Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

As soon as the aunt said these words, Sherlock couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. There were so many flaws that Sherlock didn't know where to start.

Fortunately, Sherlock's mouth reacted faster than his brain. As soon as the aunt finished speaking, even the old man named Lao Liu didn't react, and Sherlock started complaining directly.

"What, aunt, we are just asking, is there a possibility? In this situation, you are the foreigners!"

Following Sherlock's complaint, the originally tense atmosphere suddenly became cheerful. Only the aunt just now scratched her head in embarrassment.

Seeing that Sherlock's Chinese-speaking uncle and aunt became more active, they pulled Sherlock along and started chatting while the tour group was walking around.

One of the uncles, in particular, pulled Sherlock to complain during the transition.

"Guawazi, believe me, your Chinese teacher is not good at teaching you dialect! If you want to find one, you have to find a Chinese teacher like me who can teach you standard Chinese!"

Listening to the uncle's standard Trump speech, Sherlock felt like crying. He really wanted to tell this uncle that he learned Chinese from his mother before he traveled through time!

And uncle, do you really not know that you are speaking authentic Trump, not standard Mandarin?

Although Sherlock was already complaining crazily in his heart, on the surface Sherlock still agreed like a good baby. After all, he was trying to take advantage of others' travel plans, so it was better not to make it too public.

Naturally, the communication between the aunts and uncles and Sherlock could not escape the attention of the tour guide, but the instructor did not say anything.

Although it is very annoying to be prostituted for free, after all, as a local foreigner, Sherlock can also speak Chinese and can take on part of the translation work, and as a local, he can also ensure the safety of the tour group to a certain extent. My sister has no reason to refuse.

In this way, Sherlock managed to get a seat on the bus after getting acquainted with these adults and aunts, and started his pleasant trip to Washington with these adults and aunts.

The only person who feels acclimatized is the driver.

Although the driver was also a Chinese-American, he was a native-born Chinese-American here in the United States after all. He watched as these fellow villagers brought in a blond and blue-eyed foreigner.

In the car, this foreigner sang all kinds of songs about the motherland with these uncles and aunties in a serious manner, singing songs such as unity is strength, and even occasionally shouted slogans such as down imperialism and capitalism when he got excited.

No matter how I look at this, I feel that it is outrageous.

Of course, all this is not without cost for Sherlock, especially when these uncles and aunts know that Sherlock is still single.

It also mobilized traditional entertainment skills to provide one-stop services for marriage promotion and partner introduction.

This guy frightened Sherlock. Damn it, I have changed my world. How can I not escape the destruction of the marriage-rushing army?

That guy, this granddaughter, that daughter kept introducing Sherlock, which made Sherlock want to cry.

You must know that if Sherlock's business is in China, none of them will be sentenced to less than ten years in prison. Even if they report truthfully, they may not be able to enter the country.

In this situation, what kind of partner is there? What's more, Sherlock himself doesn't think about dating. Anna's shadow on Sherlock is really too huge.

Seeing that Sherlock seemed to be uninterested in the blind date requests from these aunts, the aunts and uncles immediately changed their minds and started to bring the tour guide and Sherlock together.

This time it was the tour guide's turn to panic. What are you doing? Did you lose your nationality in the last class? He quickly said that he had a boyfriend, and this group of uncles and aunties calmed down.

Sherlock finally breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, these aunts and uncles did not speak English. Even if there was even one among them who could speak English, Sherlock would not be able to escape the fate of being on a blind date.

What? Where did the blind date come from? Aren’t the streets full of beautiful young ladies?

After escaping this difficulty, Sherlock's travels finally became normal. Apart from other things, Sherlock was quite used to the way domestic tour groups used to sleep in the car, stop to pee, and get off to take pictures. .

Maybe it’s because I traveled like this in my previous life?

Of course, Sherlock is not a free-for-all, and he also showed his local characteristics when buying souvenirs. Everyone in the tour group received a small gift from Sherlock, even the driver.

Of course, since there are people in the tour group, there are also people around Sherlock. The black widows are simple souvenirs, and the two lolita are two luxury wallets.

What is worth mentioning is the things Sherlock bought for his five uncles. They all bought women's products, including cosmetics, lipstick, and bags.

As for why they chose this way, the reason is very simple. You can't expect those five tough men like steel bars to give any normal gifts to the black widows who flirt with them.

Don't ask Sherlock how he knew, Xiaoqiang still has a pink carved Glock 17 pistol in the drawer, with a woman's name engraved on the ivory handle.

Every time the gun was mentioned, Price's liquor stash was bound to suffer.

Xiaoqiang will also appear at the training ground the next day wearing Prestige sunglasses (dark circles under his eyes).

Chapter 184 Sherlock's Travels in Washington

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Speaking of which, this is what Xiaoqiang can survive to complete this so-called ultimate challenge at the training ground. The remaining challenges include uncovering Price's hat in public and stealing all the ghost's headgear.

