Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

Chapter 181 The Captain's Little Mouth is Smeared with Honey

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The captain had unimpeded traffic along the way. Even in the Trident Building at the SHIELD headquarters, some people greeted the captain, and the captain responded with a smile and a nod.

The captain finally discovered that as long as he didn't open his mouth, it would be a wonderful day.

Without any obstruction along the way, he arrived at the door of Hei Lu Dan's office located on the upper floor of Trident Building.

The captain stood at the door of the office and knocked on the door. After a black braised egg came in full of anger, the captain calmly opened the door.

At this time, in Hei Lu Dan's office, Hei Lu Dan was sitting on his chair, and the widowed sister was already sitting opposite Hei Lu Dan, holding a piece of information and reading it.

The captain saw this scene as soon as he opened the door and came in. Heiludan watched the captain come in and greeted him happily.

"You are finally here, Steve. There is a task for you and Natasha to complete together!"

After hearing what Black Braised Egg said, the captain reflexively wanted to open his mouth and agree, but when the words came to his mouth, they changed into something else.

"Fake! I really didn't expect that after sleeping for 70 years, my boss would be a penniless nigger when I woke up! The most important thing is that I still have to listen to this nigger!"

As the captain's voice fell, the entire office fell silent.

Not to mention the black braised egg, even the widowed sister was the boss with wide eyes. She looked up from behind the document in her hand with a look of surprise. She looked at the black braised egg sitting opposite her, and then looked at the same face. Surprised captain.

After a while, the black braised egg finally reacted. Damn it, he missed me Nick Fury, the famous American Fuck, who speaks fluently. It can be said that he can spray whoever he wants. Now you are being sprayed by a beautiful American team with thick eyebrows and big eyes?

This is so fucking awesome, even my uncle and aunt can’t bear it!

Immediately, Black Braised Dan was ready to open his mouth and engage in a passionate fight with the captain that was characteristic of the Zaan region, so that the captain could see whether his mother, Fake Man, was a person who lived up to his reputation.

But before Hei Lu Dan could exert his strength, the captain handed Hei Lu Dan and Widow Sister two notes with an apologetic expression.

The two of them were silent for a moment after reading the contents of the note.

The reason is also very simple. They have also taken Sherlock's potion, and they all know how overbearing the side effects of Sherlock's potion are.

Looking at the captain who sat in his seat without saying a word after being handed the note, but with an apologetic look on his face, Hei Lu Dan finally took a few deep breaths before continuing.

"I have to say, Captain, this side effect of yours is really... well... it's hard to explain in words, I suggest you stop talking!"

Listening to Black Braised Egg's words, the captain could only nod helplessly.

After settling all the messy things, Hei Lu Dan also began to assign tasks to the two of them. Of course, the main task was the captain. The widow sister came quite early, and Hei Lu Dan had already finished explaining what should be explained to the widow sister before the captain arrived. .

The content of the mission is very simple. Cooperate with the field team led by Crossbones to rescue the SHIELD employees trapped on a freighter. It is as simple as that. Crossbones will explain the specific situation to everyone on the plane.

After watching Black Braised Egg explain the situation, the captain and the widow nodded and walked towards the topmost apron. Crossbones Brock Rumlow was already waiting in the cabin.

After seeing the captain and the widow in place, Rumlow ordered the pilot to take off.

After climbing for a while, the plane slowly entered a smooth cruising stage, and Rumlow also stood up and began to brief everyone on the mission.

"The mission is very simple. Approach the freighter, break in, find the hostages, and rescue the hostages. It's that simple."

Rumlow said while operating the large screen on the plane.

"Who are the hostages?"

The widowed sister looked at Rumlow, who was now in a state of disarray, and asked the key question.

After hearing what the widowed sister said, Rumlow was stunned for a moment, and then began to operate quickly. After a while, a bald image wearing glasses appeared on the big screen.

Seeing the target appear on the big screen, Rumlow continued.

"Didn't the Director tell you anything? Agent Sitwell, codename, um, let's see, um, my idol Iron Man can punch ten Captain America's Wolf Warriors..."

Rumlow's voice became lower and lower as he spoke, and in the end he even bit his lip to prevent himself from laughing.

But in contrast, the captain was not so calm. Although the captain did not show it on the surface, this was the first time that the captain felt that his side effects were very effective.

So he no longer suppressed his natural desire to speak, and spoke to everyone while lowering his head to organize his equipment.

"I'll go down first. You damn sissies will wait for my command later. Let me rescue this sb hostage with my own hands!"

