Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

The thing that made Sherlock feel so speechless was actually very simple. The originally soft and comfortable pillows on his sofa were actually inlaid with a large iron plate for some reason.

And it's the same on every pillow. It looks harmonious but also reveals a hint of weirdness.

Sherlock also knew the origin of these iron plates. Sherlock could confirm with just a glance that these iron plates were the iron plates used by his shooting range to practice marksmanship for novice students.

As for why Sherlock is so sure, the reason is very simple. Every iron plate is covered with iron flowers shot by bullets. Apart from large-caliber ammunition, the only iron plates that can cause such lacerations are self-made iron plates. training ground.

As for the old cow lying on the ground, Sherlock didn't want to say anything more. Now Sherlock was squatting on the ground holding his head and thinking about whether he should live somewhere else.

After a while, Sherlock reluctantly adjusted his mood and prepared to go to the bedroom to change clothes first. After all, the best way to know what happened last night was to check the surveillance camera, and checking the surveillance camera meant going out.

Sherlock didn't want to walk out of his room wearing this little dress and then be regarded as a pervert by others.

After rubbing his swollen temples, Sherlock walked to his bedroom door in three steps and two steps at a time, slowly turned the handle, and opened the door to his bedroom.

The next second, Sherlock slammed the door shut again with lightning speed.

Sherlock's pupils began to tremble as he held the doorknob. What did he see? I fucking saw a leopard print lying on my bed!

Sherlock almost made his CPU fume and couldn't figure out who the leopard print was. Sherlock didn't even have time to take a closer look at that shocking glance just now!

After rubbing his eyes fiercely, Sherlock took a deep breath and carefully pushed open the door to his bedroom again. This time Sherlock could see clearly.

Damn it, it really is a leopard print! And it’s the most natural and perfect leopard print! Because there is a leopard lying on his bed right now!

One! Damn it! alive! leopard! ! ! !

Sherlock, who was standing at the door, was in a bad state. Where did the leopard come from? ! ! No, where did this stuff come from? ! ! What the hell did you do last night? ! !

Well, having a leopard is just that. After what he had experienced along the way, Sherlock could barely accept the fact that there was a living leopard in his bed.

But now Sherlock really wanted to know why the leopard was lying on Sherlock's bed and didn't even bother to move when Sherlock came in, looking like it was spoiled.

However, looking at the lipstick-stained hair on the leopard's body, and the pink (lipstick-stained) leopard prints faintly revealed among the mess that had been ravaged by someone, Sherlock could probably think of the poor leopard's last night. What exactly happened.

You must know that leopards are actually the same species as domestic cats. For domestic cats, masturbating alone is called enjoyment, but masturbating with a group of people is hell.

Although he didn't know where this leopard came from, Sherlock silently closed the door to his bedroom and decided to give the poor leopard some personal space to relax.

Fortunately, Sherlock still has magic. After a short period of mental construction, Sherlock decisively took out his magic wand and turned his Christmas-themed red skirt into an extremely ordinary sweatshirt and pants. .

After standing at the door of his villa, he took a deep breath and suddenly opened the door of his house.

The scene behind the gate almost made Sherlock scream. The reason was simple, because there were many black widows lying scattered on the originally clean and tidy streets.

It looked like someone rushed in and knocked down all the people. That guy had all kinds of weird postures.

If it weren't for the loud snoring in the entire street, Sherlock would have even begun to wonder if there had been an extremely brutal battle here.

This is thanks to the warm ice that Sherlock had arranged for Christmas. Otherwise, according to the current temperature, one of these black widows lying drunk on the street would probably freeze to death.

In desperation, Sherlock could only take out the wand he kept in the library and fly carefully towards the hangar. After all, that was the closest place to Sherlock where he could check the surveillance.

After Sherlock rode his flying broom into the hangar, Sherlock saw Tony sitting on the sofa.

At this time, Tony had a strong smell of alcohol all over his body, as if he had just been fished out of a barrel. He even dressed up like this. He was only wearing a pair of purple pants and was sitting in his studio holding his head. On the sofa next to me.

Although Sherlock couldn't see Tony's face, but for some reason, Sherlock always felt that Tony was almost losing the courage to live at this time. Let alone people, even the surrounding environment was under Tony's background. The bottom turned into black and white.

