Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

But all of this turned into a strong surprise the moment Sherlock lit up the lights in the shop.

"Fuck! Captain???"*3

The three people almost unanimously called out the identity of the man who fell straight to the ground.

And what can the captain do?

He could only stare at Sherlock holding the wand with resentful eyes. After all, there was nowhere the captain could move except his eyes.

Following the captain's line of sight, Sherlock also discovered the wand in his hand. Looking at the captain's eyes that were seven parts wronged, two parts resentful, and one part puzzled, like a fan diagram, no matter how stupid Sherlock was, he knew that he Overturned.

Damn it, who would have thought that his horse would fall so carelessly and strangely!

After casually dispelling the magic on the captain, looking at the captain who slowly stood up, Sherlock scratched his head and said with a smile.

"Captain, if I say that I am learning how to use magic from a wizard, would you believe it?"

Seeing that Sherlock seemed to be trying to struggle a little, and recalling the sins he had suffered because of the wizard and Sherlock in his mind, the captain sneered before speaking.

"Haha, do you think I believe it or not?"

After listening to the captain's words, Sherlock shrugged his shoulders generously and then said.

"Okay, I guess you believe it!"

Tianhe Sherlock's answer, the captain stared at Sherlock standing near the switch with disbelief, as if wondering how there could be anyone in the world with a face as thick as a city wall.

Just when the captain wanted to say something, the door leading to the training ground behind was suddenly opened.

The captain's subconscious reaction was that the widowed sister was back, and he quickly shouted.

"Natasha, don't..."

The captain just shouted a name, and the rest of the words were stuck in his throat.

The reason is also very simple. What came in was not Natasha as he thought, but a white mecha with a small amount of gold mixed in, full of Japanese comic feel.

And Natasha, the widowed sister, whom he longed for, was being dragged into the house with one hand like a dead dog by this mecha that didn't look easy to mess with.

The widowed sister was all limp, and she didn't know whether she was dead or fainted. Anyway, she had lost all perception of the outside world.

Seeing this scene, the captain's grief and anger became even more intense. What did they think at the beginning that they had to go to Sherlock to find equipment?

If he had changed to another place, he wouldn't have been wiped out by the group just like that!

He knew that Sherlock was a little outrageous, but he never thought that Sherlock was even more outrageous. Even the people around Sherlock were outrageous! ! !

God knows why the little loli who used to coo in front of him and kept calling "captain, captain" is now holding a pink m249 machine gun?

The key one looks very skilled, but the other one is even more outrageous, ak! That's Maozi's ak! ! !

Forget it, are you serious about playing a drum that big? Damn it, none of the German guys I faced back then were as outrageous as you! !

Seeing that the captain's blood pressure had risen and his breathing had become rapid, Sherlock didn't know how to react.

Sherlock was also very aggrieved. Originally, he just wanted to catch a little thief without eyes to experiment with magic. God knows which innocent captain would play the role of a little thief!

The most important thing is that the widowed old spy who has always been very reliable actually agreed to do such outrageous things with the captain. Sherlock was also speechless.

Seeing that the captain seemed to be in a bad mood, Sherlock thought for a moment, then raised his wand and fell unconscious.

Since you don’t know what to do, you might as well go to bed first!

As the saying goes, although escaping is shameful, it is very useful, right?

Looking at the knocked unconscious widowed sister on the ground, Sherlock, who had figured it out, shot another round without any hesitation and knocked her unconscious.

Then, with the disdainful eyes of the two lolita, he used a floating spell to control the two unconscious people, and began to urge the two lolita to go back to sleep. After all, children who don't sleep don't grow taller.

As for the widowed sister and the captain, well, there are a lot of guest rooms in Sherlock's house. Because the captain occupied his room, Sherlock took advantage of the expansion of the training ground to naturally expand his house a little. one time.

Anyway, it's no problem to leave the captain and the widowed sister behind. If there's anything else, let's talk about it tomorrow.

Chapter 191 Captain Brand Mattress

On the second day when the score was three, driven by the instinct of an old spy, the widow regained consciousness before the captain.

But even though the widowed sister regained consciousness, due to human instinct (commonly known as staying in bed), the widowed sister did not want to open her eyes at all. The reason was very simple. The sleep she had last night was so comfortable.

How long has it been since you slept so peacefully and comfortably? When was the last time you slept so comfortably?

Or when you came to the United States with your adoptive parents as a child? Or before entering the red house? The widowed sister herself can’t remember clearly.