After finishing speaking, the captain walked towards the door of the plane, emphasizing as he walked.

"Wait for my command, you losers!"

Seeing that the captain was not normal, and thinking about the shocking code name obtained by Agent Sitwell, Rumlow tried his best to suppress his smile and replied nonchalantly.

"Okay, wipe Captain Honey with your little mouth."

Rumlow's teasing directly filled the originally serious cabin with laughter. Those team members who had been trying to suppress their laughter since Agent Sitwell's shocking codename appeared could no longer suppress their laughter. , everyone started laughing.

Rumlow was the only one who looked at the widowed sister who was trying to suppress her smile with a puzzled expression. The widowed sister looked at the confused look cast by Rumlow and immediately understood what Rumlow meant.

He made a toast to Rumlow and drank. Looking at the widow's actions, Rumlow immediately understood the reason.

Sherlock's potion!

Although when this thing was originally sold to SHIELD, it was agreed that only a few people could use it, but in fact, Black Braised Egg would not care about that. Anyway, Sherlock can't monitor who has used the potion, can he?

Such a magical potion naturally attracted the attention of Hydra. The reason why it did not take care of this potion was because although Sherlock's potion was easy to use, the side effects were too uncontrollable.

During the original experiment, one unlucky guy turned into a talking pickle in front of everyone, which immediately made Hydra give up the idea of ​​​​causing trouble with Sherlock.

After all, in their opinion, it is better not to use such an unstable thing.

But having said that, Sherlock's potion is still very popular among these field team members. After all, it is really easy to use, but the stock is too small.

However, as one of the few people who has personally experienced Sherlock's potion, Rumlow himself can be said to have always kept a respectful distance from Sherlock's potion.

After all, the time when he was used as a test subject left a deep impression on Rumlow. Good guy, it lasted for 24 hours. If modern medicine hadn't been quite advanced, it would have been a question of whether he could have saved it.

Chapter 182 Sherlock's Travels in Washington

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While the captain was talking trash and almost using the shield in his hand as a sledgehammer until it started to smoke, Sherlock's appearance could be said to be unusually peaceful.

It's even so peaceful that it's a little weird.

The reason is also very simple. At this time, Sherlock was actually standing among a group of Chinese uncles and aunts, talking and laughing, as if he had known each other for a long time.

In front of this group of adults, there was a Chinese tour guide who was speechless and holding a small flag.

As for why this situation occurred, the reason is actually very simple. It all started when Sherlock saw the not-so-authentic on your left famous scene at the Lincoln Memorial.

After witnessing the famous scene of the magically modified version of Captain Honey being wiped with his little mouth, Sherlock felt satisfied and began to continue his traveling career.

But soon, Sherlock became confused, yes, confused.

After taking a quick look at the obelisks and other things in the memorial park, Sherlock didn't know what to do next.

And the most important thing is that after reading this, Sherlock’s summary is actually boring!

All I can say is that it is indeed a country without history.

They are all capitals, and they all have capital filters. Look at our nine cities. Under the influence of five thousand years of culture and history, they want beautiful scenery and delicious food.

Look at that Great Wall, how majestic it is!

Look at that alley, it has a lot of history.

If you look at the Forbidden City, well, this is a bit bullying, so I won’t go into details. Just look at the exquisite bracket structure.

Any one of the above can defeat Washington, which is also the capital.

What do you think Washington has to offer? Stone, stone, still fucking stone. At most, the type and color of the stone are different.

Moreover, for the same stone building, the European side can at least allow people to imagine the ups and downs this building has experienced, those legendary things, and whether those legendary figures will pass in front of this building one day.

But here, it is really a completely stone building.

Not to mention the delicious food.

Don't worry about those BJ snacks, whether the bean juice, fried rings, fried liver, and braised food are delicious or not, and whether the outsiders can eat them. At least they have local characteristics, right?

What are the special dishes here?

Burgers, French fries, BBQ, fried chicken, Coke, salad dressing!

In Washington, if you want to eat some special dishes, you can go to a Chinese restaurant, a Mexican restaurant, a French restaurant, or an Italian restaurant. Anyway, there are no local restaurants.

Based on the above situation, Sherlock, standing at the gate of the park, was not surprisingly confused. Three philosophical questions kept echoing in Sherlock's head: Who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do?

But as the saying goes, where there are policies, there are countermeasures. Sherlock was only confused for a while before he immediately thought of a brilliant idea.