Chapter 360 Hangover and Gifts (Part )

Sherlock ignored Tony's thoughts for the time being and entered Tony's semi-open studio. At first glance, he saw a newspaper sitting on the workbench.

Out of curiosity, Sherlock picked up the newspaper and read it. A huge headline on the front page immediately attracted Sherlock's attention.

"The New York Zoo suffered an unprecedented theft, and a large number of rare animals were missing!" The thief is actually an Avenger? 》

Below the title is a blurry surveillance screenshot. There are six figures in the picture. Each one is wearing an Avengers child mask and wearing strange clothes. It is as if they are holding some kind of ceremony. Everyone is holding a hug. Holding an animal above their heads, they formed a circle and danced strangely.

Sherlock recognized the six people in the photo at a glance. They were Tony, who was wearing purple pants and cosplaying as a green fat man, but wearing an Iron Man mask. He was singled out and had a plate tied to his body to pretend to be armor, and he was wearing a Black Widow mask. The widowed sister, and myself wearing a bright red Christmas dress and a wizard mask.

And Antonia, who was wearing a set of black plastic bags and tightly wrapped with tape. She also wore a widow's mask, and she spray-painted her whole body blue with colorful spray paint, and she also had a mouthpiece on her back. Cauldron Annie with Captain's mask.

There was one person left, who looked like a Black Widow that Sherlock was not familiar with, but this one was even more explosive. She spray-painted herself red, then put on a pair of gold shorts and stuffed her chest. Got a flashlight.

What's the difference between a girl wearing her mother-in-law and a real-name person frantically dumping her resume, taking off her pants and defecating on the street in public! ! !

Come on, now Sherlock finally knew where the poor leopard in his room and the old cow in the living room came from.

Sherlock put down the newspaper in his hands with almost trembling hands, and then tremblingly reached out to the surveillance video that had been prepared.

After swallowing hard, Sherlock clicked the mouse lightly.

Well, the video started playing when the two lolita were about to show off their flowers. At first, everything was beautiful, just like a lively party scene.

Until someone brought out a glass of ignitable 'oolong tea' made from 96-proof vodka and whiskey, the entire banquet began to develop into a chaotic dance of demons.

Even if Sherlock beat him to death, he would never have thought that the Black Widow, his uncle, and these friends around him were all fucking ruthless people. Ever since the emergence of 'oolong tea', various high-altitude 'cocktails' have been produced There is no need to ask for anything.

Then, under the stimulation of alcohol, everyone began to behave more and more outrageously, and the behavior of using flash bombs as a second kick was born.

When he saw this, Sherlock also remembered. He was just drinking a cup of oolong tea when he saw two lolita suddenly wanted to use trolls as a "flower"?

Soon, next to Tony, who had lost all color, another Sherlock, who had basically turned white, sat down.

What happened next? After reading it, Sherlock just wanted to say that it was outrageous, and it was full of social deaths. From the Avengers to the Black Widow, no one could escape social death.

Now Sherlock can clearly understand that being drunk is not scary. What is scary is having someone help you remember. Obviously, Jarvis, as the only person in the entire scene who cannot drink, assumes the role of helping people remember.

Soon, the colorless widow sister sat next to Sherlock, then Hawkeye, then Sherlock's five uncles, then Antonia, and then Anne.

Several people who had arrived looked at each other and quickly reached a consensus. Tony represented the Avengers, Annie represented the Black Widow, Price represented the training ground, and Sherlock served as a witness. They signed a four-party agreement on the spot, confirming This surveillance will never go out.

At the same time, the security level of this surveillance is raised to a level higher than that of the pirated Avengers photos originally taken. The Avengers will personally guard it. Unless everyone present agrees and Sherlock confirms, no one can This surveillance video cannot be retrieved or viewed.

Even in order to keep it secret, the few people signed a magic contract written by Sherlock. If they break the contract, the consequences will be dire.

Men have lost their precious waist, and women have been locked in weight at 300 pounds.

Of course, the agreement was signed, and subsequent matters also needed to be dealt with. Anyway, on Christmas Day, the entire training ground became extremely busy until late at night.

After all, there are too many things to send back, including animals from the zoo, the red and blue flashing lights of police cars, sculptures on the municipal building, the spire on the Empire State Building...