After all, the first lesson in the Red Room was about sleeping. In the words of the instructor at the time, sleeping is human instinct, but it is the most dangerous time for the black widows!

After so many years, the widowed sister herself has become accustomed to waking up quickly at the slightest disturbance, even when she is on vacation.

Because of this, when Sherlock fainted, the widowed sister experienced a wave of deep sleep like never before, which also made the widowed sister linger over this feeling.

If I had to say something that I didn’t like, it would probably be the mattress. It felt uneven!

Also, although this pillow is very soft and elastic, why is there a seam in the middle?

It feels like a butt. Who would buy a pillow like this?

Wait a minute? butt?

At this moment, the widowed sister's old spy instincts came online immediately, prompting the widowed sister to quickly open her eyes.

Hmm, strange ceiling!

After being stimulated by many sources, the widowed sister suddenly sat up and looked at the surrounding environment vigilantly.

This is an empty room. There is no furniture in the whole room. Except for the hard furnishings such as the windows, the floor and the white walls, there is nothing at all.

As for the uneven mattress and the pillow with gaps that the widowed sister first felt, just as the widowed sister thought, they were not mattresses and pillows at all, but our poor captain.

This is a small preferential treatment from Sherlock. After all, the widowed sister is a woman. As a man, Sherlock still subconsciously gave the widowed sister a little preferential treatment. As for the captain, will he object?

Sherlock said, "I'm an old hapless man, it's not important!"

As for the reason why the expanded room is so empty, it is actually very simple, because it is not used.

Although the room was expanded and decorated, when it came time to purchase furniture, both Sherlock and the two Lolita discovered something.

That is, not many people live here at all, and everyone is very busy every day, so naturally they forget to decorate this room.

To be honest, if the captain and the widow hadn't visited yesterday, Sherlock himself would have almost forgotten that he had expanded such a room.

The widowed sister sat on the "cushioned" captain like this for a while, and then the memory of last night slowly emerged in the widowed sister's mind.

At first, everything was perfect. With the help of many years of experience as an old spy, he easily opened the door of Sherlock's gun shop with his own hairpin.

No alarm was raised, no one noticed, everything was perfect and normal.

Although they noticed that there was a flashing red camera on the four corners of the store, to be honest, neither the captain nor the widow paid much attention to it. They even thought of the unlucky things Sherlock had done in the past, and they were still very arrogant. He waved to the camera.

After all, you can't say that you are the only one who can cheat us, but we can't cheat you, right?

It died early in the morning, and only the state officials were allowed to set fires, but the people were not allowed to light lamps. It has long been out of fashion! !

Seeing that no serious alarms or other messy things were triggered, the captain and the widowed sister smiled at each other and started to act according to the original plan. The captain collected weapons and ammunition here, while the widowed sister went to the training ground tower behind to do it. The last set of Black Widow's equipment.

But what neither of them expected was that Sherlock, the old man, didn't press the alarm in the shop at all, but instead placed it in his room.

The unlucky widow sister was even happily touching the tower when she was knocked unconscious by Sherlock's mecha.

To be honest, the widowed sister didn't even react at the time. She could only say that from the widowed sister's perspective, she was happily touching the tower, but the next second she heard a clear sound of the collision of her head and metal.

Then I didn't know anything anymore. The last thing I realized before fainting was: Damn it, just hearing the sound must be a good start!

After figuring out what happened last night, combined with the current situation, the widowed sister knows one thing, no matter how stupid she is, she and the captain must have turned over last night!

Although I don’t know where the car overturned between me and the captain, it must have overturned, and it was the kind of big overturn that led to being captured alive!

The more the widowed sister thought about it, the more outrageous she felt. As an old spy, she had no face at all with this naughty boy like Sherlock!

The widowed sister here is still doubting life, and the captain who has been used as a mattress finally wakes up.

Unlike the widowed sister who doubted life, the captain was much calmer. After all, the excitement last night was enough. When he woke up, the captain was relatively calm, but he felt uncomfortable.

There is no place on my body that is not uncomfortable, but it is understandable. After all, it is a mattress for one night, and it is the kind of mattress that comes with its own pillow.

"Well, Natasha, if you can, can you get off me first? I'm a little numb."

The captain felt the weight on his back and said a little embarrassedly.

Hearing the captain's voice, the widowed sister blushed in embarrassment, but she concealed it well and quickly stood up to help the captain who was lying on the ground.

By the time the captain stood up, the widowed sister had returned to her normal appearance, and she didn't show the slightest trace of the shame she felt for overturning her car just now.

