Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

With Sherlock's help, the entire style of Asgard gradually began to look a little wrong.

Of course, this has nothing to do with Shylock. If you don't see God King Odin openly selling arms in his palace in front of Shylock, don't you say anything more?

It can be said that Sherlock is very satisfied with his life. After all, the collection in Sherlock's library can prove this very well. Although it is not as good as Odin's treasure house, there are not very few good things, and there are even a few books. Asgardian magic books exist.

Except that Sherlock inexplicably ended up in his old profession in Asgard, and because his business was good, he didn't have much time to continue practicing his magic.

Sherlock's only remaining source of dissatisfaction may be Thor.

After all, after greeting guests all day long, and finally planning to take a rest after dark, Thor would come to Sherlock's room uninvited and start disturbing Sherlock's rest, which would make anyone uncomfortable to death.

Especially when Thor came here not for anything else but because he wanted to ask Sherlock to bring Jane a love letter, this was even more annoying.

Sherlock's eyes were finally opened. After living for two lifetimes, it was the first time that Sherlock saw a muscular man standing in front of him, reciting a very corny love letter he had written with deep affection and emotion, and he was also asked to comment on it.

Just recite, and the most important thing is that this guy's other hand is still holding a bottle of alcohol given to him by Sherlock, and he takes a sip from time to time during the recitation.

Sherlock almost watched as the alcohol in Thor's hand changed from 75 degrees to 90 degrees, and finally to 99 degrees.

And the most disgusting thing is that this guy comes every night, and every night his love letter is different. If it weren't for Dear Jane that opens every time, Sherlock would even think that this guy Saul is hinting at something.

The most important thing is that Saul is a hammer-wielding barbarian, and his level of writing love letters is beyond words. It even developed to the point where Sherlock later regarded him as almost a pornographic novel.

Sherlock was very speechless about this. Sherlock didn't want to know anything about Saul and Jane's life, let alone Saul wanted Sherlock to comment.

It's not like Sherlock didn't try to escape. The end result was that Sherlock lay on the bed holding the hammer on his chest and listened patiently to Thor's extremely disgusting love letter.

Finally, after a whole week of bombing, Sherlock finally said that he couldn't stand it anymore. On the last day, he interrupted Saul's affectionate recitation. He angrily grabbed Saul's love letter and used the love letter he saw before traveling. The template gave Saul a "touch".

Although this "polishing" is not much different from writing a new copy.

But anyway, Sherlock and Saul are very satisfied, and at Saul's request, a lot of earthy love stories were added.

In order not to let Thor trouble him again, but also to stop experiencing the experience of lying on the bed with a genuine Meowth hammer on his chest, Sherlock listened to Xu Jinjiang, a peerless hunk whose arms could run horses.

Reciting a love letter to herself that was extremely disgusting and even detailed.

I also asked for my own review! !

Sherlock put almost all his language proficiency in two lifetimes into this love letter.

Fortunately, the final result was good. Thor took Sherlock and wrote it out. Phew, the polished love letter was amazing. He happily ran back to prepare the packaging of the love letter.

Sherlock himself was finally able to calm down a bit, and no longer had to endure such a situation that easily made people think.

However, Sherlock's good days did not last for a few days. Ancient One came to the palace in Asgard as promised, preparing to take Sherlock back to Earth.

The good news is that all the weapons in Sherlock's library have been sold off for various Asgardian armors and cold weapons with magic runes.

The bad news is that before Sherlock was about to leave, Saul, in full view of everyone, reluctantly took out a pink envelope with exquisite packaging from his arms and solemnly handed it to Sherlock.

God knows how ugly Sherlock's face was at that time. If there was a mirror, Sherlock would probably find that his face would also become colorful.

Chapter 66 Going Home

In the end, with an almost green face and a ferocious look on his face, Sherlock put the letter from Thor into his arms, and ran through the portal despite the strange looks from Ancient One, Odin, and Frigga.

Fortunately, the other side of Gu Yikai's teleportation was Kama Taj, and Sherlock didn't meet anyone familiar. Otherwise, Sherlock would probably have started his endless Avatar as the world-destroying devil.

Sherlock, who returned to Karma Taj, casually drew a small portal, stole a mediocre kraft paper envelope from Manager Wang's library, and angrily stuffed Sol's love letter into the kraft paper envelope. among.

