I, Azure Commander!
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Lin Xiao couldn't help but laugh when he recalled how she tried desperately to suppress herself with a red face but couldn't, and could only punch his chest angrily.
But you know what, compared to the past, Noshiro was particularly "nervous" last night, which was really a different feeling.
As he was laughing secretly, he felt his waist being pinched. He felt a slight stinging pain and took a breath of cold air. Turning his head, he saw that the gentle Noshiro was also looking at him with resentment and shame.
"Commander, what are you thinking about?"
Lin Xiao knew that he was in the wrong, so he smiled awkwardly and said, "I was wondering why my Noshiro wife is so beautiful and cute."
"Hmph, you're so talkative."
Noshiro curled her lips, but it was obvious that she still liked it. No matter how she was bullied, whenever Lin Xiao praised her, she could not help but smile and was extremely happy.
There was nothing she could do. She just loved the bad guy in front of her so much. Even if she was bullied, even if she was deceived again and again and did so many shameful things, as long as he had the slightest positive evaluation of her, no matter about work or health, she could not help but feel happy in her heart and could not get angry at all.
A favorability rating of 200 is really a height that is impossible for a human being to reach. To put it simply, even the most hopeless bootlicker will only have a favorability rating of just over 100 for the goddess he pursues. From this, one can imagine what the concept of a favorability rating of 200 is.
To be honest, if such a level of favorability were placed on a human being, it would be hard to imagine and even scary.
On the other hand, it may be extremely unfair, but if Lin Xiao's favorability towards KanColle were listed as a number, it would probably be horrible.
Even if they can be replaced, there are probably just over a hundred of them. Sirius has about eighty or ninety, and the rest of the ordinary ship girls are probably around seventy or eighty. The ones I particularly like may be close to Sirius, and the ones I am not very familiar with may only be over sixty.
So, in most other ports, commanders go through untold hardships to conquer the ship girls. After a long run of several months or even several years, they finally reach a high level of favorability and enter the hall of oath. But what about Lin Xiao’s port?
It took a lot of effort for Noshiro to get to the top. If you think about it carefully, even for a ship girl like Noshiro, when they first met, their favorability was only around 90. As a human being, it was undoubtedly true love. They married and lived together until old age without any grudges. It can be called a great love that is worth singing and crying. But what? Compared with the heavy love of the ship girl, it still seems so childish...
The ship girls are such a silly bunch.
Lin Xiao thought about these things randomly, feeling quite emotional, and nodded to himself.
"Commander, what are you...what are you doing with your hands?"
However, Noshiro opened his eyes wide with an expression of disbelief. This person was clearly saying last night that he was no longer capable, but now he was acting dishonestly early in the morning?
"Oh, sorry, I'm used to it."
Lin Xiao smiled awkwardly and moved his hand away from Noshiro's thigh. The subtle feeling immediately disappeared, leaving a bit of itchiness, which made Noshiro feel itchy in her heart as well.
But it’s not possible now. It’s getting late. If I don’t go back, it will be bad if someone wakes up.
She hugged the commander beside her reluctantly, kissed his cheek lightly with her small red lips, and then left the room in her slippers.
Without his wife's arms to hold him while sleeping, Lin Xiao smacked his lips, feeling a little uncomfortable. He no longer had the idea of staying in bed any longer.
Come to think of it, I've been with the ship girls for two or three months now, and there are some things that everyone knows, and it's almost time to make them public.
Well, mainly because I think that the ship girl and the commander should have absolute trust in each other and there shouldn't be anything to hide. Secondly, it's so that I can sleep in the morning hugging my wife's soft and fragrant body, or even do some morning exercises and then sleep in...
Let's put this matter on the agenda as soon as possible and find an opportunity to talk about it.
Chapter 35: Teacher, there is something wrong with what you said
Yesterday was the first day of school. The main purpose was to register, and classes were just a side job. The main purpose was to let them get familiar with the college environment and courses first, so there were classes only in the morning. In the afternoon, they were allowed to rest and have enough time to look around the college.
Today is the official day for classes. Although the Naval Academy's courses are not very long, as a commander, theoretical knowledge is important, and the necessity of internship as soon as possible is also absolutely essential, so naturally the sooner the course content is learned, the better.
After graduating from the Naval Academy, they become real official commanders and need to take on commissions and lead ship girls to fight against sirens. This is no joke. If they are not sufficiently experienced and prepared, it would not be surprising if they die at any time.
If this is the case for commanders, the training of ship girls is naturally more rigorous. They must learn all the basic combat skills in these three years and have relatively rich practical experience. At the same time, they must also ensure basic training level, at least reaching level 20.
