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Then he held up his wand and carefully touched the inside of the villa.

The entire villa was empty, not to mention the enemies, Sherlock didn't even notice a single one moving.

However, Sherlock finally found Tony, the owner of the villa, in the master bedroom of the villa, but Sherlock was really shocked when he saw Tony.

The reason is very simple. When Sherlock entered the master bedroom, Tony was lying on the bed with his butt sticking out with a look of despair.

To be honest, Sherlock couldn't hold back his laughter when he saw Tony's posture.

Seeing Sherlock laughing so hard that he almost leaned against the wall, Tony's expression of despair on his face became even more serious. He rolled his eyes at Sherlock with a dark face and said to Jarvis.

"Okay, Jarvis, just go back to how you were. You've all been seen anyway."

Jarvis is indeed Tony's artificial intelligence, and he has no mercy at all. He complained to Tony while restoring the operation of the villa.

"Okay sir, the villa has been restored to operation. Sir, please tell me one more thing. I have already told you that pretending not to be at home is unreliable."

After hearing Jarvis' accurate complaint, Sherlock could be said to have laughed even louder.

After a while, Sherlock looked at Tony with a mean look and said to Tony.

"Ahem, you are indeed a world-famous playboy. Tony, you play very well!"

After saying that, Sherlock ignored Tony's resentful expression and smiled more and more arrogantly.

However, before Sherlock could laugh a few times, he was hit hard on the back of the head, interrupting his laughter. The person who took the shot was none other than Pepper.

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and see if there is anything you can do to help your uncle!"

Little Pepper walked in with a glass of water and painkillers and looked helplessly at the unreliable uncle and nephew.

Although he was taught a lesson by his future aunt, Sherlock couldn't help but smile, and he still looked at Tony lying on the bed with his butt sticking out with a smile on his face.

"Well, well, tell me, what happened to my dear Uncle Tony?"

It was okay that Sherlock didn't say anything. As soon as he finished speaking, the resentment on Tony's face seemed to solidify. After giving Sherlock a fierce look, he turned his head to express his refusal to communicate with Sherlock.

Seeing that Tony didn't seem to cooperate, Pepper could only stand up and answer Sherlock's words.

"Actually, it's nothing. It's just that Tony took me to eat Japanese food on a whim a few days ago. I don't know if the ingredients are not fresh or Tony is not used to eating raw food. I had a bad stomach the day before yesterday.

You know your uncle's character, he is very arrogant sometimes, and this time too, I wanted to ask him to take some medicine, but he said he could clean his stomach and refused to take medicine, and that's what happened yesterday.

And he was still busy changing that magical suitcase. You also know that when he was busy, he couldn't care about anything else, so the result became like this.

Jarvis scanned Tony and said it was a perianal abscess. I had never heard of this disease. See if you have any potions that can treat it. Get some for Tony quickly. "

It was okay that Pepper didn't say anything. After saying that, Sherlock couldn't control his smile anymore and rolled on the ground laughing. Sherlock was familiar with this disease.

Sherlock had suffered from this disease when he was still a social animal. This disease is also known as social death amplifier and py+1 technique.

To put it simply, if you want to treat this disease, you need surgery, but if you do surgery, the whole process from beginning to end will be just two words: social death!

If you don't treat the erection, it will be cured, but the result will be one plus one for the other person and two for you, and it will be more difficult to treat it later.

When Sherlock chose surgery, he barely met the standards for discharge after a whole week of social suffering in the hospital. Now looking at Tony lying on the bed, Sherlock could laugh and joke in an unusually vulgar way.

Tony Shit, Tony Shit, you damn thing is here too! This one is completely in my hands, right?

Chapter 167 Establish written evidence!

As Sherlock's uncle, Tony was a player who had quite the same affinity with Sherlock after he became a good man. It can be said that Tony already knew what kind of shit Sherlock wanted to do just by raising his butt.

Seeing the increasingly perverted smile on Sherlock's face, Tony knew that something was wrong with him, and this kid had caught him.