Gu Yi, who walked out of the portal, naturally saw Sherlock's movements, and his strange expression returned to normal. It didn't look like what she had imagined.

Sherlock seemed to think of something after sealing the brown paper envelope, and put on a smirk on his face. Seeing Gu Yi close the portal, Sherlock immediately took out his wand from his library.

Gently touch the kraft paper envelope, and with the blessing of permanent transformation, the originally ordinary kraft paper envelope turned into a familiar express envelope almost instantly.

The three letters "ems" are clearly visible on the pure white envelope, and even the sender's address and recipient are written clearly.

After casually drawing a portal the size of an arm, Sherlock threw the letter directly into it.

Because the portal has a characteristic, if you need to find someone, as long as you think about the person's appearance and name deep in your heart, generally speaking, the portal can automatically locate the person's location.

You see, even if Spider-Man is a hero without a home, the little fat Ned, who has never been exposed to magic, can find the two generations of Spider-Man who have also traveled through time for the first time. This is the principle. Therefore, Sherlock is not worried about the letter at all. Sent to wrong place.

But what Sherlock didn't know was that at this time, Jane and the doctor had already begun to study the Cosmic Cube for SHIELD. The letter Sherlock sent through the portal was discovered by Jane and also by Black Braised Egg. .

Hei Lu Dan had no interest in the pink book with a high level of literary talent. He just took the envelope with ems printed on it and left in a hurry with a gloomy expression.

What Sherlock never expected was that just because of a little prank of his, a dignified leader of Oxygen would have to face the interrogation of his immediate boss, the Space Agency, the Security Bureau, and Hei Lu Dan.

Just to prove that his company really does not have the ability to deliver interstellar letters, and there is no agent with the skills of 007 to bypass SHIELD's layers of security measures and silently place the letter on the recipient's desk. superior.

Because of this, the poor man in charge's head was almost twisted by himself from the Mediterranean to the same hairstyle as Ancient One.

Of course, these are all things for later. For Sherlock, it was just a piece of music he made. Only the green light on Gu Yi flickered for a moment, and then he looked at Sherlock with a strange expression, as if Trying to restrain something.

Sherlock didn't understand what Ancient One had done, so he just thought that Ancient One was still surprised that Thor sent him a love letter in full view of everyone.

After saying goodbye to Gu Yi in a hurry, he opened a portal and disappeared into Kama Taj.

Sherlock didn't know that after he left, the green light on Gu Yi's body increased greatly, and there was a smile on his face that he had never seen before. He kept manipulating the time stone with his eyes closed, but the smile on his face became worse for some reason. It looked more and more like he was having fun.

Sherlock's portal opened just right in his room. He had been away for more than a month. There was no dust in Sherlock's room. He could tell that someone had been cleaning it for him at a glance.

Throwing himself directly on his big bed, Sherlock couldn't help but sigh that his kennel was still more comfortable.

After inking on the bed for a while, Sherlock simply took a shower, put on clean clothes, opened the window and felt the slightly polluted air in New York, and sighed to go home. very nice.

He slowly opened the room and started walking downstairs. On the one hand, Sherlock needed to find his uncles and little girls to share a gift. On the other hand, Sherlock planned to find Price and give it to him. The library will be stocked with another batch of goods.

After going downstairs, the first person Sherlock saw was Skye, who was still sitting at the cashier. Skye was very surprised when he saw Sherlock coming downstairs, and looked at Sherlock with wide eyes. .

"When did you come back?"

Faced with Skye's question, Sherlock could only fool him with a haha, and casually threw a women's necklace he brought back from Asgard to Skye.

Soon Skye was attracted by the exquisiteness of the women's necklace that Sherlock gave her as a souvenir. She automatically ignored Sherlock and began to study the necklace in his hand.

What Sherlock gave Skye was a necklace that could be opened and closed. Two or three photos could be placed in the necklace. Sherlock knew that Skye had never forgotten his biological parents and had even been looking for them.

In Sherlock's words, Skye can put their photos and hers in the necklace after finding her parents, and the material of the necklace is also extremely hard, so she doesn't have to worry about any damage.

After Sherlock explained the purpose of the ring, Skye expressed her love for the necklace and put it on her neck. She also said that she would take a photo of herself and put it in it during her break.

After getting Skye's gift, Sherlock began to ask about the whereabouts of the others.

