Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

Anyway, ever since the two lolita started going to the shooting range every three days, Sherlock had behaved like a quail in front of his five uncles, fearing that they would pick on them and find a reason to punish them.

It seems that the only ones left in the entire training ground are the big sisters from the red house and the students who trained at Sherlock's house.

Forget about those big sisters, for some reason, Sherlock always felt that the eyes of those big sisters looking at him were filled with the brilliance of motherly love, which made Sherlock feel like he had dozens of extra mothers, without even knowing it. Know how to get along with those big sisters.

What's more, Sherlock also discovered that several eldest sisters were flirting with his five uncles. Sherlock's only attitude towards these eldest sisters who might become his aunts in the future was to stay away from them.

Not to mention the students, since Sherlock and the two little lolita performed an extreme 1v2 "exhibition match" in front of them, the students looked at Sherlock as if they were seeing a god. .

Even Price and the others, who were instructors, did not receive the same treatment as Sherlock. In addition, Sherlock also had the highest authority over the burning machine in the shooting range.

Playing with Sherlock? Student: I can’t afford it, I can’t afford it!

Therefore, Sherlock, who is bored, can only explore his own interests and hobbies to relieve his boredom and have fun.

Fortunately, Sherlock's home is very big, and there is a huge pond in it. In the pond are freshwater fish, loaches, eels and other fish that have been released.

This large pond serves as a swamp training ground in Sherlock's training ground, and is also a water prison for torture training. The fish in the pond not only increase the difficulty of training, but also serve as a place for those who were imprisoned for torture training. The students in the water cell have the only food for several days.

That's right, Sherlock set his sights on this place, which the students privately called the fish pond, and Sherlock himself decided to become a glorious fisherman after deeply exploring himself.

Well, it’s definitely not stuff like eel noodles, loach stewed with tofu, or dry-roasted carp! Absolutely not!

Sherlock, holding the fishing rod, ran excitedly to the pond. In just three days, Sherlock learned how to use the American style net.

To sum up, it's like fishing with a pole. Not only does the fish not take the bait, it also hangs near Sherlock's hook and even misses the chance to taunt Sherlock.

Then Sherlock screamed angrily, shouting Uncle Desert's classic saying: "Fuck, that fish will follow you, and he won't bite! You can't fucking spoil him!"

Then he jumped into the water with a splash, hugged a huge carp, pulled out a Glock from his waist, and shot the poor carp in the head.

Then, he was whistling and carrying a carp that had lost its head and walked towards the kitchen, leaving only the students in the water cell staring with surprise.

Of course, Sherlock's American dip net can only deal with freshwater fish such as carp, loach and eel, but the American dip net fishing method has no solution at all.

Although Sherlock couldn't help it, Sherlock knew how to sway people. Under Sherlock's unremitting harassment, he finally swayed Tony who was busy at work.

Tony was such a good player. After seeing Sherlock's American-style net fishing method, Tony looked at Sherlock with an expression of "I'm afraid there's something wrong with you."

But soon, the fish in the pond made Tony realize clearly how high the IQ of this group of fish, who daily battled wits with the students in the water prison, was.

how to say?

Question Shylock, understand Shylock, and become Shylock.

Well, anyway, Tony even called the suit over in the end.

Of course, the result of the angry outburst was that the two of them had a delicious dinner of eel noodles, loach stewed with tofu, and a dry-roasted carp.

At the same time, Price also banned the two from going near the water.

But the two people who were already on top could not care about the so-called prohibition. In the afternoon, they sneaked to the pond again, and then they were scolded by Price like primary school students for more than half an hour.

What kind of player is Tony? When has he ever suffered such grievances? In less than three days, Tony returned to Sherlock's training ground.

Coming back with Tony were more than a dozen armors specially used for construction machinery, and then Tony was in the shocked gaze of everyone, including Sherlock.

Commanding more than a dozen of his armors, he opened a fish pond behind Sherlock's training ground. Even the trees that were cut down were not spared. Tony built a fishing cabin and placed it there. Next to the fish pond.

However, although the fish pond has been built, and Tony has even planted some plants in it to achieve the purpose of ecological recycling, but unfortunately it will take time for the fry inside to grow up.

Therefore, the two fishing guys who were just getting started and were addicted to fishing decided to just go out to sea. Anyway, Tony also had the yacht, and Sherlock, who was addicted to fishing rods, had a lot of fishing rods, so he just went to sea.

So the two of them carried the fishing rods and drove towards the seaside. The American fishing net was about to face the test of the sea.

Chapter 177 Captain is sick?

And not long after the two of them boarded the yacht, Sherlock had even prepared Tony's exclusive American net, when the phone rang.

The caller was the widowed sister. Sherlock looked at the incoming call alert on his mobile phone and answered the phone with a question mark on his forehead.