As expected, as Tony expected, Sherlock used the profiteer's special skill on Tony in the next second and demanded an exorbitant price.

Apart from the Lancelot mecha that he had promised during the operation to help the widowed sister and the help in changing the appearance of the floating tower, Sherlock also came up with a lot of new things.

Including but not limited to modifying the burning machine that leaks gas for 800 kilometers. I want an EVA No. 1 mecha with a built-in intelligent assistant to control it, including a floating tower and a full set of the same Jarvis intelligence in the training ground. Home···

Anyway, based on the principle of how outrageous it is, Sherlock can be said to have said everything he could think of and unexpected.

In order to make his proposal more realistic, Sherlock even used his inherent skills, threats and intimidation against Tony.

First, I asked Jarvis to educate Tony about what his disease was like.

How could Jarvis know the sinister intentions of human beings? He honestly read the Baidu Encyclopedia to Tony based on the content he searched on the Internet.

Seeing that Tony didn't seem to realize the seriousness of the problem after Jarvis finished reading, Sherlock couldn't help but translate what Jarvis had read to Tony.

"To put it simply, you have grown another py, do you understand? And the most important thing is that this thing is not a one-time disease. It often happens again and again. My dear Uncle Tony, you don't want to Your perfect butt becomes a showerhead for watering flowers, right?

Even if you find shower heads interesting and look forward to watering flowers every time you go to the toilet, you wouldn't like the Queen to wear adult diapers for the rest of her life, right? "

It was okay if Sherlock didn't translate. Once he translated, forget about Tony, even Pepper, who was standing aside, lost his guard. He immediately agreed to Sherlock's unreasonable request and asked Sherlock to help with treatment.

Fortunately, as a capitalist, Tony reacted quickly and caught Pepper who broke through the defense. As a profiteer, Tony knew very well the profiteer skills used by Sherlock.

Although Tony also broke through the defense, fortunately, he recovered quickly, so he immediately no longer hesitated, activated his unique skills on Sherlock, and paid back the money on the spot.

Although Tony's posture at this time was very unsightly and his body was very uncomfortable, it did not stop Tony from showing his true nature as a profiteer. His upper lip and lower lip continued to collide, as if he was a rapper, and he began to bargain with Sherlock. stand up.

The uncle and nephew were tit-for-tat, arguing constantly, and even started to talk about past experiences. Even a glass of water or a grain of rice became their bargaining capital.

Next to her, Little Lajiao, who was still breaking through the defense, could be said to be stunned for a while as he watched the fierce confrontation between the uncle and nephew.

Gradually, Chili Pepper also started to dislike him. The two of them were just bored. If Tony had a problem, Sherlock would not help him. Similarly, if Sherlock had a need, Tony would help him every time. He cursed a lot, but he always came to help.

This wave of the two belongs to the pure kind of childish games that belong to boys. Basically, it is similar to the father in the dormitory that you always want to be a roommate.

After figuring it out, Little Pepper no longer felt anxious. She calmly found an empty seat in the room and sat down gracefully. She even had the guts to grab a cup of coffee and drink it gracefully.

Don't tell me, Tony is indeed a player born as a profiteer. Although Tony has already looked like a playboy since Pepper met Tony, you must know that Tony was the CEO of Stark Group before that.

Before there was Pepper, Tony himself had lost count of how many business meetings and negotiations he had participated in. His negotiation skills were of course incomparable.

Pepper really learned something new during the negotiation and debate between Tony and Sherlock. To be honest, if the current environment hadn't been wrong, Pepper had calmed down and even wanted to take out his notes and take notes.

Sherlock's ability to keep negotiating with big capitalists like Tony can be said to be a gift. On the one hand, it can be said that he is extremely talented. On the other hand, he must thank the market lady in his previous life.

After all, in essence, the so-called business negotiation is the same as bargaining at the vegetable market. In this aspect, Sherlock can be said to be experienced.

The two of them were bickering together for a long time, and it could be said that they stripped each other of their underwear.

Fortunately, the result was good, and the two finally reached a consensus.