It's okay not to ask. As soon as Sherlock asked, Skye's face immediately put on a particularly meaningful smile, and said that several people were in the physical training field behind, and Sherlock could see his directly when he went there. Those uncles.

Even though he looked at Skye's treacherous expression, it was as if he had fallen in love with a colleague at work, and he also understood that there was something in the training ground behind him that he didn't know existed.

But what's helpless is that no matter how Sherlock asks, Skye just looks like I don't know, don't ask me, and I won't tell you if you ask me. She just doesn't answer any of Sherlock's questions.

In desperation, Sherlock could only sigh. After taking a deep breath, he strode towards the physical training field at the back. Anyway, it would be a knife to extend his head, and it would be a knife to shrink his head. Sherlock wanted to take a look. What kind of monster could make Skye look like that?

Chapter 67 Achievement Achieved: Loli Collector

Under the gaze of Skye with a strange smile on his face, Sherlock walked towards the training ground at the back with a confused look on his face. But as soon as he arrived at the physical training ground at the back, Sherlock immediately became Spartan. .

I saw that there were a lot of strong men training in the muddy training ground at this time, but the most eye-catching ones in the entire training ground were not those strong men covered in muddy water.

Instead, there were two lolis. One of them had green hair and was holding a pink rifle with Hello Kitty printed on it and was continuously firing at the sky. While firing, she was constantly insulting the macho men who were climbing the barbed wire in a prone position.

It was Lorna, whom I hadn't seen for a long time, who didn't run away.

But not far from Lorna, who is the Loli who looks much younger than Lorna, has a blond bob, and holds a pink AK rifle with a Pink Panther printed on it?

And it seems that this Loli, who is much smaller than Lorna, is much tougher than Lorna. Didn’t you see that the pink AK is not an ordinary magazine, but a huge pink magazine? drum.

And that guy scolded her much more dirty than Lorna.

Sherlock had the expression of an old man on the subway. He had only been away for a month, but how come a loli appeared out of nowhere? Could it be that loli can also split on its own?

Sherlock, who was standing next to the field, quickly attracted the attention of Lorna and the blond-haired Loli. They looked at Sherlock's spartan expression and stared at his little friend not far away. Lorna angrily pressed the intercom on her body and said something.

After a while, Soap on the other side of the training ground ran to Sherlock's side with a look of surprise on his face, and hugged the confused Sherlock without any explanation.

"You brat, you're finally back. If you don't come back, Price will probably start issuing a global wanted order to see where you, this brat, wandered off."

As for Soap, Sherlock simply rolled his eyes and almost subconsciously determined one thing, that is, the extra loli definitely has an unspeakable relationship with Soap.

"Okay, I understand your concerns, but can you tell me first, where did that extra little girl come from?"

Seeing Sherlock's embarrassed look, Soap began to explain to Sherlock with a guilty look on his face that this little girl's name was Mindy MacReady, and she was the daughter of his good brother when he was a rookie.

Her good brother died in an "accident". After helping her father to avenge her, little loli Mindy was adopted by a police family.

But because his good brother didn't let Mindy go to school since he was a child, and he only learned the stuff in the army, including things like fighting firearms, Mindy was quite uncomfortable in school.

After he found out about this, he immediately went to find the family and proposed to adopt Mindy. Seeing that the soap had a military background and the boss had a relationship with Tony Stark, the police agreed. Soap required.

Because of this, while Sherlock was away, another violent loli appeared inexplicably in Sherlock's gun shop.

The corner of Sherlock's mouth kept twitching as he listened to Soap's explanation. Just halfway through the sentence, Sherlock immediately recognized who this violent loli was. Isn't this the Super Killer from Kick-Ass?

Proud of Price's good start, the place that was originally a macho club has begun to inexplicably transform into a loli gathering place.

Sherlock even suspected that if he had some kind of system, maybe a big achievement would pop up in his head at this moment.

"Ding~, congratulations to the host for achieving the achievement, "Lolita Collector". Wearing this achievement will gain the favor of Lolita, but there is a chance of triggering a negative buff, starting from three years and up to death penalty."

To be honest, at this moment Sherlock even began to doubt whether he had some strange constitution that attracted lolita. It was obvious that he liked beautiful older sisters!

Sherlock has even begun to consider whether he can contact Deadpool and pay him to steal Anne Hathaway's version of Catwoman next door. After all, Anne's version of Catwoman is really good.

