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But Sherlock would not let go of such a good opportunity to ridicule Thor. Although the hospital does not study these things, it does not mean that the private sector does not.

With his backhand, he took out two things from his library and threw them to Sol.

Thor looked at Sherlock with a confused look on his face, looking at a bottle and an egg that Sherlock threw to him. He was a little confused and looked at Sherlock with a puzzled look on his face.

"What the hell is this? Why are you throwing me an egg?"

After hearing Thor's question, Sherlock said unhappily.

"When the egg is fine, roll it in a circle, apply a hot compress at night and then apply the medicine on your hands, it will heal quickly!"

After hearing Sherlock's words, Thor finally understood the use of the thing in his hand. He immediately placed the egg on the black marks around his eyes and began to roll it slowly. While rolling the egg, he held it with the other hand. He began to observe the bottle in his hand.

"Sherlock, I never knew you were a pharmacist and had such a healing potion!"

Sherlock almost couldn't hold back Thor's flattery. After trying hard to straighten his smile, he continued.

"Then you are just thinking too much. I didn't make this thing. This thing is a potion developed in a big country in the east of the earth to treat bruises. Remember to apply a hot compress before going to bed at night. Be careful not to get it into your eyes. inside."

Although Sherlock told Thor seriously, it was obvious that Thor did not listen carefully to Sherlock's instructions. He repeatedly looked at the red potion in the bottle and stuffed it into his clothes.

Sherlock didn't pay too much attention to Saul's behavior of ignoring his "doctor's orders". After all, if Saul didn't listen to him, the bottle of potion called safflower oil would definitely teach Saul a new life.

After putting away the potion, Thor finally realized what he was doing and looked at Sherlock in confusion and asked.

"By the way, Sherlock, why did you come to see me?"

In Thor's impression, Sherlock has perfectly mastered the two kinds of magic in Asgard, and there is no need to come to the practice field to practice.

And Sherlock is a mage. Unlike their group of warriors who need an excellent body, a mage ultimately comes down to magic. His brother Loki never bothers to come to the training ground.

After hearing Thor's question, Sherlock looked a little embarrassed. After all, he had beaten someone up a few days ago, and now he was coming to Thor for help. Sherlock was still a little embarrassed.

But there is no other way. He is not familiar with this place. It has been almost a month since Sherlock came here and he has not even stepped out of the castle. Sherlock has not forgotten that he promised Lorna to buy a gift.

Moreover, Lorna has bought it, how can my uncles not buy it? Can I not buy Tony’s side? So Sherlock's mission on this trip is still very heavy.

But what is helpless is that Sherlock does not have Asgard's currency, and he has no money in the castle. In desperation, he can come to Thor, who is a local.

After understanding the situation, Thor rolled his eyes and immediately patted Sherlock on the shoulder and told him to leave the matter to him. He would take Sherlock shopping early tomorrow morning and Uncle Thor would pay for all the expenses.

As Thor's friend, looking at Thor's appearance, no matter how stupid Sherlock was, he knew that there must be something wrong. After taking a deep breath, Sherlock looked at Thor and said.

"Tell me, what are your conditions?"

Thor, who was directly pointed at by Sherlock, was stunned for a moment, and then that face exactly like Xu Jinjiang burned like a monkey's buttocks, watching Sherlock keep tweaking.

Fortunately, under Sherlock's constant questioning, Saul finally expressed his request and wanted Sherlock to bring a letter to Jane when he went back to express his thoughts.

Sherlock had a spartan look on his face after taking a bite of dog food. He would have better not ask if he had known better. Looking at Thor who exuded the sour stench of love, Sherlock casually took a picture from his library. He took out a pair of sunglasses and threw them to Sol as a deposit, then turned around and left.

Chapter 63 The Life of the Salty Fish Wizard in Asgard ()

Chapter 63 The life of the Salted Fish Wizard in Asgard (6)

That night, a scream resounded throughout the entire Asgard palace. Sherlock was lying on the bed and looking at the magic book in his hand, and he naturally heard this miserable howl.

There is no need to think that it is Thor who did not listen carefully to Sherlock's words. After all, it is not a pleasant feeling to get that safflower oil thing in your eyes. Don't ask how Sherlock knew.

The question is that Sherlock also experienced the same pain as Thor when he was being trained by his uncles, but Sherlock even felt that his research was on fire, and even once wondered whether he had overused the Mangekyō Sharingan. .

Of course, the kaleidoscope and the like are just Sherlock's fantasy, but the feeling is really uncomfortable.

