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Sam was confused by the captain's performance. He scolded him just now, and now he was apologizing to him with his eyes. What the hell was that?

He could only look at Sherlock standing not far away with doubtful eyes, trying to get an explanation from Sherlock.

Sherlock felt that such a captain with a mouth full of honey was quite interesting, but the mentor also explained the current situation of the captain to Sam.

"Don't be nervous. This is just a side effect. You can understand it as a condition similar to Tourette's Syndrome. It will disappear in 24 hours."

This was the first time Sam heard such an outrageous side effect. He rolled his eyes helplessly and stood up to leave. After all, there was no use staying here anymore. The captain would recover in an hour, so there was no need for him to worry. .

Seeing that Sam was about to leave, the captain quickly stood up and prepared to see Sam off.

"Thank you for taking care of me, Nico, just like your white master who took care of you in the past. Treat you to watermelon and fried chicken when you have time!"

"My hair?"

Before the captain finished speaking, he covered his mouth. Although his mouth was covered, his voice did not stop.

Coupled with the ears that are still spraying steam, the captain looks quite funny at this time.

And Sam was almost doubting life. If it weren't for the wizard's explanation on the one hand, and the captain's eyes indeed full of apologies on the other hand, Sam would have wanted to hit someone at this time.

After hesitating for a while, Sam sighed helplessly, waved helplessly to the captain, and then said.

"Come on, Captain, you'd better stop talking."

After saying that, he opened the door to the captain's house. Seeing that Sam was about to leave, the captain quickly sent Sam off again.

"I'm sorry, Nico, go home and pick cotton!"

"?????????your mother?????????"

In the end, Sam left with a confused look on his face. After all, it was wrong to get angry in this situation, and it was wrong not to get angry either. It was just very confusing.

Seeing the captain closing the door of the room helplessly, Sherlock, who had been standing behind the captain, laughed so hard that his abdominal muscles almost cramped, and he fell on the captain's sofa with his belly in his arms, rolling with laughter.

The captain was not surprised by this. After all, a guy who could perform a successful operation on Loki was a prank guy. The captain never expected the wizard played by Sherlock to have any moral integrity.

"Stop laughing, sb, you look like you're laughing like maggots in the toilet!"

"?????"

Sherlock admitted that it might be interesting just to read other people's words, but when this matter happened to him, Sherlock had only one idea: to educate this captain who seemed to have a mouth full of honey.

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Sherlock swore that for a moment he really wanted to have a passionate Zaun stage with his current captain to see who could protect his parents from becoming orphans.

But looking at the captain whose ears were still steaming, Sherlock hesitated for a moment and gave up this tempting idea. Well, he was just caring about the patient. It was definitely not because he was afraid of the cheat on the other side, absolutely not!

With a helpless sigh, Sherlock stood up from the sofa. With a flip of his hand, Sherlock placed an identical bottle of refreshing potion on the coffee table in front of him.

The captain opened his mouth to say something as soon as he saw the bottle of potion that impressed him. Unfortunately, Sherlock predicted the captain's behavior. Before the captain could speak, a curse hit the captain. on the body.

"Silence!"

As the curse took effect, I saw that the captain was not feeling well. It may be because the effects of the curse and the entry conflicted. The two together seemed to activate the rebellion of the entry, which was a high-intensity meal. output.

At this time, the captain looked at Sherlock with eyes full of helplessness, grievance, apology, anger, and surprise. Just like a fan chart, just one look at it can make one understand the complex emotions deep in the captain's heart.

Although the captain's eyes were extremely complex, the kind that would be included in Hollywood textbooks, the captain's mouth was different.

Good guy, that's a flying up and down. Those rap players on the West Coast are probably not as sharp-tongued as the captain now. The frequency is almost as high as that of a jump egg with the power turned to the maximum. It's a dance afterimage.

But even with such high-intensity output, there was no sound at all. It looked like the captain was performing some silent rap.

The truth of such an abstract scene made Sherlock's mouth twitch violently for a few times. After a long time, he calmed down and said to the captain who was still performing a silent rap.

"Okay, calm down first and listen to me. This bottle of potion is the potion you just drank to treat colds and fevers. You can drink this bottle of potion yourself tomorrow morning.

Because your body has been artificially strengthened by pharmaceuticals, so on the other hand, it is very likely that one bottle will not be able to cure your cold! Even if there are no symptoms when I wake up tomorrow morning, I still have to give this thing a drink!

I don’t want to run away again because of this! do you understand? "

Facing Sherlock's words, the captain nodded obediently even though he was still outputting. The helpless emotion in his eyes took up a larger area.

