Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

Stephen Strange! ! ! !

Damn it, aren't you a neurosurgeon? Damn Tony, this belongs to the anorectal department! ! !

Chapter 169: Adding money to layman Stephen

Let's go back in time a little. When Tony had just been admitted to the hospital for examination, the sun was hanging high in the sky. This was the time for everyone to take a lunch break.

Stephen Strange, who has just completed a major operation, is no exception. As the best surgeon, Stephen Strange has no so-called medical ethics or ideals as a doctor.

Arrogant, he only regards this operation as a capital to show off his skills and a means to make money. Fortunately, Stephen Strange is quite professional. Although he does not love the medical industry, he still enjoys every difficult operation. The sense of accomplishment after the surgery is completed.

Despite this, it was difficult to conceal his fatigue after just undergoing a very difficult operation. After a simple meal, Stephen Strange was ready to return to his exclusive luxury lounge for a short lunch break. one time.

It was said to be luxurious, but in fact it was just a single room. Thanks to his superb surgical skills, he got such special treatment.

Only this time, Stephen Strange had just laid down, and before he could close his eyes, there was a knock on the door of the lounge.

He stood up helplessly and opened the door with an impatient look. The person who came was none other than Christian Parr, Stephen's lover in the original Stephen Strange exclusive movie.

But now the two of them just have a crush on each other and have not yet taken the step of becoming lovers.

Seeing that the person coming was Kristine, Stephen's face looked better, and he greeted Kristine with a pleasant look.

The two of them went back and forth and almost made an appointment to have dinner together after get off work in a short time. Stephen's humorous words made Kristen laugh so much that she almost forgot the purpose of coming to see Stephen.

After a while, Kristine finally reacted. Under the teasing of her companion, Kristine's face turned red in an instant. She said to Stephen, "The dean is looking for you," and hurriedly hugged her Case Ben left the door of Stephen's lounge.

After Kristine left, the smile on Stephen's face disappeared without a trace in an instant. He rubbed his temples with a headache. To be honest, Stephen was quite concerned about his dean interrupting his lunch break. confused.

After all, he has a very difficult operation that needs to be performed personally in the afternoon. Now he really doesn't want to waste time arguing with the dean, even though our dean treats Stephen as well as his own son. .

But Stephen still knows that all of this is based on his superb surgical skills. Otherwise, the director of the button search will never give him such a great privilege, and even have this in the entire hospital. It can be considered a luxurious independent lounge.

With a helpless sigh, Stephen finally put on his white coat and walked towards the dean's office. After all, he was still in the hospital. Stephen could replace the dean, or his skills were far superior to those in the world. Before you become a surgeon, you still have to bow your head.

After gently knocking on the door of the dean's office, and after a hoarse voice came from inside, Stephen pushed open the door of the dean's office.

After the usual courtesy, Yuanzhao asked Stephen to sit across from his desk, and without saying anything, he handed Stephen a confidentiality agreement.

As one of the most skilled doctors in the hospital, Stephen is naturally not surprised. He has signed this thing countless times since he joined the job.

Even in Stephen's opinion, those rich people seemed to have a strange hobby of committing suicide and did not want the outside world to know about it.

He signed his name with one stroke of his pen.

After watching Stephen sign the confidentiality agreement, the dean told Stephen with a smile on his face who the surgery subject was this time.

To be honest, Stephen was really excited when he knew that the target was Iron Man Tony Stark, the boss of Stark Group.

Stephen is not a star chaser. It can be said that Stephen has no interest in those superheroes who fight and kill, but Stephen is still very interested in performing surgeries on these celebrities.

There is no other reason than resume!

In Stephen's view, as long as these celebrities and big shots come to him for surgery more often, the more likely it is that he will transcend class and truly rely on his own skills to enter the upper class circle that he has longed for.

And Iron Man Tony Stark is undoubtedly the top presence in the upper class, both as Iron Man and as Tony Stark himself.

But all Stephen's beautiful fantasies disappeared after knowing what kind of operation he was going to do, and there was even a kind of anger at being played.

Staring fiercely at the dean sitting opposite the old god, Stephen had never felt like this, like a clown!

"Forgive me for refusing. Dear Mr. Dean, you should know that I am a neurosurgeon, not an anorectal doctor. Moreover, such an infection surgery is not for an intern who graduated from a medical school, let alone anorectal department." All can be done easily!

Compared with this operation, it can be said to be child's play. I think what I should be more concerned about is the operation in the afternoon! "

As he spoke, Stephen stood up directly, straightened his clothes, and seemed to have no interest in the following conversation. After finishing speaking, he turned around and left.

Facing Stephen's anger, the dean looked unfazed. He didn't even react at all even when he was sprayed by Stephen.

Just when Stephen's hand was already on the door of the office, Dean Furui Muha's voice came from behind Stephen.

"50 million!"

"what?"

The huge number made Stephen slightly stunned. He turned around with some doubts and looked at the dean sitting behind the desk.

Seeing Stephen stop, the dean put a smile on his original face and continued.