After hearing Thor's heart-wrenching howl, Sherlock contentedly closed the magic book in his hand and curled up in his little quilt with great satisfaction.

Well, the quilt is extra soft and warm tonight.

Early the next morning, Sherlock was pulled out of his warm and soft bed by Thor. Before Sherlock could get angry, Thor's miserable appearance had already appeared in Sherlock's eyes. Eye.

Although Sol's black eye had mostly healed by now, one of his eyes was swollen like a sad frog because safflower oil accidentally got into his eye.

The moment Sherlock saw Thor's miserable look, he lost all his bad temper and laughed his ass off on the bed. Thor could only look at Sherlock unhappily, and put on the sunglasses Sherlock had given him, covering his sad frog-like eyes.

Seeing that his fun was gone, Sherlock calmed down for a while under Saul's urging, then got up, washed and changed clothes, and then went to the cafeteria for a meal under Saul's leadership. breakfast.

It wasn't until the two of them finished breakfast and came to the gate of the palace that Sherlock truly realized that Thor was the prince of Asgard. A luxurious carriage at the door showed Thor's identity.

Even in Sherlock's opinion, this carriage was more luxurious than the one that brought Gu Yi and himself to the palace.

Thor quickly got into the carriage and called to Sherlock to get in quickly. You know, the commercial district is not close to the palace, and it will take a while to get there.

Sherlock naturally followed suit. The carriage drove on the road of Asgard for a long time before arriving at a busy neighborhood. Thor took Sherlock out of the carriage and told the coachman to wait for them aside.

The whole street looked like a pedestrian street, with vendors hawking their wares on both sides. After giving instructions to the driver, Thor took Sherlock and rushed into the street to buy goods.

After all, this is where I grew up. Although Thor is the prince of Asgard, he does not have the arrogance and lewdness of some princes. Instead, he is unusually down-to-earth.

He kept introducing Sherlock to the things sold in the shops on both sides.

With the wealthy businessman around him paying for himself, Sherlock was naturally not polite and started shopping happily, buying many exquisite accessories unique to Asgard.

Then I bought a set of soft armor made in Asgard for my uncles. This thing is extremely magical. It looks like a vest, but according to Thor's introduction, this thing can actually be used for defense·22 caliber bullets fired from ten meters away.

Basically every Asgardian warrior has such a set of soft armor worn under real armor, which can not only ensure comfort but also enhance defense.

Sherlock took a look at it and thought it was a good thing. His uncles and Tony each got two pieces and started walking.

The only thing that made the two of them feel numb was the Asgardian skin care products that Sherlock wanted to give to his future aunt, Pepper.

The two straight guys really couldn't understand this thing. Listening to the sales introduction, not to mention Sherlock, even Thor, a local, had a confused look on his face.

In the end, Thor just waved his hand and did the same thing, and pretended to know a lot, looking at Sherlock and telling Sherlock to just go back and mix it and apply it.

Sherlock rolled his eyes angrily at Thor's statement. He could still put this stuff on, so he really wasn't afraid of being poisoned.

But Sherlock expressed his appreciation for Thor's behavior. He just liked Thor's behavior of a big dog.

And after the goods were packaged, Sherlock also gave Sol the drinks he had prepared long ago. Sol's eyes began to shine when he looked at the drinks Sherlock handed over.

Especially when he took out the two bottles of 75-proof and 90-proof alcohol, Sol could hardly move his eyes away.

Out of repayment for Thor when he took the money, Sherlock repeatedly explained that this thing was used for disinfection, but it was obvious that Thor didn't listen at all, and even complained a little about Sherlock himself when he was on earth. Why not bring out such a strong drink.

Seeing that the explanation was ineffective, Sherlock no longer struggled. Anyway, Sherlock had determined that this thing could be consumed with ethanol. Even if Thor was really greedy and swallowed it, there wouldn't be a big problem.

It can be said that both of them got the items that they were satisfied with during this trip. When they had nothing to do, Thor and Sherlock also started wandering around Asgard with Sherlock, hoping that their good friend would be well. Feel the customs and customs of Asgard.

But while walking around, Sherlock and Thor felt something was wrong, and the cause of the matter was that Sherlock and Thor saw a mother teaching her son a lesson on the road.

I saw a young mother holding her son out of a bookstore on the roadside. The little guy looked aggrieved and held a stack of books that looked no different from the five-year college entrance examination and the three-year simulation. Which young man The mother is walking in front while educating her children.