Sherlock knows exactly what kind of image he has in the minds of these Avengers. He has always been the only one to call and harass them, and they never take the initiative to call him.

With a question mark on his forehead, Sherlock quickly answered the widow's sister's call.

In fact, the widowed sister didn't have anything else to do. She just wanted to ask Sherlock if there was any special medicine that could cure colds and fevers.

Sherlock didn't understand the widowed sister's inquiry. He didn't know what the widowed sister wanted to do. After all, a cold is a minor illness like a fever. It's almost as good as hanging a bottle of water in a community clinic. Why do you have to ask yourself here? Are there any special medicines?

Under Sherlock's repeated questioning, the widowed sister finally explained the ins and outs of the matter.

It is not the widowed sister who is sick, but the captain.

As we all know, the captain's body has been improved by pharmaceuticals and is already as high as the ceiling of mankind.

But even this ceiling of physical fitness has caused a lot of trouble for the captain.

For a healthy adult, the healthiest state is basically a minor cold or fever twice a year, which can be cured by taking some medicine and drinking water.

But the captain's physical fitness means that he will not be like an ordinary person.

Generally speaking, the captain will never get sick, but once he catches a cold and has a fever, he will never get better easily.

Even ordinary people taking medicine are not that effective for the captain.

The ceiling of the captain's physical fitness is destined to be the ceiling of the captain's immune and metabolic qualities. Once he catches a cold and has a fever, it is a very serious situation. Similarly, the effect of drugs that are easy for ordinary people on the captain can be said to be minimal.

After all, it has been metabolized by the body's powerful metabolic efficiency before it can take effect.

As a result, the captain had been suspended from water for several days without any improvement, and SHIELD was still anxious to get the captain to work as soon as possible. After all, some things were difficult to accomplish by SHIELD agents alone.

The most important thing is that in SHIELD's understanding of potions, Sherlock should be contacted. After all, this naughty kid has countless weird potions in his hands.

But a while ago, it happened that the captain felt guilty about Sherlock because of the broomstick. Under the entanglement of various factors, the final result was that the captain kept delaying and the cold became more and more serious. Now he is bedridden. Terrible state.

Seeing the situation getting worse, the widowed sister finally couldn't stand it anymore and called Sherlock to ask if there was any special medicine.

Don't tell me, Sherlock really has it.

There's no cold or fever that a bottle of pick-me-up pills can't cure!

After learning that Sherlock had a special medicine, the widow immediately said that she would send someone to get it immediately.

However, the widowed sister's proposal was directly rejected by Sherloiek. After all, he was the captain. Sherloiek still can't forget the meow lady Captain Candide turned into at the beach hotel.

Sherlock immediately said that he didn't need it. He could entrust the wizard to run an errand. Besides, the captain was also the wizard's comrade. If his comrade was sick, he should go and see him.

Although the widowed sister felt that Sherlock was making a fuss over this trivial matter, she contacted the wizard, but thinking of the wizard's ability to come and go without a trace, she didn't say anything more.

After hanging up the phone, Sherlock and Tony said hello and went back to the cabin to put on their classic wizard costumes and prepare to open a portal to Washington.

After Tony found out, he didn't say anything. He just waved his hand to Sherlock. After all, Tony, who was already on top, could only think about American-style fishing nets and catching big fish.

Seeing that Tony didn't seem to have any reaction to his sudden break in the appointment, Sherlock stopped thinking about it and directly entered a small alley in Washington through a portal.

The moment he stepped out of the portal, Sherlock took out a small piece of paper with the captain's address written on it, took a look at it, and immediately started apparation.

What Sherlock didn't expect was that the captain was not the only one in the captain's residence, there was also a black man taking care of the sick captain.

Sherlock's sudden appearance startled the black man, and the black man's scream also startled Sherlock, and he hit him with a petrifying spell with his backhand.

It wasn't until the man lay on the ground like a stiff stick that Sherlock saw clearly who this man was, good guy, Falcon Sam Wilson!

Why is this damn Sam here? Isn't the captain's cp the Winter Soldier who reads it right up and clicks and clicks backwards?

And Sam, who was lying on the ground, also recognized who the person was, the famous wizard.

After all, apart from the high-profile Iron Man, the only other Avengers in the Avengers were the wizards who used magical magic to repair the entire street after the war.

Compared with other people, the favorability of the melon-eaters towards the Wizard is even higher than that of Iron Man. After all, no one can refuse a superhero who can use magical magic and can also guarantee post-war after-sales service.

After both parties saw the person clearly, Sherlock rolled his eyes helplessly under his mask, and casually lifted Sam's petrified state.

Sam stood up immediately after regaining his mobility and rubbed his hands on his pants nervously.

"Mr. Wizard..."