There were really countless messy things. During the day, everyone was hungover and began to count things that did not belong to the training ground. At night, when Sherlock opened the portal to send things back, his wand was almost smoking.

In the early hours of the morning, everyone finally managed to restore the training ground to its original state, and then established a rule that alcoholic beverages with a temperature of more than 50 degrees would never be allowed in the training ground. Go back and rest.

Even Sherlock is no exception. Christmas, which was supposed to be about opening presents, suddenly turned into a large-scale collective social journey because of a crazy party.

Fortunately, Sherlock's gifts were delivered to his relatives and friends before the party started.

Sherlock gave each of his five uncles a long gun customized by Tallan Tactical. Each one customized it according to their preferences. Gates was a troll, Xiaoqiang was an assault rifle, Ghost was a sniper rifle, and Price was a precision marksman rifle. Soap is a submachine gun.

The gifts for Little Pepper and Widow Sister are relatively simple. A complete set of skin care products from Asgard can greatly delay aging and remove wrinkles, and even have the effect of fading scars. I believe the two of them will like.

As for the two lolita and Antonia, well, Sherlock gave the three of them three large boxes of snacks and prank toys from the magical world. I believe these three guys will like the gifts that Sherlock gave.

As for Anne, Sherlock gave her a complete set of portable potions. Regardless of the side effects, at least the potions were incredibly effective and could even save someone's life in some dangerous situations.

As for Tony, Sherlock was very perfunctory about Tony's gift. He just threw the dark elf mothership that he split in half into the hangar and let Tony study it alone.

But Tony seemed very excited and didn't feel Sherlock's perfunctory behavior at all.

As for Hawkeye, well, of course Sherlock will not forget this man who has just been promoted to a father. First, he gave Hawkeye a set of toys from Asgard to his child.

This set of toys can stimulate the child's body through the magic patterns on the toy, and slowly guide the child to become strong and brave.

As for Hawkeye himself, Sherlock gave him a battle bow that he made using alchemy. The function of the battle bow is very simple. It can copy two identical arrows the moment the arrow is shot. There are several It feels like the Beastmaster Bow in Zelda.

At this point, Sherlock has to mention the Christmas gift that this idiot Tony gave to Hawkeye. When Sherlock saw it in Tony's studio, he almost fainted with laughter.

Do you still remember the nano-biochemical armor that Hawkeye wore when he helped the widowed sister last time? Yes, Tony built that thing, even the functions are exactly the same, and gave it to Hawkeye as a gift.

Of course, this thing just looks similar, and it's not like in the game that you can't take it off once you put it on.

But even so, Sherlock can also imagine Hawkeye's entangled feeling when he received this gift. You have to say whether to wear it or not. Every function of this thing is very practical, and it can also greatly improve his battlefield survival. ability.

But let's face it, well, it's hard when dead memories suddenly start attacking Hawkeye.

Chapter 361 Sherlock’s Christmas Gift

As for the gifts Sherlock received, there is nothing to say. Many of them are things from the earth. After all, looking at the people in the current training ground, only Sherlock has a rich experience.

However, although they are things on earth, the gadgets Sherlock received can also be said to satisfy Sherlock's collecting habit.

The widowed sister gave her a complete set of combat uniforms including weapons. Of course, it was brand new. (If you want to do something wrong, face the wall!) It also had her own autograph on it.

Sherlock happily made a dummy, put the clothes on the dummy given by his widowed sister and placed it next to the Meow Hammer with Thor's Pain Mask printed on it in his library.

Hawkeye seemed to have received the true inheritance from his widowed sister and was given a full set of functional arrows. Sherlock was also very happy about this. He labeled them according to the instructions and kept them on display in his library.

Collection +1~

As for his five uncles, Sherlock was pleasantly surprised to find that he wanted them to wear classic costumes when they participated in Call of Duty at the beginning of time travel. This time, they were all given to Sherlock, and everyone even signed their names. name.

When opening the gift, Sherlock even felt that his soul was about to sublimate. Family members, who knows how excited a collector is when he gets the collection he cherishes so much.

As for the things given by the two lolita, it was rather strange. Sherlock originally thought it would be some snacks or other gadgets, but when he opened it, he found that it was a knitted hat and scarf handmade by the two lolita, as well as two " Avoid being beaten'.