Seeing that the captain understood what he said, Sherlock nodded with satisfaction, turned around and was about to apparate away.

But before Sherlock could wave his wand, Sherlock's arm was suddenly grabbed by the captain.

Sherlock looked back at the captain in confusion, and saw that the captain's eyes were full of pleading, and he was trying hard to point his finger at his mouth, which was performing a silent rap.

Seeing this scene, Sherlock's eyes twitched for a long time. After some ideological struggle, Sherlock finally decided to ignore the captain's request. After all, according to the current situation.

If Sherlock dares to lift the magic, he will definitely lose his parents and become a member of the orphanage in Zaun. To be honest, Sherlock doesn't want to experience it.

Helplessly waving to the captain, Sherlock made a simple perfunctory move.

"Okay, Captain, you're not young anymore. To tell you the truth, I didn't use too much magic power. This magic can only last half an hour at most. If you are really tired, just drink some water to overcome it. I I really don’t want to hear your venomous tongue.”

Having said that, Sherlock was about to throw away the captain's arm and use magic to leave here again, but again, before Sherlock could wave the wand, the captain's arm was grabbed again.

This time, Sherlock really couldn't bear it anymore. A vicious emoticon (*｀ω) appeared on his mask. He gritted his teeth and spoke to the captain fiercely.

"Captain, don't force me to beat you up in a warm place like your home!"

As if sensing Sherlock's impatience, the captain finally sighed helplessly and let go of Sherlock's arm.

Seeing that the captain seemed to be no longer obstructing him, Sherlock successfully activated his magic and disappeared into the captain's home with a crackling sound of space distortion.

What Sherlock didn't know was that when his magic took effect, a very wonderful thing happened due to the conflict with the entry. That is, although Sherlock couldn't hear what the captain said, he could only pass through the two pieces of magic. The lips that moved up and down knew that the captain was swearing a lot.

But the captain could miraculously hear what he was saying!

And the most important thing is that it may be due to the conflict between magic and the entry. The entry that originally would not curse as long as the captain restrained himself from speaking was forced to change to a high-power output mode like rap.

The most important thing is that the captain can't even stop if he wants to!

This is almost like forcing a collection of dirty words from all over the world into the head of the already elegant captain. Can the captain not feel uncomfortable?

But it was obvious that Sherlock did not understand the captain's meaning from the captain's eyes, and the captain gave up the idea of ​​continuing to struggle. After all, according to Sherlock, it would only take half an hour at most.

After Sherlock left, the captain lay down on the sofa in his living room with a look of despair. Gradually, the captain's demeanor also changed.

It seems that the original look of being hopeless has gradually changed into a look like 'WTF? Can it still be like this? 's shock mode.

On the other side, Sherlock appeared in an alley after leaving the captain's house. Seeing that there were no people around and no surveillance, Sherlock decisively changed back to his original identity, and then started. He walked out of the alley happily.

No matter how you say that sentence, it has come.

Anyway, we only go back to fishing, eating, and teasing lolita, so why not take advantage of this incident to take a good trip. You must know that Sherlock has never been to Washington.

Now that he is here, there is no reason to let him go, not to mention that it won't be a big deal if he goes back.

So Sherlock took out his mobile phone to plan his trip without any guilt, and then walked out of the alley happily.

After finding a hotel with good reviews on the Internet, Sherlock happily ate an authentic Washington French meal. Then he was satisfied and found a hotel that looked good and opened a room.

What?Why should you eat French food in Washington?

Nonsense, what kind of traditional food can a thing that was founded less than 300 years ago have?

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The next day, Sherlock woke up very early. After washing up, Sherlock left the room, took a car and went straight to the Lincoln Memorial on the central axis of Washington.

Just saying that everyone may not know where this thing is, but if it is talking about the towering obelisk, everyone probably knows it.

What, you still don’t know? If I were to mention the famous scene when Captain America and Falcon were running, it would be the classic on your left scene.

Yes, this is where Sherlock came, and it is considered one of the must-visit places in Washington.

Just like an ordinary tourist, Sherlock followed the large group into the so-called Lincoln Memorial and listened to the explanation given by the tour group next to him.

Looking at the white marble statue of Lincoln sitting on the throne, Sherlock curled his lips, but still took out his camera and took a few photos.

After that, Sherlock, who felt quite bored, left the place and sat on the marble steps at the door. He took out the pancakes and fruits he bought on the roadside from the library and started to eat breakfast.

Yes, you read that right, pancake fruit! God knows how excited Sherlock was when he saw a Chinese selling this thing from a pushcart on the streets of Washington.

Just as Sherlock's mouth was full of oil, a figure that was extremely familiar to Sherlock slowly ran towards Sherlock's direction around the fountain at the entrance of the Lincoln Memorial.