"Mr. Stark asked the surgeon with the steadiest hands to operate on him. The reward is 50 U.S. dollars! The first thing I thought of was you, Stephen. No one has a steadier hand than you. .”

After hearing what the dean said, Stephen stood at the door of the office and took a deep breath. Then he looked at the dean who was still sitting behind the desk and said slowly.

"But this is just an operation for infection, a very small operation! It doesn't even require sutures!"

Facing Stephen's words, the dean raised his eyebrows slightly before continuing.

"So, you refused?"

After hearing the dean's question, Stephen was silent for a while, and then answered through gritted teeth.

"No, I mean, you have to pay more!"

Chapter 170 Tony's Journey to Social Death

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God knows how spartan Sherlock looked when he saw Stephen's pony-like face that could barely be covered by the mask as he walked out of the operating room.

Not to mention Sherlock, even the battle-hardened Stephen felt strange, especially when Pepper nervously stepped forward to ask if the operation was successful after seeing Stephen come out.

Sherlock clearly saw a look of confusion in the eyes of the future Doctor Strange, but fortunately Stephen reacted quickly. The confused expression flashed away, and the next second he put on a professional smile. Pepper said.

"The operation was successful. Don't worry, ma'am. Mr. Stark will come out later. When Mr. Stark wakes up, the attending doctor and I will go to the ward to explain the follow-up."

After saying that, he took off his mask and left in a hurry.

That's right, Stephen Strange, the future Sorcerer Supreme (for a short period of time), the legendary negotiator, the famous Doctor Strange in the multiverse, the only human with three eyes on earth, in the world of money Choose to compromise.

The director paid a whopping one million yuan to have a neurologist with the most steady hands perform an anorectal surgery.

Although Stephen himself agreed to the operation, after all, in his opinion, it was a pure act of picking up money. Anyone who didn't do it was a fool. It was just a little weird.

Not only did Stephen feel a little strange, but even Sherlock felt extremely strange. Sherlock didn't feel relieved until Stephen's figure disappeared around the corner of the operating room.

Hey guys, Stephen Strange performed a surgery on Tony Stark, or was it an anorectal surgery?

Under the temptation of money, the future Doctor Strange performed an operation on Iron Man?

For some reason, Sherlock always felt that this was the same as Tang Monk, who was covered in tattoos and tendons, holding two drums, urns, and golden hammers, leading Bajie and Sha Monk to the Lingshan Mountain to snatch the scriptures and rescue the suppressed Wukong. Outrageous.

Damn it, couldn't this be the reason why in Avengers 4, Stephen clearly raised a finger to tell Tony to fly up, but Tony didn't know why he understood it and he wanted to snap his fingers?

Damn it, this plot might be true. I dare not say anything else. After the operation is completed, Sherlock is even sure that the two of them will not say a word even if they meet in Avengers.

No wonder there is a misunderstanding between the two.

Sherlock seems to have discovered Hua Dian!

Stephen, who was already in the lounge, felt even more outrageous. After every operation, he had the habit of reviewing his surgical experience when no one was around.

This time was no exception, except that the last time someone had his butt completely facing him was when he was an anatomy teacher in medical school.

But this time it was different. Stephen, who was accustomed to extremely difficult neurosurgery, faced such an expensive yet simple surgery for the first time.

It was also the first time after graduating from medical school that he faced an undefended ass. The most important thing was that the owner of this ass was the legendary Iron Man Tony Stark.

Even because he had more money and fewer things to do, Stephen felt guilty and gave Tony a minor surgery for free.

At this time, Sherlock, who was in the hospital building at the same time, and Stephen, the future Doctor Strange, had an unprecedented unity of thought because of this operation, that is, the kind of people who have to sit up in bed in the middle of the night and scold "No, he Are you sick?" level.

Of course, Sherlock's random thoughts were quickly cut off by the opening door of the operating room.

It can only be said that having money is great. Sherlock still remembers when he was woken up after the operation. The pain that hit Tianling Gai made Sherlock howl almost all the way from the operating room to the ward.

In the end, even the doctor who anesthetized Sherlock was frightened. The little girl cried and apologized to Sherlock, which made Sherlock feel extremely embarrassed when he woke up.

But thanks to Tony's money, Tony never experienced anything like this. He slept like a dead pig after coming out of the operating room, and even snored contentedly.

After pushing Tony to the ward and waiting for a while, Tony woke up slowly. With the help of the pain pump, Tony didn't feel anything at all, which made Sherlock who had been waiting for a long time extremely disappointed. .

After seeing Tony wake up, Pepper hurriedly left, leaving Sherlock as his escort. After all, for a company as big as the Stark Group, it was a big deal that Pepper could accompany Tony to complete the operation.

After Pepper left, both Tony and Sherlock relaxed a lot, and Sherlock did not reject the job of escort. After all, compared to the ward where Sherlock lived in his previous life, Tony's ward could be said to be a luxurious presidential suite.

After the two chatted with each other for a while, Stephen and Tony's attending doctor came to Tony's ward.