Sherlock sneered at the 'exemption ticket' given by the two lolita. As the brother of the two lolita, Sherlock knew these two lolita very well. He really wanted to mess with them. Loli started to pull out a gun.

All the bullshit about rolling or not rolling is probably forgotten behind your head. Beat it first and talk about it later. If you have any issues, wait until the beating is over before talking about anything. This is the usual style of doing things for these two lolita. If you want to rely on this little note Just make two lolita gentle?

Wake up, stop dreaming there!

Therefore, Sherlock still felt that the scarf and knitted hat given to him by his Lolita were more affordable. Even though the skills of the two of them were terrible, it was enough to make Sherlock feel happy, and he was stunned on the spot.

As for Antonia, it was relatively simple. She gave Sherlock a super large box, which looked almost as big as the cardboard packaging of the refrigerator.

After Sherlock curiously opened Antonia's gift, a speechless expression appeared on his face for a moment. The reason was very simple, because Antonia gave Sherlock a complete set of cat supplies.

They range from cat climbing frames to cat cans and cat strips, and just by looking at the packaging, you can tell that they are definitely top-notch products on the market!

This thing is not so much a Christmas gift for Sherlock as it is a Christmas gift for Little Briquettes.

But in an instant, Sherlock felt relieved. After all, this was the first time Sherlock saw someone who was more of a cat slave than himself.

That's right, looking at the entire training ground, the person who loves Sherlock's little briquette the most is not Sherlock, but the little girl Antonia. That guy, in the words of the widow, almost knelt down and used it. He kissed the little coal ball’s flesh with a pious expression.

But it is a pity that the person Xiao Meiqiu dislikes the most is Antonia.

Although Antonia was unyielding and flattered the little coal ball in all kinds of ways, by that time, the little coal ball seemed to be ignoring her, and she was not even allowed to touch her head.

God knows how painful it is for a cat slave when his master ignores him and doesn't even let him rua.

The most important thing is that Little Coal Ball is not an ordinary cat. If that guy really uses force, little girl Antonia may not be able to beat Little Coal Ball.

Well, thinking about it makes me feel even more sad.

While Shylock was laughing at Antonia in his heart, he held the little briquette and slapped it on the head several times with his hands. With the other hand, he waved his wand to make the things Antonia sent over to assemble automatically.

After Antonia sent over all the cat supplies, Little Briquette immediately left Sherlock and started to indulge in the new toys.

Looking at the little briquettes flying up and down on the cat climbing frame, Sherlock once again had doubts. Isn't this thing really a cat? This thing has exactly the same habits as a cat!

After using the laser cat teaser given by Antonia, Little Coal Ball performed a series of "unique skills" of how to catch the red dot. Under the surprised gaze of Little Coal Ball, Sherlock was satisfied and continued to open the only remaining gift. .

The only thing left was the gift from Tony. When Sherlock opened Tony's gift package, Sherlock was stunned.

Because inside the packaging of Tony’s gift was the same shield as the captain’s!

And according to the introduction on the letter inside the package, this thing is a 1:1 version of Captain America’s shield, and even the material is made of fucking vibranium!

In order to create this shield, Tony used a lot of connections to turn his father's semi-finished product into a complete finished product.

Sherlock held up the shield in his hand and felt very excited. I, Sherlock, would like to call Tony's gift the Coulson Envy Device!

Who can resist a genuine, metal, incredibly elastic big Frisbee?

After getting the shield, Sherlock ran out immediately and found a small forest to try out the captain's Frisbee technique.

Along with Sherlock's experiment, Sherlock soon realized the reality. As a mage, he should just be his own output and turret. Fighting with shields is definitely not what he should do as a mage. Things to do.

This is the conclusion Sherlock came to after experiencing two times when his head was almost cut off by a shield, and once he was hit directly in the stomach by a shield.

In the end, this replica of Captain America's shield just lay in Sherlock's collection, becoming a collectible that satisfies Sherlock's collecting habit.

After experimenting with the shield, Sherlock returned to his room with satisfaction, ready to have a good rest. I don't know if it was Sherlock's illusion, but Sherlock always felt that this Christmas was even better than usual. tired.

Just when Sherlock was about to take a bath and go back to sleep, someone knocked on the door of Sherlock's house. After opening the door, a person who Sherlock never expected appeared in Sherlock's sight.

Anne!