Leziren’s happy life in Marvel
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"Tony Shit!!!!!"
Sherlock resisted the urge to bite Tony's big melon, biting his back molars and yelled at Tony.
Although Sherlock looked angry, Tony was very calm. He stood up from Iron Man's iconic landing action, and then the suit began to split apart as if it had a mind.
After a while, Tony's steel armor opened completely from the front, and Tony, wearing a slim suit, calmly jumped out of his steel armor.
As Tony broke away from the steel armor, the originally opened area began to heal quickly, and within a short time, Iron Man's original appearance was restored.
Tony himself looked at his watch in a very dressed-up manner, and then said to the armor behind him.
"I shouldn't be late, right? Ahem, why is there so much dust? Jarvis, go buy some materials and fill the hole in the roof!"
Following Tony's command, the armor that had returned to its original state waved its small hand and flew out through the hole in an instant.
Listening to Tony's pretentious words, Sherlock suppressed his desire to use it to restore the original state. He snorted angrily and turned around to continue his work as a chef.
Seeing that his pretending was not so successful, Tony quickly changed the subject.
"Hey, Old Popsicle, you're really not that funny. You don't want to contact us when something happens, and you actually go to Sherlock, a bastard, to steal something?"
Listening to Tony's words, the widowed sister and the captain blushed for a rare moment. Both of them were a little embarrassed, especially the captain, who didn't even care that Tony called him Lao Bingluo'er.
Seeing that both of them were a little embarrassed, Tony decided not to continue the topic. The conversation changed and he started asking what happened?
Although Hei Lu Dan told the captain at the time that he could not believe anyone, the captain still decided to believe his former comrades, especially Tony, and the captain did not have any doubts.
After all, if Tony is suspicious, according to Hydra's behavior, there are probably steel armors everywhere now. After all, if this thing is manufactured in large quantities, few countries can withstand the charge of this thing.
Therefore, the captain told Tony what happened without any concealment. Of course, Snake Shield and the man whose name in turn is a taboo word for the metal arm are the top priorities.
Tony was stunned for a while, and at the same time he looked in Sherlock's direction from time to time. No wonder this bastard didn't like SHIELD. Tony probably knew about this a long time ago.
The captain and the widowed sister told Tony while waiting for Sherlock. As Sherlock's meal was ready, several people quickly moved the battlefield to the dining table, but soon the captain came again I started to regret my actions last night.
The reason is simple. As Sherlock's rice was ready, the five Prices and two little Lolita also came back.
Chapter 193: Broken, are Muggles really allowed to learn magic?
To be honest, this meal can be said to be the most interesting meal that Sherlock has eaten recently. Seeing that the captain, who is actually older than Price, was being disciplined by Price for a long time like a grandson. Sherlock found it very interesting.
What? Why didn't the captain resist?
Not to mention that the captain is not that kind of person. The most important point is that the captain once trained at the training ground at Sherlock's home. To the captain, Price is actually not much different from a teacher.
Fear of teachers is human nature!
Look at the host of Yangma, Mr. Xiao Sa. He graduated from Peking University and is one of the main pillars even if he is placed inside. When the teacher asks questions on the show, doesn’t he still subconsciously dodge his eyes?
So it’s understandable that the captain would play quail in front of Price.
Of course, for Sherlock and Tony, who are fun-loving people, this is pure fun. Didn’t you see these two guys grinning with big teeth on the dining table?
Both of them even ignored the warning looks from Sherlock's five uncles and focused wholeheartedly on the fun in front of them.
Of course, as the five uncles and two little girls quickly ended their lunch, Sherlock and Tony's fun also quickly disappeared.
The captain, who had regained his composure, looked at the two people watching the excitement with unkind eyes.
Regarding the captain's glare, the uncle and nephew had similar reactions, just ignoring it!
He looked at the captain who kept glaring at Tony and Sherlock, and then looked at Sherlock and Tony whose eyes were wandering around, not looking at the captain.
The widowed sister finally sighed helplessly and said with emotion, man.
But soon, the widowed sister discovered a little blind spot, that is, Tony was not surprised that Sherlock was a wizard like a few of them!
And looking at the appearance of the two of them, it is very likely that Tony knew from the beginning that the wizard was Sherlock himself. The most important thing is that this guy also helped Sherlock hide his identity!
The widowed sister, who became more and more angry as she thought about it, also joined the team leader who glared at the two of them.
Of course, although the three men were all confused as to why the widowed sister suddenly became angry, no one cared.
The four people quarreled for a while before they regained their composure, and the captain also looked at Sherlock and asked what he wanted to ask before the meal started.
"Sherlock, how did you know that Hydra was hidden in SHIELD?"