"You brat, you must study hard. You must know that Prince Thor's friend completed the basics of magic and some magic in four or five days, and defeated Prince Thor in three days!

You must study like Prince Thor's friends and study hard! Mom doesn’t ask you to be as smart as Prince Sol’s friend, but as long as you are like Prince Sol, mom will be satisfied! "

Facing his mother's endless education, the little guy felt extremely aggrieved and muttered in a low voice.

"I heard that Prince Thor's friend had three heads and eight hands to learn those things in such a short time, and even he defeated Prince Thor with a very strange weapon. Arrived!"

Faced with the little guy's rebuttal, the mother, a woman, hit the little guy on the head with a violent shudder and pointed at the book he was holding in his hand and said angrily.

"It doesn't matter who he is or what his skills are, people have learned! Brat, you go home and write ten pages for me today! Otherwise, I won't let you have dinner!"

As the mother and son walked away, both Sherlock and Thor stood there and expressed unusual embarrassment. Thor was embarrassed that the whole Asgard seemed to know that he had lost a battle.

As for Sherlock, Sherlock is fine, but does that guy who is rumored to have three heads and eight hands dare to stand up and see if my transformation technique can satisfy your strange xp?

Otherwise, it is not impossible to let this guy who spreads the gossip experience the ·22 Great Mercy Explosive Gatling of the same model as Sol.

Chapter 64 The Life of the Salty Fish Wizard in Asgard ()

Chapter 64 The life of the Salted Fish Wizard in Asgard (7)

After hearing the mother and son talking about themselves, both Sherlock and Thor instantly lost interest in continuing to shop.

After all, rumors are really magical, especially those about yourself. When you don’t know about them, you won’t care about anything unusual around you. Once you know the content of the rumor, you will feel something is wrong even if strangers around you just look at you. If you see someone whispering, you will even suspect whether those two people are spreading rumors about you.

Although these rumors themselves have no impact on Sherlock and Thor, for Thor, as a warrior, losing a training session is normal. As long as he practices hard, he will be able to win on the real battlefield. As long as you don't lose, it's fine.

As for Sherlock, he didn't plan to live in Asgard permanently anyway, so he didn't care how many heads and arms he had. Apart from complaining about the imagination of the guy who made up the rumor, he didn't have any other emotions.

But neither Thor nor Sherlock have the same kind of social awkwardness as Tony, at least not yet, and they don't want to stay in this busy commercial street and become monkeys for everyone to watch.

Therefore, the two of them called the carriage without hesitation and returned to the palace without stopping.

Sherlock originally thought that this was the end of Asgard's affairs. The only thing left was to continue practicing his magic and try to develop his own special spell before leaving.

All that was left was to stay in the palace obediently, get up on time, eat on time, study on time, and wait for Gu Yi to pick her up.

But if nothing else, something unexpected happened. Sherlock never dreamed that he would be able to practice his old profession in Asgard or in the palace of Asgard.

In fact, the cause of the incident was the decisive battle between Sherlock and Thor. Almost all the warriors in Asgard saw this battle, including a very famous warrior in Asgard.

The only difference is that the way he became famous is different from Thor and others. Thor and his fellow ruffians became famous because they were brave and good at fighting, while this guy became famous because he was a coward.

Sherlock really got to know this weirdo in depth. His initial target was the archer, but unfortunately, he had no talent in archery, and his targets were all new so far.

In addition to missing the target, you can shoot everything else, including flying bugs, pedestrians passing by, small animals in the grass, and even including but not limited to instructors, superiors, or teammates.

Although he learned sequence magic, his accuracy was unfortunately lacking and he was eliminated by the archer group.

This strange old father really couldn't bear to see his child drinking at home every day to relieve his sorrows, so he tried various ways to smooth out the relationship with this strange child, and finally allowed this strange child to change his profession and become a soldier.

Don't tell me, the old father's vision is awesome. This guy's talent in the warrior profession is simply unparalleled. He can basically learn any technique as long as he sees the same, and he can master it with just a little practice.

Even among the warriors in the entire training ground, this guy can challenge anyone except Thor. Even Thor can defeat this guy with the help of Meow Meow Hammer.

However, even though he was so talented, his psychological quality was very poor. When he went to the battlefield for the first time, he was scared when he saw the enemy had a ferocious face and was running towards him with a huge weapon in his hand.

Later, this guy became slightly famous. He was invincible on the training ground. In actual combat, the weird name of "little coward" always floated above this guy's head.