While Sherlock was lost in thought, Sherlock's thoughts were interrupted by Soap. Soap mistakenly thought that Sherlock seemed to be entangled in Mindy's whereabouts, and sadly betrayed Sherlock.

"Okay, Sherlock, if you don't like Mindy living here, I will take Mindy home. After all, she is my good brother's daughter. I can't let Mindy live on the street."

Seeing Soap's poor acting skills, Sherlock rolled his eyes angrily and gave it to Soap. Then he waved his hand and said it didn't matter. The room was big enough anyway, so it was just a matter of having multiple chopsticks.

The most important thing is that Mindy is also here with Lorna. Sherlock is really afraid that Lorna's North Star will be crooked by these rough guys, even though super-killer Mindy has already been crippled.

Seeing that Sherlock agreed, Soap quietly gave Lorna and Mindy a thumbs up from behind, indicating that Sherlock had been dealt with.

At this moment, both Lorna and Mindy breathed a sigh of relief. For Lorna, he quite liked this peer who was not much different from himself, at least when Sherlock teased him. With a reliable ally.

For Mindy, compared to an ordinary family, an ordinary school, an ordinary life, Mindy undoubtedly prefers the environment here in Sherlock, whether it is the dazzling array of firearms or the training methods that she has never seen before. It all makes Mindy intoxicated.

After solving Mindy's matter, Sherlock was not polite and immediately called for Soap, Mindy and Lorna to come over and share the gifts.

Of course, there was a little interlude in the middle. Neither Mindy nor Lorna seemed to have the slightest interest in the extremely exquisite jewelry that Sherlock brought back, but they were interested in the armors and weapons that Sherlock brought back. Extremely interested.

Sherlock could never allow the two lolita to become macho beings in the end, so he began to argue with the two lolita. As long as it was still Lorna, Mindy could only play support because of the unfamiliar relationship.

In the end, Sherlock compromised. After all, neither Mindy nor Lorna, their lives would never be as ordinary as ordinary people in the future. Because of this, Sherlock finally gave Mindy and Lorna a life. Get him the best quality dagger from Asgard, and two sets of women's armor.

As for soap, it's very simple. The bulletproof vest you bought plus a few sets of armor and some weapons such as daggers. The defensive power of Asgard's armor cannot be underestimated. It even exceeds the best bulletproof inserts at the same weight. Board, so Sherlock's gift can be said to be given to Soap's heart.

After getting gifts for several people, Sherlock began to inquire about the whereabouts of the other uncles. It didn't matter if he asked, Soap and the two Lolita both looked at Sherlock with Skye's smile.

Sherlock's hair stood up almost instantly. Could it be that there was a Loli waiting for him somewhere else? Sherlock has even seen his gun shop turn into a Loli kindergarten in the near future.

Fortunately, Soap did not let Sherlock continue to think blindly. He pointed to the closed tactical training base not far away that looked like a huge hangar and said to Sherlock.

"You can go and see where everyone else is, and maybe you'll meet your idol."

Chapter 68 Captain

idol?

Sherlock was confused after hearing Soap's words, and even began to recall all the people he admired from before the time travel to after the time travel.

At one point, he even exaggerated to the point of including teachers who played roles in romantic action movies, without even thinking about who his idols were.

Even under Sherlock's random thoughts, he somehow recalled all the dark history before and after his time travel. Although it was not visible on the surface, Sherlock had actually dug a manor out of his shoes.

Seeing that Sherlock seemed to be standing there with all kinds of random thoughts, Soap, who had watched Sherlock grow up, felt that it was quite interesting. After all, it was rare to see Sherlock like this. After all, when he was with them, Sherlock mostly looked like a salted fish who had lost his dreams.

Although it could be seen that Sherlock seemed to be thinking more and more crookedly with the help of his imagination, Soap had no intention of stopping him. Instead, he looked at Sherlock amusedly and with a look of malice on his face.

"Okay, stop thinking about those things and go check out where Price and the others are. You know, Price might be old and misses you a lot!"

Soap urged Sherlock and kept pushing him out with his hands until they left the huge physical training ground. Then, with a little force from Soap, Sherlock accidentally stumbled.

Just as he stood still, Sherlock heard the sound of the wire mesh door closing behind him.

"?"

Sherlock looked back with a question mark on his forehead. Why did he look like he had been kicked out?

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, but Sherlock becomes uneasy when he sees it, because Soap standing behind the iron gate has a proper evil smile on his face.