Number one, of course, is shaving off Price’s caterpillar beard.

Now that this matter has been completed, there is only one person left alive, and that is Sherlock.

Sherlock accomplished this feat when he first traveled through time. Of course, the result was tragic. The guy was finally sent to the hospital by Plath.

Let’s go back to Sherlock’s Travels in Washington.

After several days of travel, the last stop of the entire tour group in Washington was the very famous presidential residence, the White House.

To be honest, Sherlock and this group of aunts and uncles were very lucky. They happened to catch up with the White House's open day and were able to visit the interior of the White House.

Yes, it is the place that has been bombed 38 times in movies and games, and occupied countless times.

Even the legendary Oval Office Sherlock went in to visit.

After walking around, Sherlock commented that it was not as interesting as Tony's big villa, with old decoration and old-school facilities. If it weren't for the tour guide, the lady had almost all the dirty information, gossip, and all kinds of information about the three presidents. After combining the gossip and explaining it vividly, it may be that to Sherlock, this is just a bigger dilapidated house.

But you have to admit that the explanations given by the tour guide are still interesting, especially when Sherlock laughs when he talks about the current president’s tidbits, gossips and scandals in Chinese in front of the staff inside the White House. The biggest.

It's exciting, isn't it?

It feels like bullying a foreigner who doesn't understand Chinese, smiling and scolding a foreigner with his thumb up. The main thing is to stimulate.

After this trip to the White House, Sherlock also officially bid farewell to this group of lovely adults. After all, they will leave Washington to continue traveling elsewhere.

But Sherlock wanted to stay here for a while, not because he hadn't seen enough, but because he had a little idea that he wanted to put into practice.

As we all know, xxx visiting here is an absolute bad tourist habit, especially in the beautiful mountains and rivers and historical sites in China.

But it is a pity that this is the lighthouse country on the other side of the ocean. Sherlock can be said to have no psychological burden at all, and compared to some old **** visiting here, Sherlock decided to live a big life.

Think of it as revenge for wanting to go to the toilet when he was in the White House, but was ruthlessly rejected.

After finding a hotel, Sherlock took a nice shower, had a meal and then rested, ready to start taking action in the dead of night.

After sleeping until the early hours of the morning, Sherlock got up and tidied himself up. After putting on his wizard's vest, Sherlock calmly cast a disillusionment spell on himself, and then appeared in the White House in a flash. Top.

After thinking about it, Sherlock clicked his wand on the roof of the White House with a smirk on his face, and then leisurely found an open door and entered the interior of the White House.

The White House is still bustling in the middle of the night. Of course, the buzz here refers to the work area, and the living area is of course extremely quiet.

After all, no matter what, the president needs to rest, right?

However, Sherlock's target is not the living area, but the control room at the junction of the two.

During the day, Sherlock already knew one thing. This control room is responsible for the lighting, video surveillance, and music playback of the entire White House.

It is this part of music playback that Sherlock is interested in. The White House will play some music regularly during the day. On the one hand, it can be used to attract tourists, and on the other hand, it can also provide people inside with a little background music.

Of course, when the White House is closed, this so-called background music will not appear. Sherlock also checked online before taking action. After confirming that the White House will still be open tomorrow, he was satisfied and copied the song he prepared. into the player.

At the same time, don't forget to delete all the remaining songs in the player to ensure that only one of your songs can be played on a loop.

After doing all this, Sherlock disapparated and ran back to the hotel, checked out decisively, found an alley and returned to his gun shop. He lay on the bed peacefully, set the alarm clock, and waited. Watching tomorrow's news.

The next day, the sun rose as usual.

When the first ray of sunshine in the morning shone on the red flag flying atop the White House, those who had just gone out immediately realized something was wrong.

Damn it, why did our White House become the Red Palace?

Also, wasn’t the Woolly Bear disbanded during the Cold War? When did his cat come back to life?

It doesn't matter if he is resurrected, why does he occupy the Presidential Palace of the United States overnight?

Especially when it was dark, when the passionate Soviet march resounded throughout the White House and outside along with the set procedures, the situation finally got out of control.

The sky was filled with TV helicopters that were broadcasting live broadcasts, and a huge crowd of melon-eating people gathered on the ground. The National Guard drove tanks and armored vehicles and began to march toward the White House, oh, it should be called the Red Palace now.

And our current president, who is on vacation, was having a sweet dream under the covers when he was pulled up by the staff who rushed in. Before he could understand the situation, he was pulled into a room full of officials. in the room.

The President, who was still in his pajamas and was disturbed from his sleep, was naturally furious and demanded a reasonable explanation from these officials.

Then I saw an official turning on the TV in the room silently.

When he saw what was being broadcast live on TV, even the president was stunned for a while. Then his first reaction was not to criticize someone, but to pick up the mobile phone next to him without saying a word and make a call. .

The moment the call was connected, all the president's anger was released in an instant.