Before traveling through time, Sherlock had seen a video of a foreign blogger on a certain channel. The content in the video was very simple.

If you come to a strange place without doing any strategy, how should you enjoy the place?

The answer given by this blogger is very simple. Find a tour group full of Asians, or follow the Asians who come to travel. You can do whatever they do and buy whatever they buy!

Because Asians are used to making careful plans before traveling, they even book souvenir shops before departure!

(The above remarks are all from real videos and are by no means the author’s imagination.)

Sherlock's main thing is to listen to advice, so he immediately found a tour group full of uncles and aunties and followed him.

They got on the bus, and Sherlock took a taxi to follow behind them. When they got off the bus and started touring, Sherlock stood behind the group of adults and aunts with a harmless smile and listened to the little sister's explanation.

It can only be said that Sherlock is very lucky. This is a Chinese tour group, and they are all adults who are not short of money. They are also a purely fun tour group, and the tour guide’s explanation is also very humorous.

Anyway, Sherlock was completely happy with it, but others didn't think so.

At the beginning, the tour guide noticed Sherlock standing behind the team, but she didn't pay too much attention.

It's just that Sherlock is the kind of foreigner who wants to practice his Chinese listening here. After all, as a tour guide, I can only say that I see this kind of situation often if not a lot.

But as they transitioned, Sherlock still appeared in the team, and the young lady immediately became wary.

Scam? Gangster? terrorist? Or are they those weird perverts on the unspeakable website?

At this moment, it can be said that the tour guide’s head was filled with all those weird villains from American action movies.

The young lady has even begun to swear that if Sherlock suddenly attacks, she will definitely protect this group of compatriots who are far away from abroad and fulfill her duty as a tour guide.

To be honest, if it weren't for Sherlock's innocent and kind expression and his seemingly young age, the tour guide might have started calling the police right now.

Although the young lady was vigilant, she didn't say much. Apart from being vigilant about Sherlock, she also gave a lot of explanations.

But the elders and aunties in the team didn't care so much. One of them noticed that Sherlock, a foreigner, had been following them. She tugged on the clothes of the uncle beside her and said without any hesitation.

"Old man, look, that old ghost has been following us around, I'm afraid he has some evil intentions!"

After hearing what the aunt said, the uncle just glanced at Sherlock who was standing behind the team, and then said slowly.

"What are you afraid of? My old man defeated these American devils back then, so I can do the same! Just listen to the girl's explanation with peace of mind. Let me tell you, now we have penetrated into the enemy's interior." , I might even have to lead the way for those soldiers!

Just keep your heart in your belly, keep an eye on the money in your bag, and leave the rest to me. Don't be afraid of the ball. He went to meet this silly foreigner while he was with me! No big deal! "

Even though he said so, he still got entangled with a few generals, and together they drove the group of aunts to the front of the team. A group of them stood at the back, and even formed a vague jealousy towards Sherlock. Clamp formation.

Chapter 183 Sherlock's Travels in Washington

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Seeing that the old men began to surround him, even Sherlock, who had received certain military training, could see that these old men had tactics.

The younger and stronger ones are the main attackers, dealing with Sherlock head-on, while the rest serve as assistants, dealing with Sherlock from the side.

Even for fear of insufficient side strength, the number of people on the sides was far greater than the number of people on the front.

Seeing that if he didn't explain, he would not necessarily encounter something, Sherlock could only weakly raise his hand. As soon as he spoke Chinese with a hint of Northeastern accent, the scene suddenly changed. It got quiet.

"Well, gentlemen, let's just say, is there a possibility that I just want to enjoy your itinerary and explanation for free, and there is no other meaning?"

Sherlock's words made the scene quiet for several minutes. No one knew how to react next. Even Sherlock was embarrassed and didn't know how to react.

After all, those uncles and aunts did not shy away from Sherlock when they communicated. They communicated all the time in Chinese. Who would have thought that Sherlock could understand Chinese? Wasn't this fucking conspiracy loud?

Sherlock was also very embarrassed. Although he heard the loud conspiracies of the aunts, Sherlock, who just wanted to rub it in, had no intention of revealing it. The best situation was that everything would be fine.

That is to say, seeing that the elders were about to take action, and if he didn't explain, it might be a melee, Sherlock finally spoke.

But what happened after he spoke was something Sherlock didn't expect.

After a while, an aunt seemed to react and screamed in surprise.

"Old Liu! Old Liu!! Did you hear that this foreigner is talking nonsense!!"