If the commander's knowledge or psychology is not up to standard, or the ship girl's training skills are not up to standard, the academy will not let them graduate.
Therefore, when the class started today, everyone felt a clear difference from yesterday, and most commanders and ship girls quickly corrected their attitudes and began to study seriously.
For example, Shimakaze obviously had not forgotten what the instructor said yesterday. He was full of energy at this moment, and his mind was full of defeating the Sirens and protecting the commander. In addition, the instructor of the destroyer was his own friend, so he studied particularly hard.
Although Lafite looked confused, he was actually an old senior after all. He was very serious when it came to taking things seriously. Following the commander's instructions, he took good care of this newcomer who had just joined the port, often providing one-on-one tutoring, which made many destroyers envious.
What else can they do? If they were formal instructors of the academy, they could still say that they were biased, but they were only honorary instructors after all. They came to teach them more to help. It was a great blessing that such a highly trained senior was willing to come to guide them. What else could they ask for?
It is naturally nothing wrong for people to take care of the younger generation in Hong Kong, and it would be the same for anyone.
Although the ship girls carry all the beautiful emotions in the world, they are not without flaws. The most obvious one is that they protect their shortcomings and are too sentimental. They do not understand the greater good and are too lazy to care about any big principles. In this regard, the free ship girls are okay, but the port ship girls are almost hopeless. The reason they fight the Sirens is to protect the commander and build the port. Protecting humanity and saving the world are not real and do not exist. They only obey the commander's orders.
No matter what, the ship girls were all attending class seriously. Apparently, the "intimidation" from the academy instructor yesterday was very successful. Dealing with the ship girls in the port area was a very simple matter. When in doubt, just pull the commander out.
As for the commander, it is the first day of formal classes after all. Everyone is still a freshman, and most of them are students who have just graduated from high school. They are still in a very obedient stage, and they study very seriously and never forget to take notes.
And our commander Lin Xiaolin is a typical counterexample.
He had already finished college life and became a thorough veteran. Listening to lectures? What was that?
Except for the night before the exam, I never read books.
Of course, the main reason was that the things taught in the academy were really child's play for him.
Take this class for example, which was about the knowledge about the ship girls' equipment. It started with what equipment the ship girls of different types of ships used. Lin Xiao tried to listen attentively but started to feel sleepy after less than a minute.
Back then, when he was still pioneering, he studied these things several times more seriously than he did the cramming before an exam.
However, he thought so, but the teachers in the college did not know. Miss Langley, who was standing on the stage dressed as a teacher, adjusted the frame of her glasses, and her sharp eyes quickly noticed the only student in the class who was not listening carefully.
With so many students, it's not guaranteed that everyone is paying full attention, but even if they are slacking off, they should at least have a notebook in front of them and a pen in their hands to pretend that they are doing the right thing. But what about this guy? Oh my goodness, he's just about to take a pillow and sleep on the table.
So, Miss Langley tapped the blackboard with her pointer and said, "Okay, next, I will ask a student to briefly repeat what I just said. The student in the second to last row by the window, yes, the one with his chin on his hand, you answer."
Lin Xiao pointed at himself with a bewildered look on his face, which made Langley even more angry. He couldn't help but add, "If the answer is very bad, it may affect your usual grades."
That's right, she has made up her mind to give these freshmen a warning. This troublemaker can be used as a warning to others and make these freshmen more obedient.
Looking at his confused expression, it would be strange if he could say anything!
Lin Xiao really didn't expect that there would be a question-and-answer session in the Naval Academy class. He was really caught off guard, but... it doesn't matter.
He can even recite those few things backwards.
"The equipment of the ship girls is actually very easy to remember..."
So, he stood up with a timid look on his face, and spoke in a seemingly unconfident manner, repeating the content of the class in words that were several times more concise and easy to understand than those of Teacher Langley. At the end, he did not forget to add, "In addition, Teacher Langley, the standard configuration of one fighter, one torpedo plane, and one bomber for an aircraft carrier is not strictly speaking rigorous. Some special carriers, such as the USS Saratoga, have two bombers and no torpedo planes. There is also an even more special one, the Shinano aircraft carrier of the Sakura Empire, which, in addition to bombers and torpedo planes, also has a completely free position, which can be loaded with any type of carrier-based aircraft."
"Also, for example, Mr. Langley yourself..."
Lin Xiao pointed at Teacher Langley, who was already looking confused, and said, "For a light aircraft like yours, the situation of carrier-based aircraft is even more varied. Teacher Langley has two fighters and one bomber, and there are also situations like Centaur with two fighters and one torpedo plane, and no bombers can be carried. In addition, ships like Unicorn, Nagashima, and Borg have one less carrier-based aircraft carrying position, and can be equipped with an anti-aircraft gun instead to reduce the fleet's air defense pressure. In addition, there are many different situations..."