The two looked at each other, and saw a kind of helplessness in each other's eyes, a kind of helplessness at being manipulated by a naughty child.

"Hey~"*2

The two of them sighed in unison.

After sighing for a while, the captain recovered, and then led the widowed sister to walk out the door. After all, the captain had lived here before, and he was still familiar with it compared to the widowed sister who had come here for the first time. beaten track.

But what neither the captain nor the widowed sister expected was that what they saw when they opened the door and came to the living room completely made the widowed sister abandon her old spy's reserve.

While pointing at Sherlock in the kitchen, he patted the captain's shoulder hard. His eyes darted back and forth between the captain and Sherlock, and he let out an unknown shout.

“Captain, captain, captain, he, he, he, he, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I???????

Chapter 192 Tony having fun

The reason why the widowed sister was so incoherent was actually that she saw Sherlock cooking at this time.

Of course, it is not ordinary cooking, but cooking with multi-threaded operation at the same time while waving a magic wand. There are many more people than usual at noon today. Naturally, Sherlock has to prepare more, so he is seen by the widowed sister. This scene.

Sherlock is already showing off. After all, he lost his horse yesterday, and Sherlock is too lazy to pretend anymore.

Of course, the main reason is that Snake and Shield is almost done. Even if Black Braised Egg knows it, he can't bother him anymore. Otherwise, Sherlock will have to let the captain feel the charm of oblivion.

Looking at the somewhat excited widowed sister beside him, the captain was very calm. After all, he had met her last night, and the captain understood the widowed sister's reaction at this time.

After all, they all work in S.H.I.E.L.D. When he was solving the red room, Sherlock deceived everyone by appearing at the same time as himself and the wizard. The captain knew it with his back heel.

The widowed sister decided to report it to Hei Lu Dan after she returned, which showed that Sherlock and the wizard could appear at the same time, and they were definitely not the same person.

And now seeing Sherlock holding the wizard's wand and calmly using magic to cook in front of her, anyone who could be calm would have seen a ghost.

No one would be able to calm down, especially the widowed sister who was a veteran intelligence agent. This was not much different from the fact that she had worked so hard to get a piece of intelligence, only to find out that it was false.

Helplessly patting the excited widow's shoulder, the captain sighed.

"Calm down, I understand you, this bastard lied to all of us."

After hearing the captain's voice, the widowed sister gradually calmed down, but her heart was still turbulent.

Now the widowed sister completely understands the captain's feelings towards Sherlock, nemesis! Pure nemesis! It feels like as long as it has something to do with this bastard named Sherlock, it will either overturn or increase the intensity.

Of course, Sherlock didn't know Black Widow's inner thoughts, but he heard every word the captain said.

Sherlock turned around calmly and looked at the captain standing not far away with a half-smile.

"Captain, I can hear it. As for why I hide my identity, do I still need to explain it to you? Maybe Dr. Zola didn't explain it clearly to you and you need me to talk to you again?"

It's okay that Sherlock didn't say anything. As soon as he finished speaking, the bodies of the captain and the widowed sister quickly became tense. The captain stared at Sherlock and looked at his shield placed on the sofa.

"You knew it from the beginning? Then why didn't you tell me?"

Looking at the two people who were a little nervous, Sherlock chuckled calmly, gestured in the direction of the two of them with the wand in his hand, and then continued.

"Come on, you two can't beat me together. Captain, you should have known this last night. As for why you didn't say it, God, stop making trouble, okay?"

What do I mean, using my identity as a wizard, after the Battle of New York, I dragged all of you to tell you that S.H.I.E.L.D. is actually Serpentine Shield?

Or, using Sherlock's identity, after defeating the Red Room, he led everyone to announce that Hydra was in S.H.I.E.L.D.?

Even if I say it, someone has to believe it! "

As Sherlock's words fell, the captain and the widowed sister were all discouraged. Yes, it was just like what Sherlock said. Even if Sherlock said it to them at that time, they probably wouldn't believe it.

Just when the captain was about to say something, something suddenly hit the ceiling, and a man wearing iron armor fell into the living room in an instant.

Everyone including Sherlock was startled, and the captain immediately took the shield placed on the sofa in his hand.

As the smoke and dust dissipated, everyone finally saw who it was, Tony Stark!

Well, even though I had called Tony early in the morning and told him what happened last night, it also meant that I had found the widowed sister and the captain and asked Tony to come over and have fun.

But come on, why do you want to smash through the roof of my house! ! ! !