It was okay if the captain didn't ask, but Sherlock almost broke out in a cold sweat when he asked.
How did you know? Nonsense, of course you know this from watching movies!
Unless the person sitting opposite was a little bitch, Sherlock would never dare to tell anyone present this answer.
If Sherlock dared to answer like this, the three people opposite him would dare to force him to go to a mental hospital for a check-up.
You must know that this is the Marvel world. It is also a comic book. The Arkham Asylum next door is famous for its talented people. Sherlock is even more taboo about Marvel's Asylum.
If you don't want to get involved, don't get involved. Who knows if there will be some weird big brothers who will dominate there.
Under the threat of his family and life, Sherlock's CPU quickly started to run, and gradually overclocked, and finally thought of a safe answer within 0.08 seconds.
"You should know that I can do magic, and there is a kind of magic called prophecy! So it's not surprising that I know some things in advance!"
After saying that, Sherlock felt guilty for a moment. He knew nothing about prophecy, but if Chun Chun had a bloodline talent, he wouldn't be able to learn it at all.
It's not like Sherlock didn't try magic when he first learned it. What if he really has a talent?
But the facts tell Sherlock that you are simply overthinking it. Even now, Sherlock still remembers holding the so-called prophecy textbook and observing it with a tea cup all night, but he couldn't see anything.
The only prophecy that Sherlock has learned is the digital prophecy.
But this thing is not so much a prediction as it is a probability calculation model, and it is also a very sophisticated conceptual calculation model.
How precise is it?
Even parameters such as the humidity of the air, the density of dust, and the reactions of people around you must be included.
Once you learn this thing, you can easily do things like using a pencil to cause a car accident and kill someone perfectly in the movie.
But correspondingly, due to the amount of calculation, Sherlock even suspected that even if Jarvis had to go to work, he would have to crash. Even if he really calculated it, he would probably miss the time specified by the result.
But having said it out loud, Sherlock naturally won't give in. Isn't it just deception? This still doesn't trouble Sherlock. Sherlock may not be good at prophecy, but he is very good at cheating.
Faced with the "You're bragging" expressions from the widowed captain and Tony, Sherlock rolled his eyes angrily and pointed with his wand, and the originally dirty dining table became as clean as new in an instant.
Then, before anyone could express how magical and convenient magic was, Sherlock smashed a stack of books on the table.
Each of those books seems to be full of the sense of time, and each one is very thick. The most exaggerated one is even the size of a bedside table.
But the names on the spines of the books are all about prophecies.
After all, Sherlock has a library. Although there are no prophecies, there are as many books on prophecies as there are books on.
Seeing these so-called "evidences" coupled with Sherlock's deception, the captain and the widow actually believed that Sherlock had seen in the prophecy that SHIELD had been occupied by Hydra.
The only one who is still a little suspicious is Tony. After all, they have been together for the longest time, and Tony also knows what Sherlock is like, so naturally he will not believe everything this brat says.
But doubts remain doubts. For the scientific Tony, the contents of these magic books are still very curious.
Of course, it's not just Tony who is curious. The captain and the widow are also curious. After all, this is the first time they have come into contact with a book about magic, and it must be a genuine book. Everyone will be curious.
After obtaining Sherlock's permission, the three of them began to read the contents of the book one by one.
But soon, the expected expressions of the three of them all turned into the expressions of the subway old man.
They knew all the letters in the book, and they also knew the words made up of these letters, but they couldn't understand a sentence made up of these words.
The expressions of the three people were almost uniform, and they quickly changed from the old man on the subway to Wang Baoqiang's "what, what, what, what" gif.
Sherlock had already expected this. Haha, even a serious wizard can't understand the content. How can you three Muggles understand it?
If the three of them figured this out, Sherlock swore that he would stick out his wand on the spot and then perform a handstand to eat shit.
After all, if a Muggle really learns something that a wizard can't understand, then he really should stop messing around, pack up and go back to his hometown to grow sweet potatoes, so that he can live a few more years.
But what Sherlock didn't expect was that just a few minutes later, the expression on Tony's face quickly changed from Bao Qiang's question to a look of surprise, which made Sherlock's heart skip a beat.
Damn it, it’s not like Tony, a Muggle, really studied it and figured it out, right?
Chapter 194 Captain and Widow Sister: Damn it, am I stupid?
Seeing Tony's expression getting more and more excited, Sherlock, although he was panicking inside, remained calm on the surface. The only flaw was that his little eyes kept wandering around Tony's body.
The captain didn't know Sherlock's little thoughts here. After all, the captain and the widowed sister were already a little busy taking care of themselves. After a while, the two of them raised their heads and looked at each other.