After the anesthesiologist first checked that all the reactions of Tony's body were normal, he began to explain the medical instructions after the operation.

Even the follow-up doctor's order for the hemorrhoid surgery given to Tony by Stephen because he couldn't stand it in conscience was clearly explained.

Everything was normal, not much different from what Sherlock had experienced before, but just after all the doctors gave their explanations, something unexpected happened.

A little girl who looked like she had just joined the job blushed and took out a glass jar and a document. Inside the glass jar was a small red meat ball.

Then under everyone's gaze, the little girl tremblingly handed the document to Tony, who was lying on the bed with a confused look on his face.

"Hello, Mr. Stork, I am Kristina Whitney, an intern at this hospital. I'm sorry. I made a specimen of your hemorrhoids on my own initiative. I'm really sorry because it's long. It's so perfect, as if it looks like a textbook.

This document is an authorization document. Could you please sign the authorization? Of course, if you agree, this specimen will be permanently displayed in the medical school with your name and used for teaching purposes.

Of course, if you don't agree, I will destroy the specimen immediately and apologize to you again. I'm really sorry. I made my own decision. "

The little girl's face turned pale with every word she said. After all, this matter could be said to be a naked crime in the beautiful country.

Although the little girl was very nervous, as the little girl told the story, the smile on Sherlock's face became more and more unrestrained. Similarly, Tony's face became darker.

But Tony couldn't get angry yet. After all, in Tony's opinion, this little girl was just a medical idiot at best. Tony was always tolerant towards people who were also immersed in technology, and the most important thing was that she was still used for teaching purposes.

Although the little girl's behavior made Tony very angry, after taking a few deep breaths, Tony still forced a smile and crossed out the signature and other clauses before signing his name.

Of course, after everyone left, they were still laughed at mercilessly by Sherlock. After all, in Sherlock's opinion, this matter was even more embarrassing than he had been at the beginning.

How to say that, it was almost the same as defecating in public on the street, and luckily Tony could bear it.

Chapter 171 Tony's Journey to Social Death

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Just like patients suffering from anorectal disease for the first time have no idea what they will face next, Tony is also a surgeon who has reached the limit of social death.

After all, you know, not everyone can accept the feeling of lying naked on the bed with legs spread and facing countless doctors and nurses. This is why Tony chose general anesthesia. Otherwise, Tony who was awake really wouldn't I can guarantee whether I can undergo such surgery.

But in fact, the completion of the operation was only the beginning of social death. Sherlock didn't tell Tony, but just looked at Tony with evil intentions. Even if Tony was yin and yang, Sherlock would always have a smile on his face. theater viewing status.

Eventually Tony was ready to ignore the unusual Sherlock and send him off to buy some of his favorite cheeseburgers.

Tony's bold idea really shocked Sherlock. After some good words and persuasion, it had no effect, so Sherlock just let it go.

He played the role of a delivery boy with a smile, and then calmly sat on the sofa playing with his mobile phone and waiting to watch the show.

As expected, towards evening, Tony's retribution came. Listening to Tony's screams while squatting in the toilet, Sherlock laughed like a maggot on the sofa.

Just when Tony thought this was the limit, life gave Tony a heavy blow again.

The dressing change process the next morning completely shattered Tony's beautiful fantasy.

Early the next morning, when Sherlock was feasting in front of Tony, but Tony could only smell the food with a grim face, the doctor and nurse walked in with a trolley.

Knowing what was about to happen, Sherlock smiled and exited the ward with his breakfast, squatting in the corner, eating and looking forward to something.

As expected, after a while, Tony's screams could be heard in the ward.

Only then did Sherlock smile with satisfaction.

It wasn't until the doctor and nurse left the ward that Sherlock walked into the ward with breakfast and a smile.

When Sherlock walked into the ward, Tony had already resumed his lying position, but the cold sweat on his face and the pale complexion showed that Tony's scream just now was not an illusion.

In the end, Tony couldn't bear the social death and pain and began to negotiate with Sherlock again.

Sherlock, who has mastered the core technology, will naturally not be polite, and he will open his mouth. The final result is to help Tony recover quickly when Sherlock wants to use the EVA No. 2 machine.

Sherlock took out the white moss essence and the potion to treat hemorrhoids, but because Tony had already undergone Muggle surgery, Sherlock did not dare to give Tony the potion directly. After all, no one knew whether Tony would recover too quickly. What strange sequelae are left behind.

Therefore, after explaining the situation to Tony, he could only dilute the potion 100 times and give it to Tony despite Tony's disappointed look. But even so, according to Sherlock's estimation, it would only take a week for Tony to be able to reconcile with Tony. Just like normal people.

This recovery speed can already be said to be the best in the world. You must know that Sherlock had undergone the same operation back then, and it can be said to be the fastest recovery in the entire ward. It took nearly a month to be completely good.

Compared with Sherlock's first month, it can be said that Tony has suffered a lot less in this week.

After hearing Sherlock's explanation, Tony could only reluctantly agree to this.