Before Sam could finish his words, he was interrupted by Sherlock waving his hand, and an electronic voice came from under Sherlock's mask.

"Okay, I know you, Sam Wilson, a good friend the captain met in Washington, a retired U.S. Air Force pararescue team member, have a flying device similar to wings. How is the captain?"

It can be said that Sherlock took off Sam's underwear in front of Sam. Listening to Sherlock's words, Sam's eyes almost fell to the ground.

"You know me?"

Listening to Sam's rhetorical question, a clearly disgusting emoji (_) appeared on Sherlock's mask.

"I know a lot, including your past, present and future. Okay, don't talk about what you have and what you don't have. How is Captain?"

To be honest, Sherlock's words really scared Sam. He never thought that Sherlock would understand him so well. Just the words "past, present and future" already made Sam have great respect for Sherlock.

After hearing Sherlock's inquiry, Sam said quickly.

"Well... I'm sorry, I was distracted. The captain is still the same. He has a high fever of 39.7 degrees and hasn't eaten for almost a day."

Chapter 178 The Captain's Little Mouth is Smeared with Honey

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After hearing Sam's words, Sherlock raised his eyebrows slightly, and once again made a 6 with one hand to the captain's noble sentiments.

He's so mad at you that you're almost crazy, and you haven't forgotten your own guilt. Sherlock can only say that he admires the captain very much.

With a slight flip of his wrist, as if by magic, a flask appeared in Sherlock's hand. There was a wooden stopper at the mouth of the flask. Inside the bottle was a liquid that seemed to be indescribable.

"Come and lend a hand, hold down our captain, and at the same time open his mouth!"

Sherlock said to Sam while removing the cork from the flask in his hand.

After hearing what Sherlock said, Sam, who was not yet a falcon, was still a little confused, but he still followed Sherlock's order.

But the moment Sherlock pulled out the cork, Sam knew why the wizard wanted to hold down the captain.

Damn it, what the hell does this thing smell like?

He swears that even his grandma's stinky socks that have never been washed in her life are not as impressive as this thing!

Is this really a potion that can be stuffed into your mouth?

Sherlock ignored the troubled Sam, pointed the flask at the captain's mouth, and poured the potion in.

You must know that in order to make the potion more effective, Sherlock bought Snape's special enhancement potion in the library.

The efficacy of the medicine is absolutely amazing, but as we all know, the taste of Snape's products is, well, hard to describe.

Facts have proved that Sherlock's decision was not wrong at all. When the potion was poured into the captain's mouth, the captain wanted to struggle out of instinct, but Sam held him firmly.

A bottle of potion that could be called a liquid devil fruit was poured into the captain's mouth with the cooperation of the two.

The moment he finished drinking the potion, the captain woke up and felt the indescribable taste in his mouth. For the first time, the captain felt that living was not that interesting.

Seeing the captain wake up, Sam seemed very happy. Before the two captains could say anything, the excitement on Sam's face froze.

What did he see?

At this time, the captain's ears were like the whistle of a steam train, constantly spraying steam outside! ! !

Not only Sam, but even Captain Kazuya found that he seemed to have turned into Thomas the Tank Engine. For a moment, both of them looked at Sherlock standing aside with the same confused expression.

"Don't be nervous. It's normal. It will disappear in about an hour. As the steam disappears, your cold will be almost gone. Oh, by the way, my personal suggestion is to drink more water during this hour.

According to that boy Sherlock, this is the natural drainage of the body, but I always feel that my mouth is dry and uncomfortable after this thing is over. "

After hearing Sherlock's medical advice, the captain nodded blankly and opened his mouth to answer.

"Okay, I get it, sb, don't worry, the nigger next to you will remind me!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the captain's eyes widened and he covered his mouth in surprise. Sam next to him also looked at the captain sitting on the bed in surprise.

Sam couldn't even believe his ears. What did he just hear? The captain actually called him a nigger? ? ? ?

Not to mention those two people, even Sherlock was shocked. It was hard to imagine that the usually gentle and gentle captain would speak dirty words.

To be honest, Sherlock remembered the little mouth he saw smearing Captain Honey when he got up and watched TikTok.

After glancing in the captain's direction, Sherlock almost couldn't hold his breath. Well, now he could really see his little mouth smearing Captain Honey.

"Entry: Tourette syndrome

Effect of the question: A must-have skill for verbal battles with scholars. It ensures that while the other party becomes an orphan, the females of the eighteenth generation will not benefit from your mouth. You can scold the steel pipe straight and explode the sea. , the dead cursed the living, the living cursed the dead, the prince of hell had to light a cigarette for you when he saw you.

Entry time: 23:59:01”

The captain seemed to have felt the effect of the entry. He covered his mouth tightly and looked at Sam beside him with an apologetic look, his eyes full of sincerity.