"..."
Langley opened his mouth, but was speechless for a moment.
This series of examples really confused her. There were even some things she didn't know, such as the legendary Shinano. Although she was said to have existed, the relevant information was the most confidential and very few people knew about it.
After being stunned for a long while, she coughed awkwardly and said, "Well...Okay, classmate, you can sit down now. The things you talked about belong to a relatively complex and advanced knowledge system. We will only come into contact with them in future studies. It seems that this classmate has prepared the knowledge about KanColle in quite a detailed manner..."
Her smile was somewhat awkward. She wanted to find an example, but ended up finding an encyclopedia that knew more than she did. Even if the other students didn't understand and couldn't see the situation clearly, she felt ashamed.
After all, there are no very professional teachers among the KanColles. All the KanColles with higher levels of practice come to teach the freshmen. Of course, there is no problem. However, when they meet those truly experienced commanders, their knowledge is obviously not enough to be a teacher. Not to mention a cheating player like Lin Xiao, a man who has imprinted WIKI in his mind. You can't find a commander with more knowledge than him in the whole world.
Even in his previous life, Lin Xiao was undoubtedly a "newbie" among "newbies", the well-deserved king of Azure's introversion. It was not until he had played for a few years that he gradually became a Buddhist. If a less experienced commander were to travel through time and space, he would not be able to remember these things clearly.
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Lin Xiao's answer immediately turned off Teacher Langli's anger. What the hell is this? You call this person a freshman?
Now she knows why others feel sleepy during class. If it were her, she would feel sleepy too!
The commanders around were also stunned by Lin Xiao's words. At first they thought he might be talking nonsense and trying to fool people by being mysterious, but after seeing Teacher Langley's reaction, they realized that what he said was solid stuff.
Many people quickly recognized that this man was the super big seal from yesterday, and they felt a little emotional.
It's not easy for this guy to become a seal. Luck may play a very important part. But even if luck accounts for 99 percent, doesn't his knowledge account for 1 percent?
Joking aside, we all know that this is just making excuses to comfort ourselves.
It is certainly very important to study and learn more about KanColle, and it may indeed be of some help in salvaging ships, but how much of a role and how much help can it have? I can only say that those who know will understand...
There are so many academic geniuses in this world, but how many of them have you seen as good as those who can salvage boats?
If you could get a KanColle by studying hard, there would be no poor students in this world.
But no matter what, the European Emperor is not a loser who relies solely on luck. This is already a bit of psychological comfort for them.
Isn't it more comfortable to have an excuse than to be beaten by something as illusory as luck?
It's like a top student. If he studies hard and gets good grades, it can still make people feel a little more balanced. But if he spends all day slacking off, playing games and dating, and still relies on you to be the top student in the grade, that would be quite annoying.
If this guy was more handsome, or even the most handsome guy in school, he would be the public enemy of all homosexuals. Of course, if someone was gay, that would be another matter.
In short, after this little episode, Teacher Lanley never looked at Lin Xiao with displeasure again, and he didn't even dare to ask anyone questions, for fear that another top student would show up and slap him in the face.
But perhaps because they were stimulated by Lin Xiao, the academic master, everyone seemed to be more serious in the subsequent classes. Some of those who were pretending to take notes actually started to take notes, and some people flipped through the textbooks issued by the college while listening to the lecture and began to compare their memories.
Of course, these have nothing to do with Lin Xiao. He was just bored and flipped through the textbook, but there was nothing he didn't know. It was basically common sense and not hardcore at all.
Lin Xiao, who was drawing circles on the table out of boredom, gradually became restless. This was not going to happen in a day or two. Although his graduation time was shortened by two years because of Big Brother Tianying and the others, he still had to stay in this college for a full year.
If this is just learning for a year, it would be fine, just like going back to high school, without as much pressure as in high school. But if you don’t learn anything, wouldn’t it be too uncomfortable to just sit here?
Although this may be a bit absolute, Lin Xiao is indeed familiar with most of the knowledge taught by the Naval Academy. If there is anything he doesn't know, it is probably more about some skills in getting along with ship girls, ways of communicating emotions, etc. To put it bluntly, it is actually the skills in pursuing girls.
After all, to put it bluntly, salvaging a ship is like falling in love with a ship girl. If both parties are attracted to each other, the ship girl will follow you home, and then the relationship will continue to heat up as you get along with each other, gradually moving towards the hall of vows.