"Nick Fury!!!!!! I need you to give me a perfect explanation!!!!!!"

Of course, Sherlock couldn't possibly know that Black Braised Egg was in serious trouble because of his little prank. Even if he knew, he would only smile more happily.

After all, Sherlock is already on the sofa at home, watching the host on TV seriously making up nonsense, holding his stomach and rolling on the sofa.

Chapter 185 The scapegoat black braised egg

Sherlock swore that he had never seen the old American government be so efficient. In less than half an hour, the National Guard drove tanks and armored vehicles and surrounded the entire White, oh, Red Palace.

The posture was like surrounding the enemy's capital. Then in the TV footage, the special forces members formed a tactical formation and began to march towards the building.

The good news is that not a single gunshot was fired during the whole process, because those who worked in the White House all night had no idea what was going on.

After determining that there was no threat at all, the National Guard quickly cordoned off the streets around the White House, and then organized personnel began to build engineering mesh to block the view.

Half an hour later, the entire White House was tightly surrounded. Anyway, judging from the live broadcast on the ground, it was impossible to see what was going on inside.

Then in less than five minutes, the entire live broadcast room quickly disappeared. Ten minutes later, not only on TV, but even on the entire Internet, there was no trace of the White House becoming popular.

It was as if the whole thing didn't exist at all. After the five-minute commercial time ended, it was the normal program of the TV station. It was impossible to tell that the two hosts just now were passionately guessing what happened to the poor house. What.

Seeing that the fun seemed to be over, Sherlock calmly turned off the TV, not forgetting to complain that if this efficiency was put into people's livelihood, the lives of people in the United States could take a big step forward.

But even so, Xia Luoke felt that this fun was enough to keep him laughing for a long time.

As we all know, according to the law of conservation of smiles, if Sherlock gets more smiles, then someone will naturally lose his smile.

And the person who lost his smile was naturally the President who was dragged out of bed and his fellow sufferer, the famous black braised egg Mr. Nick Fury.

Let’s talk about Mr. President first. After talking trash to the black braised eggs for half an hour, and performing a wave of what is called a senior allegro artist in front of all the senior officials, this guy still feels that his anger has not been vented.

Mr. President, who has turned into a mad dog, wants to take a bite of everything he sees, and as the biological son of the owner of the red flag, Da Mao is naturally the first to bear the brunt.

At the moment when the Foreign Minister connected the video communication between the two parties, the old and American senior officials present clearly saw the big-haired brothers on the opposite side waving the flags of their family and their father, while holding the wine bottles in their hands and drinking heavily.

It looked like he was attending a private party for college students, crazy and excited.

When Mr. President saw this scene, his face was so gloomy that he almost shed tears. He looked at the Foreign Minister with eyes that seemed to eat him in the next second. He was so frightened that the Foreign Minister coughed crazily.

Hearing the sound of coughing, the group of officials in Da Mao's house seemed to have just discovered the video call.

In an instant, the flag and the bottle of wine in his hands disappeared without a trace, and even his dissolute figure became extremely serious and even majestic in an instant.

Before the diplomats on the American side could say anything, the head of the Maoist official over there stood in front of the video call and directly called the third diplomatic company here.

It has nothing to do with me, I express my sympathy and continue to pay attention.

Translation is, I didn’t do this. Didn’t you see that I was also eating melon? If you don't believe it, you should disintegrate one of them, so that you can go to heaven and personally ask my old bear father who has passed away long ago.

After finishing speaking, regardless of the reaction here, he quickly hung up the phone after taking a sip of vodka.

To be honest, if it hadn't been for the last sip of vodka and the leader's mouth that had not been suppressed the whole time, everyone present might have really believed the Diplomatic Third Company opposite.

Moreover, the other party also acted very quickly. As soon as the call was hung up, the international statement was already issued.

This made Mr. President, who wanted to do something secretly, even more angry. He immediately smashed everything he could move in the office where they were.

The president here is furious with his incompetence, and the black braised egg on the other side, Nick Fury, is also not feeling well.

As soon as he hung up the phone, Nick Fury contacted his right-hand man Hill to learn what happened.

After understanding the whole story, Nick Fury's face, which was already dark, became even darker.

I even thought for a while that I had a conflict with someone, or that I had Mercury retrograde recently, so why did I keep breaking things one after another?

First, the widowed sister and the captain came back from the freighter test with a USB flash drive for treatment. Hei Lu Dan found that he did not have enough permissions to open it at all.

This matter hasn't been settled yet, but this happened here.

As an old man who has been on the battlefield for a long time, Nick Fury certainly knows what the president means when he calls him so urgently.

Taking the blame? It's not the first time.

But what is different from the past is that in the past, Nick Fury was able to use his authority as SHIELD and his strong attitude to fool him.

But this time, the White House turned into a red palace overnight, and red flags were planted on the White House, and no one has discovered how it was done. Isn't this inappropriate for the supernatural events that S.H.I.E.L.D. is responsible for handling? ?