As long as Sherlock helps find the treatment potion, Tony will help Sherlock modify the burning machine, and by the way, he will give Sherlock a life-sized EVA machine No. 1 with built-in intelligent programs.

If Sherlock can take out the potion and cure Tony, then Tony will agree to Sherlock's other two conditions, but these two conditions must not be illegal, secondly, not violate Tony's bottom line, and thirdly, not too outrageous.

Seeing that the two of them seemed to have reached a consensus, Little Pepper put down the coffee in her hand, as if waiting for Sherlock to take action, but what Little Pepper didn't expect was.

Sherlock and Tony obviously thought more about the dog than Pepper. What the two did the next second after reaching an agreement was not to start treatment at all, but to establish a document!

Just like that, under the bewildered gaze of Pepper, Sherlock and Tony, the two treasured uncles and nephews, drafted the document in duplicate in a very serious manner, and began to sign and seal it in a very ceremonial manner.

After everything was completed, Shylock put away his copy of the document. After reading it over and over for a while, he put it in the library with satisfaction. Then he took out a book comparable to the Code of Hammurabi. A huge, thick 4-karat book.

The name of the book is clearly written on the book, "A Summary of Magic Potions and Production Methods in the World (Revised Edition)".

Seeing the book that Sherlock took out, which can really kill people in one shot, even Tony, not to mention Pepper, was stunned for a moment, and even Tony couldn't help but complain.

"I always thought that what you told Coulson about why you made the potion was nonsense, but I didn't expect it to be true?"

Regarding Tony's complaints, Sherlock just rolled his eyes helplessly, but did not explain anything. Sherlock would not tell Tony that he was indeed talking nonsense.

The reason for this magical book was that I discovered it when I was bored and wandering around in the library in the Middle East.

It can only be said that empiricism kills people. At the beginning, Sherlock was only thinking about the notes of the "protagonist". Who would have thought that there are such magical books in the library?

Chapter 168 Hospitalization

Tony and Pepper almost watched as Sherlock took out the huge tome that could kill people and started searching with confidence.

As Sherlock searched, the expression on Sherlock's face gradually became serious, and then gradually began to develop into panic.

In the end, he even looked panicked. He took out countless books that Tony had never seen before and started rummaging through them, as if he was a Chinese medicine doctor who encountered some difficult and complicated diseases.

After a while, Sherlock stopped what he was doing, took a deep breath with a calm expression, and then turned to look at Tony, who was still lying on the bed with his butt sticking out, and said calmly.

"A good news or a bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

After listening to Sherlock's words, Tony, who was originally relatively balanced, swallowed nervously before speaking cautiously.

"What's the good news?"

After hearing Tony's words, Sherlock calmly answered Tony's question.

“The good news is, you don’t have to pay the subsequent terms on the note!”

After hearing Sherlock's words, Tony and Pepper couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths, and Tony even asked with a pale face.

"What about the bad news?"

After hearing Tony's question, it was Sherlock's turn to twitch the corner of his mouth before answering Tony's question.

"I'm sorry. It seems that your disease can only be treated by Muggle methods, which are ordinary people's methods, that is, surgery. People with magic will not get this disease at all!"

It was okay that Sherlock didn't say anything. After saying that, Tony completely broke his guard. He spoke in a quintessential Chinese way and expressed his rejection with curses.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I am Iron Man! I will never let anyone touch my delicate ass! Anyone!!! Oh!!! fxxk!! It hurts!!!"

However, Tony's resistance was suppressed by the pain in his butt before it started. The most important thing was that Tony was agitated just now, and his movements were a little bigger. The pain from his anus made Tony instantly stiffen. Just lie down.

Seeing the emotional Tony, Pepper sighed helplessly, sat next to Tony, held Tony's hand, and said softly.

"No, Tony, put aside that armor. You are just an ordinary person. You will be sick, sad, happy, and excited, so promise me to go to the hospital for treatment, okay?"

After hearing Pepper's words, Tony, who was originally emotional, gradually calmed down. He looked at Pepper next to him, and then at Sherlock, who was standing not far away with a calm face, and made a final struggle.

