably regret that his intestines would be almost green by now.

Of course, life definitely has no intention of letting go of Sherlock. When Sherlock finally calmed down the little coal ball and looked into his refrigerator, Sherlock couldn't hold himself tight.

At this time, the refrigerator was stuffed with the sweatshirt that Sherlock originally wore. From top to bottom, from the inside to the outside, there were quite a few pieces. Just put them away. The most important thing is, put them in Xia's fucking refrigerator. Locke is preparing breakfast for this morning!

Looking at the clothes that were almost pickled by the curry, Sherlock felt extremely emotional and kept telling himself in his heart that if I drink any more, I will be a scumbag!

Trying his best to ignore the already-desirable set of clothes, Sherlock set his sights on the door of the refrigerator, trying to take out milk and iced water.

But what Sherlock never expected was that the milk had already been opened and placed carelessly on the door of the refrigerator. Next to the milk was an opened can of Happy Water.

It’s not strange that both milk and happy water are opened, but it’s strange that they are opened backwards.

Milk is okay, after all, it is packaged in a paper shell and it is not difficult to open it backwards, but Happy Water is a can! God knows how her mother opened this thing backwards last night! ! !

Sherlock slowly took out the milk and happy water from the refrigerator with trembling hands. The happy water was okay, it was empty, but there was still half a bottle of milk left.

After Sherlock thought for a while, he finally gave in to the pain of a hangover and carefully drank a small sip of the remaining milk. Then, as expected, Sherlock squirted the milk directly into the sink.

Damn it, who has ever drank milk at 56 degrees? Is this stuff even for people to drink?

What the hell did her mother do last night! ! ! At this time, Sherlock, who was wearing a beautiful little red Christmas dress, wanted to die.

Angrily, he poured the milk in his hand into the sink. Before the milk was poured out, Sherlock felt bad because Sherlock saw a familiar face on the bottom of his sink.

Damn it, Tony, what did you do last night? ! Why is there a relief of Tony's face on the bottom of my sink? ! ! It looked like someone had slapped the sink on Tony's face! ! ! !

Tony, how are you? ! ! ! !

Chapter 359 Hangover and Gifts (Part )

Seeing this truly devastating scene in his home, Sherlock felt his brain gradually stop thinking.

As if like a wandering spirit, he walked toward the sofa in his living room. Compared to the messy situation in Sherlock's kitchen, Sherlock's living room was undoubtedly much more normal.

Of course, the premise is that you must ignore the resting old cow lying on the open space in front of the sofa.

That's right, Sherlock, who gradually stopped thinking, directly ignored the old cow in his living room and sat down on his sofa. He was full of powerlessness and wanted to lie back on his sofa and try hard. Think about what really happened last night.

However, when Sherlock's back just started to lean back, Sherlock felt something was wrong. The pillow on his back that was supposed to be soft became hard and cold for some reason.

Forget about being hard and cold, Sherlock felt a sharp stinging sensation near his waist when he was halfway down. It felt as if he had been hit in the kidneys. Sherlock jumped up with a scream.

While rubbing his most important waist through the flannel Christmas skirt, he looked back to see what kind of thing was sneaking up on his waist.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, but upon closer inspection, the corners of Sherlock's mouth still couldn't help but twitch violently.