With just one glance, the two people's brain circuits became connected in an instant.
Damn it, is this thing for people to see?
I dare not say anything else. If all magic books are like this, it will be difficult for the little bastard sitting opposite who writes Sherlock and reads unreliably to really learn magic.
The captain and the widowed sister looked at each other, and in an instant they understood that the other party had similar thoughts to their own. They sighed helplessly and put down the magic book in their hands in unison.
Just as they were about to greet Tony, who was also a Muggle, to continue the conversation about Snake and Shield, the two of them discovered something different.
At this time, Tony was looking at the magic book in his hand with surprise on his face. His expression was full of eagerness and a kind of excitement that was a bit incomprehensible.
To be honest, according to the expression on Tony's face at this moment, whether Tony took out a pen and notebook in his arms and started taking notes in the next second, or jumped up and grabbed the wand from Sherlock's hand and started to cast magic, the captain and Both widowed sisters said they would not be surprised.
However, although they were not surprised, the two of them also felt uncomfortable at the same time.
You know, both of them are older than Tony, and even the old guy Captain is Tony's father in terms of seniority. Now the two of them don't understand what Sherlock's magic book is talking about. And Tony on the other side actually understood it?
This feeling is like being at the New Year's reunion dinner table, where you and your peers are bored and playing with your mobile phones, waiting for the food to be served.
Then the child of your relative who is extremely wealthy and who is in elementary school sat at the dinner table and took out a high-level mathematics book. Then he read it with gusto, and even started to write calculations from time to time.
This feeling, how should I put it, is not easy to describe. For a moment, the widowed sister and the captain even saw Tony on the side shining with a light called academic master.
In the same way, almost instantly, the two of them also gave their identical brain circuits a very vivid name, the tacit understanding of bad students!
At the same time, an idea appeared in the minds of the widowed sister and the captain at the same time.
'That's bad, isn't he so stupid? '
The most important thing is that being stupid is not scary. What is scary is that there is an unreliable little bastard sitting opposite!
The captain, who has a bit of PTSD about Sherlock, even doubts that as long as Sherlock sees something, he will definitely run up to the two of them with the smell of tea in the next second and say "geigei~", you can't understand, right? '.
Then within a week, exaggerated descriptions of their performance today will appear throughout the Avengers and even some fan gossip groups.
It may even become more and more distorted as it spreads!
As for what it would look like in the end, the captain simply didn't dare to imagine.
God knows what happened to a pure-hearted captain like the captain to be so guarded against Sherlock.
Seeing that Sherlock's attention was now focused on Tony, the captain and the widow quickly reached a consensus just by looking at each other.
'Gan! Even if he is just pretending, he must keep pretending, and he must not let Sherlock see any flaws! It's time for him to put his acting skills to the test! '
The two of them quickly got into a stance, looking like they were reading some intoxicating classic.
The whole process of brainwave communication between the captain and the widowed sister certainly did not attract Sherlock's attention. After all, Sherlock's attention was entirely on Tony at this time.
Sherlock even began to comfort himself that it was possible that Tony only understood it because of his high IQ. After all, he was a person who was said to be cursed by knowledge.
Magic is also a kind of knowledge. It's not surprising that Tony understands it, but it's hard to say for the other two.
Thinking of this, Sherlock shifted his attention. Just one glance made Sherlock feel bad.
Damn it, what did he see? The captain and the widowed sister clearly had the classic expression of Bao Qiang asking "What's the matter" just now, but after just a short while, they looked like they were seeing Jin Ping Mei?
Sherlock has even begun to wonder whether he really has no talent for prophecy, or whether he is really too stupid to learn this prophecy magic.
After all, everyone present seemed to understand it!
How about you find some time to study how to grow sweet potatoes?
Sherlock, who was obviously a little panicked, could only find out what was going on by pouring tea. For a moment, Sherlock even began to wonder if he had picked up the wrong book.
Taking advantage of the opportunity to pour tea, Sherlock finally saw clearly why Tony had that look on his face, 'I understand! ' expression.
Damn it, Tony was holding that book about number prophecy!
This thing is not so much a magic book as it is a math book in the magical world!
It’s a fucking math book on probability!
Although Sherlock had to admit that the mathematical model of prediction in this book was extremely sophisticated, even so sophisticated that it didn't look like a product of science, this book was indeed a mathematical book on probability.
Maybe Tony really can't understand other things. If this guy Tony can't understand, then he will really be ashamed of his several PhD degrees from MIT.
Okay, Tony's problem has been solved, so what is the situation with the captain and the widowed sister? Sherlock also secretly took a look at the books in their hands.
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