"You brat, is there really nothing you can do? Magic? Potions? Anything!"

After hearing Tony's question, Sherlock helplessly shook his head and explained to Tony.

The main cause of this disease is actually very simple. It is caused by unclean anus or a bad stomach.

Wizards usually don't have these two problems. Let's talk about bad stomach first. Under normal circumstances, in the early stages of bad stomach, wizards may directly treat it with magic potions because of the surprisingly fast effects of magic potions. , basically you can treat the symptoms of bad stomach immediately after drinking it.

As for the uncleanness of the other's anus, it's even more nonsense. I dare not say anything else. If I can accept it, the wizard can even clean it by pointing the wand at his anus without using anything after every convenience. new.

Sherlock can guarantee that if you clean it with something new, it will definitely be much cleaner than wiping it with anything. The only thing you need to overcome may be your own psychology. After all, this thing always feels weird if it is not wiped.

Under these premises, the only anus disease that wizards have to face is hemorrhoids. After all, this disease is the price of walking upright, and most wizards are a group of people who have to sit in the laboratory all day long. Otaku and Otaku.

Therefore, based on the above situation, the medicine used by wizards to treat hemorrhoids can be said to be extremely advanced. Oral medicine can permanently solve the hidden danger, but basically no one will suffer from Tony's anus disease.

After hearing Sherlock's explanation, Tony fell silent in a rare moment.

The two looked at each other, and for a moment they didn't know what to say.

Silence, just like Cambridge tonight.

In the end, Tony was sent to the hospital by Pepper. As a former patient, Sherlock naturally knew the procedure of this operation. Based on the principle of watching the excitement, Sherlock smiled and used the excuse of accompanying him. passed.

Although Tony was a hundred reluctant, he always felt that Sherlock, the bastard, had evil intentions and seemed to want to see his own entertainment.

Of course, as one of the richest men in the world, Tony would not line up for surgery like ordinary people.

With the help of money, it was natural that the whole process would be treated as VIP. Even the ward was a special care ward that Sherlock had never seen before. If that guy hadn't told him, Sherlock would have thought this was some kind of luxury apartment. Not a ward.

In response to this, Sherlock could only scold the shameless capitalists in his heart while enjoying the big soft sofa in the ward and the accompanying fruits and drinks with peace of mind.

The ward was already over-sized, so naturally the doctor had to be over-sized as well. The inhumane Tony didn't care who the doctor was, and immediately decided that he wanted the best doctor in the hospital and the doctor with the steadiest hands to operate on him.

Despite Pepper's various attempts, Tony couldn't stop Tony from going crazy. In the end, he could only sigh helplessly and let it go.

After all, this is considered a minor surgery, and it is an infection surgery. It does not require a sterile environment and is not fatal, so I just went with Tony's idea.

After all, as a genius or a rich man, you have some quirks, and the hospital is not surprised.

Of course, aside from these requirements, Tony also requires that everyone who comes into contact with him throughout the process needs to sign a confidentiality agreement and cannot disclose the information about his surgery to anyone.

Even if Tony didn't tell the hospital, they would have solved this problem. Now it's just that Tony's confidentiality agreement is more stringent. As a hospital that has seen great storms, it is natural that he agrees with it.

After getting everything done, Tony entered the inspection process. The difference from before Sherlock traveled through time was that Sherlock ran up and down to do the inspection dragging his painful ass.

But thanks to Tony's money, all examinations were completed in the ward.

Of course, not a single step is missing, including skin preparation and GC. Sherlock was so embarrassed when he went through all this, but Sherlock is laughing so happily now.

Especially after the visit, Tony ran to the bathroom and emptied his stomach while howling, which made Sherlock laugh so hard that he almost fainted on the sofa.

Of course, this is not what shocks Sherlock the most. What really makes Sherlock speechless is Tony's money-making ability. With the blessing of money-making ability, Tony has indeed arranged for the best doctor in the hospital, and this doctor I still know Sherlock!