The only difference is that compared to humans, once the relationship between a ship girl begins, there is basically no such thing as failure. There may be setbacks in the middle, and there may be times when progress is slow, but the ship girls are stubborn and will never change jobs once they have set their minds on a commander. So no matter how bad things are, as long as you don't do anything against the will of heaven and earth, or be indecisive, or work hard for three days and dry the net for two days, in the end you can still make the ship girl accept the ring and start a wonderful life of rolling in the sheets every day.
Of course, if it is a mentally immature destroyer, the most you can do is kiss the cheek, hug, or lift him up high. If there is any extreme behavior, it is absolutely unforgivable.
Marrying a destroyer is not allowed, but having said that, it is actually turning a blind eye. After all, the gendarmerie cannot target all commanders, and there will always be some destroyers whose favorability is high enough to force marriage.
As long as it is not blatant and it is just an oath, there is nothing wrong with it. However, oaths are oaths. If a real child is attacked, the gendarmerie will arrest him no matter what. In serious cases, they will even revoke his commander's certificate, cancel his commander status directly, and take back all the port areas and benefits.
Of course, the premise of this is that the attack is against real children, such as the members of the Sakura Kindergarten, or little loli like Gao Gao Lafei who is still ignorant of the world.
However, destroyers like Jiang Feng or Xiao Jia Jia who know everything are also out of control. On the surface, they can be controlled, but in reality, they cannot be controlled. Even if the commanders are chaste, their feelings are really there, and they have made a vow, these ship girls will push back.
What can your gendarmerie say in this situation?
Could this be the commander's fault? Obviously not... Is it the shipgirl's fault? It doesn't seem right either, so I can only let it go.
Getting back to the topic, the knowledge of how to get along with ship girls is actually very important. After all, some commanders only knew how to study in their early years, and they might be shockingly straight men who don't know anything about conquering ship girls. Their heads are full of guns and cannons, and all they think about is attacking. It's not that this is a bad thing... Ship girls also need rest. After all, they are still young girls in their prime. Who can stand fighting all the time?
They also need rest and yearn for sweet love. If they are always in such a depressing situation, their mental health will be affected sooner or later. Then, wouldn't the commander's existence be meaningless?
But, then again, does he really need to learn those things?
Lin Xiao admitted that he was also a straight man, at least he was two months ago, but now, it’s hard to say.
Although it cannot be said that he has made great progress, at least he has begun to understand girls' minds. As for conquering ship girls... he can't even handle them now, so how can he conquer them?
Don't want your life?
He really needs to learn, and direct practice is far more effective than learning these theories, so let's just say that he is just wasting his time staying here.
Lin Xiao tapped the table with his fingers and began to think of some bold ideas.
After enduring for a long time, the get out of class was finally over. When I went out, I saw Sirius standing at the door of the classroom with his hands hanging in front of him, standing respectfully. The humble maid lowered her head but her proud chest was held high, attracting the attention of almost 100% of the students who left the classroom.
"Owner."
Seeing Lin Xiao coming out, Sirius immediately stepped forward. Lin Xiao half opened his mouth, a little surprised, and after a long while he managed to say: "Aren't you still in class?"
Sirius is also an honorary instructor at the Naval Academy. Since the school has just started and the teaching staff cannot keep up, he goes there to help every day.
"Because I feel that the proud master is about to leave get out of class..."
"So you just abandoned your students and ran over here?"
"No, I let them practice freely," Sirius replied sternly.
"Then doesn't that mean just abandoning it?"
Lin Xiao couldn't help but roll his eyes. Those new ship girls couldn't even fire their cannons properly. What could they achieve by practicing on their own?
It's good enough if there are no accidents during training, right?
Having said that, he didn't know what to say to the loyal maid in front of him. It was useless to say anything. Sirius was very obedient, but he was inexplicably obsessed with these things. She said she would always protect his safety. In fact, Lin Xiao guessed that this was somewhat the reason for his sudden disappearance before.
Sirius didn't say anything, but in fact, as a personal maid, she was probably always feeling very guilty in her heart, so she was very afraid that Lin Xiao would disappear again. This girl was also a taciturn person. She was obviously very straightforward and often said shocking things on weekdays, but she never mentioned these things. She was always worried, and no matter how Lin Xiao comforted her, she still couldn't feel at ease.
These scars can only be healed with long-term companionship.
"Okay, okay, let's go find Shimakaze and Rafi first, and then we can go eat together."
"As you command, my proud master."
Sirius nodded immediately and followed him obediently.
The master and servant patted their butts and walked away, leaving behind a mess. Occasionally, one could hear cries of envy and jealousy.
Maid... that is one of the ultimate dreams of all commanders. Which commander doesn't want a genuine maid to take care of his or her life?
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