It was the falcon I saw yesterday!

Sherlock instinctively wanted to stand up and say hello, but the next second Sherlock thought that he had met Falcon yesterday while wearing a vest, but now Sherlock was obviously not wearing a vest.

Thinking of this, Sherlock sat down again without interest and began to exert force on the pancake fruit in his hand.

Just as Sherlock was eating the last bite of pancake fruit, and then using the cover of his pocket to clean up the garbage bag in his hand silently and wandlessly, another familiar figure appeared in front of Sherlock. in sight.

Blonde hair, big breasts, fast running speed, he is the American team!

Seeing Captain America getting closer and closer to Falcon, Sherlock began to get excited. Is he going to witness the so-called "on your left" scene?

But soon, Sherlock knew that he was wrong, and how wrong he was.

Because as the captain approached, the bright words on top of the captain's head eventually blinded Sherlock.

"Tourette Syndrome..."

Sherlock was quite speechless as he looked at the entry on the captain's head that was exactly the same as yesterday, and didn't know what to say for a moment.

If you want to say that the captain is lucky, he drew the same word as yesterday. It has been so long since Sherlock, even when Tony drank the potion as water, the same word did not appear twice. strip.

But if you want to say that the captain is unlucky, his entry is exactly the same as yesterday. It can be said to be the entry with the least side effects.

It’s very confusing.

Although Sherlock was very troubled, it did not delay the captain in quickly approaching the running Falcon. The Falcon obviously noticed the captain getting closer and started running with all his strength.

But Falcon obviously still has the physical fitness of an ordinary person. Facing the captain with peak human physical fitness, Falcon could not stop the captain from shortening the distance between the two even if he risked his life.

Falcon, who was almost traumatized by the captain, didn't want to hear the captain's words "on your left" at all, so this time, when the captain approached, Falcon decided to take the initiative.

"Good morning, Captain!"

Facing Falcon's friendly greetings, the captain subconsciously wanted to reply, but the captain forgot that he drank Sherlock's potion in the morning as ordered by the doctor.

What was originally a friendly greeting turned into a sentence.

"Don't get close to me, sb!"

Falcon didn't know that the captain had the same side effects as after drinking the medicine yesterday, so he immediately shouted with a hint of anger.

"Hey!!"

But the captain seemed to have a guilty conscience and had no intention of stopping. He wanted to open his mouth to explain, but the words turned into one sentence when he reached his mouth.

“I’m going home to pick cotton!!”

This made Falcon so angry that he used all his strength to chase the captain, yelling curses while running.

"It's my fault! Stop for me!!!!"

Watching this scene, Sherlock laughed so hard that he couldn't help but laugh. He sat on the steps and laughed directly in vibrating mode. To be honest, this meant that Sherlock was wearing a peaked cap and covering it up fairly tightly. Otherwise, Whenever the captain found out about Sherlock, he would have to beat him up.

On the other side, the captain finally stopped and saw Falcon running over with an angry face. The captain finally looked apologetic and carefully handed Falcon a note.

The note explained in detail why he was like this. This was also a temporary solution that the captain came up with after being bombarded with swear words for half an hour yesterday. It can be regarded as a small bug.

Falcon watched the captain hand him a piece of paper with an apologetic look on his face, and at the same time bit his mouth tightly. His anger gradually became smaller, and he looked at the paper in his hand with a hint of suspicion. strip.

After seeing the content on the note clearly, the original anger disappeared in an instant and began to change to another emotion, as if he couldn't poop.

"Captain, you...forget it, Captain, you'd better stop talking, I'm really afraid that you'll get beaten! Although most people can't beat you."

Seeing that Falcon no longer seemed to care about his bad mouth, the captain looked a little better and made another apology gesture to Falcon.

Only then did Falcon take the note he had just handed over with a troubled expression on his face, and was ready to pack it up and go home.

It's no good if I don't go home. If I continue like this, my good reputation will be ruined. If it is posted online, it will be a complete collapse of my character. The captain himself still has a bit of idol baggage. .

After returning home, the captain had just finished taking a shower. The screen of the Nokia that the captain had thrown on the table lit up. He picked up the phone with some confusion and looked at it. On it was a message from Hei Lu Dan summoning the captain.

There's a mission!

The captain secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Damn it, he finally has a mission. To be honest, if he doesn't have a mission anymore, just because he speaks dirty words when he speaks, the captain will probably go crazy after a while. .

The captain who was in a good mood happily packed up and rode his motorcycle towards the Trident Building, the headquarters of SHIELD.

To be honest, the captain has never felt that working is so refreshing.