And the reason this guy gave himself was also very strong. He likes to be an archer. Archers don't need to be in close contact with the enemy!

Although everyone laughed at this guy's cowardly character, they also admired this guy's talent, so they treated him as a sparring partner on the training ground, but they didn't reject him like the archers did.

But the appearance of Sherlock made this weirdo among weirdos see a road that had never appeared before. The emergence of firearms made up for this guy's shortcomings of not being able to face the enemy directly. Even when Sherlock fought against Thor, this guy... A lot of combat skills related to firearms have been formed in my head.

It was also for this purpose that this guy found Sherlock soon after he returned to his guest room in the palace, and expressed his intention to buy the firearms in Sherlock's hands.

Sherlock never expected that he could still make a deal in Asgard, and the soul of the profiteer awakened in an instant.

He welcomed this strange warrior into his room with a smile, and took out a lot of weapons and started to fool him one by one... Bah, introduced him, and said that he only accepted barter and gold transactions.

Don't tell me, under the deception of Sherlock's sharp tongue, this guy really bought a lot of good things from Sherlock. As for the payment method for this stuff, let alone gold, the whole thing Asgard really doesn't lack this stuff.

What surprised Sherlock was that this guy took out five dwarf-made daggers. Although they were not artifact-level weapons like Thor's, these daggers were enough to surprise Sherlock.

Because of this, Sherlock happily agreed to the deal. In the end, the guy took away a 5.56-caliber Gatling, two AK series rifles, two pistols, and countless ammunition.

After completing this business, Sherlock originally thought that the matter was over, but what he never expected was that this was the beginning of his becoming the only arms dealer in Asgard.

The reason is also very simple. After this guy got the weapon from Sherlock, he performed a combat skill of gun fighting and sequence magic at the training ground the next day, and said that he could also cover behind the team on the battlefield in the future. Everyone.

Let's take a look. It turns out that those weird weapons owned by Thor's friends can still be sold? That shouldn't be a problem. Although I don't know how to sequence magic, I just stuff this little thing called a pistol into my crotch, and maybe I can still trick the enemy on the battlefield.

It is for this reason that Sherlock's weapon shop was successfully opened in the palace of Asgard.

Even because this guy was finally proud, he didn't forget to show off to the team of archers that he had been kicked out of before. After all, compared to bows and arrows, the three-point and one-line aiming of firearms is much more convenient, Xia Locke can even provide sights and calibration services.

Chapter 65 The Life of the Salty Fish Wizard in Asgard ()

Chapter 65 The life of the Salted Fish Wizard in Asgard (8)

Under the constant publicity of this product, Sherlock's arms business in Asgard's palace began to slowly turn into an industrial chain-like model.

Thanks to Sherlock's love for firearms at the beginning of time travel, Sherlock's library has a large collection of firearms. Because of this, Sherlock's business began to grow bigger and bigger.

For archers, Sherlock recommends firearms from the World War II era. The bolt pulling speed is faster than a bow and arrow, but not as fast as an automatic rifle that consumes too much mana. The weight of the bullet is lower than that of an arrow, so it is also popular among archers.

Sherlock even gives different prices according to the model of the firearm. The M1 is more expensive than the 98k due to its rate of fire. Compared with the M1, various sniper rifles enhanced by modern technology are far more expensive than the M1.

Even for sniper rifles, semi-automatic ones are a little more expensive than bolt-action ones. Of course, from a price point of view, the most powerful anti-material sniper rifles are still much more expensive than bolt-action ones.

As for the soldiers, Sherlock took out pistols of various calibers, from 22-caliber P22 to 50-caliber Desert Eagle, and even high-end versions such as Tallan Tactics.

Small firearms such as pistols that are easy to carry and capable of inflicting insults have been successfully welcomed by soldiers. Even with the blessing of that strange flower, many soldiers even learned the art of hand-to-hand combat.

Of course, in addition to warriors and archers, Asgard's magician troops naturally could not be left behind. Although they were dismissive of Sherlock's guns at the beginning, as time passed, they watched the archers and warriors' combat effectiveness greatly increased because of Sherlock's guns and naturally became unable to sit still.

He started to find Sherlock and told him about his needs, which was to buy guns. Facing this group of magicians who were afraid of being approached, Sherlock certainly would not refuse. What could be more suitable for this group of magicians than a spray gun?

Even if the power of the marbles is too small, there are still single-head bullets here, plus the explosives in Sherlock's hand, gadgets like grenades, flash bombs, smoke bombs, etc., each of which makes this group The mages were fascinated.